The system always wants to send me to the heroine

I was kissed for nothing, I won’t get my salary deducted, right?

Chapter 14: Take Home

Jing Qingyan nodded and continued, "It seems that you are not satisfied. The second job is to be my secretary. You will be mainly responsible for doing odd jobs and running errands. It won't be too tiring. The salary is 2100 yuan a month."

I:"????"

Let’s not talk about what it means to be a secretary when there is something to do. Why is the salary only 100 yuan for such a job that requires such a spirit of sacrifice?

Angry! Is the overbearing president so stingy?

I clearly felt that the older sister sitting opposite me was just teasing me, but she looked so serious, completely different from the domineering look when she forcefully kissed me just now.

"anything else?"

I pouted and continued to ask.

Seeing the little guy in front of him seemed a little aggrieved, with his cheeks slightly puffed up, but still maintaining a hopeful look, Jing Qingyan finally couldn't help but curl the corners of her mouth.

"The last option is to be my 24-hour personal assistant with an annual salary of 200,000 yuan."

Jing Qingyan smiled and stretched out two more fingers, at the same time emphasizing the word "closely".

Oh boy, you were waiting for me here.

A personal assistant. It would take a very personal assistant to satisfy her requirements!

If I really did this, I would be close to you 24 hours a day, wow, I wouldn't even have to be close to you when I sleep or take a bath, wow, I wouldn't know how I would be eaten by then!

Just like just now, we had just met, but I was pressed on the sofa and kissed passionately, and I didn’t even have time to think of resisting!

This is too much. It's said to be a choice between three options, but is this really a choice? It's too different from the other two!

This is exploitation! This is an unspoken rule!

"Woo, woo!"

I'm angry! I'm really angry!

I used what I thought was the most angry expression and looked at Sister Qing with a puffed face.

"Ok?"

Sister Qing raised her eyebrows slightly, and her nasal voice contained a threat again.

Even though it's a bit scary, I still want to say it!

"Then I'm quitting!"

Wow, I said it, I said it out! Although I was annoyed by Sister Qing's tricks and said it out loud, I regretted it a little after saying it.

My intuition tells me that disobeying Sister Qing would be a very, very terrible thing!

"Oh? Little Lizhi, do you want to run away again?"

Sister Qing slowly stood up and came to my side again.

"I said that my promise not to eat you is based on your not running away. Now, can I assume that you have acquiesced to something?"

Sister Qing stretched out her hands, picked me up from the sofa, and lifted me up high.

Threat, this is another naked threat.

Wow, I can never beat Sister Qing, she is so shameless!

How can this be the same? Why do I have to be eaten from both sides?

"Yes, I'm sorry, I won't run away. I choose, I choose!"

Humph, it’s not that I’m scared, you’re being eaten either way. Being eaten now and being eaten in the future, being eaten for free and being eaten with an annual salary, there’s always a difference, right?

Hearing that I compromised, Sister Qing immediately put away her arrogance, but she still refused to let me go. Instead, she sat down again and let me sit sideways on her lap.

This became very problematic. I was sitting sideways on Sister Qing's lap, my line of sight was barely level with hers, and Sister Qing's face was too close to me.

She finally stopped pretending and seemed to want to discuss something with me seriously just now!

She was just teasing me!

"Woo woo, Sister Qing, do you also like to be this close when you negotiate with others?"

I pursed my lips in grievance, suggesting to her if she could stay a little further away from me, as I felt a little dizzy if she got too close.

"Negotiate? No, Xiao Lizhi. When I negotiate with others, I don't like to give them so many options. This is not a negotiation. I'm just trying to find a way to bring my wife home."

Here we go again, the domineering CEO-style speech!

This is clearly the real world, how did I end up traveling to a mission where a domineering president falls in love with me?

If Sister Qing’s mother suddenly appeared next and threw a handful of money at me, I would just take the three million and get out of here and leave my daughter.

But, wugu, talking about wife is still a bit embarrassing.

"Wow, can't you just add a little bit more? There's absolutely no choice!"

I blinked and tried to act coquettish.

Little Lizhi used her cute skills on President Jing, and the effect was extraordinary!

"No problem. Increase the annual salary. 250,000? 300,000? Or 400,000?"

Sister Qing came over and took a deep breath at me.

No, I didn't say to add this!!!!

Also, don't suck me like a cat!

It's over, my brain is starting to burn again.

In the end, I have no idea how I made the choice. I just felt like I was easily taken back to Jing Qingyan's home.

Anyway, no matter what I choose, she will take me home, right?

I had completely given up on treatment and was lying in my room.

Since I had been abducted back home anyway, Jing Qingyan was no longer in a hurry. She abided by her promise not to eat without my consent and even thoughtfully prepared a room for me.

Since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it. To be honest, maybe I'm a little happy!

During my hard-earned free time, I opened my phone and watched some short videos.

"As a girl, new to the workplace, have you ever been sexually harassed by someone?"

The older sister in the video pointed her finger at me outside the screen.

Hmm, it seems so! Let’s take a look and find out!

