Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

Other idols in the industry, teammates on the same team?

"Ha~ so funny." After observing the target from all angles, Shizuka Hiratsuka was so proud of herself.

"How good can a sister be if her sister looks like this?"

"You used to have very ordinary vision, little brat."

The all-round crushing of her figure and temperament gave Shizuka Hiratsuka an inexplicable illusion.

She pointed fingers and criticized the lovely sister Hehua to the point of being worthless.

Fortunately, Hikigaya did not lose his mind and he searched frantically on his mobile phone.

Finally, based on interviews with Fengbin and Hua before their debut and records on social media, we came to the conclusion that it is possible, but not too likely.

'Mai Sakurajima?'

"No, no, no, the monk said that he is a native of Chiba."

'Where can I meet a talented child star from Kanagawa?'

Hachiman wanted to say something, but under the hint of Hanyu's eyes, he could only praise against his conscience:

"Sister Xiaojing is very beautiful. Fengbin, Hua and her sister are not even a ten-thousandth of you!"

"Ahahaha, Hikigaya, you're really good at talking."

Paralyze Shizuka Hiratsuka who has already lost her mind.

After sobering up a little, Lao Ba sat next to Hanyu and tried to persuade him earnestly:

"Great Abbot, Hiratsuka-sensei is very pitiful."

"Yumiko Miura is also a top-notch beautiful girl."

"Please put away your magical powers and be at ease..."

After all, it was Hikigaya Hachiman who was good at observing people's hearts. He pieced together a complete story from simple and incoherent fragments.

Facing the thoughtful Hanyu, he spoke sincerely and with a humble demeanor, giving a feeling of an ancient censor risking his life to give advice.

"Hachiman."

"Hi, Hachiman's here."

Holding up a can of Wangzai milk, Hanyu said earnestly:

"The director of the orphanage once taught me."

"Don't be picky about food. You have to eat all the dishes."

"Take a long-term view and don't limit yourself to the gains and losses of a city or a place."

That's right.

So shameless.

The director's aunt said this when Hanyu brought back two children from outside and said he wanted to sell them in exchange for two kilograms of Wagyu beef to eat.

and.

“Who are you messaging?”

"Mai Sakurajima, didn't you guess it?"

"The wine glass plus the flowers, this wave, this wave is to teach the young ex-girlfriend a lesson."

Oh my god.

Hachiman still underestimated how cruel Hanyu was.

I thought opening three lines simultaneously was the limit, but I didn't expect that he could also do a remote PUA.

"Gurgle." Hachiman swallowed his saliva, fearing that he would be blown to death the next day, and wanted to say:

"Great Abbot, I'm definitely not included in your plan, right?"

"Don't worry, who are we going to follow?"

"You are my dearest friend, brother!"

Broken, broken.

It's over, it's over.

After these days of understanding, Hachiman fully realized it.

If Hanyu said there was something, then it must be a big thing.

Hanyu said it’s okay, you’d better prepare for your funeral in advance.

It turns out that the wine I drank tonight was not in vain, now I am all right.

"Kong Ming! Make me a Long Island Iced Tea. Tomorrow I must forget everything that happened tonight."

Choosing to numb himself with alcohol, Hachiman sat next to him.

As a beginner, I challenged Shizuka Hiratsuka to a drinking contest.

"Damn it, are you making fun of me?"

"Drink. If you don't drink and vomit tonight, you won't be allowed to go to class tomorrow."

The young female teacher forgot her identity and enthusiastically drank with Hachiman.

Only Hanyu.

He was sitting in the corner, clicking furiously on his phone.

[You bastard, why don't you reply to my message? ]

[Oh, I blocked you two days ago, so I didn’t see it.]

[How dare you! What does our past relationship mean? ]

[It's... bad luck for you? ]

What bad luck to you.

In the faraway Kanagawa, Sakurajima Mai, who was almost angry to death, made up her mind and kicked.

"Boom"

"ah--!"

The little foot wrapped in stockings accidentally kicked the table leg.

Her eyes were filled with tears due to the pain, and her hands were trembling. She used her last bit of strength to edit the video on her phone.

【Why is Hehua here? 】

[She doesn't know anything about us, don't bully her. ]

Love is still there.

Even though she was disabled, Sakurajima Mai remained determined and tried to keep Hanyu away from her sister and not to bully that empty-headed idiot.

but.

Hanyu's subsequent response made her want to take the train to Chiba.

[Hehua? She is indeed your sister. I have only seen her in photos before, and I thought I had made a mistake.]

[As for her, someone invited me to dinner tonight, and when I entered the room, I saw this girl sitting in the corner like an idiot.]

[The big bosses took special care of me, saying that this girl was very sexy and wanted me to have fun.]

have fun?

How to play?

Even though she knew that Hanyu had a 0.1- chance of fooling her, that pitiful still kept Mai Sakurajima awake at night and restless.

[You beast, explain it to me clearly! ]

After editing the new message, Mai was about to continue asking questions when she saw this.

(!) The other party cannot receive your message. Please add a friend and speak again.

"what--!"

At night, a piercing soprano voice was heard from Sakurajima Mai's apartment.

"Tsk, am I too bad?"

Putting away his phone, Hanyu, who is good at raising his ex-girlfriend's blood pressure, shook his head secretly.

He felt that this was not good, very bad.

I decided to talk to Mai's mother in a nice way next time and comfort my poor ex-girlfriend who was almost going insane.

As for now.

"Kong Ming, do you think I look like a special guest producer for a music festival?"

The bad guy's questions came without any warning.

Mr. Kong Ming, who was almost at a loss, calculated with his fingers and finally took out a flyer from the loose Hanfu.

"Master, here is the address of the festival organizing committee." Pointing to the corner of the flyer, Kong Ming explained in detail:

"Chiba rarely holds similar events. This time, it seems that the eldest daughter of the Yukinoshita family is the main organizer."

"By the way, there's also the Ms. Hiratsuka who stepped on Hachiman. The investor's family also has a share."

He is worthy of being the legendary great military strategist.

Sitting in a bar, one can know everything about the world's affairs.

Hanyu nodded and said with a sigh:

"Kong Ming, remember to bring Yingzi with you next time. I wrote a song and I want her to sing it."

"?"

The real purpose is revealed very quickly.

Kong Ming made a prompt decision and pointed at Hanyu and asked:

"Master, do you think my sword is not powerful enough?"

Yu spread his hands and retorted in the same manner:

"Oh, my sword is not bad either!"

Chapter 24 I'm Very Angry Now

Have you ever seen Chiba at four in the morning?

Dare not see.

I dare not see it at all.

“H...yu…” Pulling the other person’s sleeve, Hikigaya Hachiman felt dizzy and begged with his remaining sanity:

"Drink, I can't drink anymore, I really can't drink anymore."

"I have classes tomorrow, so let me go and go get drunk with Sister Jing."

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.

Hachiman, who was responsible for the entire beer business by himself, threw away his timidity and naturally and generously called Hiratsuka Shizuka "Sister Shizuka".

To be honest, today was the day he drank the most in his life.

In the past, Hikigaya would only take a sip during festivals, but tonight, he fought hard with Shizuka Hiratsuka to the end.

In the end, he almost killed the gods in anger as a mortal.

Left side of the sofa.

For this subordinate who devoted his life to the work and almost died for it.

Hanyu persuaded them with emotion and reason:

"If you don't drink, what else can you do?"

"Hachiman, if I remember correctly, before you left, you told your sister about the club activities."