The system always wants to send me to the heroine

Xiao Yunyun reached out and rubbed the place where I had flicked her red, and was stunned again.

I forgot to cry.

Humph, I’m indeed not good at dealing with girls, but no matter what, the heroine is just a loli, so I won’t feel pressured.

I reached out and touched the dazed little Yunyun, as a way of comforting her.

"Children, don't think about dirty things. Be obedient!"

Wu Yuyun: "???"

From childhood to adulthood, no one dared to hit me, let alone dared to beat me or blame me so casually!

How can this stupid loli be so bold? I’m angry!

I wanted to laugh a little. Little Yunyun puffed up her cheeks and looked as puffy as a puffer fish. It was so funny.

But it’s better to hold back on what will only make her angrier.

How to appease an angry loli? It’s simple, just use food.

"Okay, Xiao Yunyun, how about we go out and have something delicious? To celebrate my taking back the county government, I'm going to treat you to a delicious meal today!"

Xiao Yunyun lowered her head and said nothing.

That's strange, doesn't she like delicious food?

Hey, I'm hungry anyway. As a child, I will naturally feel better after a while, right?

I quickly reached out and took Xiao Yunyun's hand. When I looked up again, Xiao Yunyun was staring at me with an unwilling look on her face.

"Sister is sister, but why does sister have to befriend Yuyun?"

Guh, you're still dwelling on this matter? I thought I could change the subject by eating something delicious.

"Because little Yunyun is very cute."

I had no choice but to touch her again quickly.

Really, has no one ever wanted to kiss Xiao Yunyun on the face before? It’s very common for elders to kiss out of affection, right?

Perhaps because of the praise, the little guy finally smiled.

"That sister is also very cute, can Xiao Yunyun give her a kiss?"

There was a glimmer of cunning in the heroine's little eyes.

"Okay, sure."

Well, little loli are troublesome, that's why I like mature older sisters.

Sighing, I resigned myself to my fate and turned my little face over.

Yuyun puffed up her cheeks again, feeling a little annoyed for some reason.

I wasn't shy at all, nor did I blush, which was different from what she imagined.

After staying there for a moment, she blew into my ear unwillingly.

"Stop playing, it's itchy, and it's already late."

I said helplessly.

This time, little Yunyun finally kept silent and let me hold her hand obediently.

But after visiting one restaurant after another, Xiao Yunyun always refused angrily.

I'm a little confused. They say women's minds are hard to guess, and I can't figure out children's minds either.

"Sister, did you peek at the big sister's thighs again when you passed by?" Yu Yun said angrily.

Uh...is there?

I was thinking about something and didn't pay attention. I took another look.

"Gululululu!"

Okay, okay, I won't watch it. Really, children have strong possessiveness. It's normal for a younger sister to be reluctant to see her sister get married. But, are you not allowed to just take a look?

What a subtle fledgling plot.

However, he had just pretended to pass by and secretly observed the female guard, and had forced himself to resist the urge to bang his head against the wall.

Is she dreaming? What did she see? Is this still her strong master?

How strange! Let me take another look.

It is still hard to imagine that the obedient loli who is being led by someone, the loli who is sulking in secret, is her own master?

It turned out that I was dreaming. I might as well find a wall to hit myself to wake up.

After Xiao Yunyun rejected three restaurants, I raised my finger and pretended to flick it, and successfully convinced her.

Humph, you can't always let children do whatever they want. If you spoil them too much, they will become bad.

Besides, this is already the largest restaurant in the county. Today is my first victory since my debut, so I should celebrate it properly.

"Waiter, take your order!"

I sat down with the little Loli and shouted proudly.

"Buddha jumps over the wall, bird's nest, shredded chicken with willow leaves, shrimp and toad soup, osmanthus shark's fin..."

The uninterested little Yunyun pouted and spoke without hesitation, leaving the waiter dumbfounded and unable to write a single word.

I could only shake my head, took the menu, and ordered a few of their specialties myself.

Tsk, I have never eaten these dishes. How could they be available in the county? Does Xiao Yunyun come from a wealthy family?

I've never asked her about her background.

Unfortunately, before I could open my mouth, I suddenly felt an instinctive chill, and the person I least wanted to see slowly appeared at the stairs.

Long Aotian, why is he here!

When their eyes met, Long Aotian, who had just joined the sect, was also stunned.

He was about to throw away his sleeves and leave when he remembered his strong premonition.

I had two premonitions in one day, and it turned out that they both pointed to the county magistrate. The treasure this time must be very valuable and must be related to him.

He did not hesitate any longer and came straight towards me with his female companion, bowing.

"Nice to meet you, County Magistrate Li. Miss Song and you and I are fortunate to be together today. Our Long, Li, and Song families have always been on good terms with each other. I'm sure Brother Li doesn't mind if we share a table, right?"

Long Aotian smiled very gently, but his movements were not slow. He seemed to be asking me a question, but he sat down directly with everyone without any courtesy.

Gu, he even brought up the words "the three of us are on good terms" to suppress me.

My eyes couldn't help but drift to the other woman who came with Long Aotian.

Her name is Song Ling'er. Her father is a member of the same party as us in the court. Moreover, Song Ling'er does not live in Qiyun, so she must have come here specially.

