This is not the date I wanted.
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"ha--!?"
When Meng Yue heard Origami say this in a serious tone, she almost wanted to pick her ears to see if she had heard it wrongly.
"You took Shidou to a deserted alley, trying to trick him into drinking the beeping drug, and then took the opportunity to beep him again and again, right?"
"That's exactly what you wanted to do!"
God is my witness, Meng Yue dares to swear that this is the first time she has met someone who can confuse right and wrong so naturally. And he has done it to the point where he has no guilt at all.
"It's a matter of course for lovers."
"The word 'lover' isn't tolerant enough to forgive drugging and raping a boyfriend, right?"
To be honest, this is the first time Meng Yue has discovered that there really are beautiful girls in the world whose bodies are full of flaws that make people can't help but complain. It's not anime... Well, it's indeed the world of anime.
By the way, when Origami was about to pull down Shidao's zipper, Mengyue stopped her. It's not that she's jealous, but even if they're lovers, it's too arrogant to play with the human body in front of others. Humans are only as tolerant as if they didn't see kissing. This is why Origami is so repulsive to Mengyue.
"Why are you walking with Shidou?"
In response to Origami's somewhat cautious question, Shidao quickly explained before Mengyue answered: "Actually, Liangyi is a tourist who came to Tengu City for sightseeing. Since it was her first time here, I just took her on a tour. There's nothing special."
"I see..." Origami nodded after hearing what Shidou said, and said, "Since you say so, I will believe it."
Seeing that Origami accepted his words without hesitation, Shidou felt a little guilty.
"Really... is it finally explained clearly?" Meng Yue sighed and said, "What next? I've already been to the places I wanted to go. Shidao boy, do you have any recommendations?"
"Where do you want to go...if possible, can you go to the underground shopping mall? I want to buy some food to prepare dinner for my family."
Although it was important to capture the elves, Shidao couldn't leave Tohka and the others at home hungry. If he went to the mall, even though it was a little late, he could still buy fresh ingredients.
As for the money... he basically spent the money brought by Meng Yuehei along the way. Shidao said that he had already admitted it a long time ago and he could not escape being an accomplice, so it didn't matter if he spent a little more.
"Family?" Meng Yue whispered softly, and said with a smile on her face, "It doesn't matter. It's commendable that Shidou works hard for his family. And it's a rare occasion, so I also want to buy some ingredients to cook."
So far, Mengyue's ingredients are all wild animals caught in the deep mountains and forests. Although Mengyue can cook them into delicious dishes, it is also a good thing to try ordinary ingredients once in a while.
Shidao looked at Mengyue's bright smile, and for some reason, he felt a sense of sadness in his heart.
The girl's smile is like looking at a scenery she hasn't seen for a long time. Because of loss, there is nostalgia and longing.
So, Shidou said, "If you don't recommend it, why don't you come to our house for dinner?"
"Eh?!" Meng Yue screamed in disbelief, and said in a panic, "No need, it will cause trouble to your family!"
"No, most of the people who come to our house are diners. It's not a big deal."
Meng Yue was somewhat moved by Shidao's proposal. After hesitating for a moment, she nodded and said, "Then I'd better obey your command."
"I want to go too!" At this moment, Origami suddenly interrupted.
"Origami, you want one too?" Shidou was surprised by Origami's sudden action, and said a little at a loss.
"As a lover, it is my duty to greet Shidou's family."
Origami tightened her grip on Shidou's arm and said to him while looking at him seriously.
"...That's right."
Origami's reasons were very correct and sufficient, and it was really a scumbag's behavior to only invite a woman he had just met to his home and ignore his girlfriend. Shidao could only blame himself for not being able to explain clearly after confessing at the time, and he couldn't blame anyone else.
"Then Origami, come along too."
Shidou could only pray that Tohka would be able to listen to his explanation calmly after meeting Origami.
Seeing the embarrassment on Shidao's face, Mengyue smiled happily and trotted to the front of the two of them.
