Tokyo Sound

"It's an eyesore, let's go to the Last Fight 4"

"Still fighting? A few days ago, I was defeated by someone so strong that I lost my mind. I've dropped to platinum. I don't care about my dignity anymore."

"It's so hard to control a single unit. It seems real-time strategy isn't for you."

"No, I think the host has the potential to be a general."

"That's right. I think the host is as brave as the Red Hare under Lu Bu's crotch back then!"

"Do you really think I don't know how to deploy troops?" The man retorted stubbornly, "Don't I know how to deploy troops?! I have great ambitions and good plans. I have the power to contain the universe and swallow up the world. Today I will let you see it!" [Note: From Luo Guanzhong's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"]

Then he opened Plants vs. Zombies on his hard drive to demonstrate his operational skills and mechanized management level.

A dense round of “?” flashed by.

The camera was not on, and the player was still guarding Honest Dave [Note: referring to "Plants vs. Zombies"]. It was a rare live broadcast, so of course people who heard about it and rushed over to have fun were not happy about it.

"Stop planting sunflowers and play Fleet Collect. Sign up now to get a limited edition."

"Is the game out? So soon?" Yin Ze was stunned. It had only been a few days since he finished the novice guide... Mainly because he had just chatted with Mr. Tanaka about some random things at the time, and he didn't know what kind of monster this game would become after it was released, so he instinctively didn't want to touch it.

But after all, it is a joint action with a connection, and the audience brothers are eagerly waiting for the nourishment of fatherly love, so it is difficult to refuse, so out of compassion, they open the browser and search for the URL.

“You’ve seen it all. I’ve never been exposed to it before and I’ve just started. But with my experience and qualities, I’ll soon be able to become a veteran in this field and show you what natural talent means.” Yin Ze registered an account on the spot and after a little thought, he decided to name it “Thunder Bluff [Note: refers to the main city of the Tauren in World of Warcraft] Nail Household” in the usual Tauren tribe style.

After an unnecessary opening animation, the game begins the beginner tutorial.

The man pressed ESC frantically, but found that he could not skip any steps, so he had to force himself to watch the plot with a frown on his face.

……

"You seem to be the best among these new recruits. New recruit, what's your name?"

[A senior officer in a white military uniform casts a scrutinizing gaze over here. He has sharp eyebrows and eyes, a faint scar on his cheek, and a body as straight and upright as a steel knife, which makes people respect him.]

"The tutelage you are heading to is an important line of defense for our army. You must be kind to those children who fought for you. Me? I'm just an old soldier who retired from the front line. Haha, don't worry about me."

[On the ship, the officer leaned on the railing, looking at the calm sea with a complicated expression]

"The person in this photo is my childhood sweetheart. She and I agreed to get married after I return to my hometown. Ha, a dozen years have passed in the blink of an eye. I really want to rush to her side and hug her right away."

[A string of pendants fell down, the officer picked it up, wiped it lovingly on the corner of his clothes, his face full of a faint happiness]

"Something is wrong. Did you hear that sound? The group of black shadows coming up from behind... Not good! Quickly inform everyone!"

"How did you manage to break through to this point? Damn it! I won't let you do whatever you want!"

"I will lead the team to entangle them, you quickly take the lifeboat and leave. This place is not far from your garrison. When you get there, you will reunite with the secretary ship and quickly gather combat power. You must not let them go further to the rear... Ha, there is no need to show such a sad expression, separation is a common thing on the battlefield. Let us meet again before the horizon of dawn!"

[The storm that suddenly blew up ran without mercy, sweeping lives into the abyss of the sea. The ship that was ambushed tilted sharply, and the senior officers rushed to the undamaged defense force to face the enemy head-on. The pendant was also lost in the turmoil. After a long distance, the sky-high flames covered the sea area. The death of life was so sudden.]

……

"How could this hunk's voice be so similar to the anchor's?"

"My tears are streaming down my face. We don't even know the officer's name yet."

"You know, everyone knows... at that time, just like, right now"

"Is this the latest version of how to die? The artistic content is still not as high as the falling star. It's at most two floors, no more."

"My top recommendation is the part with Nobuyuki Sugo. The acting is brilliant and the voice actor really enjoyed it."

