The years of welding at Hogwarts

With a flick of his finger, the golden potato chips flew onto Happy, "Guess what this is made of."

Happy, who already had a terrible guess in his mind, moved as stiffly as a puppet.

He put the potato chip into his mouth and took a light bite. Then he looked at the clearly visible teeth marks on it and his eyes widened instantly.

Noah raised his eyebrows at Rhodes provocatively, "Do you think that I, who have such power, would have no money?"

Chapter 355: Lovers finally become husband and wife

The next morning, as the sun rose little by little, the golden sunlight gradually poured into the room through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, becoming brighter and brighter until it was somewhat dazzling.

"Well……"

Tony slowly opened his eyes, but just as he regained a little consciousness, a strong feeling of hunger devoured him completely like a prehistoric beast.

Along with the feeling of hunger came a backache that almost made him think he was cut in half. It felt as if last night he had ridden a fierce horse across the endless prairie, galloping thousands of miles straight to the Huns' back garden, bah, the royal court.

What followed was a feeling of soul being pulled out after a hangover. At this moment, Tony felt as if his soul had left his body and was floating in the air more than one meter above his body. There were only a few insignificant threads connecting his soul and body together. He could only control his actions through this insignificant connection.

His fingers moved slightly, but the slippery feeling when his fingertips brushed against the surface of the skin made him suddenly stunned.

The soul slowly returned to the body, and Tony's drowsy brain gradually woke up. The memories buried deep in his consciousness emerged bit by bit at this moment.

Like a puppet moving stiffly and slowly, he turned his head little by little, and what came into view was a delicate face that was so familiar to him.

The close distance allowed him to see every eyelash and every freckle on Pepper's cheek.

There were still traces of tears in the corners of her eyes. Even though she was asleep, she still looked pitiful with a frown on her face. This made Tony feel a little lost for a moment. Ugh, he lost his mind.

As if sensing the unusual movement around her, Pepper's eyelashes trembled slightly, and then she slowly opened her eyes.

In this hazy moment when I just woke up, I suddenly saw Tony's face.

When she saw the greasy face so close to her, Pepper acted like a frightened little rabbit, grabbing the quilt and running away for a long distance.

"Pepper, I..."

Tony opened his mouth and wanted to explain something, but his brain was a complete mess. Even though he had thousands of thoughts in his mind, he couldn't successfully sort them out and turn them into words.

"go out."

Raising her hand to wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes, Pepper pointed in the direction of the door with a cold face and repeated in a frighteningly calm tone, "Get out."

Tony glanced around and found no trace of clothes anywhere. He felt the touch of his skin and the quilt without any obstruction, and his expression was slightly embarrassed.

"Um, can you wait a moment? I can't find it..."

But looking at Pepper's expression, Tony's voice gradually became lower, like a child who had done something wrong, he lowered his head and silently got out of bed.

As the door opened, a head poked out stealthily, carefully observing the movements outside the door.

"Good morning, Tony, have a nice evening, huh?"

The appearance of this voice immediately shattered Tony's plan to sneak back to his room. He lost control of his emotions and shouted at the other party, "Rod! Why are you here!"

Leaning against the wall, Rhodes had a teasing expression on his face. "Yesterday morning, the alarm in your house was triggered twice in a row."

"Then Jarvis asked me for help first, and then less than two minutes later I received a call from Pepper. Why do you think I am here?"

Before Tony could say anything, a figure that made him even more furious appeared in his field of vision.

"After a day and night of fighting, don't you feel hungry, Tony?"

Tony looked at the huge tray with a sumptuous breakfast in Noah's hand and felt a scent going straight into his nose. The hunger that had been buried by a series of complex emotions such as embarrassment, anger, confusion, etc. suddenly erupted like a detonated volcano.

He subconsciously said "thank you" and was about to take the tray handed to him by Noah.

However, Noah deftly avoided his arm, used a levitation spell to control the tray to bypass Tony, and cleverly delivered it to the bedside table next to Pepper without stepping into the room.

"If you want to eat, just make it yourself. I only made breakfast for three people."

Noah handed Tony a folded napkin with a look of disgust. He looked like he was afraid of dirtying his hands. As soon as Tony's hand touched the napkin, he pulled his hand back like lightning.

