No no no! ! !
There must be something wrong! How could this muscular boy be Shinji Ikari? And why are there so many scars on his body? If I am not mistaken, they are all traces of battle, right?
Isn't this too outrageous?!
Yao Ling: I feel a bit of a headache, and a black feeling in front of my eyes.
Yao Ling: It was a little shocking.
Goto Ichiri: ?????
Nayako: ?????
Yukinoshita Yukino:? ? ? ? ?
In gloomy weather, there will always be a belated rainstorm. The rain is pouring down. Shinji Ikari closes his eyes and lets the rain hit his body.
"No..." Yao Ling was dumbfounded and found it more and more outrageous. Did this kid just come back from Baki or All Ashura?
Otherwise it's Fist of the North Star, damn, such a manly body, is it really Shinji Ikari???
Shinji Ikari is a big man? His shoulders are like a refrigerator???
Of course, it's not that outrageous. After all, although the current Ikari Shinji can be considered strong and sturdy, he is still far behind the Fist of the North Star.
So...even this is not right.
Yao Ling: You may not believe it, but Little Lonely Friend is quite important.
Nayako: Could it be?!
Nayako: Is it Chen-san? !
Yao Ling: I am still Sun Sang!
Nayako: What the hell?! It’s actually Sun-san?!
Yao Ling: Not a dead person! Alive! Do you know what alive means?! Don’t make it so unlucky!!!
Yukinoshita Yukino: What is that?
Yao Ling: It’s Shinji Ikari…
Nayako: Huh? (Stupefied)
Nayako: Who???
Yao Ling: It's Shinji Ikari (reread without emotion)
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Nayako: What the hell?! An autistic boy? ? ? ? ?
Nayako: No, what if it's Shinji Ikari?! (Excited)
Nayako: If I help him beat up his dad, will he let me have sex with his mom?! (Getting even more excited)
Ringo: ???
This statement shocked Apple for the whole year.
Goto Ichiri: That...
Goto Ichiri: Excuse me... Is Shinji Ikari his real name...?
Goto Ichiri: Is my friend very famous?
Yao Ling: Very famous, a heavyweight among heavyweights.
Yao Ling: Can I ask what he calls himself?
Goto Ichiri: He said he was a deserter and usually asked me to call him that.
Yao Ling: Wouldn’t it be a bit impolite if I really called him that?
Goto Ichiri: Yes, I thought so too, so I thought, since my name is Xiao Gu Du and this person seems to be of the same kind, then I will call him Xiao Autism.
Goto Ichiri: How is it?! Is this name cute? ? ?
Yao Ling: Ah, this...
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Yao Ling: It’s pretty good and fits the character perfectly.
"..." Ikari Shinji sighed, rubbed his hair casually, went back into the house, then turned on his mobile phone and looked at the message sent by a girl a few minutes ago, feeling a slight headache.
Although I am a little autistic (“somewhat” autistic), I wouldn’t be called that.
Little Autistic: I tried it for a while, but it didn’t work. I seemed to have forgotten how to play the cello, and the music I played was terrible.
Little Lonely: Um, Little Autistic, are you Ikari Shinji?
Little autism:?
Little Autism: Do we know each other in real life?
Little Lonely: No…I don’t know him.
Shinji Ikari narrowed his eyes. He doesn’t know me, but he knows my real name?
Xiao Gu Du: Well...how should I put it...it’s a little complicated. Actually, I’m also catching up on the anime?
Shinji Ikari: Catch up on the anime?
What does "补番" mean? I don't understand...
[Your friend Goto Ichiri has sent you a gift]
Gift?
Then Shinji Ikari was frightened by the CD that suddenly appeared in front of him and took several steps back, and at the same time he instantly pulled out a fruit knife from the table.
This is…
Appeared suddenly?
"Neon Genesis Evangelion"???
What is this? The cover looks familiar...it seems to be me.
Shinji Ikari was stunned. No, this is me, right? ? ?
With trembling hands, Shinji Ikari picked up the CD and held the future. After a moment of silence, he walked to the TV.
He chose to play, and a black-haired boy appeared in front of him.
Goto Ichiri: I shared it with him.
Nayako: Little Lonely! Please help me ask! How can I get him to lend me his mother to drive around! I will be very grateful to him!!!
