Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things.
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"Eh."
Qin Jingru agreed and ran in.
After a while, she came out, covering her nose, "There's no one in the bathroom."
"There's no one in the men's restroom." Yan Jiecheng also ran out.
"Then let's get started." Xu Damao said excitedly.
"to make."
A gleam of light flashed in Liu Guangfu's eyes, and he took the lead and walked to the septic tank behind the toilet.
Everyone followed immediately.
"Shao Wen, should we watch from a distance?" Qin Huairu said a little uneasily.
"Makes sense."
Lin Shaowen nodded and then stepped back a little.
Liu Guangfu held the detonator and Xu Damao started to ignite it.
The others were watching intently, but no one noticed that a figure entered the toilet.
"It's on fire."
"leave."
They both spoke at the same time.
Liu Guangfu threw the detonators into the septic tank.
Lin Shaowen raised his eyebrows and led Qin Huairu and the others to retreat more than ten meters, almost sticking to the wall.
Unexpectedly, after a long while, there was no movement at all.
"Could it be a dud?" Xu Damao frowned.
"How is that possible?" Liu Guangfu suddenly became anxious, "I have been making firecrackers myself since I was a child, and they have never been mute before."
"Your skills are not as good as mine." Yan Jiecheng curled his lips.
"Let's go and take a look." Sha Zhu took the lead and walked forward.
Xu Damao and others were cautious and did not follow immediately.
But after waiting for a while, he found that there was still no gunfire, so he walked to the side of the septic tank.
"Shao Wen, should we go and take a look?" Yu Haitang whispered.
"Don't."
Lin Shaowen shook his head. "This septic tank has now been changed to a round shape, and there is only such a small opening. Maybe..."
Boom!
A violent explosion resounded throughout the courtyard.
"run."
Lin Shaowen roared, grabbed Qin Huairu with one hand and Yu Li with the other, and hid behind the house.
Qin Jingru and others also reacted and ran away.
Lin Shaowen looked back at the sewage that had probably rushed out for more than ten meters, and cursed himself inwardly for just wanting to watch the fun.
He knew that Liu Guangfu was unreliable.
The huge impact caused Xu Damao and others standing next to the septic tank to be blown away by the mud. Then they were stuck to the wall, but that was not the end... It was probably because the methane below was burning, and the toilet exploded again.
Xu Damao and others who were pushed against the wall were hit by the mud again before they could lie down. What was even more unexpected was that the mud was so strong that they couldn't help but shout, but countless dirty things covered their mouths.
"vomit……"
Qin Huairu and others immediately vomited when they saw this.
"Ow..."
A shrill scream resounded throughout the courtyard.
"Did you hear... someone shouting?" Lin Shaowen asked uncertainly.
"I don't think so." Qin Huairu wiped her mouth. "Didn't we just go to the bathroom to check? There was no one inside."
"Hopefully."
Lin Shaowen sighed.
At this time.
Everyone in the courtyard ran out.
As soon as they got near the toilet, the strong smell made them vomit.
The three old men just frowned slightly, and didn't even cover their mouths with their bangs. After all, they had fallen into the toilet before and were no longer sensitive to the smell.
They soon discovered a group of people "stuck" to the wall. Just as they were about to speak, they discovered Lin Shaowen hiding behind the house.
"Lin Shaowen, was it you who did this?" Liu Haizhong frowned.
"Second uncle, please don't talk nonsense." Lin Shaowen said unhappily, "I just heard the noise and ran out to watch the fun."
"That's not right, uncle. You live in the west courtyard...how come you are faster than us?" Yan Bugui asked puzzledly.
"I wasn't asleep at all. I was chatting in the yard. When I heard the noise, I ran over here the first time." Lin Shaowen said without changing his expression.
"That's it."
Yan Bugui nodded slightly, frowned at the group of people on the wall and said, "Whose kid is this? He actually used a cannon to blow up a septic tank. How boring."
"Who said it wasn't true?" Liu Haizhong also chimed in, "There's ammonia in the toilet. It will explode if it encounters fire. You don't even know common sense."
Yi Zhonghai listened to the two people singing the same tune and couldn't help but frown and count, "One, two... Wow, there are six people?"
"Uncle, is it possible that there are seven people?" Lin Shaowen asked tentatively.
"seven people?"
After Yi Zhonghai counted again, he said with a straight face, "Nonsense, there are clearly six."
"Look carefully, two of them are pushed together and can't be separated." Lin Shaowen reminded.
Everyone followed his gaze.
really.
There were two people hugging each other, but their bodies were covered with "mud". Although they struggled hard, they could not separate.
