The system always wants to send me to the heroine

Well! I want to be the first person, no, the first cat, who enters the heroine's life!

I don't feel guilty at all for breaking up this couple. Instead, I feel justified!

Surrounding the male protagonist are the standard childhood sweetheart, a beautiful female ghost sister, a loli cat demon who turned into a kitten, and so on!

Anyway, I will definitely not give up my position as the poop scooper to the male protagonist!

Although, although she never helped me clean up the poop, she did wipe my butt a few times.

Extra

I'm stuck and in a bad mood.

I might as well just write a little extra chapter about raw sex!

A quick reminder: this extra chapter has nothing to do with the plot of this book, let alone any other works!

Game world, original immortal.

I woke up slowly and took stock of my current body.

A little elf Loli wearing red clothes, holding a bomb in her hand, with bombs in her backpack. Her ability is to throw bombs, and her skill is to make jumping bombs.

"Host, this mission is super simple. You don't need to capture the heroine, and it won't take a long time. Just complete a small task and it will be ok! (snickering)"

Well, the mission goal is to successfully fry fish for three consecutive days.

What does this mean?

"Hey host, look at the map, go to this place called Moonfall Lake, and fry some fish! (Laughing again)"

Oh, I see. That sounds super simple.

And frying fish might be fun!

Hum, da da, Moonset Lake, here I come!

I marched towards Moonfall Lake with arrogant steps. Although there were all kinds of strange monsters in this game world, such as slimes and strange species wearing masks, none of them were my opponents. Once I threw the bouncing bombs, they were all defeated and turned into strange materials.

Hey, at least I’m not completely powerless!

The ability is to throw bombs and the skill is to make bombs, which makes me very happy as I have always just wanted to lie in the arms of an older sister and cry.

As I felt proud, the bombs exploded even more vigorously, burning a large area of ​​the grass. The slime-masked man was instantly reduced to ashes. Although sometimes people would be accidentally hit by the bombs, it was not my fault at all. He was clearly dressed as a knight, and why did he hide in the bushes for no apparent reason? I thought he was a slime.

Humph, forget it. After frying the fish, I’ll just run away.

It was a lot of fun and excitement to explode along the way. Even the huge shield-bearing minotaur was no match for me, and my pace became more and more ruthless.

We were having so much fun that we were a little slow in arriving at Moonfall Lake.

Well, I just realized that there was a beautiful older sister with blonde hair, waiting by the lake with her arms folded across her chest.

Oh no, I don’t know what’s going on, but my body started to get scared instinctively!

"Little Litchi! What did you promise me? Did you forget it so quickly?"

Yes, that's right! She is the acting leader of the East Wind Knights, Sister Qin!

"Wugu, Sister Qin, I haven't forgotten, that's right, that's right."

I followed my original memory and recited the terms slowly: "Bombs injure people, Qin comes to the door, set fire to the mountain, Litchi is finished, er, me, hey!"

Damn it, why did I just remember this? I think I've already done it once!

"Oh, you still remember. It seems that you are planning to fry fish, right?"

I lowered my head and nodded, not daring to look Sister Qin in the eye.

"Alright, your crime is aggravated. Go report to the detention room. I think you need a good lecture from me."

Sister Qin reached out, picked up my bag with one hand, and then lifted me up as a loli.

Wow, it turns out there are obstacles in frying fish. This task doesn’t seem so simple.

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Mengde City, the Knights of the East Wind.

Qin seemed a little absent-minded while handling official business today. She didn't know why, but the aggrieved look of the little guy in the confinement room kept appearing in her mind.

Well, it really makes me itchy and I can't help but want to "love" her well.

What are you doing now, little guy?

Unable to bear it any longer, Qin dropped the documents and came to the door of the confinement room.

"Captain!"

The guarding knight Wu De quickly saluted.

"Thank you for your hard work, Wood. I'll go in and take a look. You don't have to stay here. Go do something else!"

"Yes, leader!"

After sending Wood away, Qin put her ear close to the door and heard a faint crackling sound coming from inside.

Angry! This little guy actually dared to research bombs in a place like this?

She wasn't reflecting at all!

Haha, no wonder, no wonder I have said it so many times, but this little girl still does it knowingly and causes trouble at every turn. It seems that this time, I must give her a lesson that will be unforgettable!

Qin opened the door of the confinement room quietly and slowly, so as not to disturb the little guy who was concentrating on his studies, then went in and closed the door instantly.

"Aiya! Qin, Sister Qin, why did you come in? I, I'm not making bouncing bombs!"

"Click."

"Wugu, Sister Qin, why did you lock the door?"

"Tear."

"Woohoo, Sister Qin, why are you taking off your clothes?"

"Wuwuwu, don't, don't come over here!!!"

No one knows what happens in the confinement room except the people involved.

Later, everyone in the Knights discovered that Wood, the only guard in the detention room, was laid off inexplicably. Even he himself didn't know what he had done wrong. He spent the whole day drinking in the tavern, lamenting the injustice of the leader.

The team leader rarely worked in the office anymore. Most of the time, she stayed in Li Zhi's special confinement room, saying that she wanted to educate the child personally.

