Kivotos, I was deeply shocked!

Chapter 17 Marshmallow Battle

"Boss."

A thug wearing a black Tengu mask who had been squatting in the corner counting ants finally couldn't help but speak up, "Are we just going to stay like this until night?"

"nonsense!"

A thug who was also wearing a black Tengu mask and squatting in the corner counting ants rolled his eyes at his younger brother and said, "We are the Alley Monsters who hide in the dark places such as street corners and alleys. Of course, we have to go out at night to match our identities!"

"That's true, Boss, but it's just a setting we set for ourselves..."

Another "Alley Monster" who was squatting beside the manhole cover and pulling weeds slowly stopped what she was doing. She subconsciously looked towards the bustling street outside, and her envy could not stop flowing out. "I also really want to go to the celebration and have a good time..."

"If I can't bear it, then I'll do that or that, anyway!"

[Alley Monster] The boss tried his best to control his eyes and not look in the direction of the street. His voice was trembling, for he was afraid that if he looked at them for one more time, the majesty he had built up in front of his subordinates would disappear in one day.

I want to go play too!

She was roaring in her heart, but she gritted her teeth and emphasized, "My endurance during the day is so that I can have more fun at night!"

"But just because we have fun during the day doesn't mean we can't have fun at night, right?"

The gangster who was pulling weeds noticed the hidden meaning in his boss's words and subconsciously started to argue with him.

The leader of [Alley Monsters]'s shoulders stiffened, and he immediately cast a murderous look towards his younger brother.

The gangster who was being stared at closed his mouth with a look of dissatisfaction, muttered to himself, and squatted back next to the manhole cover, pulling up the weeds with even greater force, as if he was pulling out someone's hair.

Alas, I didn’t expect that a wrong naming would cause the boss of [Alley Monsters] to fall into such a situation.

Looking at his subordinates who were counting ants and pulling weeds, the leader of [Alley Monsters] sighed rather melancholy.

It really is in line with the ancient saying in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

If people's hearts are lost, it will be difficult to lead the team.

"Hmm? Aren't you guys from the Street Demons group?"

"You are the Street Demon! Your whole family is a Street Demon!!"

Hearing that he was once again mistaken for that noisy group of guys from [Street Ghosts], the leader of [Alley Goblins] was so angry that he jumped to his feet and could no longer feel any melancholy or not. He desperately poked the mask on his face in the direction where the voice came from.

"Are you blind?! Or are you color blind?! Can't you see the black Tengu masks on our faces that reveal a hint of calmness despite their evilness?! Are those noisy and flamboyant guys from [Street Demons] worthy of being compared with us?!"

"So there are so many rules for the colors of the masks in the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons? I've learned something."

Si Wang nodded as if he understood something, then put on the attitude of a good brother, naturally put his arm around the shoulder of the leader of [Alley Monster], and stuffed a flyer into his arms, "But that thing is not important now, what is important now is this."

"You are not important! That thing is very important, it is the symbol of our identity! But..."

[Alley Monsters] The boss scolded Si Wang while deliberately opening the flyer in his arms and looking at it.

[Bang bang bang bang bang,

Marshmallows wrapped around marshmallows,

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. 】

A series of question marks appeared on her mind, "What the hell is this?"

"Good question!"

Si Wang's voice suddenly rose several octaves in pitch, which scared the leader of [Alley Monster].

The idle hooligans nearby also turned their eyes to Si Wang.

Snapped!

Si Wang slapped the flyer, which was obviously handwritten, against the wall in the alley. With the moisture from the moss and mud, it wasn't very strong, but it was enough to stick to it.

"To celebrate the 50th anniversary of the opening of [Ke Ke Marshmallow], we are holding a [Homemade Marshmallow] event that you will only encounter once in your life. In this event, we will teach you step by step how to choose the right bamboo sticks, select your favorite flavor, mix gorgeous colors, and realize your inner fantasy!"

Facing the hooligans who were curious and peeking in to join in the fun, Si Wang calmly pointed to the contents on the flyer and introduced enthusiastically, "Not only that, in this store celebration event, we have also set up a special ranking system, which will score you based on the time, shape and color of your marshmallows. The name and score of the customer with the highest comprehensive score will be hung above the sign at the door of the store for public display. Secondly, the name of the customer with the highest time, shape and color scores will be hung below the sign for display, but customers who did not get the first place do not need to be discouraged."

Si Wang conjured up a large ball of cotton candy from behind him like a magician, with countless small toothpicks densely inserted on it. "Any customer in the top ten of the list will receive a free piece of sky cotton candy made by Ke Ke, the owner of Ke Ke Cotton Candy, who has honed his craft for fifty years. Would you like to try it?"

A large ball of marshmallow was placed in front of the nose of the boss of the Alley Monster.

