The years of welding at Hogwarts

At this moment, a severe feeling of dizziness suddenly hit Tony, almost causing him to fall to the ground.

"Jarvis, what's wrong with me?"

"Based on your physical signs, you are likely poisoned. I have called for medical assistance."

Poisoning? Why?

He had always stayed in the studio doing research, and had never gone out to mess around and get drugged by those horrible women who wanted to give birth to his children. The food he ate was all cooked by Noah himself, so there couldn't be any problems. Why would this happen...

and many more!

The food Noah cooked! And the strange potion he gave me!

In a flash, many different terrible thoughts flashed through Tony's mind.

The only thing that made him break into a cold sweat was the fact that Noah had drugged him.

He thought of a lot of things at once.

Even James Bond doesn't have such terrifying skills as Noah, but how could such a powerful superhuman come to his side in such a strange way and with such accuracy, and even then he was seriously injured?

Could it be that this was a super agent secretly trained by a secret organization and sent to his side to plot some terrible conspiracy?

And now that he finally stopped pretending and attacked me, did it mean that their action was completed and they were ready to start the next plan?

It has to be said that with his head clouded by the drug, the thoughts churning through Tony's mind became more and more bizarre, and he was almost on the verge of making up a complete "Avengers" story for himself.

"No, don't call an ambulance."

Tony didn't trust anyone now because his mind was not clear. "Seal off the whole house and contact Rod for me immediately. I need his help now."

Following Tony's instructions, I called Rod's

After the call, the considerate Jarvis spoke again, "Do I need to contact Miss Potts for you?"

After taking a deep breath, Tony suppressed the discomfort surging in his body and said, "Contact her."

Chapter 354 It’s the animal breeding season again

With the activation of the defense protocol, thick protective panels extended from the walls of the house, blocking the huge, fragile floor-to-ceiling glass windows. The entire house looked like an airtight turtle shell.

Invisible electromagnetic waves crossed the long distance in the blink of an eye and were transmitted to a black luxury car speeding along the coastal highway.

hum...

Pepper's cell phone suddenly rang.

After taking a look at the caller ID, Pepper was a little helpless, "Tony."

I don't know what kind of trouble this boss of mine, who always has something new to offer me, has caused to ask me to go back. It was the same thing the day before yesterday.

Her car had clearly already been driven to the parking lot of the group's headquarters, but this guy insisted on calling her back just because the big light bulb in his chest was stuck and couldn't be taken out.

Even though Noah could help him take out the Ark reactor, he would rather wait half an hour for his return than call Noah for help.

Such a huge mess was caused by a simple statement of closing the weapons manufacturing department. The entire Stark Industries is so busy now. Doesn't he, as the boss, have any idea at all?

Speaking of...

The personal bodyguard and part-time driver of the big boss of Stark Industries is driving for him. Now he is riding in the official car that only the boss is qualified to ride. Even the chairman's office is basically used by him.

Who is the boss of this company?

After silently complaining about how little her boss trusted her, Little Lajiao still answered the phone.

But the moment the phone was connected, before she even had time to open her mouth, she heard Tony's slightly nervous tone, and there was also a heavy breathing sound that was obviously abnormal.

"Pepper! No matter what happens next, don't come back! Don't trust anyone except Happy and Rod! Especially don't trust..."

He seemed to want to say something else, but there was a crisp sound on the phone, as if Tony was hit on the back of the head with a crowbar, and then Pepper lost Tony's voice.

"Tony! Tony!"

Pepper shouted anxiously, but he couldn't get a response from Tony. After a loud noise that seemed like a cell phone falling to the ground, there was only a noisy noise.

Then, another unfamiliar voice appeared on the phone.

"If you don't want your boss' life to be in danger, come back immediately and don't try to contact anyone."

Then there was a busy tone after the call was disconnected.

Happy, who was driving in front, inadvertently heard some words of the conversation. When Little Pepper shouted anxiously, he immediately slammed on the brakes.

The black luxury sedan left two long skid marks on the asphalt road along the coast.

"What should we do now?"

"Turn around! Go back immediately! We can't just watch Tony fall into danger!"

Even though Tony had clearly told them not to go back on the phone, it still couldn't prevent a typical teammate from getting killed from afar.