Speaking of which, Li Zhi's walking posture is also different. It seems that her arrogant steps are no longer seen, as if she can't move her legs.

Although she seemed to have restrained herself a lot, she seemed to be reporting to the detention room more frequently.

In no more than three days, the little Loli will be taken to the Knights Templar for education, and the reasons are all bizarre, but I always feel that Captain Qin is just looking for an excuse to put her in the confinement room.

It's not easy to be the head of the Qin Band. While being busy with work, she also has to educate the children and never asks others for help.

However, according to a blond traveler named Long Aotian who was passing by, his pet, out of curiosity, was lying at the door and heard strange crying sounds, which were very sad and miserable.

The head of the Qin group really doesn't spoil his children at all. When it's time to educate them, he never shows any mercy. (End)

The group was blocked, angry!

New group number: 1149728636 In order to prevent insiders, the answer will not be given directly this time. Please find the answer by yourself after joining the group.

Chapter VI Entrustment

"Ding bell, jingle bell."

"The bell rings, guests are coming, you have to behave yourself when the time comes."

Wu Yuyun tapped my head affectionately with her finger.

"Meow~" (I know!)

Hey, come to think of it, this is my first time seeing the female lead at work, and I’m really a little curious!

I pulled up the heroine's trouser legs, climbed up along her thighs, and finally squatted on her shoulders.

Hmm! A shrine maiden must have a cat, right?

Wu Yuyun just touched me twice helplessly and did not refuse.

The door opened, and a middle-aged man with small eyes and a wrinkled face was led into the room.

"You must be Master Wu, help me, you must help me!"

As soon as the man entered the room, he held the heroine's hands tightly.

The heroine frowned.

The man was trembling, his fear hidden beneath a smile that seemed to emanate from the hand that was holding hers.

"Please take a seat. I'll make some tea."

The heroine calmly pulled her hand away and turned to make tea. The man sat down as he was told, but his thighs were shaking unconsciously and his hands were twisted together.

I, who was lying on the heroine's shoulder, also felt something strange.

To be more precise, it was abnormal. I saw black air swirling above the man's head and a dark area between his brows.

"Little f, little f, what is that? It's so scary!"

"Host, come here, let me take a look. Hmm, that's qi, evil qi! The physiognomy book says that if the forehead is black, there will be a bloody disaster. Host, with your identity, you have a very high talent for physiognomy. You can directly see through the fortune of the face without the help of divination! (Pay attention)"

Woohoo, I don't catch ghosts, I don't want to see ghosts at all! Is this ability really useful?

However, black air and bloody disaster?

That person looked so pitiful. I quickly approached the heroine, licked her, pointed at the person and meowed pitifully.

"Well, that person has a disgusting smell. I think he has encountered something dirty. I can roughly feel it."

As if noticing my uneasiness, the heroine reached out and rubbed my cat's head.

After handing over the tea and sitting down, the man drank most of the cup in one trembling gulp.

"Don't panic. You are absolutely safe here with me. If you encounter any trouble, just tell me."

Wu Yuyun's voice was clear and cold, but it was pleasant to the ear and made people feel inexplicably at ease. The man also slowly calmed down.

"Master Wu, let me ask you first, ghosts exist in this world, right?"

The man looked heavy-hearted, organized his words, and asked the first question.

If the master in front of him denied it, then there was no need for him to continue.

Feng Shui consulting firms are not recognized by mainstream society and cannot be registered with the Industrial and Commercial Bureau. They can only skirt the rules by hanging up the sign of "cultural media". After all, such places look like they are a scam.

He had been in the world for so many years and had never thought that one day he would need to come to a place like this. If it weren't for the introduction by netizens, he would never believe that this young woman was the master they were talking about.

"That's true. It's precisely because they exist that people like me are needed."

The heroine lowered her head and took a sip of tea calmly.

"Can you capture ghosts and exorcise demons?"

The man stood up nervously.

"But, if you want me to take action, you must tell me everything without reservation and without hiding the facts."

The heroine was not in a hurry. She took out an old compass from her bosom. The needle of the compass did not point to the north, but after turning a few times, it pointed steadily at the man.

"what is this?"

"This is a compass that wards off evil spirits. Wherever the needle points, there must be something dirty. I'm afraid you have been contaminated by a ghost." Wu Yuyun explained calmly.

The man was startled. He took a step to the left, and the pointer turned to the left. He took a step to the right, and the pointer turned to the right.

Even using a strong magnet cannot change the direction of the pointer, which shows that the pointer is not made of iron.

The surprise on the man's face slowly turned into great joy, and he suddenly knelt down.

"I don't know the real master, please help me, Master Wu!"

Wu Yuyun held the cat and dodged sideways, neither trying to help nor accepting his kneeling.

"Get up, sit down and talk."

The man finally told the story in bits and pieces. He said that the night before, he finished work and returned home at midnight. When he inserted the key into the lock, he seemed to hear a woman's voice in the room.

He thought a thief had broken in and quickly opened the door to the room, but a pair of dry, bloody ghost hands stretched out from the darkness and grabbed his neck, followed by the ghostly cry of a woman.

The man was startled and threw a punch, but missed. Then the big hand that was strangling his neck disappeared. When he turned on the lights, the house was intact and there was nothing inside.