Is the group owner, will shake people

This…

I still can't accept it, how can I really pick someone up? !

Let me see...she is really...really a beautiful girl!!

Although…

"Ah! Beautiful girl! Alive!!" Kuroki Tomoko was excited.

"Hey! Isn't it better to call the police now?"

Seeing Kuroki Tomoko picking up the equally petite girl, Kuroki Tomoki was stunned and wanted to stop her.

"Send her to the hospital first! Are you going to take the unconscious girl home?"

"Hospital?" Kuroki Tomoko gritted her teeth.

Tomoko Kuroki: @姚零, can you lend me the Perfumer Ashes privileges? Please!

Yao Ling:?

Yao Ling: Okay, I’ll send you both.

Yao Ling: Are you sick?

Kuroki Tomoko: Huh, I have a beautiful girl too!

Yao Ling: ???

Yao Ling: Are you serious?

Kuroki Tomoko: Yeah, I went out late at night and found it. How about it? Are you jealous?

Natsuki Subaru: Subtle.jpg

Yao Ling: Are we going too far?

Natsuki Subaru: Indeed, I feel full of guilt.

Yao Ling: Because we show off every day...

Natsuki Subaru: It caused Tomoko to be stimulated...

Yao Ling: Not only did he run out late at night...

Natsuki Subaru: I even imagined that I had picked up a cute beautiful girl...

Yao Ling: We are truly guilty of heinous crimes!

Natsuki Subaru: Yes, I feel sad about this.

Yao Ling: My conscience hurts.

Natsuki Subaru: I feel so guilty!!

Yao Ling: I condemn myself and 486!

Natsuki Subaru: I despise myself and Rei!

Kuroki Tomoko: ????

Kuroki Tomoko: You two...are talking about manzai?

(In Japan, the art form similar to crosstalk is called rakugo and the dialogue is called manzai.)

Yao Ling: Ahem, stop joking. I think it’s impossible for a high school girl like you, Tomoko, to shave.

Natsuki Subaru: Don’t mention such an unlucky work!

Yao Ling: My fault, my fault. How about “The story of how you, who has a lot of experience, dated me, who has zero experience”?

Natsuki Subaru: Get this kind of outrageous, stupid, and unlucky work out of here!

Kuroki Tomoko: Hey, isn't the point that I picked up the beautiful girl?!

Kuroki Tomoko scratched her head in distress and was about to ask the perfumer to check on the girl's condition when she saw the girl open her eyes and look curiously at Kuroki Tomoko who was holding her in her arms.

Although Kuroki Tomoko seemed quite excited before, her nature as a socially anxious and lonely woman would definitely make her unable to move even after hundreds of years.

Can't change it...

"Ah?! Ah, ah, ah?!!! Wake up!!!"

"What a cute beautiful girl?!" It was not Kuroki Tomoko, but the girl in her arms who screamed.

Such a cute girl, yes!

It's this kind of creature that looks like a rodent, but has the attributes of a cat. It looks a little sloppy, with messy hair, dark circles under the eyes, and... a cute face!

It gives people a feeling of a cute mouse? cat? rabbit? small...

I'm a little moved...

So the girl hugged Kuroki Tomoko's neck and smiled brightly.

"Did you pick me up? Sorry, sorry, I accidentally fell down while chasing after a disobedient guy. I'm sorry to bother you. If you don't mind that I'm a girl, I can marry you."

Tomoko Kuroki slowly typed a question mark, while Tomokiya Kuroki picked up the student ID card that had fallen to the ground.

"Yes...senpai?"

Yao Ling was not worried that the other party would encounter any danger, because the chat group had an automatic rescue function. When it determined that you were in danger, your world would be opened directly, and then the whole group would go over together. There was nothing that could not be defeated.

But I found a beautiful girl...

Could it be another character? Picking up a beautiful girl in the middle of the night, wait, could it be...

It was so scary that Yao Ling trembled with fear. However, since he had promised little Harry to go to bed early, he would wait and see what happened tomorrow.

Although he said so, Yao Ling still put his consciousness into the urn space after falling asleep.

"Anyone want to play an exciting game of Three Kingdoms with me?"

……

"Senior?"

That is to say, he is from the same school as us. Kuroki Tomoko was stunned for a moment.

The blonde girl with purple eyes jumped down from Kuroki Tomoko's arms. She looked at the flushed Kuroki Tomoko, bent slightly, and said with a smile, "Hello, I'm Iwanaga Kotoko, thank you for your help, but..."

"I think you should leave with your... um... looks like your younger brother, since that thing is back again."

"That thing?" Kuroki Tomoko was stunned.

As the ground shook, an unknown creature with blood flowing from the corner of its mouth, like a lion? Or a bat? Or it would be more appropriate to say a monster, appeared.

"Ah, here it comes, run! I'll hold it back!"

"This thing is..."

"It's a monster, a mad and vicious monster." said Kotoko Iwanaga.