"hehe."

The slightly warm breath with the unique caramel aroma of marshmallows lingered around the nose of the boss of [Alley Monster]. She swallowed her saliva and sneered twice to keep her composure. "Do you think this little trick similar to telephone fraud can fool me and my subordinates... Hey! What are you doing?!"

[Alley Monsters] The boss stared with eyes wide in disbelief. She had only finished half of her harsh words when several of her subordinates - especially the one who had argued with her in front of her - reached out to grab the toothpicks stuck in the marshmallows without any hesitation in front of her.

Oh, this time it was another person who was arguing with her. This time she first wiped the dirt off her fingers with her skirt before reaching out to take it.

"Boss, this guy told us to try it anyway, so what's the harm in eating a few bites of something that doesn't cost money... Holy crap! This marshmallow tastes really good! It seems like this guy wasn't just bragging when he said he had 50 years of craftsmanship!"

The gangsters who had just taken a bite had their eyes shining, and they couldn't wait to stretch out their toothpicks again to pick up a handful.

“Hey, is it really that delicious?”

"Can you give me a toothpick? I want to try it too..."

"Here, here's the toothpick for you. It tastes really good!"

"Don't push, there are still toothpicks... Fuck, who pulled my skirt?!"

……

So, a bunch of "alley monsters" who had been idle for a long time came to Si Wang's feeding trough like little pigs, and pushed the big boss who was occupying the toilet but not doing anything to the side with their butts.

Chapter 18: Chise Wakamura: The teacher's first time...

"Don't worry, there are plenty of marshmallows and toothpicks."

Si Wang held up the marshmallow in his hand to prevent it from being snatched away by some dirty little hands. He smiled and patiently passed the candy threads wrapped with toothpicks to the little hands one by one. "If you really can't wait, you can go to the [Ke Ke Marshmallow] at the corner fifty meters behind me to buy it. You can enjoy the fifty years of craftsmanship of Ke Ke in advance."

The few [Alley Monsters] in the outermost circle looked at each other and subconsciously touched their pockets. After feeling the reassuring shape of credit points in their pockets, they turned around and ran without saying a word, rushing towards the location that Chao Si Wang had described.

If the guys crowded together in front react by the time they realize what's happening, the marshmallow shop will probably be crowded as well.

Seeing their companions running away without making any noise, the gangsters who happened to see this scene, no matter how slow they were, could still react and realize what had happened.

"Someone sneaked away~"

A leisurely voice suddenly sounded behind the gang, completely different from the noisy [Alley Monsters], "I want to queue up in advance~"

"What?! Someone actually ran away!"

"How shameless and despicable!"

"Come on—!"

Although I don't seem to have ever heard that slow, cloud-like sound.

But that's not important!

The important thing is that someone actually dared to take advantage of them [alley monsters]!

The little rascal who had always taken advantage of others was suddenly taken advantage of by someone else. This was simply a huge shame, okay? !

Not even if they are our own people!

All of a sudden, the gang of hooligans who had surrounded Si Wang in a circle, without even thinking twice, followed the crowd and rushed to the cotton candy shop at the corner of the alley.

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't run away, you heartless guys. And don't keep butting your butts against me! Have you forgotten who led you away from that stinky brat?!"

Like a small boat in a storm, the boss of [Alley Monster] struggled desperately in the crowded and excited crowd. She stretched out her arms with all her strength, shouting and roaring, trying to snatch away the ball of bewitching cotton candy, "You actually showed such an embarrassing and ugly appearance because of a mere ball of cotton candy, you should know your shame!"

Just like that, with the crowd gradually going away and the increasingly vague screams, a demon-horned girl wearing a blue kimono appeared in the place where the crowd had dispersed. Her purple-red eyes stared at the cotton candy in Si Wang's hand, which was basically only a bamboo stick left.

"What's wrong, Chiyo-kun?"

Si Wang looked at the bamboo stick in his hand that was covered with a layer of sugar coating, and then looked at the girl's fixed eyes. He seemed to understand Hele Qianshi's thoughts vaguely, and consoled her, "Ah, this... Although the teacher still doesn't have an extra dime in his pocket, considering that I have attracted such a large wave of traffic to Boss Keke, I think he shouldn't mind giving us another marshmallow for free."

He waved the empty bamboo stick in front of the girl and said, "Forget about this one, as it has already been divided up."

After saying that, Si Wang was about to throw it into the trash can beside him.

Sa——

The next moment after the bamboo stick slipped out of his hand, a wrist that was still baby white suddenly appeared in front of Si Wang, and three pink fingers gently pinched the end of the bamboo stick.

"Chiyo-kun..."

Si Wang blinked. Although the girl's fair little hand was very fast, as fast as a phantom, his eyes, which were enhanced by the system, could still catch a clear track and not be startled.

