This is not the date I wanted.

Shidao was completely at the point of crying and had no more tears. He kept praying that Mengyue would be satisfied and leave as soon as possible.

……

"Ah - I'm so satisfied. This issue of JUMP is so interesting. It's great to be able to see it in advance. If I were to watch it online, I would have to wait for a while."

"That's right..."

Shidou agreed with a wry smile, and at this moment he was holding a bag of books, which contained the "JUMP" that Mengyue had just read and a cooking book. Although Mengyue kept complaining when he was checking out, saying "There is no point in reading a bully book like this", Shidou still bought the book when he saw the clerk's angry expression as if he would explode and kick him out of the store at any moment.

However, since Mengyue had taken him away before he could withdraw money, Shidao used the illegal money that Mengyue had stuffed into his pocket at that time to pay the bill. Regarding this, Shidao could only sigh and say that he had accepted it.

"And where are you going next...Ryougi? What's wrong?"

"No, nothing. Maybe it's just my illusion!"

Looking back with a bit of confusion, Mengyue had just vaguely felt that there was a strange gaze staring at herself and Shidou, but when she turned around, she saw nothing, so Mengyue just ignored it as an illusion.

With an excited smile on his face, he said without hesitation:

"Next target! Game center!"

————————————————————————I am the dividing line for the next location————————————————————————————————————————

"Hey, Private Shidou, why are you dawdling so slowly? Hurry up and catch up!"

"What's that strange name? And you're moving too fast. Wait for me a moment."

"Zombies are coming, Private Shidou. Hurry up and pick up your weapons."

"Why did the level drop suddenly? Wow... Zombies are approaching, what should I do? My rifle is out of bullets."

"In that case, quickly switch to the Nodachi in the tool bar. Remember to use the pistol to limit the enemy during the skill cooldown period, Lieutenant General Sato!"

"Who is that gentleman you're talking about? Where is the button to change items? Oh no! I've been caught!"

He complained while pressing buttons hurriedly. After a bloody massacre video ended, a row of bright red "YouDead" letters appeared in front of Shidao Gokawa's screen.

……

"Really? I was captured by zombies in a place like that. How incompetent are you, Shidou-kun?"

At this time, Mengyue and Shidao had already arrived at an open-air stall. Mengyue was eating an extra-large sundae while pointing at the soup, looking at Shidao speechlessly.

"I didn't expect that game to be so difficult...it's better to say that you, Liang Yi, are too strong!"

To be honest, Liang Yi's performance in the game center can be said to be amazing.

A super-fast shot with a hit rate of no less than 95 percent...

A car that accelerates at full speed without even braking on the 18 bends on the road...

A wonderfully complex dance...

At first, Shidao was just watching from the sidelines as a "flower protector", but after watching half of it, the passion hidden in the boy's heart seemed to be stimulated. When Mengyue was about to play a gunfight game called "Survival! Doomsday Swan Song", Shidao finally couldn't help but play it.

As mentioned above, Shidao was killed easily. After Mengyue made it all the way to the last level, she defeated the final boss perfectly with her sharp movement and accurate calculation, and also refreshed the highest record of the game. Afterwards, Mengyue felt thirsty, so Shidao took her to a nearby open-air restaurant.

“But you actually fell on flat ground at the very beginning. How could you be so naive? When I think about it… Hahaha!”

Thinking of Shidao's magical operation of tripping over his right foot with his left foot at the beginning, Mengyue couldn't help but want to laugh and slam the table.

"Please, let me keep that dark history in my heart!" Shidao covered his face with his hands in grief. If there was a hole at this moment, he would definitely jump in without hesitation and never come out again.

At this time, the atmosphere between Shidao and Mengyue was quite harmonious, and Mengyue was obviously in a good mood. However, compared to the so-called atmosphere of increasing affection between men and women, Shidao felt that Mengyue was more like finding a good buddy.

"Speaking of which, I suddenly thought of something."

"what?"

"Just now in the bank, Shidou-kun, you called me by my name, didn't you? When did I tell you my name?"

After having a good time, Meng Yue's excitement about coming to a human city gradually subsided. Thinking back to when Shidao knew her name from the beginning, she couldn't help but feel a little confused.

Shidou was shocked. He learned the name of Ryogi Yumezuki from the Yamai sisters, but he knew it was the real name of Hacker after Kotori confirmed it. In fact, although Shidou introduced himself on the night they met, Yumezuki did not respond.

