You don't even want to act anymore, right? Lina's forehead vein twitched.

"Oh, it's okay. Dagu is just an idiot. It's better for me to do it. I've been helping Dagu wipe his face in the mornings these past few days. Don't look at me like this. I'm really good at taking care of people."

Dagu remained silent and dared not say a word.

Is there anyone, please help me!!!

Dagu looked out of the window and saw three people watching intently in the building opposite, so he fell into deep thought.

These three people look familiar...

You guys...

“……”Da Gu continued to remain silent and trembled.

"Eh? Really? Then let Miss Lina do it." Camilla said with a smile, "Speaking of wiping your face, it reminds me of the time when Tiga and I took a bath together 30 million years ago."

On another bed, Daram and Hitla looked at each other.

This…

"Eh? Taking a bath? That's great! Miss Camilla, do you want to come with me after you recover from your injury?"

"Hmm?? Of course it's no problem. The last time I was with someone was with Tiga."

"The last time... was 30 million years ago? That was a long time." Lina looked at her with pity.

"Yes... yes, thirty million years ago!" Camilla gritted her teeth and repeated.

Da Gu: I really want to run away. Although I don’t understand what they are saying, it feels so dangerous.

"Take a bath, take a bath... um..." Lina turned her head to look at Dagu, "Dagu Dagu, can we get a super big bathtub at home in the future?"

"Ah? No problem, as long as you like it, Lina."

Camilla suddenly wilted. Damn it, she lost again this time.

"Great! Great!!"

"I love watching Shura Field!" Yao Ling exclaimed, "As long as I'm not the protagonist, there's no problem at all."

"But in this case, the situation here is temporarily resolved, right? Then we should go back."

Edogawa Conan: Help, something's wrong!!!

Yao Ling: ???

Conan Edogawa: So there really is something wrong with my time?! Damn it, why didn't I realize it before!!!

Yao Ling: The time there is outrageous.

Yao Ling: It gives people a messy feeling.

Volume 172: Cream Puffs

Today is Monday, so tomorrow is Friday. Today is Friday, so tomorrow is Wednesday. Today is the weekend, tomorrow is the weekend, the day after tomorrow is the weekend, the day after tomorrow is the weekend, and the day after tomorrow is also a weekend. There are three months of weekends. Isn’t that normal?

Well, our Detective Conan is like this, time is full of randomness and surprises, it's all about doing whatever you want and being outrageous.

Do you understand the value of being able to work for three consecutive months? ! !

Although judging by the circumstances in which the murder occurred, most of the time they were on paid leave.

If you think about it this way, it's actually quite good, but it's a very high risk in this world, and it will threaten your life to a considerable extent.

After all, that is the world of Conan, where murder is as common as eating and drinking, and the motives for murder are more outrageous than each other. For example, the old neighbor often destroys the vegetables he grows, so he is killed in an outrageous way, although the gauze and immoral old man feels a bit good.

There are also people who kill because of a hairstyle, and there are people who kill because the noodles in the neighboring shop are too delicious. Of course, it is not out of jealousy, but because they think it is a pity that the food is so delicious but they cannot make money, so they want to kill someone and make him move away.

Also, because of insulting idols, because of being obsessed with reading novels, and because…

Never mind, that's too much...

The main theme is a belief of a certain big X king, which says that God created all things to nourish man, but man has nothing to repay God, so I'm just going to kill kill kill kill kill kill kill!!!

Well, actually there was another one. There was a stupid novelist whose family asked him to inherit the family property but he refused and insisted on writing books. He spent the whole day typing away. His father, who was a wealthy man, told him but he still didn't listen, so I showed my filial piety to his father by killing him on the spot.

It's outrageous. It's fucking outrageous.

If there were so many assets to inherit, who would write this crappy novel? !

Damn it, this kind of person has to accept a few beatings.

Let’s get back to the topic of time. The question is, with time being so messed up, how can this society function?

Continuous rainy days after months of vacation? The weather is unpredictable and society cannot stabilize production resources...

It's better to say that the world has a lot of problems, and it can't be because of Conan, right? Then Genta's desire to kill Conan in the fan comics to save the world and time is also correct.

Yao Ling: Conan, you are so sinful.

Edogawa Conan: What?!

Edogawa Conan: Could it be that... it's really because of me?! Is it because of my existence... that chaos and evil are caused?!

Edogawa Conan: Why...

Edogawa Conan: This kind of thing... is all because of me???

Yao Ling: What kind of imaginary monster are you? Are you Demiurge in the skin of a grade school student of the god of death? Although it is not appropriate to describe it as Demiurge, he is the most imaginative monster I know.

Nayako: Oh, he's really a small-time Death God elementary school student. He's just a little brat. Well, but precisely because he's a little brat, he adds a second-year and boring setting to himself to satisfy his own fantasy, which is also very normal.

Edogawa Conan: ?????

Nayako: Are you anxious because I said it right? Are you just asking questions?

Nayako: I’m so happy. What a useless little brat.

