The boss of [Street Demons] - a very cocky kid - Xin, not only doesn't think about leading everyone to have fun every day, but he also always goes to cause trouble for the [Hundred Flowers Dispute Mediation Committee] like a madman, and then gets beaten to a pulp by the other party.

There were even many times when I didn't even see the face of the operations staff of the [Hundred Blossoms Conflict Mediation Committee], let alone the other party's president.

There is something wrong!

So she led a large group of people to become independent and formed the "Alley Monster". From then on, she wandered around the corners of the streets where few people were, becoming a monster that grinded its teeth and sucked blood, killing people... cats... chickens... ants like hemp, constantly threatening the peace of the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, and laughing at those ignorant fools on the streets.

Under her exquisite command art and superb leadership, even though the squinty-eyed man who is now the acting head of the Student Union's [Yin Yang Department] has long been aware of their existence, he has never been able to figure out their strengths and weaknesses, and dared not act rashly, and has never sent anyone to encircle and suppress them.

So she led the team to hide deeper and act more quietly. There was even one time when she passed by the squinty-eyed man on the street, and the other party smiled at her and didn't recognize her as the big boss behind the scenes of "Alley Monster"!

Is she proud?!

No!

But the moment the first name was put on the sign, everything changed...

The thing being discussed became the name on the sign, the thing being envied became the name on the sign, the thing being looked at by pairs of sparkling eyes also became the name on the sign...

It was not until she made the biggest marshmallow that all the things she once had returned to her...

[Alley Monsters] The boss sighed melancholy and scooped three tablespoons of sugar into the cotton candy machine.

"I can't believe it! I can't believe it! The boss of Alley Monsters actually added three tablespoons of sugar. Is she willing to get diabetes just to win?!"

Si Wang sucked in a breath of cold air, put the microphone made of the rolled leaflet to his lips, and uttered a rather artificial exclamation, "You know, according to the competition rules set by Boss Keke, in order to prevent waste, all contestants' entries must be eaten up by the creator himself. If they are not eaten up, not only will the results of this competition be invalidated, but also the previously recorded results and subsequent qualifications will be revoked!"

The hooligans in [Alley Monsters] were quite impressed by Si Wang's tricks and immediately looked at their boss with eyes full of admiration.

Hey, you bunch of stupid guys, you made me become the entertainment of that despicable guy.

Now that I have come this far, I must win!

[Alley Monster] The boss Tengu's eyes turned fierce under his mask, and his right hand holding the bamboo stick quickly spun on the turntable of the cotton candy machine, rolling up large quantities of newly emerged sugar threads like a tornado.

"Twenty-nine centimeters! Thirty centimeters! Thirty-one centimeters!"

Si Wang tightly grasped the paper microphone in his hand. He widened his eyes, held his breath, and spoke in an excited voice as if he had witnessed a great sacrifice. "In order to achieve the final victory, in order to have his name permanently engraved on the sign of [Ke Ke Marshmallow], the boss of [Alley Monster] will immediately face a surge in the risk of diabetes, high blood pressure, high blood fat, osteoporosis, and fractures! A surge! A surge!

"Her aura at this moment is fifty times stronger than ever before! One hundred times! Incomparably domineering, incomparably wild, such a terrifying gangster boss! What else can the Hundred Demons Night Parade Academy do to resist her? Bakayaloo! What else can the Hundred Demons Night Parade Academy do to resist her!"

"...!"

[Alley Monster] The boss's right foot slipped and she almost fell headfirst into the turntable that was still spraying sugar threads. She put her left hand on the table, and after stabilizing her body and the swaying marshmallows on the bamboo stick, she immediately turned her head and glared at Si Wang fiercely.

"Pfft-cough cough cough!!!"

The little hooligans holding weeds on the other side were not as well-mannered as their boss. She laughed so hard that she almost choked. The weeds in her mouth slid into the girl's trachea along the direction of her inhalation, choking her and causing her to stagger forward and backward, with tears and snot gushing out.