Chapter 503: Lao Lin, why don't you take the blame?
"Uncle, my glasses are a little foggy, can you help me take a look... Does that man look like Liu Guangfu?" Yan Bugui asked uncertainly.
"Liu Guangfu? Impossible, absolutely impossible." Liu Haizhong said righteously, "Even though that boy is unreliable, he really can't do something like using firecrackers to blow up shit."
"That's true. He's in his twenties and shouldn't be so unreliable." Yan Bugui nodded.
"That's not right." Yi Zhonghai said loudly, "Third Uncle, look at that man. Does he look like your eldest son..."
"Nonsense." Yan Bugui said unhappily, "If he is so unreliable, I will drown him in this septic tank today."
Qin Huairu opened her mouth and wanted to say something.
But Lin Shaowen quickly pulled her and signaled her not to speak.
At this time.
Captain Xing and Director Wang also came upon hearing the news.
Although Director Wang is a tough girl, she vomited immediately after seeing the tragic accident scene.
"Uncle, what's going on in your yard? Why did the toilet explode again?" Captain Xing said, covering his nose.
"I don't know. I just came out because I heard the noise." Yi Zhonghai said blankly.
"This……"
Captain Xing hesitated for a moment, and when he saw Lin Shaowen standing by, his eyes lit up, "Old Lin, what's going on?"
"Old Lin?"
When everyone heard this name, they were slightly stunned.
"Captain Xing, our Shaowen is not even 30 years old yet." Qin Jingru said angrily.
"Your husband is sometimes a minister and sometimes a factory director. Let's call him Xiaolin. By then he will be a senior cadre, which is not decent... Let's call him by his position. His position changes too quickly." Captain Xing said helplessly.
He didn't say a word.
Calling him by his first name would be too unfriendly.
"That's right." Director Wang took a long while to recover. "He's already a father of three children. It's really not appropriate to call him Xiao Lin..."
"Okay, call me whatever you like." Lin Shaowen took out a cigarette and passed it around.
"Lao Lin, you are knowledgeable and experienced. How do you think we should deal with this matter?" Captain Xing took out a match and lit his cigarette.
"What's the easy way to deal with this? First use a pipe to connect the tap water to flush them clean... and then ask what happened." Lin Shaowen shrugged.
"That's right." Director Wang said immediately, "Get some young men to go to the street office and get me some water pipes."
After she finished speaking, several young people stood up.
"No, where are Xu Damao, Sha Zhu and the others?" Captain Xing was very keen to notice that there were fewer people in the yard.
Logically speaking, with such a big commotion, it would be impossible for someone not to come out and watch the fun.
"Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiecheng didn't see it either." Director Wang also frowned.
Lin Shaowen took a step back and tried to hide behind Qin Huairu.
But he didn't expect that Captain Xing and Director Wang had been paying attention to him for a long time. When they saw him hiding, they immediately ran over.
"Lao Lin, why are you hiding?" Director Wang grabbed his arm and said.
"Yes, Lao Lin, tell me the truth, do you know something?" Captain Xing also came over.
"Have you ever thought that... Lao Xu and the others have already appeared, but you just didn't notice?" Lin Shaowen whispered.
"Did it appear?"
Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what riddle he was talking about.
But Yan Bugui and Liu Haizhong reacted immediately.
"You...you mean the one who was pushed against the wall was Liu Guangfu?" Liu Haizhong said with a grim face.
"And Yan Jiecheng?"
Yan Bugui's tone rose eight octaves.
"Lao Lin, tell me the truth, were you involved?" Director Wang said with a bad look on his face.
"Or, let's get the people out first." Lin Shaowen pointed at the foot of the wall and said, "Look, they can't even get up. If they drown on land, who will be responsible?"
"Save them, save them quickly." Yan Bugui shouted loudly.
"Hurry up and get the pipe, don't just stand there." Liu Haizhong also shouted.
"Captain Xing, please drive my car."
Lin Shaowen took out the car keys from his pocket and threw them to him.
"Row."
Captain Xing pointed to the two young men without saying a word and ran out.
Director Wang pulled Lin Shaowen aside and scolded him, "How old are you? You're just fooling around with them... Blowing up the toilet with firecrackers, you're the only one who can think of it."
"I said I just came to watch the fun, do you believe me?" Lin Shaowen said with a bitter face.
"I don't trust you." Director Wang scolded, "They have two brains but they can't beat you. Look at what they have become, but you are clean..."
Lin Shaowen looked at Qin Huairu and others who were covering their mouths and laughing, and suddenly didn't want to explain anymore.
soon.
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