The system always wants to send me to the heroine

Weren’t the previous dishes like Buddha Jumps Over the Wall just a joke?

I had this idea a long time ago. Looking at the annoying Long Aotian, I felt inexplicably uncomfortable and couldn't eat at all.

I nodded, rolled my eyes at Long Aotian, and let the little heroine hold my arm as I hurried downstairs.

"Girl, please stay!"

How could Long Aotian let the treasure he had set his eyes on slip away like that? With a look of heartache on his face, he stood up and wanted to follow without caring about the embarrassment of being humiliated.

"Brother Long, I'm hungry!"

Song Linger was really unhappy. She hugged Long Aotian's arm and acted coquettishly.

How could her brother Long be so servile to her?

Only then did Long Aotian come back to his senses and noticed the beauty beside him.

How could he, who prides himself on being a romantic, tolerate neglecting a beautiful woman? He had a need for the lolita before, but he genuinely liked this Miss Song.

That’s okay. His love has always been broad. Even if the loli is still young and hasn’t grown up yet, he can just raise her up.

He quickly coaxed her and showed concern for her in various ways. While making her happy again, he also gave up the idea of ​​chasing after her.

Anyway, the Li Mansion is there and can't escape.

As Long Aotian ate the food that Miss Song fed him, he became more and more determined to get Yu Yun.

He had a feeling that if he wanted to have a smooth career and get into the center of power, this loli was indispensable.

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After a busy whole day, I returned to the street with an empty stomach. I touched Xiao Yunyun's head and said sorry.

The person who was angrily helping me to confront Long Aotian just now immediately started to smile.

"I didn't expect you to be such a hot commodity!"

I said jokingly.

"Yeah, so you still don't keep an eye on me. You already have a hot commodity like me, so you are not allowed to peek at the thighs of the big sisters passing by!"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yunyun still hasn't forgotten what happened before, and I don't know if she was joking.

Chapter 12: Longevity Skill

Wow, is it really that obvious? I clearly didn't even squint!

"That's right, Xiao Yunyun, don't be fooled by Long Aotian. He is a very shameless person!"

I was a little worried about what happened just now. I always felt that Long Aotian would not give up easily, so I held Xiao Yunyun down and gave her some detailed instructions.

"I know, he must be lying to me, right? Brother Li is the best!"

Xiao Yunyun smiled, and I couldn't help but reach out and touch her again.

Wow, the heroine in this world is so well-behaved. Although she is a little clingy to me, she is indeed a good child.

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Not far away, the female guard who was following secretly saw her master acting coquettishly towards a loli, and she became confused again.

I regret it. Maybe I should have tried banging my head against the wall just now.

No, master, you are so old already, please don’t pretend to be so young, it’s really inappropriate!

Although she was already screaming like a groundhog in her heart, she remained calm on the surface.

She followed her master quietly until the two little ones returned home safely. The master happily ate the dishes served by the county magistrate himself.

It was eye-opening. The host had eaten all kinds of delicacies from land and sea, but he could enjoy eating so much in a small county magistrate's house.

Tsk tsk, could it be that something went wrong in the practice of the 'Eternal Life Technique'?

Hiding outside the door and smelling the fragrance, she couldn't help but let her imagination run wild.

The "Eternal Life Skill" is different from ordinary martial arts. It is a royal skill that can only be practiced by the empresses of the Wu family. According to legend, when the skill is perfected, the practitioner's appearance will always remain the same as the day of succession, and he will be able to stay young forever.

Immortality has always been the most desired thing for emperors of all dynasties, so this skill has always been regarded as a gift from heaven, and those who practice this skill have also received a gift from heaven.

However, this skill is extremely yin and cold, and can only be practiced by women. Therefore, the throne of the Wu family can only be inherited by women.

However, the so-called eternal youth is only in theory. The current Queen is already over sixty years old, and she has only recently mastered her magical powers, but has maintained her appearance at the age of fifty.

This has been the case for all empresses in history, and it doesn't seem to make much sense.

After all, not only did his appearance not look much younger, but the nonsense of immortality was just talk.

Just like the emperor always likes his subjects to shout "Long live the emperor, long live the emperor".

The "Eternal Life Skill" is not as powerful as it is hyped up to be. As an emperor, she always has to say some mysterious things to make herself feel that she is different from the common people.

However, there are always exceptions. My master, who is also the heir to the current throne, Her Royal Highness the Princess, has mastered this "longevity skill" at the age of only 25.

However, when the magical power was perfected, for some reason, the master rejuvenated and became a loli.

Although the matter of 'Eternal Life Skill' is not a secret, it can only be practiced by the heir to the throne. As for the situation of rejuvenation, no one knows if something went wrong. After all, turning into a loli is not glorious at all, and the royal family will naturally not let the outside world know.

But the master didn't care at all, and even dragged him out of the city secretly for a patrol.

He even ran too fast and couldn't adapt to the loli's body shape. He accidentally fell off his horse and landed on the road in front of the county magistrate's residence.

Well, regarding this matter, as I can only protect in secret, of course I have to pretend that I didn’t see anything at all.

As her master's confidante, she could certainly guess a little about her master's thoughts.