Not to mention the cotton candy stuck on the bamboo stick, which was already shaky. If Si Wang hadn't been quick to pull out a bamboo stick from the plastic bag and poke it under the cotton candy, he would have had to think about how to lick the part that fell to the ground elegantly and properly.

After all, the store manager Keke really reminded him again and again - it's okay to make a living, but food waste is absolutely not allowed.

If he dares to waste it, not only will he be kicked out, not to mention helping him contact those old friends who can make Sakura Daifuku, Taiyaki, sushi and other snacks.

Chapter 20 Teacher's Flavored Marshmallow~

"How's it going, old man?"

Si Wang took a bite of the marshmallow he had caught earlier. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't help showing a sour expression.

What the hell is that sugar? Why is it so sour?

He rubbed his cheek and looked at the Corgi boss who was wearing reading glasses and writing something. "It's nice to lie on a deck chair alone in the sun and watch the clouds roll by, but it's not bad to be noisy, right?"

"You kid..."

Boss Corgi took off his reading glasses and put them in his pocket. He blew on the letter he had just written, folded it, and handed it to Si Wang with a helpless expression. "You did all these messy things just to find me, the old man, to get the contact information of the dim sum chef?"

"I can't help it."

Si Wang took the letter and shrugged. "One of the reasons why I came to the Hundred Demons Night Parade was to learn how to make the local specialties, but who knew that your Hundred Nights Sakura Festival would be so popular."

Si Wang bit into the marshmallow again, enduring the sour feeling in his teeth. He explained vaguely, "Now, let alone finding a master to learn how to make dim sum, if I dare to enter the kitchen, I might be asked to help out by a dim sum chef. Now, can't I just trouble you retired seniors who have both skills and free time?"

"Young man... your thoughts are really complicated. Don't you feel tired if you think so much?"

The Corgi boss was both angry and amused, and at the same time looked at Si Wang with a little emotion.

After all, who doesn't like the feeling of being treated with care and respect?

He looked at Si Wang, whose facial features were almost squeezed together but who was still trying hard to chew the marshmallow. After thinking for a while, he added, "I will call those old friends later. As for how much you can learn... it depends on your own ability."

"Don't worry, old man."

Si Wang glanced at the [Spirit: 10 (MAX)] on the system panel and assured himself, "Although I can't surpass my master, I can still replicate him %."

"How come your nose is about to go up to the sky just because I complimented you a little bit?"

The Corgi boss raised his eyebrows and said, "It's great that you can learn how to knead the dough today. Just let me take care of those kids outside. You should just go and do your own thing."

"Okay, I'll trouble you with what happens next, old man."

Si Wang scraped the last bit of syrup stuck on the bamboo stick with his teeth and threw it into the trash can. He bowed slightly to the Corgi boss who was in extremely good health and said, "I'll go and clean up the mess and leave."

The Corgi boss waved his paws and said, "Go ahead."

"Chiyo-kun, let's go."

Si Wang waved to Hele Qianshi who was licking marshmallows not far away, and said, "Also, I suggest you open your mouth a little wider and eat a little faster. Otherwise, with the current temperature of the Hundred Demons Night Parade, you will probably lick your fingers in a while."

"Um--"

Hele Qianshi blinked, and she lifted the marshmallow curiously and looked down.

Sure enough, the marshmallow that was originally rolled into a ball now hung down a bit, and a few strands of sugar stuck to the fingers, melting into clear syrup.

The girl observed carefully for a while, and just when Si Wang thought that she was daydreaming again, He Le Qianshi suddenly stretched out her pink tongue and licked the back of her hand.

"..."

Si Wang was speechless and choked.

What did you want to say just now?

"It's okay, teacher."

The girl raised her head and looked at Si Wang seriously with her purple eyes, "Melted marshmallows~Unmelted marshmallows~They all taste like marshmallows~"

“…It doesn’t matter if the marshmallow tastes like marshmallow or not.”

