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Voldemort: Avada eats a big melon!

Harry Potter: Comet Azrael!

Volume 086: Yo, my lovely disciple

Harry Potter...

The more I think about it, the more outrageous it gets. Hmm…

Ordinary student: Professor Snape, look, I have learned how to make this super difficult potion!

Snape: That's it? Go back and practice more. Don't be complacent with your small achievements, idiot.

Harry Potter: "Professor Snape, I'm sorry, I got the names of the two potions mixed up."

Snape: Very good, Miss Potter has accurately realized her little problem and corrected it in time. Give Gryffindor fifty points!

Harry Potter: "Professor... today... Malfoy... never mind, it's all right, Professor."

Snape: Wait a minute, I'll be right back.

Malfoy:? ? ?

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The more he thought about it, the more outrageous it became. However, outrageous ideas always become more outrageous the more he thought about them. Yao Ling thought of a joke from his previous life.

Hello everyone, I’m a transfer student named A’ti, from Rhea Lukalia College. I’ve just arrived at Hogwarts and hope you can give me your guidance.

Huh? Voldemort? Who is that? He invaded the college? So there are no classes today?

Voldemort is... scary, right? Huh? Killed hundreds of people? I see. What about yesterday?

Voldemort: An ordinary student?

Ah Tui: You are the one called Voldemort!

Voldemort: Avada is eating a big melon!!

Afa: Comet Azrael!!

Voldemort:? ? ?

It was decided to teach Harry Potter some pyroxene magic and give Hogwarts and Voldemort a little Rhea Lukalia shock.

Natsuki Subaru: Damn! Monkey Shochu! Huh? Isn't this Homura Akemi, one of the Four Pain Kings of our reincarnation? Oh, yeah, I don't think I've reincarnated once yet... Thanks to my good brother Reinhard for his help.

Kuroki Tomoko: Holy crap! Monkey Soju!

Sawamura Eriri: Holy crap! Monkey shochu!

Gogen Liuli: Holy crap! Monkey shochu!

Rick: So what are magical girls?

Gang Ringo: Holy crap! Monkey Soju!

Yao Ling: ????

It's bad, Apple has led us astray and we have started swearing. I hope Kakine Teito knows this and won't be too anxious. After all, we didn't do it on purpose. You can't assume that it's the ink's fault because a piece of white paper fell into the vat.

Right, you should think about why this piece of paper fell into the dye vat, why this piece of paper couldn't last so long, and why this piece of paper must be white.

Why do dye vats exist? Why are dye vats needed? Why must white paper be clean to be called white paper?

That’s right, you should think more about things.

Think more about whether it is your fault or someone else’s fault, but you cannot think that it is my fault or the fault of the dye vat.

Right? Don't jump to conclusions and start rushing...

Okay, I can’t go on any further. The victim-blaming theory is wrong. I hope everyone will not learn from it. It is a very bad idea. I condemn myself and criticize myself. I’m sorry, it’s our fault.

Damn this dye vat of ours. It has been corrupted by Little Apple.

As an apology, we decided to let... um...

Later, find a temporary group member to pull him out to apologize, and then you can do whatever you want.

I think Muzan Kibutsuji is very good, Tomoya Aki is also okay, and Nobuyuki Sugo and Makoto Ito are both very good.

It's okay for you to just scatter their ashes.

Illya: Damn, monkey soju, huh? I think I will be monkey soju too?

Emiya Kiritsugu: Illya... (Complex)

Emiya Kiritsugu: Homura Akemi... um...

Emiya Kiritsugu fell into deep thought. He seemed to know what the real evil was. It was you! Old Kyon! If possible, he would definitely beat the other person up.

Homura Akemi: What is this place?

The indifferent girl walking on the street was stunned for a moment, subconsciously paused time, and took out her weapon.

Homura Akemi: Dimension...chat group?

Faced with this kind of thing that had never appeared in previous reincarnations, the girl's eyes moved slightly. To her, no matter what this thing was, being able to bring about changes after reincarnation was a huge gain.

Yao Ling: Flame Demon, what level are you in now?

Homura Akemi: How did you know?

Why would the other party know her ability? Homura Akemi frowned.

Yao Ling: You will know if you look at the group announcement.

Unosaki: Eh, eh, eh? What kind of group is this?

Sakura Kinomoto: Am I hallucinating?

Yao Ling: The cute king! !

Nayako: Take Sakura away! Hehehehehe…

Harry Potter: ?

Harry Potter: Huh?

In the small room, the dazed girl looked up blankly. Dimension... chat group?

Are you hallucinating?

Yao Ling: Harry Potter! Become my disciple!

You need to learn the Disarmament Technique. Although you know that this is because the opponent is too kind, you don’t have to use other magic, but you must learn it.

Come let me teach you about Comet Azrael, Creation Star Shower, and Destruction Meteor!

Yao Ling ran to the next group and told Teacher Se Lian, who also showed great interest in him accepting a disciple.

Harry Potter: Disciple? Me?!