Of course, Pepper still had some rationality. After the call was hung up by the unidentified attacker, Pepper immediately called Rhodes again.

As a bodyguard, Happy obviously had great confidence in his fighting ability. After starting the car again, he did a graceful drift and turned around, speeding along the direction he came from at a faster speed.

……

In Tony's villa, Noah threw the Holy Sword of Physics in his hand to the ground beside him, and the metal crowbar collided with the floor, making a crisp metallic sound.

At his feet, lying unconscious, Tony Stark, at this moment, his face had turned red due to the extremely hot properties of the potion, and his short hair had become wet due to excessive sweating.

Ignoring Jarvis' warning, Noah grabbed Tony's leg and dragged him upstairs, completely ignoring the fact that his head kept banging against the stairs along the way.

Noah kicked the locked door open and roughly threw Tony, whose head was swollen after being hit repeatedly, onto the bed.

Estimating the time it would take Pepper to come back, and based on Tony's weight and the resistance of Muggles without magical powers to potions, Noah silently calculated the amount of the water of life and death in his mind.

He picked up a glass and filled it half with water. He dropped two drops of the water of life and death into it to dilute it, and then fed Tony one third of the diluted water of life and death.

Looking at the injury on the back of Tony's head, Noah shook his head.

I don’t know if the brain of the future Avengers will become like Star-Lord, lowering the IQ of the team, because of this series of heavy blows.

This is the nth time Noah has cast a healing spell today.

After removing the big bump on the back of Tony's head, Noah left the crime scene in a flash.

He started his large-scale demolition plan just like a happy-go-lucky Husky.

With one kick, a deep dent was made in the thick alloy door panel of the villa's main entrance, but it was obviously still a long way from creating a hole large enough for a person to pass through on the door panel.

Fiery golden and red flames rose in Noah's hands. The high temperature of over 3,000 degrees Celsius instantly melted the alloy shield that was strong enough to withstand missile bombardment into a pool of red-hot molten iron.

When Pepper and Happy hurried back to the villa, they saw this horrifying scene -

The villa, which had activated the defense protocol, could have held out for at least an hour under siege by a group of thugs armed with all kinds of light and heavy weapons. This was enough time for the nearby military base to send troops to arrive at the scene.

Of course, this is based on the assumption that the only high-level heavy weapon in the attacker's hands is a rocket launcher.

However, even if the other party can bring a vehicle-mounted heavy artillery, as long as it is not too foul, such as driving a main battle tank directly to Tony's doorstep, the villa's defense is enough to support the other party's firepower for fifteen to thirty minutes.

This duration will vary depending on the opponent's firepower level.

But with Happy almost stepping on the accelerator to the engine compartment, only seven minutes had passed from the time they received the call to the time they returned to the villa.

Looking at the big hole melted by high temperature on the alloy door of the main gate, Happy, as a bodyguard, immediately protected Pepper behind him.

If we ignore his actual fighting ability, his sturdy physique weighing nearly 200 kilograms can still provide Pepper with some insignificant sense of security.

The two men rushed into the villa one after the other, but they ran into Noah, who was sitting leisurely on the sofa in the living room, crunching potato chips into his mouth like a hamster.

The strange scene before them made Pepper and Happy's brains freeze for a moment.

But they soon reacted.

"Noah, tell me this wasn't you!"

Pepper's voice revealed disbelief, as well as a series of complex emotions such as disappointment and anger as if she had been betrayed by the person she trusted the most, "Where is Tony! How is he now!"

Noah didn't answer, but just raised his chin in the direction of the room.

"Pepper..."

At some point, the extremely weak Tony was already standing at the door of the room. His pale face was mixed with an obviously unhealthy flush, as if he was sick.

When he saw Pepper appear in the living room, his whole face suddenly lit up, as if he was illuminated by the purest sunlight at this moment.

The potion with the fire ash snake eggs added finally revealed its true effect at this moment.

Like a big bad wolf eyeing its prey, Tony burst out with an ultra-fast speed that was completely inconsistent with his weak appearance and pounced on Pepper, who was still in a daze.

Amid Pepper's panicked scream, the sound of cloth tearing suddenly rang out.

Happy, who was still confused about what was going on, saw his boss's actions, and as if he had some kind of special spiritual connection with his boss, he pounced on Noah, who was still sitting on the sofa, at an equally swift speed.

