Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things.

Captain Xing connected the pipe to the water pipe and rushed towards them.

The moment the water boiled, Lin Shaowen pulled Director Wang back several steps.

Director Wang was about to speak when he saw Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui who were splashed all over, and immediately gave Lin Shaowen a thumbs up.

This kid is really smart.

Not a moment.

Several people were washed away.

But before Captain Xing could ask any questions, Xu Damao burst into tears.

"Lao Lin, you are a beast."

brush!

Everyone looked at Lin Shaowen.

Director Wang also looked as if he had expected it.

"Lin Shaowen, are you crazy? Setting off firecrackers in a public toilet?" Yi Zhonghai shouted harshly.

"Minister Lin, you are too unreliable, aren't you?" Liu Haizhong said, suppressing his anger. "Look at what has happened to Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian?"

"Uncle, what you did was not fair." Yan Bugui said dissatisfiedly.

"No... why are you coming for me?" Lin Shaowen asked in surprise, "I didn't set off any firecrackers. I just came here to watch the fun."

"Then why did Xu Damao say that about you?" Yi Zhonghai asked angrily.

"Then you have to ask him." Lin Shaowen said helplessly.

"Xu Damao, was it Lin Shaowen who set off the firecrackers?" Liu Haizhong asked with a straight face.

"He didn't." Sha Zhu retched and then said weakly, "Old Xu scolded him because this kid was so dishonest. He knew the toilet would explode... He didn't even try to persuade us and ran away alone."

The three uncles were suddenly speechless.

Why does Xu Damao talk so incoherently? Fortunately, there has been no conflict, otherwise it would be in vain for them to get beaten up.

"Whose idea was it to set off firecrackers in a public toilet?" Captain Xing asked seriously.

"This……"

The seven people headed by Xu Damao all looked at Lin Shaowen.

"No...what are you looking at me for?" Lin Shaowen held his forehead.

"Old Lin..."

Just as Xu Damao was about to come over, Lin Shaowen and others took a step back at the same time.

"Xu Damao, don't come over here. Just stand there and talk." Zhang Wan covered her nose with a look of disgust.

"Lao Lin, you have a good relationship with Captain Xing, why don't you take the responsibility for this?" Xu Damao lowered his voice, "Otherwise, if this matter gets out of hand, we might have to sweep the streets again..."

"I carried it?"

Lin Shaowen looked so ridiculous that he wanted to slap himself twice.

There's no point in watching the fun. Now it's happening.

Chapter 504 The miserable Liu Guangqi

"uncle……"

Liu Guangfu looked at Lin Shaowen with a pleading look.

Captain Xing and Director Wang were not stupid either. When they saw them whispering to each other, they immediately realized that there was something fishy going on.

"Lao Lin, stop talking there. Come over here if you have something to say." Director Wang shouted.

"have to."

Lin Shaowen walked over dejectedly.

"Tell me, what's going on?" Captain Xing asked seriously.

"I……"

Lin Shaowen opened his mouth and was about to explain, but Xu Damao spoke first.

"Captain Xing, this is what happened. Old Lin's child is about to turn one, so he wanted to make some firecrackers to celebrate. So... he asked us to do it, so we made some firecrackers, but we didn't expect to put a little too much gunpowder."

"You call this a little bit?" Director Wang scolded, "This toilet is almost collapsed by your explosion... If you put a little more, what if someone gets killed?"

"So we came to the public toilet to try it out." Sha Zhu continued, "Don't worry, Director Wang. Before we set off the firecrackers, we went to the toilet to check to make sure that no one was there."

"Lao Lin, they were making trouble, why did you follow them?" Captain Xing said helplessly, "Fortunately there were no casualties, otherwise it would be over."

"Yeah, Lao Lin, the way you handled this matter is not reliable." Director Wang also frowned.

Lin Shaowen opened his mouth, but saw that seven people were looking at him pleadingly, so he had no choice but to close his mouth.

"Come on, since it's just a one-year-old celebration for the child, let's just forget about it." Captain Xing said loudly, "Lin Shaowen also knows that he was wrong, so this won't happen again..."

"Will it not happen again?"

Yi Zhonghai and the others all looked ridiculous.

Although the toilet was not blown up, setting off fireworks in the toilet in the middle of the night should still be punished, right?

Director Wang saw that everyone was looking at her. She coughed twice before saying with a straight face, "Lin Shaowen, since no one was injured, you should write a self-examination report and come to the street office tomorrow..."

Lin Shaowen was about to speak when he heard a shrill shout coming from the toilet.

"Help me."

"Fuck, is there anyone in the bathroom?"

Liu Guangfu exclaimed and rushed to the toilet immediately.

After a while, he came out supporting a naked man.

Everyone was slightly stunned and simply couldn't recognize him.

I saw that his whole body was covered with mud and gave off a foul smell.