"My noble single push has become the prologue lunchbox. It is so delicious that I must try it."

At this point, this level of reputation damage is no longer enough to stir up any waves in a man's heart.

As the prologue ended, Yin Ze finally entered the familiar UI interface that made people love and hate it. In a trance, he had the illusion of time and space interweaving.

The source of all evil roulette consisting of functions such as formation, modification, repair, supply, factory, and attack!

"Let me study it for a while." The man stroked his chin, pointing here and there.

Enthusiastic viewers have begun real-time teaching in the barrage, such as urging him to advance the main line to obtain resources first, throwing the construction data of the novice Ares ship, and flirting with the gifted destroyer first.

A few minutes later.

"Okay, I've completely mastered this game." The man glanced at the main storyline introduction, "'Dawn Break', clear the special sea area of ​​the story, rush to help the senior officers who are struggling to hold on, and inherit the will of the sea. This is not a time-limited mission, why are you in a hurry to do it? It's not that I'm cruel, it's mainly because I only dubbed the first few sentences, and there's no words for the rest. It's dead, no need to save it, just grow up first."

"?"

"What a cruel heart"

Realism

"There are only initial ships. This won't do. Let's replenish our troops first." Yin Ze entered the construction interface and fiddled with the values ​​of oil, ammunition, steel and aluminum.

"It's coming (ecstasy)"

"Host, don't worry about the formula. Max out 999 and use the dazzling fireworks flow. You will definitely get the goods. Trust me!"

"If you want powerful weapons, you should invest a huge amount of resources. Smash, smash, smash!"

Master Yin did not go all in as everyone wished, but instead used a very cunning ten-digit ratio.

With a series of clicking sounds, the display showed that it would take 18 minutes. Considering the efficiency of the live broadcast, he directly used the quick build method... achieving another kind of heroism.

"My name is Kisaragi, please keep me with you~" The little girl in a sailor suit greeted the admiral she trusted after leaving the factory, her face full of admiration and expectation.

"This voice sounds so familiar..." Yin Ze had a bad feeling in his heart.

I clicked on the properties and saw that it was indeed that woman.

The barrage became excited for some reason.

"Yo yo yo yo"

"I see you guys don't understand what the bond between a knight and a princess is."

"Dimensional Projection"

"See you in the next life"

The anchor continued to increase his combat power, and steadily offered a ten-digit salary for each item. After a while, he recruited a whole team of young destroyers with small appetites.

The man fell silent.

At a glance, Mutsuki, Kisaragi, Bunzuki, Nagatsuki, Kikuzuki, Mochizuki, Mikazuki... are in perfect order!

Most importantly, the CV is the same person! The voices of "Admirals" with similar tones but different tones almost filled the live broadcast room.

The man never expected to encounter such a thing. He felt a chill on his back and cold sweat on his forehead.

"Take a screenshot! What are you standing there for?"

"I'm about to die of laughter in front of the computer. What's the probability of this?"

"Who is calling the front...fleet?"

"The host is silent, he must be secretly happy"

Master Yin calmed his mind, put all the ships into the team, and ignored the main storyline, but attacked the general sea area. The battle process was unremarkable, but the important part was the spoils interface.

"I'm Gaoyue. Please take care of me, Admiral-san!"

"..."

“Hahahahahaha!!!”

"Just turn it off, it's boring."

"Keep going, it's really fun"

"You have collected all of them now? I am really convinced. Are you the reincarnation of the Moon God?"

"What do you mean by bond?! Bond!"

The man covered his face again.

However, what dropped was actually a finished ship. Mr. Tanaka did not implement the "fragment mechanism". Perhaps he also realized the great darkness and despair contained in it, so he stopped the deal with the devil.

After completing a few small tasks, Master Yin led the fleet to deal with the aftermath of the senior officers, which was very cold-blooded.

"Resources are scarce. They'll run out after a while." The man said, "The numerical planning is pretty good."

"It's a development game after all, there's nothing I can do about it, please understand."

"With such good luck, why don't you top up a few hundred thousand yen to help with the fun?"

“——But it’s not completely without loopholes.” Master Yin smiled slightly, his eyes dim as if there were ghost lights burning.