If you tell the truth at this time, it may add a lot of unnecessary risks to the strategy. But if you lie, it will be exposed without a clever lie, which will only make Mengyue's favorability towards Shidao decrease.

Normally, when faced with this kind of question, the sound of the option selection would have come from the earphones. However, because Yumezuki's ability was very sensitive to electromagnetic wave communication, Shidao did not inform Kotori of his meeting with Yumezuki.

At this moment, Shidao must solve it on his own.

His brain was working at top speed, and just when Meng Yue's eyes began to show doubt, Shidao had an idea.

"Um... it was that night, when you were playing games. I saw you asked who you were? You replied: 'Liang Yi Meng Yue, please be quiet. I'm busy!'"

"Hmm? Did I say that at that time?" Meng Yue tilted her head in confusion. When she was having fun playing games, she had no sense of the outside world. If someone called her, she would just respond instinctively. To be honest, Meng Yue had no idea whether she had said that or not.

Just when Shidao was worried about whether his lie would be exposed, suddenly a waiter wearing a baseball cap brought two bottles of ice drinks to the table.

"Well, we didn't order this drink, so we got the wrong table!" Meng Yue frowned a little puzzled.

"No." Because the waiter pulled his cap down too low, Shidao couldn't see the other person's face. The waiter said in a slightly mechanical female voice, "This is a summer discount for couples. You can give each other a free ice drink. So, please enjoy it slowly."

For some reason, the waiter paused when he mentioned the word "couple".

Although he wanted to tell the other party that he had misunderstood, this situation undoubtedly gave Shidao an opportunity to change the subject. Although he felt a little guilty, Shidao still accepted it.

"I'm sorry for causing misunderstanding."

"Shidao." However, Meng Yue did not respond to Shidao's apology at all. She stared at the two glasses of iced drinks in front of her and said in a very serious manner, "Generally speaking, when it comes to couple drinks, what do you think they are?"

"Eh!?" Shidou's heartbeat quickened by this sudden question, but when he saw Meng Yue's unusually serious look, he knew that things were not as he imagined. He coughed lightly and said with a slightly blushing face, "Speaking of which, usually they use a large cup and two people share a straw or something like that!"

Well, these are the postures of couples that Shidou usually sees.

"That's true." Meng Yue muttered softly. Before Shidao could react, she stood up suddenly with a "swish!". She put a bill on the table, and without even calling the waiter, she took the two drinks and walked away.

"Hey! Wait for me!" Shidou hurriedly chased after him.

Shidou followed Mengyue and walked quickly through the crowds on the street. As Mengyue moved, the two came to a remote alley.

"I say, Liang Yi, why are you in such a hurry to leave when nothing happened...what are you doing?"

Shidao finally caught up with Mengyue, and saw that Mengyue was grabbing the two wild dogs and pressing them to the ground to prevent them from escaping.

"Experiment, it's just right that you come and help me catch it." As she said that, Mengyue handed one to Shidao and asked him to help hold it down.

"Wow..., don't move."

Shidao obviously did not have as much strength as Mengyue. After feeling that the force restraining him was weakening, the wild dog struggled again.

Shidou increased his strength and finally subdued the wild dog.

Mengyue picked up her drink from the ground, pried open the wild dog's mouth with one hand, and poured the drink into it.

"Hey, Liangyi, what on earth are you doing..." Before Shidao could finish his question, he discovered that the wild dog he had pinned down had stopped struggling and collapsed to the ground, unable to move.

"This is……"

"Anesthetic, it looks like it's quite powerful."

After a quick check, Meng Yue took out the other wild dog that was pressed under her knees and poured Shidao's drink into it.

Three minutes later...

“Woof—woof—woof!”

“Woof…Woof…Woof…Woof…”

For the first time, Shidou saw with his own eyes the steps of the birth of life.

But they are both males! ! ! ! !

"The drink that Shidou has is filled with 'computer parts'." Meng Yue stroked her chin, looked at the sacred scene in front of her calmly, and analyzed it very calmly. (Author: "If you don't know what computer parts are, go watch A Certain Scientific Railgun.")

"Why would there be something like this in our drinks?"

When Shidou thought about how he almost drank such a horrible thing, he felt a chill from the bottom of his heart.

"According to my analysis, it was probably the waiter who did it."