Looking at the napkin in his hand that could only barely cover the front after being fully unfolded, Tony roared hysterically like a mad dog, "Get out! Go get me some clothes!"

Rhode shrugged his shoulders, "You don't have the attitude of asking for help at all."

After saying that, he turned around and left without looking back, heading straight to the dining room where the table was already filled with a sumptuous breakfast, instead of the room where Tony's wardrobe was.

Fortunately, Rhodes still cared about the gay relationship between him and Tony over the years, and walking towards the restaurant was just a deliberate feint to make Tony angry.

Just when Tony's blood pressure reached its limit and his cerebral blood vessels were about to be driven completely crazy by the duo's nonsense, Rhodes changed direction and turned to the room where his clothes were kept.

A pair of jeans and a shirt were thrown over.

……

Ten minutes later, the atmosphere in Tony's restaurant was as tense as an ancient tomb that had been sealed for thousands of years.

Caught between Tony and Pepper, a couple who just spent a night together, Noah was as calm as if nothing had happened, as if the person who gave Tony a love potion, endurance potion, energy potion and other potions yesterday was not himself.

Well, he wasn't the one who drugged her.

He just gave this thing to Tony who had suffered a serious injury. As for how Tony would use this bottle of potion, that was entirely up to him.

He is not responsible for this, so he can continue to stay here and eat his breakfast leisurely.

The sky is big and the earth is big, and eating is the biggest thing.

However, Rhodes does not have such a strong psychological quality as Noah.

He originally wanted to stay to enjoy breakfast, but when he saw Pepper, who was surrounded by a murderous aura, walking out of the room, he wisely fled, using the excuse that he had work to do and had to be on standby at the base.

Watching Noah slowly cutting up the food with a knife and fork, Tony gritted his teeth and said, "Kid, if you don't explain things clearly today, you won't be able to walk out of here alive."

"I know you're anxious, Tony, but please don't be anxious yet."

After pouring a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice for Pepper, who still had a cold face, Noah ignored the old pervert Tony who had a gloomy face next to him, and looked at Pepper sincerely with sincere eyes.

"Ms. Potts, I want to apologize for my overstepping my bounds."

"Noah, I'm very angry! What you did is really too much!"

This was the first sentence Pepper had spoken since she walked out of the room.

But Pepper was willing to speak, which

It was a good sign. If she continued to have a cold face and had no desire to speak, that would be what worried Noah the most.

"I didn't expect that brewing a potion made from fire snake eggs and elderberries together would have such an effect."

Noah's tone, which had never fluctuated drastically, now revealed a strong sense of self-blame, "I just want to mix a potion that can completely remove the heavy metal toxins in Mr. Stark's body..."

"Toxin? What toxin? Are you poisoned?"

The moment Noah said this, Tony realized something was wrong.

He stood up hurriedly and wanted to cover Noah's mouth, not wanting this evil kid who was obviously acting to reveal the secret that he had buried deep in his heart and dared not reveal to Pepper.

However, a look from Pepper was enough to make him stand still, "Let him speak! Tony!"

"When Tony was attacked before, the exploding bomb left many shrapnel in his body that were difficult to remove, so he needed to use electromagnets to absorb the shrapnel in his body. This would prevent the shrapnel from flowing through the blood vessels to the heart and killing him."

Noah's eyes fell on Tony's chest. The Ark reactor hidden under his black clothes was emitting a faint blue light.

"To drive the Ark reactor, a heavy metal called palladium is needed. It is an indispensable core material for the reactor, but it will also slowly kill Tony."

There was a hint of pity in Noah's eyes when he looked at Tony, and he looked a little worried, just like a doctor issuing a critical illness notice to a seriously ill patient.

“This process will not take more than two years at most.”

"You were dying and you didn't tell me!"

As soon as this extremely heavy news was dropped, Pepper immediately forgot the embarrassing incident between her and Tony. She now looked like an angry old hen.

"Are you going to wait until everyone goes to your funeral before you tell me this in the form of a will?"

Tony became visibly flustered, "Pepper, listen to me, I was planning to tell you after this matter is resolved..."

"Solve it! How are you going to solve it? If you can't solve it, you're not going to tell me, right?!"

