Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

For example, the handsome middle-aged man nicknamed Kong Ming.

He could always say a few words about any topic, and with clever techniques, he would give the opportunity to develop the topic to himself since he was here for the first time, so as to avoid the atmosphere being dull and not lively enough.

You're welcome to say that.

Uncle Kongming is the second strongest social terrorist that Hachiman has ever seen in his short life experience.

Unlike Hanyu Daisho, who suspected you of having rebellious intentions, you'd better really have one.

This person's main feature is that he is a man who influences things silently and has the demeanor of a living dragon.

'Is Wolong still alive?'

After drinking most of the glass of sparkling water in one breath, Hachiman looked doubtful as an extremely bold idea emerged in his mind.

But soon, he shook his head again and said unhappily to himself:

"Are you stupid? How is that possible?"

I almost laughed at my own outrageous idea.

Hachiman was lost in the chaotic and noisy atmosphere of the bar, and he didn't even notice that Hanyu secretly replaced his sparkling water with vodka.

"Old Eight, let go a little." Holding Hachiman's shoulders, Yu said with a hint of meaning:

"Have a few more drinks. The owner of this bar is a good man. Nothing will go wrong."

"By the way, there are some exciting shows coming up, remember to stay sober and don't get drunk in advance."

An exciting show?

Can Hikigaya Hachiman, who has never even bought a few notebooks, withstand these tests?

The consciousness wanders away.

Pole, hot girls, and...

Scenes that I dared not even imagine in my dreams emerged one after another.

The old eight who couldn't stand the test stood up on the spot and shouted in a heroic manner:

"Give me a pair of glasses!"

"It's just rap. Kong Ming has been singing alone for a long time. Let me go!"

After brushing his hair back with the hairspray that Hanyu had prepared long ago, Hachiman put on sunglasses, picked up the microphone and was about to have an impromptu rap with Kong Ming.

"Kang Mang, yo yo."

“No one was born in heaven, not you, not me, not even God.”

"Kong Ming, from now on, I will be the one standing at the top!"

Hachiman, who was drunk, had no idea what kind of lofty words he had spoken.

No one loves him when he has a handsome slicked-back hair and wears sunglasses.

Seeing this, Shizuka Hiratsuka exclaimed.

"You bastard, you dare give him alcohol?"

"Minors are not allowed to drink. I'm calling the police on you!"

Just by the smell, the battle-hardened Shizukae knew that the water in Hachiman's cup was not sparkling water.

She locked the bad guy's neck tightly.

I feel like I'm going to strangle you to death if you don't give me an explanation.

"Damn it, let go." With a little difficulty breathing, Hanyu shamelessly complained:

"Xiao Jing, your big breasts are hurting my back."

"Yeah~!"

What a vicious and ruthless word.

Just as the shy Hiratsuka Shizuka was about to let go, Hanyu laid back, switched to the head-pad wave position, and explained:

"Let me ask you, is Hachiman's brain useful?"

"Uh... it's OK."

It’s too low. It’s too low.

Hiratsuka Shizuka's evaluation was too ordinary. Hanyu pointed at Hachiman on the stage and said with finality:

"Oh, it's more than that. Our Eighth Brother is quite smart."

"He was just bent over by the atmosphere and group consciousness in school. In this situation, as long as you give him a chance to untie the shackles, Lao Ba will let you know."

"What the hell is called the top three in Chinese, what the hell is called human observation."

After saying this, Hanyu stole a microphone from behind the bar.

After clapping twice, he shouted in the loudest voice:

"Mr. Ba will pay for tonight's consumption. Where are the cheers?"

"Woo-la-la-la!"

With Hanyu's bold words, the already lively atmosphere was pushed to its climax.

As the host and boss, Kong Ming took this opportunity to directly announce:

"Now let's welcome our special guest, sweet bullet."

"Sweet bullet!"

All the lights in the venue were turned off, leaving only the laser lights shining everywhere.

Finally, the shadows of several girls were projected.

The music started again.

"Hello~ Good evening everyone~"

"I'm Hirokawa Uzuki."

"I'm Anon Yae."

"I'm Toyohama Kazuka."

As the girls introduced themselves, an original song that you could tell wasn't very good just by listening to the melody began to play.

Next.

After warming up the audience, Hachiman and Kongming walked off the stage.

Only Hanyu was still watching alone, staring intently at the girls singing and dancing rap on the stage.

"Hey!" Hiratsuka Shizuka pushed Hanyu and said in a little girl's tone:

"My eyeballs are about to fall out."

"They are just some yellow-haired girls, not even one ten-thousandth as good as me."

The rumored boyfriend is also a boyfriend.

Seeing Hanyu being dazzled by the teenage idol, Shizuka Hiratsuka, who used to be in a band, was very dissatisfied and almost wanted to go on stage to teach those girls a lesson.

however.

She actually blamed Hanyu wrongly.

Pointing at the girls sweating on the stage, Yu muttered thoughtfully:

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"See? The one with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a slim figure."

"She...seems to be my ex-girlfriend's sister."

The words are astonishing.

It’s a rare opportunity to get out and have fun, and meet acquaintances.

"Ex-girlfriend!?"

"younger sister?"

Shizukaai and Hachiman sighed respectively.

Then, they all shifted their gaze at the same time, wanting to see what Hanyu's ex-sister-in-law looked like.

"Slim? I'd rather say skinny, no breasts or butt, just an average figure."

"Hikigaya, what do you think?"

"Well... judging from her position, she is at most number three, maybe even number four. The part of the song she is in charge of is not difficult and it is difficult to make mistakes."

"As for her appearance, the lighting here is too dim to see clearly, but what is certain is that she is not as good as Miura Yumiko, and even worse than you, teacher."

Hikigaya has really grown up.

He and Shizuka Hiratsuka conspired loudly, and afterwards he gave her a wave of compliments without any instruction.

Not as good as you.

Jing Keai was very happy to hear this, and slapped Lao Ba on the shoulder and reminded him:

"Don't shout 'teacher'. If others hear us, we will be on the front page of the education section the next day."

"Hikigaya, call me Shizue-sister."

"Okay, sister-in-law!"

"you……!"

Give the stupid Xiaojing a shocking performance.

aside.

Hanyu's mission reward also arrived as promised.

【Wish Power Up】

【Wish Power Up】

【Wish Power Up】

It could be a younger person, or it could be a more difficult relationship.

Same initial rewards.

The gold coins dropped by Hikigaya Hachiman are obviously higher than those dropped by Hiratsuka Shizuka.

Feeling the growing strength in his body, Hanyu knew that he was right.

[A life of luxury with women on both sides and wine and women on the side]

No one understands the splitting method better than him.

Now, the dream of feasting and drinking has been barely achieved, and all that remains for Lao Ba is the previous one: being surrounded by beauties on both sides.

As for the former sister-in-law on the stage, she was sweating and singing heartily.

Hanyu thought about it and smiled with satisfaction.

【Why, why can't it be me? 】

[Character creation: I will be the emperor of heaven, suppressing all enemies in the world. Please make her the most popular super idol]

Chapter 23 cpu, he is in cpu’s ex-girlfriend!

Who can translate for Hanyu?

What the fuck is a surprise?

After getting rid of half of Hikigaya Hachiman, God gave him a brand new toy...

A new mission objective is presented before your eyes.

Of course, compared with the previous character requirements, Fengbin and Hua are much more troublesome, but the latter sentence of the No. 1 popular idol is okay.

The key is to suppress all enemies in the front.

Who is her enemy?