The master chose to go out at this time, probably because he didn't want to reveal the news of his mastery of "Changchun Gong" so quickly.

It is indeed terrifying. The master's qualifications are the best among all the empresses in history.

After all, empresses in every dynasty all achieved great powers in their later years after reigning for many years. There has never been a situation like my master, who achieved great power before he even ascended the throne. You must know that the emperor's great power of longevity is a major event that is more worthy of celebration than his birthday.

It symbolizes peace and prosperity for the country and eternity.

It is conceivable that if Her Majesty the Queen and all the civil and military officials knew about her master's affairs, the Queen would probably be forced to abdicate on the spot under pressure.

The master also didn't want to embarrass his mother.

Oh, these are extremely secret matters in the palace. She can only think about them and express her curiosity when she is squatting on a tree or on the rooftop on guard.

Up to now, she is the only one in the world who knows the identity of her master. Even the four subordinates she brought with her don’t know who the little girl they are supposed to protect is.

That little girl is the future master of the world and the present princess!

The only problem is, the princess who was originally tall, with a cold and beautiful face and a stern temperament that could kill a group of villains with just one look, has now become a loli. How come she seems like a different person?

Here she goes again. The master is acting coquettishly to the young county magistrate, saying that she is afraid to sleep alone after dark and wants to sleep with Sister Li.

The female guard felt like she was going crazy.

Acting coquettishly in a cute and sweet voice and saying things like "We are all girls, it's okay to sleep together, okay?" is not the master's style!

Either there was something wrong with the Changsheng Gong, or she was dreaming and should bang her head against the wall to wake up.

The female guard, who was filled with inner drama, waited on the roof until night.

When she saw her master, she was still sulking.

"Why doesn't she sleep with me? Is she disgusted with me?"

Well, there is another possibility. Maybe the master has been possessed by another spirit?

Forget it, no more jokes. I have imagined everything in the story.

"Master, you should know that the county magistrate is still a man to the outside world."

Reputation, reputation, the female guard could only bite the bullet and reply.

"She, she is clearly a loli!"

The owner was still angry, but she clearly knew the reason.

"The county magistrate has servants and domestic servants at home. We cannot let other people's gossip ruin the reputation of the master!"

The female guard continued to reply with a fist clasp, giving her master a way out.

“Gulululululu…”

The female guard wanted to scream again.

Ahhhh master, could you please not make such cute sounds? It's really incongruous!

"Three months."

Um, what?

"I said, there are still three months left. In just three more months, I think the side effects of the Changsheng Gong will be over, and my age will return to its original state."

The master calmed down extremely quickly. Before she could react, the loli in front of her stretched out three fingers with a serious look on her face.

"Yes!"

The female guard nodded quickly.

That means we have to play in this place for another three months, right?

"Humph, three months, wait and see how I take down this stupid loli!"

ha?

The female guard was messy again.

"Master, I think if you tell the truth, you can take him down directly!"

Stay calm, after all, she is your master. Even if she is a lolita complex, you have to go along with her!

"Stupid, if she knew I was the future emperor, would she still be completely open and honest with me?"

Uh, is that so?

Well, she didn’t understand how her master played with Loli, so she chose to shut up.

"Yes!"

Chapter 13 Changes

"Well, two women were fighting over a baby. Both claimed that the baby was their own and neither would give in. So they beat drums to protest and went to court. The baby kept crying, and the county magistrate became impatient and wanted to imitate the script of a stage play, ordering the two women to fight over it. The one who took pity on the baby and let go would be the baby's biological mother.

However, the baby cried miserably during the fight, and the two women let go at the same time. The county magistrate was shocked and asked, "Why didn't you follow the script?" Then he became angry and put them both in jail.

As the copywriter was reading, little Yunyun couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Gus, this, this is not the case I solved, right? It's so embarrassing.

My face turned red and I quickly stopped the copywriter from reading any further.

"When Master Diao was away for some reason, was this how you tried the case?"

I looked at Xiao Yunyun, who was laughing, with a guilty conscience, deliberately concealed the subject, and asked.

"Yes, Lord Li."

The clerk in charge of taking notes nodded, as he was already used to it.

"Xiao Yunyun, um, this former county magistrate is so incompetent that he can't even handle such a small case. It's so funny!"

I laughed dryly along with Xiao Yunyun.

What the hell, am I that stupid!

Well, maybe there is. Before I woke up, Li Zhi in this body was a native local. Just imagine, it would be strange if it didn't become a joke to let a person who has not received any quality education be a county magistrate to try cases.

No wonder I succeeded in seizing power so easily. I guess no one would have thought that such a stupid county magistrate would one day come to his senses.

Looking at the case files on the table, I feel overwhelmed.

Well, there is no other way. Since I have said that I want to learn to be a good official, I naturally need to start from the beginning and go through all the previous case files one by one.

As for why I brought Xiao Yunyun here, it’s because I was worried!

Long Aotian was still staring at him eagerly.

Humph, what if I leave her as a loli at home and she gets deceived by Long Aotian’s sweet words? Who can I cry to? Of course I have to keep a close eye on her.

"When was this case? Is the person still in custody?"

"Your Excellency, this is a case from last week. Because no one came to redeem them, the two women and the child are still in jail."

“Who will take care of the child?”