Nayako: Small fish, small fish~

Edogawa Conan: ?????

Yao Ling: ?????

Yao Ling: A female ghost, right?

Yao Ling: I suggest asking Yasaka Mahiro to turn you into a cream puff.

Lani: Cream puffs... (blushing slightly)

Lani: My king...

Yao Ling: Ahem.

Nayako: If it were Shinichi, I could only turn into a Want Want Snow Cake, which is still too difficult for Shinichi.

Gudako: You're really asking for trouble, huh?

Yao Ling: It’s okay if you really want to do it.

Illya: As expected of Nyarra, she’s so strong.

Kuroki Tomoko: ????

Tomoko Kuroki: There are so many children in the group.

Emiya Kiritsugu: ?????!

Emiya Kiritsugu: Why did Illya understand something that I didn't understand?!

Emiya Kiritsugu: My Illya is no longer pure, what kind of group are you guys in? This group of you guys is really causing a lot of harm!!!

Illya: Kiritsugu, I didn't understand a word you said. I just saw that last night Nyako-sama uploaded a video of herself playing games. I just saw it and thought her skills were amazing, so I couldn't help but praise her. That's really all I have.

Illya lied without changing her expression or heartbeat.

Until Gogen Ruri mentioned it casually in the group.

Gogen Ruri: But last night, Nayako was playing an 18+ porn game?

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Emiya Kiritsugu: @Illya

Emiya Kiritsugu: Illya, you... (long silence)

Illya: Oh, this...

Illya: Very good, Kiritsugu, I have to log off for a while because my brother went to the bathroom without any toilet paper and needs my help.

Emiya Kiritsugu: ?????

Edogawa Conan: Ah this...

Edogawa Conan: So you're not talking about my world... (Shocked)

Although he already knew a lot about this group, when facing these weirdos who could go off-topic in the chat, Edogawa Conan still felt very tired and could only say a few words of sin in his heart.

Yao Ling: Hate you, you are so annoying. I lost the game, it’s all your fault~

Edogawa Conan: ?????

Yao Ling: Okay, okay, I'll go over and check out the situation in the next few days, and by the way, I'll transform you and Haibara Ai back to normal, and then destroy the winery to help you end the story early.

Conan Edogawa: Really?! Thank you very much.

Himura Kenshin: Hmm? (… frowns)

Yao Ling: What's wrong, Kenshin?

Himura Kenshin: Maybe I am a little behind the times, I really can't understand what you mean, that cream puff... what is it? From the name, it seems to be food?

Wolf: Cream is food, and puffs are special creatures that love to eat cream.

What's wrong with you, Wolf? Where did you go to see these weird things again?! You have to be so outrageous.

Yao Ling: But we can put Conan’s matter aside for now.

Yao Ling: @Little Evil God@Gudako@Nyako@Homura Akemi@Emiya Kiritsugu@Wolf@Corvo

Yao Ling: I have something to trouble you later. If possible, please come to my world later.

Sawamura Eriri: Hey, hey, hey? Are there any new activities in the group?

Yukinoshita Yukino: Don’t ask. I just don’t know.

Yukinoshita Yukino was stunned for a moment and simply ignored these people. From the little evil god to Corvo, regardless of whether they were good people or not, each of them was someone in the group who could take action without hesitation.

"..."

This lineup couldn't be going to destroy the world or something like that, thought Yukinoshita Yukino.

Volume 173: Black Bullet

Ah, Golzan is playing with Blackjeong and Guirael.

Yao Ling was lying by the window. Outside were still Heizhen and Guileer. However, there was now another Golzaan, who became Guileer's... um... uh...

Horseman???

"Um..." Yao Ling hesitated for a moment, looked at the blue-skinned beauty beside him, and opened his mouth, "Lani?"

"Do you think you can make something like cream puffs?" Lani was driving. She must have had nothing to do, so she watched a lot of anime in the chat group, and mixed in with the special artwork uploaded by Eriri Sawamura.

Yao Ling was so scared that he activated the age limit on the spot, but fortunately, the children were very well-behaved and sensible and would not come to see such strange things. The only record of being intercepted was a white hair.

Yes, I'm talking about you, Illya. You tried fifty-seven times in one night just to watch Shirou Emiya's female depravity book. Don't be too outrageous! !

The corners of Yao Ling's mouth twitched slightly, "Let's talk about it when I come back."

Lani looked disappointed. "All right, my king."

"Hmm...Have you found a way to go to the parallel world?"

"Yes, today I'm going to teach those idiots a lesson."

"Master!" Atalanta climbed in through the window. "Can we go now?!"

"Okay, but Atalanta, I hope you try not to kill anyone, unless they are the kind of scum who have already harmed the lives of children, otherwise just beat them up." Yao Ling said.

Atalanta nodded. In her opinion, without the children, the bad people in that world would just have to wait for death. After all, they were just a bunch of trash.

Even a heroic spirit like Atalanta felt that these humans did not need to be saved.

No, these guys may not even deserve to be called human beings.

Black Bullet

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