He followed the path of his fingers and arms to look at their owners, "You don't want to try the taste... do you?"

"Marshmallow……"

He Le Qianshi slowly raised his little hand holding the bamboo stick until it was above his head and merged with a cloud that happened to pass above the alley in the dark and narrow sky.

The girl couldn't help but squint her eyes, as if she could see the light, soft, warm cloud behind the thin layer of sugar coating.

"The first flower made by the teacher..."

"..."

Qianshi, although I know that the first time for anything is important, such as the first time traveling far away, the first time cooking by yourself, the first time staying out, but is a marshmallow...

Well, it's stupid enough to quarrel with the [Scarab] and [Aphid] who are of the same heart and soul as you. If you add the characteristic of self-deception, it's a bit of duplication of attributes, which affects the establishment of your own calm, humorous and wise personality.

Si Wang grinned, the familiar pain rising from his wrist again, and then the embrace that seemed to break his spine. All these made him want to sigh.

I still don't know whether my feelings towards Hoshino Kotori and Shiroko Sandar are due to my love for cute things, my sympathy for their tragic experiences, my desire for beautiful things, or some other more filthy and darker fantasies...

The commission from [Celebration Operation Management Department]... How did I originally plan?

Oh, I remembered it.

I originally wanted to take this opportunity to visit the One Hundred Demons Night Parade to learn about the past of Kitsunezaka Wakamo, learn a few tricks of the trade, and also take a look at the very Japanese-style mono no aware scenery to see if it could cool down my boiling brain.

As a result, after running around for a whole morning, not only did he not complete the commission from the [Celebration Operation Management Department], he also didn't understand Kitsunesaka Wakamo's past, and he only added fuel to his already hot brain.

Izuna Hisada, Chiyo Waraku...

Although Tiandi Nia has a strange habit of speaking, she is indeed a very smart and rational girl, so it doesn't matter.

So, in summary, I should communicate with the Federal Student Union in the name of Xia Lai, and then work with various colleges to import a batch of books, movies and TV series about how falling in love with a teacher can easily lead to cancer, being hit by a car, and becoming siblings, and then distribute them to each college and include them in the compulsory final exam?

The point of the exam is to be wary of a hundred common scumbag tactics?

It's time to run away.

Although only two hours had passed, Si Wang had already realized the urgency of time. He decided not to wait leisurely for Tiandi Niya to sort out all the issues, but to take the initiative.

"No, it's not clean."

Si Wang pressed Hele Qianshi's forehead with one hand and grabbed Hele Qianshi's fingers holding the bamboo stick with the other hand, stopping the girl from licking it with her tongue. He sighed sincerely, "If I make another cotton candy for you, Qianshi, can you let this bamboo stick go to where it should be?"

Hele Qianshi looked at Si Wang, then looked at the bamboo sticks that were so close to him, and very politely offered his opinion, "Wash them first..."

"No."

Chapter 19 Everything Can Be Rolled

This is a war.

[Alley Monsters] The boss looked at the marshmallow on the bamboo stick that was getting bigger and bigger and looser, and his hands were shaking with nervousness.

"Oh my god, this contestant who does not want to reveal his name and has a weed in his mouth, [Alley Monster], actually added another spoonful of sugar to the cotton candy machine!"

Under the nervous gazes of all the gangsters in the alley, Si Wang was like the host of an MMA competition. He spoke in a high-pitched voice and looked excited. He held the rolled-up flyer in his hand like a microphone and waved it vigorously, shouting excitedly.

"Twenty-three centimeters, twenty-four centimeters, twenty-five centimeters, twenty-seven centimeters! Dear audience friends! Dear audience friends! Just by visual inspection, the marshmallow in the hand of this contestant [Alley Monster] has reached twenty-seven centimeters! It has exceeded the top score of twenty-five centimeters set by the boss of [Alley Monster] ten minutes ago! Could it be that the boss of [Alley Monster] has just hung his name on the sign for less than ten minutes and now he is going to take it down?!"

what? !

[Alley Monster] The boss's expression changed drastically, and his fingers shook uncontrollably, causing the marshmallow on the bamboo stick to almost fly out.

She took two deep breaths to steady her shaking arms, and used her peripheral vision to secretly watch [Rebel] who was also rolling marshmallows with her on the other side.

Yes, she finally joined this marshmallow rolling competition, which was obviously designed to cheat the contestants' wallets.

In fact, she looked down on this kind of competition which was boring, a waste of money and had no substantial rewards.

What benefits can I get from participating in this kind of competition?

I have paid money, time, energy, and so much.

In the end, the merchants can gain traffic and the audience has fun.

Wouldn't it be a clown if I didn't get anything?

This is also the reason why she separated from the [Street Ghosts] with a large group of people and established the [Alley Monsters].