Is the group owner, will shake people

How could he have such a wicked son? !

Ikari Gendō just felt numb and had no idea that even more numbness was yet to come.

Volume 198: Tea Shinji

Have you heard of Mochizuki? He is a great poet in Academy City, a rare talent in a thousand years, a 15-year-old white-haired old man, a member of the Gaga Group of the Crazy Laughing Characters, the head of the Academy City branch of the Asian Lolita Association, and the toughest and most ruthless person in history! He actually fought Touma three times without dying?! This is really amazing! So, let's enjoy his masterpiece next!

"full moon"

————Accelerator

moon???

Why do I see the moon?

Because I was lying on my back?

Then why am I lying on the ground?

Huh? That guy...

You were clearly in front of me just now, when did you...

No, you should ask him why he is standing there with all four limbs intact?

What's going on? It hurts...

I actually felt pain???

Ugh, what happened!!!

Oh Moshi Roy! Oh Moshi Roy!!!

What a great poem! As expected of Academy City's greatest talent, Accelerator! It's so powerful!!!

Good!!! (Very loud applause)

A masterpiece is a masterpiece, and it will be passed down forever. Even though it seems to be related to a certain Academy City in another world, who is shouting on the stage, "The vector of your love is mine!", it has nothing to do with the white-haired No. 1 who is working hard on his idol path.

But if there is an opportunity to persecute, I will definitely persecute more people. So, then again, love is not a vector, right? ??? ???

Ahem, I'm off topic. Anyway, although it has nothing to do with Accelerator, it's not late at night yet. By the way, it will be cloudy tonight, so there will be no moon.

But there are clouds in the sky, and when you lie on the ground, all you can see are clouds and blue sky.

Ikari Gendo looked at the pure sky with numb eyes and expressionless face. What a nice day.

How could this happen? Why am I lying on the ground? What did that rebellious son want to do? It hurts? Why do I feel pain? Oh, it turns out that I was beaten by my own rebellious son.

who am I?

Where did it come from?

Where are you going?

What is the end of the universe?

What is the meaning of life?

The gossip revealed by Brother Kun is probably fake, right?

Brother Kun is so nice, he even adds chicken essence to the fried noodles.

Is there anything worse than giving positive reviews to Three Kingdoms Kill?

Master, your beard is really white... (admiration)

So... you also play the original...

Ikari Gendo felt his brain was dizzy, probably because he was beaten up, and countless strange things popped up in his mind. He closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he saw a familiar figure.

Someone he had not seen for more than ten years and whom he missed day and night.

"Am I dead?" Ikari Gendo couldn't help but think so.

But he was still breathing, his heart was still beating, and he was definitely alive.

What's more, the three unknown beasts who carried away Unit-01, and the rebellious son who had just used the beast as a sword to beat him were all there.

In other words, I am still alive and have not been beaten to death...

Yui Ikari…

For a moment, Ikari Gendo didn't know what to say. He just stared blankly at his deceased wife. He slowly sat up with a complicated look in his eyes, thinking of the words that the rebellious son had shouted before...

"Resurrection! My dear mother!!"

……

Ikari Gendo opened his mouth, feeling a little at a loss. He had not expected to see his lover again today, in this place.

For a moment, Ikari Gendō felt as if his whole body had broken down. He didn't know what to say or how to move.

Finally, he looked at the woman with a gentle smile and said softly.

"Ikari Yui, I missed you."

The woman who was touching her son's head with eyes full of heartache turned around silently.

"I heard that you cheated on me?" Ikari Yui looked at him expressionlessly.

“……”So at that moment, Gendo Ikari froze.

? ? ? ? ?

He suddenly remembered the repeated hints from his rebellious son before he was beaten, and now he understood.

The subconscious of those words...

Translated, the conclusion is...

"Lao Deng, wait for me and I'll tell my mom about this. You're done!"

Riding on a horse…

Treason! ! !

Evil beast!!!

