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Yao Ling: I understand, @雪下雪乃, Snow’s mother, I’m reporting Furumi-san for staying up late!

Volume 085: "Magical Girls"

As we all know, plumpness was considered beautiful in the Tang Dynasty, but this plumpness naturally does not refer to some authentic big penises weighing two or three hundred pounds. They licked that penis' face and laughed, saying something about aesthetic tolerance.

Hehe, the aesthetic contrast to the Tang Dynasty is the Song Dynasty.

The aesthetic standard for women in the Song Dynasty was to be thin and bony with an air of elegance, pursuing slenderness, petiteness, and exquisiteness.

That is...

Divine face, petite and flat chest.

In general, this is an era that pursues flat-chested beautiful girls.

As expected, Li Shishi had flat breasts, just like Yang Guifei, who had a curvy figure.

In their respective dynasties, they were both at the level of the Bugatti Veyron.

And beautiful girls like Yukinoshita Yukino must have been very popular in the Song Dynasty?

"So that's it?! It's actually...it's actually like this!!" Yao Ling was shocked, his pupils trembled, and his brain accepted new knowledge.

It’s…it’s actually like this?!

So what are the aesthetic standards for someone like me who likes Lani?

Ok…

Hiss... Yao Ling fell into deep thought...

Do you like having more hands?

In fact, it's not impossible to have the face of a beautiful boy who is the descendant of an aristocratic family with limb grafts, right?

Ahem, this is really perverted!

How could this be! How could this be?!

Well, the dragon girl with scales is not bad either, and her priority is higher than Fury.

You just don't like normal humans, right?

Well, this can be said, after all, other things cannot be said,

Too spicy!!

"Melina!"

"You said..." Melina felt a little tired and just hoped that the other party would come up with some weird ideas again.

"I have a bold idea!"

"Put it away..."

"But I think..."

"No, you didn't."

"Oh…"

Bored Yao Ling opened the chat group. Two socially anxious people in the group were communicating in an encrypted language. Maybe only Goto Ichiri and Furumi Shoko could understand this?

But I guess the general meaning is that Pochi-chan, who failed to sell the tickets she had, wanted to pull Furumi Shoko to her own world to watch the concert?

Ok…

Should we go to the world of the little evil god to capture Hatsune Miku? After all, with Hatsune Miku's appearance rate, if you walk around the street, you can see Hatsune Miku holding green onions in various forms, huh? Green onions?

Ok……

There's a high chance that she will be snatched away by the little evil god. Bullying Hatsune? You bad guy!

Yao Ling: It’s been a while since there have been any new people here.

Emiya Kiritsugu: It shouldn’t be long?

Emiya Kiritsugu: But Illya can walk now, although she falls down after taking a few steps.

Illya: As expected, it’s still a bit weird.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Oh, Illya, my dear Illya.

Illya: ???

Corvo: I understand you. It is really touching to watch your lovely daughter grow up little by little.

The two old fathers sighed.

Natsuki Subaru: Without newcomers, I'll die.

Tomoko Kuroki: Without new people, I would die.

Yao Ling: Well...if my feeling is correct, new people will be here soon.

Yukinoshita Yukino: ???

[Homura Akemi has joined the Dimension Chat Group]

【Kinomoto Sakura has joined the Dimension Chat Group】

【Unosaki has joined the Dimension Chat Group】

[Harry Potter has joined the Dimension Chat Group]

Ok?

Um? ? ? ?

no…

I am a bit bored, but there is no need to bring Madoka Magica, right?

Forget it, although I don’t know what will be more effective against Witch Night, but as expected, let’s use Basaka first... Ugh, let’s use Gudako first!

I will use Gudako, come on! Gudako! In human evil form! Attack!

No matter how terrifying your Witch Night is, can it stop the evil of this human?

I’ll blow you up with one punch, I’ll blow you up with one punch!

In short, as a classic hard worker, Yao Ling was not surprised by the appearance of Homura Akemi. After all, Kiritsugu Emiya, Riku and others were all there, and it would feel like something was missing if the hard worker of this chat group didn't come.

only…

Kinomoto Sakura? Damn! My childhood!

Ultraman and Cardcaptor Sakura are both my childhood!

In addition, there are The Walking Dead, Resident Evil, Village Corpse, Corpse Brothers, Tokyo Ghoul, etc. that I watched in elementary school...

Huh? What was I watching before?!

He seemed so warm and loving in the orphanage, but his character turned into a polar opposite when he went to school. It's so outrageous.

As for this...how should I put it, as a young macho man who loves Ultraman and also likes Balala the Fairies, Cardcaptor Sakura, etc., Yao Ling can be said to be popular with both men and women.

But that's not the point. The point is that it's not appropriate to put such a warm thing together with Madoka Magica...

Wait... Cardcaptor Sakura's world view seems to have a lot of knives, whose fault is it?

Whose is it...

Ok…

Clow Lido, come out and get beaten!

If you dare to do it, come out and get beaten! The old scumbag Kuro is so immoral!

But these two...

They should all belong to the "Mahou Soju" race, right?

I just don’t quite agree with the fact that Tyrant and Sailor Moon are not included in the group.

The third one...

Who is it? Let me search on Baidu first.

Uh-huh?

It turns out to be "I am a Magical Girl"...

Can you magical girls please be serious! Take a good look at your names!

The goddess next door has completely mutated to the point where it’s unbearable to look at, and the devil has also started to help others!

You monkeys drink soju...

Alas! The morals of the world are going downhill! The morals of the world are going downhill!

How can a magical girl be like this? ! Magical girls are supposed to bring healing and beauty! No! I want to change all this!

I will use my power as a king! I will use my comet Azrael to blast all the teeth of despair!!!

Yao Ling clenched his fists. Melina beside him had no idea what was wrong with him. She could only get up quietly and go see if Qingji had put anything strange downstairs.

Well, that’s it!

but…

"I am a Magical Girl", also known as "Magical Girl I"

It's called Magical Girls... It's probably about a group of beautiful girls who transform into muscular magic brothers and use their fists to enforce justice...

艹

Unbelievable, unthinkable.

The brain, the brain is trembling.

Let's take another look. Well, Harry Potter is an old acquaintance. This kid shouldn't join the group with Uzumaki Naruto and Lu Mingfei. He doesn't quite agree with it. If not, he can join the group with Batman.

Ahem, it’s hell.

but…

The label for the group this time should be magical girl, why are you, Harry Potter, joining in the fun?

Are your dimensional chat group from some free country? Gender identification is unique, right?

It's outrageous, how can Harry Potter be considered a magical girl...Harry?

莉？

If this is spelled correctly...

Harry Potter??

hiss…

It’s okay to be feminine, but it’s really exciting when you think about it carefully.

Isn't Snape...

hiss…

Snape: Regarding this question, please let Miss Potter answer it.

Harry Potter: I'm sorry, Professor. I don't know...

Snape: It's okay. Miss Potter has the courage to admit her mistakes, so Gryffindor gets 10 points. Also, Miss Potter listens very attentively in class, so Gryffindor gets another 10 points. And Draco, please come to my office after class. I believe you will want to know how to be a gentleman.

Snape: Harry Potter, enter the classroom with your left foot, ten extra points to Griffin!

Snape: Harry Potter, you wear the hat very well, twenty points for that.

……

Isn't it possible that he has turned into a ruthless scoring machine?

as well as…

Snape: For Harry, I might even be able to kill Voldemort!

Voldemort: ????

……