When Meng Yue passed by Shidao, Shidao heard a whisper: "Young man Shidao, doesn't Tobiichi seem to be infatuated with you? Wouldn't it be better if you just obeyed her?"
Shidou looked at Mengyue, who was in a good mood and running in front like a child, with a little surprise, and a bitter smile appeared on his face.
To be honest, if I hadn't inexplicably come into contact with the elves of this world, perhaps I would have continued to make the same mistake after Origami agreed to my confession.
But it's really impossible to just ignore someone who has a lonely expression.
However, Meng Yue seems to have thought that she should form a pair with Origami, which is not a good sign. You know, in the game, this means that the strategy line for the heroine has been broken.
It seems like Meng Yue's favorability has increased a lot. I'll discuss this with Kotori later.
At this time, Origami looked at Meng Yue's figure with great vigilance, and whispered in a low voice that Shidao couldn't hear: "Terrible enemy."
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"Oh - is this Shidou's home? It looks so ordinary!"
Looking at the ordinary two-story house in front of her, Meng Yue couldn't help but sigh.
"I'm really sorry!" Shidao complained, put down the heavy shopping bag in his hand on the ground, took out the key from his pocket, and opened the door.
"I am back."
As always, Shidou walked in and shouted into the room.
"Welcome back Shidou!" Then, Tohka's cheerful voice came from the top of the building.
Then the next moment, Shidao was stunned by the scene in front of him, and the ingredients in his hands fell to the ground mercilessly because of excessive shock.
Tohka walked down the stairs slowly, why not fast? The reason is that at this time, Tohka was only wearing a white kitchen apron, and there was no other covering. Her white skin and mature figure made Shidao feel like his nose was about to bleed.
The common ideal of all men - **apron!
"Shi-shi-shi-shi-shi-shi-shi-xiang? What are you wearing?!"
Shidou spoke in a panic. Tohka blushed and lowered her head. It seemed that this outfit also made her very shy.
"Because I heard that men like to dress like this."
"Well, in many ways, I can't deny it... But it's not okay. After all, wearing only an apron is not okay."
"Eh?" This time, Tohka tilted her head in confusion, turned around slowly and said, "I'm wearing clothes."
"Idiot! Don't turn around!" Shidou quickly covered his eyes, but he soon discovered that Tohka was wearing a purple bikini behind her back, but it couldn't be seen from the front.
What a close call, a safe zone... No way!!!!!!!!!!!! Shidao felt that his nose would bleed in the next moment.
"Shi, Shidao-san, welcome back."
"You're back, Shidou."
Then, Shidou felt like his eyeballs were about to burst out.
At this time, Yoshino was wearing a white sportswear with a note with her name on it, and her pants were only a pair of sports bloomers. With her small and cute figure and weak and blushing expression, it was easy to evoke a strange impulse.
My sister was wearing a fiery red cheongsam at this time. The white thighs exposed under the skirt looked unusually slender and sexy, and her originally slender curves were outlined. The ponytail tied with a black hairband was flying in the air. After looking at Shidao with her round eyes, she lowered her head with a red face.
"What are you doing?!"
In response to Shidou's almost confused question, the two looked at each other and spoke hesitantly.
"Don't ask embarrassing questions like that."
"Because... Mr. Shidou looked... rather listless this morning... so I thought I'd cheer you up a little."
After hearing what the two said, Shidou immediately understood that they wanted to cheer him up because of his frustration at noon.
But don’t they know how impactful their outfits are in the eyes of men?
Feeling that his eyes were completely where to put them, Shidou felt the urge of his nose becoming more and more obvious, and quickly turned his head.
But in front of him was Origami Tobiichi, who had already changed into Dead Reservoir with dog ears and a tail.
“When did you change into this outfit??!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Origami did not respond to Shidou's answer, but just lay on the ground silently, shaking her dog ears and tail, and shouted to Shidou:
"Wang Wang~"
Feeling some liquid flowing out of his nose, Shidou touched it with his hand... well, it was red as expected.
