"You don't want to eat what I eat, do you?"
"Meow~" (Yes, yes, that's it!)
This cat is really smart. It seems like it is answering itself.
Okay, let’s give it a try.
I filled a small bowl of rice and put it in front of the little guy.
He ate it. The cat ancestor finally agreed to eat it. She almost cried.
However, are there really cats that don’t eat cat food?
I was so curious that I immediately opened my phone and searched the data while the little guy was eating.
"There are cats that don't eat cat food. As long as you give them meat and protein, there will be no problem."
She closed her phone and felt relieved, because her cat was normal.
Maybe she was overthinking it. The little guy was so well behaved, how could there be any problem with him?
However, even if I was being overly suspicious, I still wanted to give it another try.
Whether her cat could really understand her words or the ringing of the welcoming bell always made her doubtful.
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After finishing a bowl of rice, my stomach was finally not empty. I hummed and refused to eat the cat food, but I was struggling with my last bit of humanity in my heart!
Even if it’s just a bowl of white rice soaked in soup, I can endure it!
"Little Litchi, look, what is this?"
I looked back, my face full of black lines.
Cat teaser.
Hey, hey, hey, big sister heroine, where is your icy face? Don't lift your mouth so high, your character has collapsed several times today!
Well, I feel like I have one more thing to stick with as a human being.
I just lay there motionless, letting her wave the cat toy in front of my eyes!
As a smart cat, I don’t want to play such boring games with my stupid owner.
"Eh? You don't want to play with the cat toy?"
The heroine's elder sister was obviously a little surprised.
Humph, what's so surprising? There are so many cats that don't respond to cat teasers!
The heroine reached out, picked me up, and began to stroke the cat slowly.
"It would come to me on its own, and instead of eating cat food, it wanted rice. It seemed to understand what I said. It was obviously a kitten, but it had no interest in the cat toy."
While stroking my head, he slowly explained my actions. His cold and emotionless tone startled me while I was enjoying the stroking.
"Although one or two of them really don't explain the problem, but when you add up so many of them, it's really weird. Little Lizhi, are you a cat possessed by some strange thing?"
"Meow~" (No, no! I'm just an ordinary little cat!)
Wow, why did she start to doubt me? You are an exorcist, you know best if there are any strange things.
However, she has no evidence, so I won't admit anything she says!
I don't want to be thrown away as dirty!
"It's said on the Internet that kittens are lively and active. Kittens that don't play with toys like to entertain themselves. The most common thing is to lie on the ground and eat their own hind legs. Hmm, could it be that I have a fake cat?"
The heroine's elder sister squatted down, put me on the ground, took out her mobile phone, seemed to be looking up information and talking to herself.
Humph! What's so difficult about this? I can eat my own hind legs. I can do it too!
It turned over, exposing its belly, flapped its hind legs twice, then hugged it with its front paws and quickly put it in its mouth to symbolically take a bite.
Look, I’m just an ordinary little cat!
Before I could feel proud, the heroine's elder sister stared at me closely, her eyes full of the feeling of conspiracy succeeding.
"Meow?" (Um, what's up?)
"Little guy, you really can understand what I say."
The heroine's elder sister had a smile in her eyes, but her tone was unquestionably firm.
I was stunned for a moment, then I reacted.
I, didn’t I just expose myself? ? ? ?
Uwaa ...
How could you expose yourself when you haven’t even lived here for a full day?
"Don't panic, host. The heroine is not an ordinary person. She is not unacceptable to such things. Look, her favorability has not decreased! (Encouragement)"
Good, the favorability has not dropped! The heroine is not angry!
After hearing what Xiao F said, I finally calmed down.
"Meow~" (I, I just suddenly want to eat jio jio, I don't understand!)
"Hehe, little guy, you are obviously a cat, but why do I see guilt on your face? How about this, answer my questions well, and I will reward you with prawns tonight?"
Woohoo, prawns! No more white rice!
"Meow meow meow~" (Okay, okay! I want to eat prawns!)
The heroine secretly laughed.
Although this little guy can understand what I say, he is stupid, simple-minded and easy to control.
"Since you can understand, I will introduce myself first. My name is Wu Yuyun. On the surface, I am a Feng Shui master, but my main job is to exorcise ghosts. I was born with the ability to see ghosts and spirits. I have seen and come into contact with many supernatural phenomena, so I will not be too surprised by you. You don't have to be afraid."
I nodded quickly and meowed.
But I don’t want any contact at all!
"Now, I'm going to ask you a question. If you agree, meow once. If you disagree, meow twice. If you don't know, don't meow at all. Do you understand?"
"Meow~"
I quickly meowed for dinner.
"You're a cat, right?"
"Meow~" (What else can I be? I want to be a human too!)
"You came here just to see me, didn't you?"
Hmm, I hesitated for a moment, but still meowed in agreement.
Chapter 5: Cat Raising
After interrogating Miao for a short while, Wu Yuyun finally figured out the general situation of her cat.
First, the little guy said that he was a cat. He could understand human language but could not speak and could only meow.
Second, she doesn't eat cat food, play with cat toys, or use cat litter. She can jump directly onto the toilet to poop, and even press the button to flush it herself, then stick her little butt out to let others wipe her clean.
I guess the little guy thinks he is very smart and wants to become like a human.