Si Wang shook his head, took out a handkerchief from the system backpack behind him and walked in front of Hele Qianshi. He lifted up Hele Qianshi's slender wrist and wiped the girl's fingers which had become sticky due to saliva and syrup.

"The important thing is, if you keep licking your fingers like this, I will be like an old-fashioned person who doesn't know how to adapt and confiscate the cotton candy in your hand on the grounds that children will get cavities if they eat too much sugar."

Hele Qianshi immediately stopped her tongue from trying to taste the sugar thread on the back of her hand. She looked at the cotton candy floating like a cloud in her hand, made by Si Wang himself, and quietly moved away from Si Wang in her white tabi clogs.

"so……"

Si Wang didn't want to guess what the girl's little action meant. He just walked the girl out and asked casually whether Hele Qianshi still remembered it. He changed the subject and said, "Is this cloud that melts and sticks to your fingers the one you want to find, Qianshi?"

"Light...soft...warm..."

Chise Hele took a bite of the marshmallow and puffed up her cheeks like a little squirrel. "Just like a teacher~"

"Teacher? Me?" Si Wang was stunned for a moment, "How does this have anything to do with me again?"

"Yeah~ Because it's as warm as the sun~ and smells great~ I feel happy when I hold it in my hand~"

As he was talking, Hele Qianshi took another bite of marshmallow, and the corners of his mouth curved into a smile, "I really like this feeling~"

If there was a time machine in front of him, Si Wang would definitely get in it and stuff his casserole-sized fist into his mouth from one minute ago.

"So Chiyo-kun you must be using the teacher to describe the cloud you want."

Si Wang maintained a pace that the girl could keep up with, and said in a leisurely tone, "Instead of using people to describe things, and then using people to describe people, right?"

"Teacher, this is the cloud I'm looking for~"

Hele Qianshi raised the marshmallow in his hand, placed it together with the white clouds in the sky, squinted his eyes, "Light and fluffy ~ soft and warm ~"

"Well, it seems that you, Chise-san, have a deep misunderstanding of the teacher."

Si Wang did not rush to refute He Le Qianshi's words. He just smiled and shook his head. "Before thunderstorms, rain showers, heavy snow, hail, and even tornadoes come, cumulonimbus clouds are as white, pure, and transparent as cotton candy."

"But when the air currents rise sharply, the water content continues to increase, and the clouds can no longer hold the water droplets, then everything you see is completely different."

Si Wang folded the towel he had just used to wipe the girl's fingers, stuffed it into his pocket, and smiled very subtly, "At least it won't be as sweet as melted marshmallows."

"..."

Hele Qianshi didn't say anything. She just licked a piece of marshmallow, then licked the slightly melted sugar thread, nodded to Si Wang, "Sweet~"

Si Wang decided to take back what he had said before.

If there was a time machine, he would definitely not stuff his fists.

He wants to stuff his own two feet in there!

Chapter 21: The answer is also a puzzle

"You don't think that after playing tricks on me like a monkey, you can still walk out of this alley happily and easily like this?"

A low voice filled with suppressed anger suddenly sounded from the darkness, breaking the awkward silence between Si Wang and He Le Qianshi.

Of course, it might be possible that Si Wang was the only one who found this silence very awkward.

The leader of [Alley Monsters] slowly walked out from the corner carrying a rocket launcher, and the sound of gritting teeth indicated that she was in an extremely bad mood.

At this time, her outfit was quite... colorful. In addition to the black Tengu mask she wore as usual, she also wore a paper crown on her head that was obviously hastily made - with large patches of yellow smeared randomly and the outline roughly drawn with a pencil.

A ceremonial belt with a gold edge is draped over the left shoulder and then crossed diagonally across the right waist. On the bright red cloth, a dozen large black characters "Ke Ke Marshmallow's First Marshmallow Competition Champion" are painted in a flamboyant manner with a brush, which is quite eye-catching.