But that was fine, after all, the septic tank had exploded and no one in the toilet could escape. But there was a bamboo stick about 40 centimeters long stuck straight into his buttocks, and no one dared to be sure how much it was inserted.

"Who are you?" Liu Haizhong asked bravely.

"Dad, it's me." The man burst into tears.

"Guangqi?"

Liu Haizhong instantly lost his composure and turned his head to look at Lin Shaowen, "Lin Shaowen, look at what you have done... If anything happens to Guangqi, I will not forgive you."

"I really can't help you." Lin Shaowen looked at Liu Guangfu and said, "If anything happens to your brother, your father will eat me."

"What do you mean?" Liu Haizhong was stunned.

"This……"

Yan Jiecheng hesitated for a moment, but still explained, "Actually, we made the firecrackers. My uncle just came here to watch the fun."

"what?"

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui were both shocked.

Especially Liu Haizhong, a hundred ways of blackmailing Lin Shaowen flashed through his mind just now...but it wasn't him?

"I admit that we made the firecrackers." Xu Damao said helplessly.

He knew very well that if he hurt someone now, Lin Shaowen would definitely not admit it.

"Lin Shaowen, please check on Liu Guangqi quickly. He has such a big bamboo stick stuck in his butt. I hope nothing happens to him." Yi Zhonghai said anxiously.

"Yes, yes, save people first." Liu Haizhong quickly changed the subject.

"What can I do?" Lin Shaowen said helplessly, "I suggest you don't touch the bamboo, send him to the hospital first. If you pull it out rashly, you will lose blood... feces is so dirty, if it gets into the wound and gets infected, it will be terrible."

"I'll push the cart."

When Liu Haizhong heard the word "infection", he ran out immediately.

"Didn't you just say that there was no one in the toilet?" Captain Xing said with a stern face.

"There was no one there when we were setting off fireworks just now." Liu Guangfu said aggrievedly, "Who would have thought that he would come to the toilet at this time..."

"Liu Guangfu, you still think you're right?" Liu Guangqi cried. "I was just using the toilet and it suddenly exploded... and a bamboo flew up from the pit. What did I do to offend anyone?"

puff!

Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Lin Shaowen, do you still have any compassion?" Li Ling said angrily.

Qin Jingru reached out and pulled Lin Shaowen, signaling him to be more restrained.

Although her face was also flushed.

"I'm not laughing at this..." Lin Shaowen shook his head, "I'm just thinking that Liu Guangqi is really lucky. He only got stuck in the butt. If he had flown up and got stuck in the toilet, it would have been fatal."

"hiss."

Everyone gasped when they heard this.

Director Wang and Captain Xing's faces suddenly changed.

If someone really dies, it will be the end of us.

"You guys are going too far," Captain Xing scolded, "Send Liu Guangqi to the hospital for treatment first. You will be responsible for the medical expenses."

"Yes."

Xu Damao and others bowed their heads and responded.

"Starting tomorrow, all of you will go sweep the streets." Director Wang said with a straight face, "Since you have so much energy, then sweep the streets for half a month..."

"No, Director Wang, that's not what you said just now." Xu Damao was immediately anxious. "Just now when Lao Lin came out to take responsibility, you just asked him to write a self-criticism. How come it became sweeping the streets when it comes to us?"

"Yes, Director Wang, you can't do this." Sha Zhu also curled his lips.

"What are you arguing about?" Director Wang glared, "No one was hurt just now, but now Liu Guangqi has been beaten to such a state by you. Cleaning the toilet is a bargain for you."

……

Xu Damao and others were suddenly speechless.

This is a very good reason.

"And you..." Director Wang looked at Lin Shaowen, "They are ignorant and neither are you. It's fine if you don't try to persuade them, but you stayed up late at night to watch the fun. Keep writing the inspection and hand it over to me tomorrow."

"Yes."

Lin Shaowen responded with tears in his eyes.

Xu Damao and others who originally felt aggrieved immediately felt relieved and were even in the mood to make eyes at Lin Shaowen.

Captain Xing and Director Wang both sighed when they saw this.

Why do all the young people in this yard seem to have problems with their brains?

"The cart is coming..."

Liu Haizhong rushed in pushing a cart.

"You guys come to the hospital too..." Yi Zhonghai said coldly.

"It's useless for them to go." Lin Shaowen curled his lips and said, "Look at them... They stink all over. I guess they can't even get through the hospital gate."

"Okay, I'll send two people from the Joint Defense Office to help push the cart." Captain Xing said in a deep voice, "You guys better behave yourself. If you do it again, I won't let you off."

"Yes."

Liu Guangfu and others immediately nodded obediently.

Chapter 505 Lin Shaowen’s Bad Idea

The next day.

As soon as Lin Shaowen got home from work, he was dragged to the backyard by Xu Damao and Sha Zhu.