Is the group owner, will shake people

"Ah, it's the director, you come too!"

"Wha…wait! No…okay, just this once."

?

This is outrageous. This kind of Chaldea is really outrageous.

Volume 096: My Good Brother Ashes

Ok…

hiss…

If Yao Ling knew that Gudako was using the Ginpa, he would have condemned her without saying anything. Why didn't he call him for this? !

This is too much! This is too bad! This is too abominable, ahem…

Of course it was a joke. How could a gentleman like Yao Ling, an upright person, do such a shameless thing?

If so? Um...

It must be the fault of the ash next door! He was corrupted.

ash:????

How to say it... Yao Ling recovered some of his memories about the Dark Soul some time ago. Yes, he guessed this when he got the items and spells related to the Dark Soul.

I will have a great relationship with the neighboring dark soul world...

But he didn't expect that he would get along so well with Ashes. But when he thought about it carefully, it was normal for two perverts and scumbags to play together.

That Ashes even taught him various ways to peek under skirts...under skirts?

Hmm...hiss, could it be the Fire Keeper?!

Ashes, you deserve to die! What? The Fire Keeper is Ashes' wife? That's fine.

So Yao Ling squatted in front of Lani and treated her for more than ten minutes. When he got tired of the treatment and prayer, he drank from the blue bottle and continued to release.

Unable to bear it any longer, Lani used magic to blast him out of the magic tower without hesitation.

Being able to endure for more than ten minutes, there is no doubt that Lani is in true love.

She can hold back an A-Tai who looks like she came out of a second creation. She is so gentle and I like her so much.

Of course, the same goes for the Fire Keeper next door.

"Ah, I miss Ashes so much..."

Inside Yao Ling's body, Melina turned her head away silently. Ashes?

Just...that sand sculpture?

He obviously has a paralyzed face, but his body language is quite... uh... rich?

Only this kind of thing can play with this A-ti.

And Yao Ling also said that although beings like wolves are reserved and reserved, they really don't know how to express themselves.

"Ah, ashes, my ashes..."

No, that's too disgusting. I'd better close my ears.

Melina thought so with a blank expression. She looked at the teardrop that was also nestled in the other person's body and patted the other person.

"Thank you for your hard work."

"?"

At this moment, Homura Akemi became anxious for the first time in a long time. As it got closer to evening, her heart, which had been numbed by countless reincarnations, became excited again.

As the evening approaches...

Yao Ling arrived here first, and he landed like a superhero!

Then he received a murderous look from Homura Akemi, and looked at the pink-haired little round face that was knocked unconscious by him.

After a long silence, I thought to myself, oh no, I’m going to die.

Ok…

Brain, quick! Think of a solution!

So that's why Madoka appeared right below the place where I landed!

Don't panic...just get up first.

Well, it should be just a knockout, so it's not a big problem? But this is a big problem for Homura Akemi.

Dimensional chat groups definitely won’t work now.

Yao Ling stood up, walked to the side as if nothing had happened, and opened the dimensional communication room next door.

Compared with his dimensional chat group, this group chat, which was quite deserted, also had two new members joining in the past few days.

One is Smailu, of course not the Smailu superman, but a girl named Smile, whose real name is Yuki Hoshino, a popular internet celebrity.

From "Words Flow Like Soda", also known as the sweet love story between a girl who never takes off her mask and a boy who never takes off his headphones. Overall, it's a good work, is it recommended?

There is also a Lion God Hao. To be honest, this character, who is Japan's exclusive patriot and claims to kill all Japanese people, and is a keyboard warrior terminator, suddenly popped up in this relatively peaceful group chat.

It is also quite outrageous. However, after talking with Nyako, Lion God Hao deeply realized his own shortcoming, that is, he was too easily complacent. There are so many strong people in other worlds, so after gaining the ability, Lion God Hao did not hesitate to hide. It can't be said that he was hiding, he just pretended to be cool and did not commit crimes.

I wanted to go, but was beaten up by Yao Ling and Nayako.

It directly left him with a psychological trauma, and he can no longer do such things as killing people at will just to vent his anger. Now he saves people with old man Inuyashiki every day.

If you don't kill someone, you won't realize whether you are alive or not? You just deserve a beating.

There's nothing a good beating can't solve, right Witch Night, right Kyubey.

Dimensional Communication Room...

Yao Ling: Oh shit oh shit, help! !

Lord:? ? ?

Yao Ling: Save me ahhhhhhh!!!

Nayako: Oh, can you elaborate?

Yao Ling: I traveled through time ahead of time and hit Madoka, knocking her unconscious. Now Homura Akemi is looking at me expressionlessly.