Well, in this case, with the three parties being on good terms, it would be even harder for me to refuse.

Maybe I was staring at this woman for too long, and I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my thigh.

Hiss, why are you pinching me, Xiao Yunyun? I wasn't peeking.

Even though she has a pretty face and a tall figure, she is still Long Aotian's woman!

Chapter 11: Struggle

Xiao Yunyun and I are both of similar size, and her small movement of moving closer to me quickly attracted Long Aotian's attention.

"Who is this?"

Long Aotian squinted his eyes and saw that the little loli was the same height as me, and her clothes were my clothes that I had changed at my house. She was cute and lovely, and she was obviously a beauty at first glance.

But after all, she is still young, just a loli, useless to him, and there is nothing worthy of his attention.

But I just have a strong feeling that this loli should be by my side.

There is no mistake, the treasure that I had a premonition about twice today was this loli!

He didn't understand what love at first sight meant, but he was absolutely sure that he needed to get this loli.

Although she wasn't dressed to show off, she had an inexplicable aura about her, the aura of a superior, and her extraordinary temperament and cute little pink and tender face. It was impossible for an ordinary family to raise a loli like her.

"This is Yuyun. Okay Yuyun, stop making trouble. Yuyun, be good!"

Long Aotian, who was already stunned, couldn't help but sneer. The peculiarity of this loli was something that only the stupid county magistrate could not see. In Long Aotian's opinion, this loli was not that simple at all.

"Yuyun? Yes, Yuyun, may I ask, what is your name and where do you live?"

Long Aotian had a gentle look on his face. As soon as he sat down at the table, he ignored the female companion he brought with him.

"What's your last name? Yuyun is called Yuyun. Now Yuyun lives in Brother Li's house!"

Xiao Yunyun instantly called back her brother and winked at me.

Children change their expressions so quickly.

"Excuse me, young lady, where do you live and who is at home?"

Long Aotian was unwilling to give in and continued to ask.

In his opinion, a loli of this age must be at least 10 years old. It is impossible that she doesn't even know her own last name. She just doesn't want to say it. If he knew her last name, he could guess which noble family her child was from.

"My family and I got separated when we were fleeing famine. I don't know where my home is or where my family is. It was only thanks to Brother Li that I was saved."

Xiao Yunyun shook her head again and looked at me pitifully.

"Brother Li, you will let me stay here forever, right?"

At this time, the little heroine was so well-behaved and pitiful that I couldn't help but touch her head.

"Of course, Xiao Yunyun can stay in my house as long as you want."

I came into this world almost just for you, how could I abandon you?

"Wait a minute!"

Long Aotian suddenly spoke, looking at him with a burning gaze.

"Miss, if you don't mind, please stay at my house for a while. My whole family will treat you as a distinguished guest. We will spare no effort in providing you with food, clothing and other necessities, and will meet your every request."

I knew that this guy wouldn't come to me for no reason. It turns out that he had a crush on Xiao Yunyun.

"I'm not going, I just hate it!"

Before I could reply, Xiao Yunyun spoke with a smile, and actually followed Long Aotian's words and spoke in disdain.

Long Aotian just said modestly: "..."

Forget it, children should not mind what they say, children should not mind what they say, Long Aotian comforted himself in his heart.

"Miss, although I dare not say that I am a saint or a gentleman, I have always been upright and honest. I also believe that my reputation in Qiyun is not bad. Compared with the morally corrupt 'idiots' in the mouths of the people, you can ask the people for confirmation. I am really afraid that you have been deceived by sweet words, so please think twice."

Oh, this is so infuriating. He didn’t even mention my name, but just scolded me in front of the heroine, the little loli!

Although, judging from the appearance, Long Aotian is indeed a handsome and gentle young man, while I am a little kid of 1.4 meters tall, claiming to be a man, but actually I am also a loli.

Well, lolis and lolis do have a common language, probably.

"Well, when it comes to sweet talk, hey, Brother Li is the worst at it. Although people who are good at sweet talk are generally useless, right? I saw Brother Li solve a case today with my own eyes. He was really good. He is definitely not a useless person."

The little heroine came up to me and even hugged my arms.

Wow, I'm so happy! She is on my side. I didn't pick her up in vain.

"You are the one who speaks sweet words and is useless!"

I puffed out my chest and added seriously.

Of course Long Aotian knows it, there is no need for me to remind him.

Being humiliated, he took a sip of tea in embarrassment, and adjusted his attitude again, with a distressed look on his face: "As the saying goes, good medicine tastes bitter but is good for the disease. Long is also thinking about the girl. You can ask others for proof of Magistrate Li's ability to solve the case. You will know it after asking. Please think twice!"

Realizing that she had been ignored for a long time, Miss Song frowned and stared at the loli.

Just now they said that the three families were on good terms, so why are they all surrounding this ordinary loli now?

She quickly hugged Long Aotian's arm and gave him a provocative look.

"I've already told you that I hate people who only know how to sweet-talk. Tsk, that's really boring. Hey, Brother Li, why don't we go home and eat? There's nothing delicious in this restaurant anyway."

The guy who was about to serve the food: “???”