Is the group owner, will shake people

It's very simple.

Yao Ling was preparing for treatment on the side and glanced at Unit-01 not far away. He took out the soul of Shinji Ikari's mother, Yui Ikari, and resurrected her with a new body. Then he used magic to keep the authority to drive Unit-01 in Shinji Ikari, and he could even do it more easily than before. However, in this way, he could no longer use his mother's power to go berserk.

Thinking about it this way, it’s a bit of a pity. How cool would it be to go crazy?

But now that his mother has come out, Shinji Ikari's attitude towards Unit-01 has changed a bit. At least he won't take it as seriously as he did when he first found out.

So he agreed to Nyako's request and lent her the authority to let her play with Unit-01.

This cosmic evil god was so excited that he pulled up the tombstone next door...

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Nayako looked embarrassed and put the tombstone in her hand back, then took all the offerings from the nearby tombstones and placed them in front of the other party.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!" The evil god was quite embarrassed and felt like he wanted to scratch something with his toes.

So Nayako turned around pretending nothing had happened, and saw Yao Ling with a mocking look on his face.

"Hey, I'm cleaning for someone else."

"Ahem..." Nayako's face turned slightly red, and she felt like killing someone to silence them.

But this also shows how excited Nyako is. Who wouldn't be excited? That's Unit-01!!!

Except for those bad guys who call Unit-01 purple mantis and stick insect, who can refuse to drive Unit-01?

Because he is so handsome! You know what I mean?! This is so handsome!!! This is so cool!!! This is the ultimate romance. Apart from turning into Ultraman and becoming Kamen Rider, it is hard for me to imagine anything else that can compare to him.

"Well, Shinji, can you lend me Unit-01? I can provide the electricity myself."

"That's totally fine! But aren't you going to make your own EVA? Why are you still driving Unit-01?"

"Haven't you read the plot? Because it's cool! EVAs can be mass-produced, and there can be many of them, but there is only one Unit-01."

"Okay... Then it'll be your turn after Nayako finishes."

Yao Ling began to treat Ikari Gendō, while Ikari Shinji swung two greatswords. The Evil God Greatsword and the Human Evil Greatsword smashed on Ikari Gendō like beating a drum and like a heavy rain.

Filial piety! It is really the most filial piety.

In short, it is outrageous, not just a little outrageous, it makes people feel dizzy.

After all, not only Gudako has her own sound effects, but Nyako also has strange sound effects.

When you use Gudako to hit someone, there will be a "hehehehehehe..." sound effect. However, the sound is different when Nyaru's evil sword hits someone.

She can make two sounds at the same time...

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"Fuck, that's ventriloquism???" Yao Ling was stunned for a moment, "You can do this???"

"Hehe." Nayako paused and began to answer him, "Private Nayako is a super universe soldier, an omnipotent existence!!!"

"Outrageous..."

"Wu————————"

"ah----------"

One voice is a man screaming, as if he is about to take your mother away, and the other voice is a woman singing. There is no doubt that she is the mother who is going to be taken away.

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Women singing, men screaming, what is FGO Wuwu team???

Tiamat and the Smoking Mirror, right?

Outrageous, really too outrageous, right?

Yao Ling found it hard to look at it, he just recorded the video silently, but did not send it directly to the group. After all, this thing makes people's eyes go dark, and there are good kids like Harley and Gang Ringo in the group. So for the mental health of the children, it is better not to send out the enhanced version of Shinji Ikari's "Sword Dance", Shinji Ikari's "Double Swords Dance".

But it is still okay to record it and send it privately to the person who can accept it. Yao Ling zoomed out the camera and started filming.

"Wu————————"

"ah----------"

“Hehehehehehehe…”

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What the hell is going on?

Including the incident at NERV's headquarters, this was the third time that Gendo Ikari felt a beating from his filial son.

What the hell...

If your father is unfilial, he will wield two swords, right?

Ikari Gendo's eyes were filled with despair. He looked at Ikari Yui, hoping that his wife could stop her, but he saw that his wife was too sad and he couldn't bear to watch, so he turned away.

Ikari Yui!

wife!

Ahhh! ! !

Wife!!!

Look at me!

Me! Your husband!

You can't just ignore me!!! Pull this rebellious son aside!

I was wrong! I was so wrong!!!

"Wu————————"

"ah----------"

“Hehehehehehehe…”

The b movement was getting louder and louder, Yao Ling's eyes twitched slightly, and at the same time, he released a modified version of starlight. In an instant, the two humanoid "big swords" with b movement and sound effects began to glow, and they were colorful color-changing atmosphere lights, as if they were taken out from a concert or a dance hall.

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Volume 200: Gudako's Materials

I want to die. I really want to die...

Ikari Gendo only felt that the present, the future, life, and the world were all dark and gray. It would not be right to say that they were gray, after all, it was a feeling from the spiritual level. If we really want to say what we see with our eyes, it is probably...