"Here is a small detail for you all. Ladies, trust your feelings. Even if the other person is just casually patting your shoulders, hugging your shoulders, holding hands, or other seemingly normal actions, as long as they make you feel uncomfortable or disgusted, don't doubt your intuition. This may be a sign of sexual harassment. Be prepared and keep your distance from the other person!"

Hmm, that makes sense. Now that I’m a girl, I have to learn to protect myself when I go out!

Huh? Does feeling uncomfortable and disgusted mean it could be sexual harassment?

I couldn't help but think of Manager Guo, and suddenly I felt that what was said in the video seemed to make sense!

What if, what if it’s not just patting shoulders and holding hands, but even if someone forcefully kisses, hugs, and lifts you up, and you don’t feel disgusted, but instead feel a little happy, then it wouldn’t be considered sexual harassment, right?

I don't understand, it's not mentioned in the video!

And now, for some unknown reason, I'm living in my elder sister's house.

Looking back, it happened so fast that I began to wonder if I was dreaming.

No pursuit, no confession, no sweet date, and he was just taken home by Sister Qing?

What's more important is that this is the real world I live in. You know, relationships between girls are not that common here. I've only been back for a few days and I've been taken home by a super-sexy big sister?

Chapter 15: Not Eating

It doesn’t matter if you can’t figure it out! One of the secrets of me, Li Zhi, to keep a smart (stupid) mind is to stop thinking about things that I can’t figure out. Maintaining the number of brain cells is very important!

Having said that, although my hobbies are a little bit unique and my personality is a little bit strong, but, Sister Qing is, after all, a sexy and beautiful queen, very much like my taste. As long as I give up struggling, then it seems that I won’t lose out, right?

"Yes, the host is so smart that he can think of this! (Applause)"

Well, I have always been very smart!

"No! Where did you come from?"

"Oh, yeah, I guess I shouldn't have come out! Ahem, sorry, the number you dialed is out of service, please don't call again~ (playing dead)"

"Hey!"

I'm so angry. Being bullied by my elder sister is fine, but why did this stupid system start? I was clearly on vacation, but it sneaked back into my mind and eavesdropped!

"Okay, okay, I'm just happy for the host's awakening. Does the host have any questions for me? (Poking his head)"

Humph, it's just a stupid system without any entity. Why should I bother with it? It can't possibly eat me up.

"It's okay. I didn't expect that the chat function is still available even when I'm on vacation. But it doesn't look like anything is wrong. Just stay at home."

I waved my hands in disgust.

Humph, I don’t want to bother with your broken system now.

Anyway, don't worry too much, I have plenty of time to think about it! Sister Qing promised me that if I don't agree, she won't eat me!

I jumped out of bed and planned to go see what Sister Qing was doing and take a look around her house.

The house is so big, he really deserves to be the president. It is completely different from my small home that can just fit one person in it.

I looked around the room one by one, and finally Jing Qingyan's study aroused my curiosity.

Although it is impolite to run around and rummage around in other people's homes, I always feel that I shouldn't be polite to Sister Heqing. Humph, she has never been polite to me!

Without any psychological burden, I started to browse through Sister Qing's collection of books.

She was a top student at a famous foreign university. I couldn't understand a single word of her serious information, but I easily found evidence of Sister Qing's guilt elsewhere.

On the desk in the study, there is a picture album with various cute loli pictures, which completely betrays Sister Qing's XP.

She is actually a perverted lolita complex!

Wow, if she hadn’t met me, a legal loli, she would not have really been sent to the police station, right?

I always feel that the mental preparation I just made is about to disappear completely.

The reality that I had been avoiding before slowly resurfaced.

It’s so scary, it was indeed the encounter in the elevator that day, it was just a quick meeting, but I was targeted!

"Little Litchi? My little assistant, come to work!"

From the distant room, I heard Sister Qing's voice calling me, and I was so scared that I quickly put the strange book back.

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! She promised me that she can't eat me if I don't agree!

Following the sound, I slowly walked into a bedroom.

In the bedroom, the sound of rustling water came from behind a glass door.

Is Sister Qing taking a bath?

Unconsciously, my mind recalled the day when Sister Qing broke into my bathroom in the hotel and invited me to take a bath with her.

Her devilish figure, long legs and searchlight made me swallow my saliva.

My little heart started beating faster again!

No, it seems like these don’t belong to me. Once I go in, I’m afraid I’ll become hers!

"Quick, assistant, come and rub my back."

At the same time, in the room, Sister Qing's blunt order came.

Woohoo, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, she can’t eat me, she promised me!

Wow, I am still very scared. I have to go to the bathroom with Sister Qing, a single woman and we have to be naked together. And the other party is a perverted lolita control sister. This is really too dangerous!

"Hmm? My 'personal' assistant, what are you waiting for?"

Sister Qing obviously heard me lingering outside the door and started to urge me.

It’s really too dangerous. I don’t want to go in. I’ll be exposed!

"Take a deep breath and relax, host. Don't be afraid! With her special privileges, you won't be taken advantage of. You should be the one taking advantage, host. You can feast your eyes and take advantage of her at the same time. You won't lose out this time! (Encouraging)"

Hey!! Why did your stupid system pop up again at this time?