Having successfully diverted the blame, Noah quietly moved his feet, little by little, away from the awkward position between the two of them.

He left the restaurant and sat down on the sofa in the living room. After casting a magic barrier for himself to block the sound from leaking out, Noah picked up the nut snacks on the table and started to crunch them, as if nothing had happened.

But soon he felt that the food in his hand suddenly lost its flavor.

Because when Tony found that any words trying to explain his behavior were pale and powerless, he chose the simplest, crudest and most effective way -

Shut up Pepper's mouth.

The kind that is blocked with the mouth.

This instantly caused a 10,000-fold critical hit to Noah, who had been single for three lifetimes, enough to completely empty his health bar. Even when he was fighting with Gryffindor in the other dimension before crossing over, he had never suffered such serious injuries.

Looking at Tony's face so close to her, Pepper's mind was instantly emptied, leaving only a blank.

Feeling the softness that kept clicking her teeth, Pepper's body quickly transformed from stiff to soft. At this moment, she even ignored the existence of a hot light bulb in the house and kissed Tony as if no one was around.

It was only a few seconds, but to Noah, a bystander, it seemed like a century.

For a long time, the lips are divided.

Tony and Pepper both opened their eyes again.

Even though neither of them was a novice in love, this kiss seemed to have some special magic that made them want to try it again.

"You two are like two seals fighting over grapes."

Noah's voice sounded lifeless, like a zombie that had just crawled out of an ancient tomb. His eyes were as cold as Uncle Ba's, and his heart was filled with desire for delicious food.

Now he wanted to gut this couple, send them to the kitchen, make them into Fuqi Feipian, and then invite Happy and Rod, the two single guys, to taste it together.

The two people, finally realizing the existence of the light bulb, separated awkwardly. The atmosphere in the room was once again filled with an indescribable subtlety.

"I've had enough," Noah walked towards the door without looking back, "I'm running away from home."

"Wait, Noah!"

Pepper stretched out her hand to keep Noah, but with a slight explosion as the space was distorted by Apparition and then instantly restored, her outstretched hand just stopped in mid-air.

Tony's eyes widened in disbelief. Such a big living person suddenly disappeared right under his nose?

"Jarvis, did you see that?"

"Sir, the instrument has detected an unknown fluctuation and has recorded it."

……

The feeling of Apparition is like the body is twisted into a basketball by the distorted space, and then unfolds and recovers.

The original appearance.

Even after experiencing Apparition many times, it is still difficult to get used to it. Only a small number of wizards can overcome this disgusting side effect and turn it into an instinct like eating and drinking and apply it to battle.

Noah's eyes blurred for a moment, and when his vision changed from blurry to clear again, the place in front of him had changed to a place that was both familiar and unfamiliar to him.

This was not his intended destination. He had originally planned to stay for a few days at the place where Ethan, the lonely old man, was currently living.

It seemed that someone with more advanced attainments in space magic than him had intercepted his Apparition and sent him to the place the other party wanted him to go.

What came into his sight was a martial arts arena that he hadn't seen for thirteen years. Noah shifted his gaze to the bald woman beside him who was waving a small fan.

"Long time no see, Teacher Gu Yi."

"I have never taught you that, Master Shafrin."

Guang Tou Qiang smiled slightly, "At least, I in this universe have never taught you."

Chapter 356: Domain expansion, killing Gu Yi

"Once a teacher, always a teacher..."

Everyone can say flattering words, but when Noah's eyes fell on Bald Qiang's face, which still had some feminine features, his tone couldn't help but hesitate.

"mother……"

After an extreme brake, there was a change that caught Gu Yi off guard.

"Even though you are from another world and taught me knowledge, it doesn't prevent you from being like a stepmother in my heart."

If Noah wasn't worried that Gu Yi, the well-read old demon, had read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he would have bowed down to her and said, "Teacher, if you don't mind, Fulin is willing to be your stepmother."

Faced with Noah's sudden dirty talk, even though he felt like he was living in Bengbu in his heart, Gu Yi still maintained a nonchalant smile on his face.

However, the words that were about to come out of her mouth were shattered by these dirty words, so much so that she forgot what she wanted to say to Noah for a moment.

She opened her mouth, but in the end no words came out. She just silently gave Noah a look that was completely incomprehensible.