It was as if flowers were blooming in front of my eyes, and I saw many stars twinkling in front of my eyes. I guess it was because of the beating?

Is that what is called seeing stars?

"Let me be honest..." Yao Ling said with a complicated expression, "After what you said, I am more interested in this than in Unit-01."

Shinji Ikari, who was taking a rest, was stunned and didn't react for a moment until he realized that Yao Ling's eyes were only on Nyako and Gudako.

"?????"

"Indeed, it's pretty raw." Nayako nodded in approval, "I want to try being a weapon myself."

"After thinking about it, I've made up my mind." Yao Ling's expression was funny. "I'm going to the border to get Marennia and the Ratan Greatsword."

"Fuck, you're so weird!" Nyako and Gudako were stunned and couldn't help but complain.

At this moment, Ikari Yui also turned around and helped her husband up as if nothing had happened.

Fuck, ma’am…

So you are also a black-bellied person?!

The three people present were complaining, and Shinji Ikari suddenly understood why he, an autistic boy, had the talent for being weird and funny. It was outrageous, it turned out that it was inherited from his mother's genes.

Then the three of them came to Unit-01 and fell into deep thought.

"Yao Ling, it seems like there's no electricity?"

"Watch me!" Yao Ling used magic to charge Unit-01 on the spot.

Then the three of them rushed forward, drilled into the plug, and adjusted it with gravity magic.

The family of three who had just reunited saw Unit-01 stand up, turn around and run away.

"Where are they going?" Ikari Gendo turned his head and looked at Ikari Shinji.

"I don't know." Ikari Shinji thought for a moment, "Maybe he went to catch the apostles."

"Apostle..." Ikari Gendo rubbed his head, "No, Unit-01 is too dangerous! We can't let outsiders use it casually!"

Danger…

Shinji Ikari didn't know what to say, but his mouth twitched slightly. He thought to himself that these three things were the biggest danger. Instead of worrying about Unit-01 being used by these three scumbags to cause trouble, you might as well worry about how much mental harm these three scumbags can bring to humans.

If we take these three things out for a walk and interact with them, how many normal people will be left?

"So, what's going on?"

Gendo Ikari and Yui Ikari looked at their son at the same time, and Shinji Ikari was stunned for a moment. He first looked at his mother Yui Ikari, then hesitated for a moment, skipped the story of his trip to another world, and began to tell the story.

Of course, Ikari Yui noticed the look from Ikari Shinji, and she understood that her son had not said something, but Ikari Yui still just smiled silently and listened to her child's story. Although Ikari Gendo was beaten up and had a bruised face, he still had a blank expression and a serious look on his face.

At this moment, three idiots were squeezed into the EVA's insertion plug, controlling the huge Unit-01 to run.

Yao Ling: Wuhu!!!!

Nayako: Oh ! ! ! ! !

Gudako: Mouth teeth!!!!!!

Yukinoshita Yukino:?

Yao Ling: So cool, is this Unit-01? Love it.

Kuroki Tomoko: Envy??????

Natsuki Subaru: Three godfathers! Take me with you!!!

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Shinji Ikari: Um, can you please stop controlling Unit-01 to do those embarrassing dances and pose in those weird positions?! (covering face)

Shinji Ikari: Because now many other people know that I am the pilot of EVA!!!

Yao Ling: We know, so guess why we do this? (Funny)

Ikari Shinji: ?????

Shinji Ikari: Knock inside! I knock inside! ! Did you fucking hear me! I knock inside! ! !

Shinji Ikari: Are you knocking? You bastard!

Yao Ling: Hey, it's a small problem. People will just think you're a pervert who likes to flirt with others. It won't be a big problem! Just relax.

Nayako: That's right. Life would be boring if you were always fussy about everything. As a pervert who likes to flirt with others, you should be more generous. Only then can you live happily.

Gudako: That’s right, although you will be regarded as a pervert who flirts with others in the future, but, you understand, right! You must understand, right? !

Gudako: This is life!!! (Thumbs up)

Shinji Ikari: I'm just a hermaphrodite and I don't understand you idiots at all. Damn it!

Shinji Ikari: Born! Born! Damn!

However, driving Unit-01 is just for fun, and building your own EVA is the real thing.

But when the three of them finished playing and arrived above the Pacific Ocean, they did not find the Day Angel in the water.

I guess this apostle might have been in another sea area originally???

But this is a bit difficult, I can only look at other goals first.

"Search separately?" Yao Ling touched his chin and looked at the other two.

"Then let's look for them separately." Nyako didn't care, but Gudako fell into deep thought.

"What's wrong?" Yao Ling asked.

"I just suddenly had an idea." The funny character Gudako began to speak, "Look, when I kill monsters in my world, materials will drop, right?"