On the screen, he was seen incorporating the newly dropped Gaoyue into the team, replacing the old ship that had been damaged after several sorties and exchanges of fire, and then, in an unclear and sinister manner, he entered the disintegration interface.

With a clang, the old ship became a fresh resource.

"Since new ships will be lost when we attack, I will just replace the old ships with new ones. The old ships will not need maintenance and can be directly sold as resources. The profit is stable, there is no cost, and there are no middlemen to make a profit. It is a huge profit. Isn't this a perpetual motion machine for materials?"

The host's soliloquy echoed in the audience's ears, and to others it sounded like Hannibal appreciating food, which was creepy.

The barrage of comments was frozen for a few seconds by this sudden divine operation.

Immediately.

"Grass?!?!"

"I beg you to be a human being!"

“Heavenly Punishment——!”

"The demon king Poxun [Note: the demon king in Indian Buddhism]"

"You really didn't lie to me. You have completely mastered this game. What kind of super understanding is this?"

Dark Alchemy

"Fleet Elegy: Hell Admiral"

"In 30 minutes, we will overthrow science and make all the major strategy teams bow down to us!"

"High-dimensional demons invade, the tutelary fort is in ruins..."

"The rest of my life is uncertain, destiny is clear..."

"This hidden plot is originally the lowest level of code, because it is too difficult to trigger, and only those with destiny can open it. It is said that Takizawa Satoru separated evil thoughts and good thoughts. The good thoughts became senior officers who took bullets for each admiral to survive, and the evil thoughts became the ultimate egoist who set off a bloody storm. It can be said that one shadow points to light, and the other shadow points to darkness. I was fortunate to see it on the live broadcast of N station today. Thanks to the host!"

However, this battle between light and darkness ended due to temporary server maintenance.

A few hours later, the game was temporarily updated, and the resources recovered after the ship disintegrated were determined based on the damage rate and durability.

The "Thunder Bluff nail house" has also become a historical sinner in the forum section.

Someone's account promotion attracted another wave of @.

Following the resurrection of the Dream Tapir Girl on the radio, this time the nickname "the conscienceless Bo Jun" has been completely confirmed.

Chapter 24: Brother is just a legend

“I’m getting more and more confused.”

Shimazaki Nobunaga sounded like a lost traveler, his voice was confused.

"When you're killing people, everyone praises you. When you're being hammered on the ground, everyone celebrates. When you're visiting the home dance area under the guise of researching the powerful team DIMO, everyone encourages you. When you're caught doing something unjust by the game company, everyone writes eulogies for you and displays their talents. Even if you do nothing, there will be warm-hearted brothers who will use your only video and audio materials to create ghost videos for love. Why does it feel like no matter what you do, you have true fans supporting you?"

"...Actually, I also want to know the answer, really." Yin Ze grabbed the free snacks on the table, peeled a peanut and threw it into his mouth.

"I don't believe you, you beast in human form. Nothing you say is true. You and I both have 'Longzhong Fat Dragon' and 'The Great Snake' in our common interests." Shimazaki Nobunaga played with Master Yin's phone with a teasing look, "How do you explain this to me?"

"...Then I have to know what they did, right?" Yin Ze said helplessly.

Shimazaki Nobunaga didn't take it seriously, sneered twice, and continued to happily watch videos using other people's mobile data.

In fact, some ghost videos are nothing, the most important thing is these recorded collections.

Someone doesn't have a fixed live broadcast time, he just does it for fun in his spare time. However, the scary thing is that he can almost always retain relatively complete recorded resources of 70% to 80% of the content.

What does this mean?

This means that there is a group of idle people who are also on standby on their days off. These ghosts linger in someone's Push Account and N Station dynamics. Once they find that Happy Planet has opened its door, they will immediately activate the skills of calling friends and gather together to watch this stand-up variety show without a script.

God bless you, Shimazaki Nobunaga thought he was the only one who was so bored!

The sound of the cell phone was playing arrogantly outside.

"The Bloodseeker on the opposite side is so low! Chase him from the top lane to the bottom lane, chase him, just chase him hard."

"How dare you catch the Sand King? Their mini-map is all black, aren't they afraid of my teammates?!"