Oh, it's almost a spirit, right? Is it because spirits are not allowed after the founding of the country, so it maintains the appearance of a cat?
But even if she becomes a spirit, it doesn’t matter. The little girl is actually stupid and easy to coax, and she poses no threat at all.
As for the third point, I don’t know why, but the little guy seems to trust me very much and is very attached to me, which is really the same as a kitten.
But this little girl must have lied. She is definitely not just an ordinary cat.
But it doesn't matter. Just treat it as a companion. It seems nice to raise it. It must be a lot easier to raise a cat that can understand what you say.
Ever since my master left, I have been all alone.
Turning her head, she saw the pile of cat supplies at the door again. Some of the boxes were still unpacked. Wu Yuyun's eyes twitched again.
Cat food, cat cans, cat litter, cat teasers, cat climbing frames, toys, etc., I guess they won’t be used anymore.
Return the goods quickly and use the money to buy a meal of shrimp for the little guy.
But in the end, in addition to the necessary nail clippers, claw sharpeners, cat beds and other items, I still left a cat climbing frame for the little guy.
After all, the little guy is still young and has never seen this thing. He climbs up and down, and by the way, he can also crawl into the small hole on the shelf and lie down and won't come down.
Okay, let's keep the cat climbing frame for her.
However, it turns out that cat beds are actually useless.
My little one is so clingy to me that I would carry her to the cat bed at night and put her there comfortably. When I turned off the lights, the furry and warm little one would always quickly get into bed and crawl onto my lap.
"Go down and sleep by yourself!"
At this time, you have to be ruthless, grab the little guy by the scruff of the neck and lift him into the air to look at him.
"Meow!" (No, I'm scared!)
The little guy cried out in grievance.
Although this is the heroine's home and there is no place safer than here, but, in this kind of world, letting a cat sleep alone is really scary and I dare not close my eyes!
Wu Yuyun frowned. They had an agreement that if he disagreed, he would meow twice. It seemed that this little guy had made up his mind to stick to her and sleep.
Alas, it seems that I can't stop her from climbing onto the bed. As a cat, the little guy is too smart. Even with a mosquito net, she can hook the zipper open with her little claws. It is impossible for me not to sleep, so I keep driving the cat off the bed.
What else can I do? I have a cat that I can only pamper.
"Why do you have to sleep on my lap?"
"Hululu." (I won't tell you.)
Because people like it.
One of my goals in life is to sleep on my big sister’s lap every night!
"Forget it, if you must sleep with me, then sleep with me. But don't lie on my lap, it feels weird. If you want to sleep, sleep next to my pillow."
Wu Yuyun patted her pillow and motioned for me to lie down.
Well, it seems that this is the only way.
She had a good dream that night, until the next morning, when a ray of sunlight shone into the room through the curtains. Wu Yuyun woke up slowly and found that her hand had accidentally touched the ball of fur.
The little guy was still sleeping in, and seemed to be sleeping very soundly. A little snoring sound came from his throat, and his little beard trembled with his breathing, and his little belly rose and fell rhythmically.
Having a cat seemed to make her feel much better than living alone.
What's more, this is such a cute little kitten who trusts him completely, just like his own family.
"Ding! The heroine's favorability towards the host has risen to 40%!"
"Be good, get up, we have a guest appointment today."
Wu Yuyun touched me twice, and I slowly woke up.
"Meow?" (Guest?)
Oh, it seems that the heroine is an open Feng Shui master.
Wow! I just remembered that I have been living such a comfortable life that I forgot about the mission and haven’t even finished watching the story!
Quickly retrieve the data and watch it again.
While Wu Yuyun was getting dressed and making breakfast, I quickly browsed through the information.
The information is very incomplete, with only rough initial data and no specific plot.
The hero, Long Aotian, is a half-demon who is born with a skill that scares ghosts. He is a standard "Asasi" (gentle) hero. He is currently studying at university. He is kind by nature and takes helping those in need as his creed. He has been in contact with ghosts since he was a child and understands the supernatural side of this world.
The key point is that he is on the road of the harem, and there are always many beautiful women throwing themselves at him, but he is unaware of it. Even after he knows it, he is hesitant and indecisive. Only in the end does he wake up and realize who he truly loves and chooses the heroine as his girlfriend.
Ugh, I'm angry! Is it possible that a beautiful lady like my master is just one of the many choices?
The harem is so crowded, it's really enviable... No, it's too hateful!
The heroine Wu Yuyun was born with the ability to see ghosts and communicate with them since she was a child. However, her parents regarded her as a freak and were terrified by her unnatural behaviors. They were very scared and abandoned her early. Fortunately, a witch who passed by picked up the child and treated her as her own. She taught her everything she had learned in her life. After the heroine became an adult, she died soon after.
Inheriting the legacy of an old fortune teller, Wu Yuyun opened a feng shui consultation room in her home by relying on fortune-telling, feng shui and exorcism. She makes appointments online and barely makes ends meet, but because of her childhood experiences, she no longer easily reveals things that should not be said to others. She has become a little cold and unapproachable, treating strangers coldly but opening her heart to people she is familiar with.
Well, that's right! Except for the first time we met, I didn't feel that she was cold to me at all. But as expected, I don't want to see the master open her heart to Long Aotian at all!
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