Kuroki Tomoko, who was originally thinking about who Iwanaga Kotoko was and why the name sounded familiar to her, and was planning to search on the Internet in other people's worlds, now had no time to think about it.

calm! calm!

Tomoko! Close your eyes! Don't be afraid! You have learned magic and martial arts! You even have several amulets on you!

Then, golden light flashed, as the magician taught by Yao Ling.

Tomoko Kuroki chose to apply the buff first, as Yao Ling once said.

"As long as you buff quickly enough and enough, even a basic attack can be a nuclear explosion."

Very good, fifteen buffs!

Next up!

Tomoko Kuroki took out the magic wand that was placed in the chat group, although it was a little too big for her given her height.

Then, the Seamaster Shells!

After charging, the magic cannonball hit the monster's face in a parabola, followed by an explosion. The surrounding environment was destroyed in an instant. As the magic taught in the Sea Mo classroom, this classroom is equivalent to the judge of good and evil in the academy. The Sea Mo cannonball is a magic that exists to settle disputes.

Quite easy to use.

"Killed?" Iwanaga Kotoko stared at the monster in a daze. "What is that... This is the first time I've seen such a thing. It's neither scientific nor weird..."

"Miss." Iwanaga Kotoko's eyes sparkled, "I'm very curious, very curious about you."

"Huh?" Kuroki Tomoko, who had just used the magic of the Ichimo Cannonball, which was too difficult for her at the moment, had just taken a few breaths and was still a little dizzy when she saw the girl in front of her approaching her.

Curious... huh? Who? Me?!

No, no! Why are there monsters in my world?! If there are monsters, then there must be evil spirits as well!

And this Iwanaga Kotoko...

Tomoko Kuroki found an encyclopedia about the other party.

A girl with one eye and one foot, the god of wisdom among monsters?

Volume 094: Madoka Magica Fan Game

When it comes to Iwanaga Kotoko, we have to know the labels and cute points on the encyclopedia, flat breasts, beautiful girl, legal loli, bad, disabled, eldest lady, facial expression, old driver, princess, curly hair, artificial eye, prosthetic limb, skirt-lifting gift, beret, cane, absolute territory.

Each of them is very attractive. Of course, the reason why Iwanaga Kotoko is remembered by others is very simple, that is, her fluent dirty talk. In some aspects, she even far surpasses her dirty talk master, Azusagawa Sakuta, which makes people deeply impressed by this dirty golden-haired guy.

As the god of wisdom among monsters, Iwanaga Kotoko's duty is to resolve conflicts and troubles between monsters.

"What was that just now?" Iwanaga Kotoko asked excitedly.

Kuroki Tomoko stammered, turned away her already blushing face, stepped back slightly, and whispered, "It's magic."

Kuroki Tomoki covered his face silently. "Where did you go with that bad attitude and loud voice when you talked to me?" You only know how to bully your younger brother, right?

Are you so disdainful?! Who taught you to be so bad? Ah, you have been this bad since elementary school. Kuroki Tomoki, who used to be a sister complex, had a blank expression on his face.

"Magic?!" Kotoko Iwanaga was shocked. No, no, no, she must have heard it wrong. After all, this thing was indeed unscientific. Although she was not very scientific either, magic was not weird at all.

"Is there still magic in this world?!" Kotoko Iwanaga stared at Kuroki Tomoko and remembered Kuroki Tomoki's self-introduction.

Kuroki Tomoko...huh?

No, how should I put it, it looks like...

She's just an ordinary cute, petite, dark-eyed otaku girl, a magician or something...

Well, it's still going to be surprising.

"Magic... is that what I think it is?"

"Um... Kuroki-san?"

Kuroki Tomoko is staggering. Damn it. It’s so difficult to communicate with others!

"..."

"Um, Kuroki-san?"

Ah, ran away...

Kotoko Iwanaga fell into deep thought as she watched Tomoko Kuroki running away carrying her brother.

Kuroki Tomoki looked speechlessly at Kuroki Tomoko who was carrying him and running, and sighed. Since he can't communicate with others, he shouldn't think about coming out to pick up beautiful girls!

But it is true that people were saved, which is not bad.

Speaking of which, that magic is outrageous. When did this wicked sister become so powerful?

It even made a big hole in the road. Isn’t that too powerful?

"Kuroki Tomoko..." Iwanaga Kotoko smiled. They were from the same school...

Although that's what she said, Iwanaga Kotoko, who was planning to wait for the other person at school, probably wouldn't have thought about how much this guy likes to stay at home and skip school?

It's obviously a key high school, obviously...

Damn it, I remembered that Xiaosang was also in a key high school! Damn it, I feel betrayed.

Is this what you call social phobia?! It’s painful, so painful.

When Yao Ling woke up early, he saw Kuroki Tomoko talking about her experience in the group.

Who? Iwanaga Kotoko?