Yao Ling: Although it sounds a bit strange, I also want to be open-minded.
Naako: Come to think of it, Shinji seems to have a weird personality. Wouldn’t he mutate faster than the average person after coming into contact with us?
Yao Ling: What you said makes a lot of sense.
Yukinoshita Yukino: ???
So you guys are really self-aware?!
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"Angel, Unit-01, Father, Asuka, Rei..."
"And... what about Kaworu Nagisa?" Ikari Shinji sat cross-legged on the ground, expressionless, except for a slight emotional fluctuation when he mentioned Kaworu Nagisa at the end.
Wait, is there something wrong???
Never mind, probably not.
(Homura Akemi: You are indeed a pair of men who can be compared with Madoka and I)
Volume 191: Lao Deng, come down and ask me something
"The Third New Tokyo City..." Shinji Ikari came here with a suitcase and looked around with an expressionless face.
As expected, there was no one there, and the sound of evacuation notices was still echoing in the empty city.
It's unreliable, it's really unreliable, Miss Misato, Ikari Shinji found a place, put down the suitcase and sat down.
After subconsciously posing his classic autistic posture, he quickly raised his head after realizing it and couldn't help but smile bitterly.
It's true, I can't change it after so long.
Shinji Ikari frowned as he watched the huge monster approaching from a distance.
"Here it comes, Water Angel." Ikari Shinji muttered to himself, and after a moment he smiled and shook his head, "It doesn't feel that strong."
"Sorry!" Katsuragi Misato drove over and opened the car door, "Sorry to have kept you waiting!"
Shinji Ikari nodded, put the suitcase in the trunk slowly, and got into the car leisurely under the anxious gaze of Misato Katsuragi.
I have faced off against guys like Water Angel many times.
Although he basically just slacked off every time, Shinji Ikari felt helpless when he thought of this.
After driving for a long time, Misato Katsuragi finally spoke.
"Um, you are Ikari Shinji, right?"
"It's me." Ikari Shinji nodded and reminded the other party, "By the way, why don't you look out the window?"
"?" Misato Katsuragi took a look and was stunned. She stopped the car and took out a telescope to observe.
"Are they going to use N2 bombs?!"
Before she could finish her words, Katsuragi Misato was pulled by Ikari Shinji, "Get down!"
Then, just like in the plot, there was a huge explosion, and the shock wave directly blew the car over, turning it into a rollover scene.
A moment later, two heads popped out of the car window.
"Ms. Katsuragi."
"what?"
"What is N2?" He had read the plot and roughly understood that it was something that caused the explosion, but he was still curious about what it was specifically.
"It's the abbreviation for nuclear-free." Misato Katsuragi's eyes twitched slightly, "Can you help me push the cart?"
"No need." Ikari Shinji walked over and kicked the car back to its original state.
? ? ? ? ?
What just happened? Ikari Shinji, this ordinary boy who looks a bit skinny, actually kicked the car back to its original state from flipping over? !
Could it be that as the Commander's child, he is actually a cyborg? !
"Let's go." said Shinji Ikari.
"Go see my father." When she said this, Misato Katsuragi seemed to see the expression of this boy, who always had a calm face, twisted.
?
Damn it? !
Just as they appeared, Yao Ling and his companions were face to face with an explosion. After the time stopped, they sent back a few people who could not withstand the explosion for the time being, and then they were hit head-on by the huge explosion.
"Fuck, A Shui!" Yao Ling exclaimed.
"What the hell, water angel?!"
"Is this the law of smoke but no harm?" Several people exclaimed.
"But looking at it this way! We're about to see a good show!!" Nayako was a little excited, "A live version of Unit-01 fighting Water Angel! Heaven! I'm in heaven!!"
"Ohhhhh!!!!" Several people started cheering.
"Then wait until Shinji has defeated the Water Angel and then go find him. Let Little Lonely talk to him then. When we are done with things here, we will add him to the group." Yao Ling clapped his hands with a funny expression, "I have a lot of ideas in my mind right now!"
“Hehehe!!!” Nayako laughed evilly. “Who are we going to persecute then? It won’t be the commander, right? To be honest, I can’t accept it if I don’t give the commander some fun.”
"Too small!" Yao Ling shook his head, feeling distressed. "Too small! Too tiny!"
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