Meng Yue pushed his non-existent eyes as if trying to act cool, and reasoned, "My drink contained anesthetics. Shidou's drink was 'computer accessories'. But from this point of view, the opponent's target should be Shidou, and I am an eyesore!"

"Eh? The target is me."

Shidou pointed at himself in confusion, and Mengyue nodded affirmatively.

"I'm afraid the criminal has a deep love for you, Shidou-kun. Maybe he saw me and Shidou-kun together on the street and mistakenly thought we were on a date. Out of jealousy, he wanted to exclude me and drag you into the affair."

As Shidao listened to Mengyue's description and imagined the scene in his mind, his face suddenly turned pale.

"Is someone following us?"

"Yeah, I felt the gaze after I left the bookstore, and I thought it was an illusion at first." Meng Yue asked Shidao a little puzzled, "Do you know a woman who has a crush on you and is willing to drug you in order to win you over... Well, considering Shidao's boyish appearance, you should also think about the men a little bit."

What the hell do you want to express!

After hearing Meng Yue's next words, Shidao felt like a thousand alpaca horses were galloping through his heart.

"How could such a person..." Just as he was about to deny it, a figure appeared in Shidao's mind and the words that were about to come out of his mouth were choked.

"Really!" Seeing Shidao's expression, Meng Yue's mouth twitched slightly, "I really want to see what your beloved Amazon warrior looks like... But maybe I'll be able to see it soon."

"Eh?"

In response to Shidao's questioning expression, Meng Yue smiled smugly and said, "Just think about it, a boy and a girl carrying computer parts and anesthetics suddenly ran into an alley where few people passed by. What would the Amazon warrior think after seeing it?"

Before Shidao could figure out the deeper meaning of Meng Yue's words, he felt a huge force coming from beside him, pushing him to the ground.

"Shidou, are you okay?"

Sitting astride Shidou's waist, with shoulder-length white hair, a neat and tidy body like a doll - and a face that shows no emotion like a doll. It is the girl who Yumezuki just described as the Amazon warrior of his love - Tobiichi Origami.

Origami looked at Shidou calmly, scanning him from top to bottom like a scanner. After confirming his upper body, Origami turned around and untied Shidou's belt.

"Wait! Origami, what are you doing?"

"Check." Origami simply replied and moved on to Shidou's zipper.

“Stop it————————————————————————————————————————————————!!”

Shidou moaned like a woman being violated.

PS: Although Mengyue is actually eating a sundae instead of drinking a drink, it's a small detail that doesn't matter. The origami expression is really a distraction 233. Thanks to Tieshu Zhengzheng for his support. (Damn, why can't the picture be rotated?)

08 The (fake) results of dating

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"Hey, young man Shidou... can you tell me about your relationship with this Tobiichi Origami?"

Walking on the street, Mengyue looked at Shidou with a depressed face. At this time, Origami was holding Shidou's arm, keeping a distance of three meters between Shidou and Mengyue, and glared at Mengyue with hostility.

"This... is hard to explain."

Shidao helplessly revealed a trace of bitter smile on his face. At this time, Origami's chest was pressed against Shidao's arm. Although he tried to pull his arm out, Origami had already trapped Shidao's arm with great strength. Not only was he unable to break free like a branding iron, but the soft and warm touch kept stimulating Shidao's nerves, making him at a loss.

"Um... this is Tobiichi Origami, my classmate at school."

"We are lovers too!"

After adding a sentence after Shidou, Origami put her head close to Shidou's arm, showing an intimate look, and proudly showed off to Mengyue.

"Is that right?"

Meng Yue turned and looked at Shidao.

"Forehead……"

Shidou had an embarrassed look on his face. Because he had been training his ability to communicate with girls before, he once confessed to Origami at Kotori's request, but he totally didn't expect that she actually agreed.

Although she had tried some ways to resolve this misunderstanding, due to other reasons, Origami's favorability towards Shidou even exceeded the maximum.

Seeing Shidao's expression, Mengyue roughly guessed the relationship between the two.

"Oh, I see. My name is Liang Yi Meng Yue, please give me your guidance. Yuan Yi."

However, Origami seemed very unappreciative of Mengyue's self-introduction.

"stare--"

"Um, don't keep looking at me with such hostility."

Meng Yue felt a little unhappy because she was inexplicably treated with hostility by a beautiful girl.

"A pervert who wanted to attack Shidou!"