Harry Potter: Wait wait wait, what disciple? What the hell is this place?

Sakura Kinomoto: So I’m also curious!

Yao Ling began to explain to the two children. However, Uno Saki, who was already a high school student, listened to Yao Ling's explanation just like the two children and exclaimed from time to time.

Homura Akemi fell silent and did not speak again. She must have been thinking about how to get people in the chat group to help her fight Witch Night.

But there is no need to think too complicatedly about this matter. Just show this desperate plot to Gudako and Nyarko, throw the gold coins in front of the little evil god, and add Yao Ling who loves to join in the fun.

Witch Night? Nothing special.

Harry Potter: So you are from another world?

Sakura Kinomoto: Awesome!

Harry Potter: Mr. Yao Ling, you just said you wanted to take me as your...disciple?

Harry Potter was a little hesitant and embarrassed. It felt so casual... and she didn't understand the other person either.

Yao Ling: Wait a minute, I'll be there right away.

After all, as mentioned before, this chat group itself came from Feng Ling Yue Ying in Yao Ling's first play. Although time has passed, it will naturally gradually restore its original permissions.

For example, there is no need for consent and you can cross directly. Of course, Yao Ling would basically wait for the other party to agree before crossing.

Harry Potter:?!

So, there was suddenly a man in the narrow stairwell.

Yao Ling squatted on the bed and fell into silence. With his height, he couldn't even stand up straight?

Yao Ling quickly got off the bed. Even though he had just traveled through time, it was wrong to step on the other person's bed anyway.

After apologizing to the confused Harley, the two, one big and one small, stared at each other and fell into silence.

Yao Ling turned around and kicked the door open along with the wall, while at the same time using magic to protect Harley so that the rubble wouldn't splash on her.

Yao Ling came out and stretched his waist. As expected, he felt much more comfortable this way.

"Hey, my lovely disciple."

Volume 087: is stupid and bad, and he deserves to die

"Hey, my lovely disciple!" Yao Ling smiled brightly, bent down, stretched out his right hand, and waved it in front of the girl who was completely stunned.

The scolding started, and the noise made by Yao Ling attracted the other party's uncle and aunt, yes, that Muggle who was as stupid as a mentally retarded person.

After seeing Yao Ling, Vernon became furious and wanted to rush over, but the invisible repulsive force directly stuck him to the wall. Yao Ling looked at him coldly.

The other person was so scared that he lay on the ground and dared not move, leaving only the shrill scream of an old woman.

It’s so annoying. Never mind. Just lie down with your husband.

Yao Ling used gravity magic to throw the other person next to Vernon, and he looked at the sons of the two men again.

A fool who is different from a pig only by his tail, a family should be in good order, so you should get over to me too.

"You freaks!" Penny said sharply.

What can I say, this guy is really courageous.

Seeing that the other party was still stubborn, Yao Ling sighed and didn't let her say the next words.

I threw her down a few more times, and after she touched the ground a few more times, she finally shut her damn mouth.

Well, I guess it's probably just scolding Harry's mother and the wizards at Hogwarts.

Yao Ling sneered, touched the nervous little head of Harley, turned her body around, and faced away from the three guys.

"Listen up, idiots. I don't mind teaching you more lessons, but Harry is too kind. So, be grateful, idiot."

Yao Ling raised his hand, a hole was blasted in the house, and after throwing down two gold bars, he took Harley's hand and walked out swaggeringly.

To be honest, if it was Lu Mingfei, Yao Ling wouldn't be like this. If he asked him for help, he would only help the other party to become financially independent and move out to live.

After all, although the other party's aunt always had a bad face towards him, liked to order the other party to run errands, and even embezzled the living expenses sent by Lu Mingfei's parents.

But to be honest, they didn't dare to touch the food, clothing and education expenses. Lu Mingfei was also very sincere even when he encountered problems. Aunt only hated Lu Mingfei's mother, and actually had some feelings for Lu Mingfei.

It's just the image of a typical mean middle-aged woman from an ordinary family. Of course, she is not that bad, but she is not that good either. After all, if she is paid so much to look after the child, anyone else would have to support the child, so why would they let the other person work? But the uncle treats his nephew very well.

And what about these two?

For a slight comparison, Lu Mingfei and his cousin share a room.

Harley lived in a small, dark, dusty stairwell.

Although he doted on his own children, he only let Lu Mingze play games, Lu Mingfei was ordered to run errands and buy things, Dali was fed like a pig, and Harley was often punished by being starved.

I even had to be Dali's punching bag.

Damn, he was born really like a villager in Nima Muye Village.

But this description may not be enough to make people feel deeply that Vernon has a sister, Maggie, who can be said to be one of the most annoying people in Harry Potter.

On Dali's fifth birthday, Harley was hit on the shins with a cane just to make Dali win the game.

A few years later, when they gave gifts, Dali got a robot and Harley got dog biscuits.

After her dog scared Halle into a tree, she didn't take the dog away until midnight.

There are countless examples like this, it would be outrageous if it wasn't evil.