Group leader: The Homura Akemi you are talking about...is that the Ndf that I know about?

Yao Ling: Yes.

Group leader: There’s no hope, just wait to die.

Yao Ling: Hey! Think of a solution! Don’t just stand by and watch someone die!!

Akizuki Airi: Is that Homura Akemi very powerful?

Yao Ling: It’s not a question of whether she is powerful or not, she really is that kind of person... you know what I mean, right?

"you…"

"I'm sorry! I was wrong!" To be honest, if Yao Ling were to summon a servant now, he would only be able to summon a Saber.

Yes, it's Siegfried.

Because I feel sorry for the servants.

"..." Homura Akemi still didn't say anything.

Yao Ling raised the fainted little round face with both hands and handed it to Homura Akemi, "I'm so sorry!!!"

"never mind…"

Although I really want to beat him up, it seems like I can't beat him.

And this thing wasn't intentional...

Homura Akemi persuaded herself and silently took Madoka from her.

After a moment of silence, he took out his RPG.

Yao Ling: ???

"Go to hell you!!!"

Although there was no damage, Yao Ling was still discolored by the explosion.

"What's that sound?" Xiao Yuan slowly opened Yao Ling's eyes.

Although Yao Ling controlled the explosion to stay on himself and not damage the environment, he forgot to silence it. Or rather, he silenced it, but not completely? The sound still echoed in this small environment.

And this is a school... But fortunately, as it is in the corner behind the school and it is after school, it is not a big problem.

But there’s no problem in waking up Xiaoyuan.

So without saying anything, Homura Akemi stuffed the RPG into Yao Ling's hands and disappeared from the spot. Stopped time and ran away? Yao Ling, who could also stop time, saw it clearly. Yao Ling looked around and found another blue-haired man who was knocked unconscious by him but was ignored by the two of them.

Oh no? Isn't this cool?

So he stuffed the RPG into the opponent's hand and also chose to stop and run away.

When Madoka woke up from her coma, the first thing she saw was the RPG in her friend Sayaka's hand.

For a moment, Kaname Madoka felt that her brain was being put to a small test.

"Ugh?"

Volume 097: The evil circle is really chaotic

"You have to believe me! I really didn't mean it!" Yao Ling explained weakly, but all he got in return was a cold look from Homura Akemi.

Forget it, Yao Ling sighed and could only continue to brush the sauce on Kewpie in his hand helplessly.

"You... really want to eat it?" Homura Akemi couldn't believe it and finally spoke.

?

"What's the problem?"

It was you who provided the recipes, but now you suddenly ask me if I really want to eat it?

I always feel like something is wrong, but I can't tell what it is.

"No...how should I put it?" Homura Akemi looked conflicted. She couldn't tell him that she just said it casually to fit in with them, right?

"Ah! Nayako, you're here! Hurry, this Kyubey is almost done!"

"Ohhhh!!! Grilled Kewpie! Yay!"

Although it is satisfying, it always makes people doubt whether it is healthy to eat.

"Wow! Grilled Kewpie!! Hind legs! I want to eat the hind legs!!!" This is Gudako.

"I want to eat the head! Give me the head!!" This is the little evil god.

No...I think...Humira Akemi looked embarrassed and finally sighed.

She took the recipe silently.

【Kuppy on the tip of the tongue】

Yes, this thing is actually just a recipe for how to cook rabbit.

As for whether alien creatures like Kyubey can be eaten? It always feels quite bad...

Homura Akemi thought so as she silently watched the four people who were feasting on their food. But apart from anything else, it was really nice to see them eating so happily!

Homura Akemi couldn't help but wonder if she should really study how to cook Kyubey to make it more delicious.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

"Eat? Why don't you eat?" Yao Ling broke off a Kyubey's front leg for Homura Akemi and handed it to her. "Eating Kyubey is such a wonderful thing!"

After gritting her teeth, Homura Akemi took the Kyubey leg handed to her by Yao Ling and took a small bite. The texture of Kyubey's meat was so delicious!

It's so delicious? And you can't finish it. Is there such a good thing?

"Kyuubi...really good..." Gudako touched his chin, "How about I exchange a Servant with you? I want this thing, don't fight with me, you can pick any Servant below five stars, wait! Red Hare is not allowed! Xiao An is not allowed!! No, four-star ones are not allowed! Gold cubes are still very precious!"

So four-star servants are just a bunch of gold cubes in your eyes?!

Homura Akemi didn't think too much about it. After all, she could get Kyubey, who was a scourge, out of the earth? Is there such a good thing? Forget about saving the world. Humans are like this. It doesn't matter to humans what happens to the world that needs to be saved by sacrificing humans.