Therefore, under the sharp contrast between joy and bad luck, the face of the boss of [Alley Monster], which was already gloomy enough, turned even darker.

It looked like it would swallow Si Wang alive in the next second, and it wouldn't be surprising at all.

She stuffed the rocket into the launcher, stuck it, raised it, tilted her head, squinted her eyes, and the mechanical crosshairs framed Si Wang's head, "Pay me the price, bastard!"

"Well, classmate, I saw you were laughing happily when you were playing earlier. Why did you suddenly get so angry?"

Si Wang held down Hele Qianshi's raised arm, and walked to the side of the boss of Alley Monster at a moderate pace that made people feel no pressure at all. He gently pressed his shoulder and shook his head, "Even if you don't repay my kindness, you should at least think about the happy time we just had."

"I'm going to save you, old XX!"

The boss of [Alley Monster] threw away the rocket launcher, grabbed Si Wang by the collar with a ferocious look on his face, and shook him back and forth, roaring, "Do you know that this crappy competition you organized has destroyed my dignity?! Do you know what the first reaction of the guys under my command is when they see me now?!"

"Uh……"

With his brain shaking back and forth, he couldn't really concentrate on thinking about anything, so Si Wang blurted out the first thought that popped into his mind, "The boss of the Alley Monster who defeated all the heroes, defeated the enemy single-handedly, and won the championship?"

"Bullshit! It's a funny impression like [Our boss can make a 45cm marshmallow with one hand, how amazing!]"

[Alley Monster] The boss's brain, which had finally cooled down, suddenly started boiling again. She roared in a louder voice, a higher pitch, and an even angrier tone, "The image of the dark, aloof, far-sighted, and calm mastermind that I worked so hard to build up has been completely ruined by you! It's all ruined!"

"Isn't this good... No, I mean isn't this idea good? Why don't you just follow this image and transform yourself?"

A pair of eyes that wanted to kill someone suddenly looked over at him. Si Wang swallowed the words that were about to come out of his mouth and made a 73.6-degree turn in an instant. "According to a sample survey by the News Department of Kronos College, % of students now like the kind of psychopathic, chattering big bosses. The kind of demon king who squats in the demon king's castle waiting for the heroes to kick down the door is no longer popular. Even several new games released recently don't have this kind of classic boss."

【Alley Monster】The boss stopped shaking Si Wang's collar and showed a suspicious expression, "Really?"

"Don't worry, I'm an adult, how can I sell you fake news?"

Si Wang gently moved away the other person's hands that were pinching his collar, casually patted the wrinkles on it, and asked curiously, "But then again, there seems to be another lively club called Street Demons in the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons. Are you in the same group with them?"

"You are in the same group with them! Your whole family is in the same group with them! We have long been separated from the Street Demons!"

The leader of the Alley Monsters looked at Si Wang with displeasure. She was very annoyed that she was always classified as a Street Monster by passers-by. "Instead of enjoying the once-a-year Hundred Nights Cherry Blossom Festival, you go to work for that Chamber of Commerce president who popped up from nowhere during the holidays. You are simply out of your mind! We have nothing to do with those idiots!"

"?"

Si Wang stopped throwing the Scarab into the other person's pocket and looked at him in confusion. "Sorry, I suddenly have some tinnitus in my ears. Could you please repeat what you just said?"

"Then you better listen carefully, I will never say it a third time."

The boss of [Alley Monsters] put his hands on his hips, raised his neck, and raised the corners of his mouth with a disdainful arc, "We have nothing to do with those idiots with holes in their brains!"

"No, no, no, not this one."

Si Wang raised his hand to interrupt the other party's arrogant oath and asked politely, "Need to go a little further?"

"Uh……"

Facing Si Wang's good attitude, the boss of [Alley Monster] didn't know whether he should continue to put on airs.

Anyway, let’s answer the other party’s question first.

After calming down, the boss of [Alley Monster] frowned uncertainly, "Why don't you go enjoy the festival and work for the president of the Chamber of Commerce?"

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