"Hey~ What an interesting family~"
At this moment, a cold voice as if coming from the abyss of the underworld came from the door. Shidao looked closely and saw that Meng Yue's face was now obscured by the shadow of her bangs, and her long hair behind her was dancing slightly, giving people an unimaginable oppressive force.
How could I have forgotten that the world I'm in now is the world of a harem anime... But I was also partly deceived by Shidou's virgin smell.
Although she had no impression of the anime, Mengyue was sure that Shido Gokawa was the protagonist of "Date A Live".
"Well, so terrible!"
"Who are you? An enemy?"
"Hacker! Why are you here?" After recognizing the other party's identity, Kotori hurriedly ran behind Shidou and asked.
"It's hard to explain. Compared to this, the situation is a little worse..."
Shidao looked at Mengyue who seemed to be possessed by a Rakshasa. His excitement had completely cooled down and was replaced by a cold sweat.
"Hey - Shidou-kun~"
For some reason, Mengyue's voice when addressing Shidao sounded strangely gentle.
"W-what?"
"It's because I'm taking you on a tour. I really don't want you to get disfigured here, so please grit your teeth, okay?"
"Eh?"
Before Shidao could react, Mengyue instantly appeared in front of Shidao and gave him a fierce uppercut on the chin.
Shidao then turned into a rocket rising into the sky, half of his body stuck in the ceiling while spinning at high speed. After twitching slightly, he became motionless.
09 Next is Yamai’s turn
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"Guan Meng, remember."
--who is it?
In the blurred consciousness, the voice of a man who sounded very nostalgic rang out.
"Women in real life are plain but strong. They are not like the women in cartoons, who are pure, beautiful and fragile. They are like fragile glass crafts. If they are not saved by the male protagonist, they will end up in destruction. Women, even if they are abandoned or not chosen, will at most be depressed for a while, and then they can raise their heads and face a new life."
The picture in my memory gradually emerged from the bottom of the water. A mature-looking man was holding a five-year-old child.
——Dad?
Maybe the five-year-old child didn't understand what his father meant at all, but the man still spoke to his son seriously.
"So when you grow up, if multiple women like you, don't hold on to the idea that you don't want to give up on all of them. A woman's world is not so small that she can't live without you. Guys who say 'I want everyone to be happy' are undoubtedly scumbags who only make women cry."
...Dad, you think too highly of me. I will spend my whole life as a single man, and the thing down there got thrown away before I even had any use for it.
If Guan Meng's father really was still alive, he would have been so embarrassed by his son's words that he would have been speechless.
However, the father in the memory still maintained a serious expression, and spoke to Guan Meng who was unaware of the situation as if he was talking to himself, "Guan Meng, don't expect a harem, unless..."
Sorry, Dad, I was a virgin until I died, and you worried for nothing!
The sad feeling that made it impossible to face life emerged in Mengyue's heart, bringing her consciousness back to reality. She slowly opened her eyes and glanced around calmly.
At this time, he was sleeping on the trunk of a big tree. Since the silence phenomenon was still continuing, after leaving Shidao's house, Mengyue went directly to the outskirts of Tiangong City and found a place to sleep.
As the words came to her mind, Meng Yue covered her face with her hands in sorrow:
"Dad, please don't say such weird things to such a young child... Damn it, I want to cry..."
Although her memory of her parents has long been very faint, Meng Yue knows that her personality is largely influenced by her deceased parents.
"Itsuka Shido."
Meng Yue pronounced the name with great disgust.
I originally thought he was someone worth making friends with, but I didn't expect that under that herbivorous virgin appearance, he was actually a perverted harem scumbag who liked to have costume parties with women at home.
For Meng Yue, who hates harem anime, Gokawa Shido has become the person she hates the most.
"Next time we meet, it won't be that easy!"
————————————————————————————————————--I am the dividing line that diverts attention——————————————————————————————
"Haqiu!"
"What's wrong, Shidou? Is there any pain somewhere else? Do you want me to massage you? Wipe off the sweat? Would it be better to peel an apple?"
Tohka sat beside Shidou's bed, completely losing her composure due to worry.
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