But he wasn’t about to tackle Noah to the ground.

Happy, who originally had an alarmingly low emotional intelligence, seemed to have his emotional intelligence window opened by God at this moment. He understood in an instant what was wrong with his boss.

I'm addicted to criticizing.

So he chose to cover Noah's eyes, and dragged the underage kid who was still sitting on the sofa watching the show out in an irresistible manner, leaving poor Pepper to face the impending storm.

Don’t look at anything that’s inappropriate, don’t look at anything that’s inappropriate.

Noah, who could have easily beaten fifty Happys, did not resist. However, when he was dragged away by the Happys, he did not forget to pack up the snacks on the table in the living room.

Only after Noah was put into the car and driven to a place where the sound of fierce fighting in the villa could no longer be heard did Happy turn around and look at Noah viciously.

"Little ghost, what is going on?"

Noah, who was still feeling sorry for missing out on a European and American action movie, just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Your boss asked me to make him a cup of coffee, and when I was putting sugar in it, I accidentally put something else in it."

"What did you put there?"

"It's that kind," Noah said nonchalantly, "you know the medicine."

The calm words carried a powerful killing force, which made Happy look dumbfounded. "You mean you put that kind of..."

"Hey! Why would a little kid like you have something like that?!"

Noah just crunched some chips into his mouth. "I don't know. I found it in the cupboard of the restaurant. It seems your boss is quite playful."

"Just now on the phone..."

"Your boss didn't allow me to call the emergency number because he was afraid of embarrassment. I don't have any medical knowledge in this area, so the best way I can think of is to call Miss Pepper back."

Snap, snap, accompanied by potato

Hearing the sound of film being torn by teeth, Happy heard words that almost shattered his worldview.

"Isn't that what's written in the novel? The simplest and most brutal way to detoxify after being poisoned by that kind of drug is to clap your hands vigorously for love with the poisoned person."

"It's impossible for me to go on stage myself, so I can only..."

Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Happy was now sweating profusely in silence, "Okay, don't say any more. What I want to know is that we will not be silenced, right?"

Noah still looked nonchalant. "You may have to worry about whether you can keep your job, but I don't have a job at all, so I don't need to worry about losing my job."

Happy's fat face suddenly became extremely wonderful, "You are a born evil little devil!"

If he hadn't heard Ethan mention the terrifying fighting ability displayed by this naughty kid, he would have run to the back seat and started a fist-to-fist exchange with Noah.

After two bags of potato chips were finished, a Hummer painted in military camouflage stopped at the door of Stark's villa, accompanied by a burst of fierce brake sounds.

Seeing Rod jumping out of the car and rushing towards the villa with a small pistol, Happy hurriedly got out of the car, stopped in front of him and explained the outrageous things that happened in the villa.

Rhodes obviously didn't believe Happy's explanation and thought he was just talking nonsense.

But when he hurriedly rushed to a place about ten meters away from the main entrance of the villa, the intense panting sound coming from the villa instantly made him brake.

Two minutes later, another man appeared in Tony's black limousine.

Listening to the extremely obscene laughter of the two people in the driver's seat and the passenger seat, Noah raised his hand and threw two bags of potato chips into the faces of the two men in front.

"You're still laughing. Two single guys, both of you are already old and don't even have a girlfriend. How dare you laugh at Stark, a winner in life who has money and a wife?"

These words, which hit the most vulnerable part of their hearts, immediately broke the defenses of the two grown men in the front seat.

Rhode yelled angrily, "What do you know as a kid who hasn't even grown all his hair? Besides, aren't you a loser in life with no money and no wife?"

In response, Noah just sneered, then raised his hand and used a fluorescent spell to construct a holographic image of Fox in the air.

There was no need to explain anything extra. Noah, who was actually still single, was just using such a confusing move to mislead the two people in the front seat.

Looking at the stunned expressions of the two people in front of him, he dispersed the fluorescent spell in his hand with satisfaction and took out the Philosopher's Stone that he had taken from Dumbledore.

Place the magic stone on a piece of potato chip. As the magic power is activated, a magical light immediately radiates from the bright red magic gem, turning the potato chip from the inside out into a piece of 100% pure gold.