The rebellious son shrank his head timidly and hid behind Ikari Yui, "Mom, Dad is glaring at me. He is so fierce, wuwuwu."

"Wow, mom, I'm telling you, dad doesn't want me anymore." Ikari Shinji started crying on the spot, "He threw me at grandma's house since I was a child and never cared about me. The last time we met was three years ago when I came here to sweep your grave."

Ikari Gendo suddenly panicked. Damn this kid...

Only! Only! Let me explain!!!

"Later I found out that my father had a lover and didn't care about me anymore."

"Woooooooo..."

There is nothing wrong with what he said, but it should be considered separately. Having a lover and ignoring him are two different things, but they are both true stories. Although putting them together may cause some misunderstandings, it doesn't matter, because they are both true stories.

"Mom, and more, as soon as I got here, Dad forced me to fight the scary apostles. The apostles are so scary, wuwuwu..."

? ? ? ? ?

Bullshit! The water angel is crying!!! The water angel that was killed by you in a second is about to burst into tears!!!

Ikari Gendo's expression was about to burst. Damn, this rebellious son!

"Wei! Listen to my explanation!"

"Shut up." Ikari glanced at him, "Shinji, keep talking."

"I was very lonely when I was a child. They forced me to learn the cello. I had nothing else to do, so I just kept practicing the cello. I didn't really like practicing the cello, and they didn't care about it later."

Yao Ling and the others were stunned for a moment, and then suddenly thought of a certain existence.

That white cute bad beast, yes, that’s it!

—————————Kewbi

Damn...

This…

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF…

Several people were shocked. This Ikari Shinji had really become too outrageous. He even used advanced lying techniques such as using the truth to tell lies.

You can't say he's lying because he's telling the truth.

And the technique that Shinji Ikari is using now is this: he takes two related but unrelated truths and puts them together to form a lie.

Shinji Ikari, who should have had a lonely childhood, was asked to learn the cello, but it was not Ikari Gendō's request, so Shinji Ikari told them off, and later no one cared, so he had nothing to do and practiced on his own.

And after a slight modification, it becomes...

hiss……

Outrageous! Outrageous!!!

Ikari Gendo also understood and was shocked for a moment, you rebellious son!!!

"Wuwuwu..." Ikari Shinji hugged his mother's arm, "Mom, does that mean Dad doesn't want us anymore?"

? ? ? ? ?

Damn it! ! !

Volume 199: Blackness before my eyes

"Wuwuwu..." Ikari Shinji hugged his mother's arm, "Mom, does that mean Dad doesn't want us anymore?"

? ? ? ? ?

Damn it! ! !

Damn it? ! ! !

Absolutely!!!

Damn, it’s so cool!

Yao Ling and the other two were dumbfounded. They actually replaced me with us and pulled Ikari Yui into their team...

Ikari Gendo: MMP

I MMP, did you hear me? You rebellious son!!!

Damn it, stop it!

My wife is looking at me with murderous eyes now! Stop it!

Please, stop talking! Stop talking!

If you keep talking, your old father will really die!!!

Ikari Gendo felt completely numb, and thought it would be great if this unfilial son could really use some strength to send his biological father to heaven!

It's such a sin...

"Is that so?" Ikari Yui nodded, indicating that she understood. Then she looked at her husband expressionlessly, "Gendou?"

"..." Ikari Gendo lay back trembling, closed his eyes, with a peaceful look on his face, "Haha, if nothing else, I'll die first."

What the hell?! Commander! Commander, what’s wrong with you!!!

Commander! Don't give up!!!

You can do it! Just keep going!!!

Ikari Yui sighed. As gentle as she was, it was hard for her to blame or scold this man, so...

"Ikari Shinji!!! Move out!!!"

?

Rebellious son! What are you going to do? !

What the hell?! Dual swords?!

This time, Shinji Ikari no longer uses the Gudako sword with both hands, but chooses to use one in each hand.

On the left hand is the evil human Gudako, and on the right hand is the cosmic evil god Nyako.

What? How did Nayako agree to this?