Hogwarts: This Wizard Is Not Scientific

The hat bowed to each of the four tables and then remained motionless.

"Oh--"

Andy groaned and turned his head to see Hermione glaring at him angrily. She looked like she was going to eat him.

"George and Fred said so."

Andy whispered, "But I think they did lie down for a night after the sorting - but not in the beds of the school infirmary, but in the school dormitory."

"Hmph!" Hermione snorted lightly, her pretty little face still puffed up with anger.

She didn't believe Andy's explanation.

Professor McGonagall glanced at Andy. She had already noticed the young wizard before.

He doesn't look like a good student.

Professor McGonagall sighed softly. She always felt that this year's house cup was getting further and further away from Gryffindor.

She didn't feel anything when she was in school, but ever since she became a professor, Professor McGonagall felt that Gryffindor was simply a shelter for bad kids.

Every year, the most mischievous freshmen will definitely be sorted into Gryffindor.

For this reason, Professor McGonagall has been dissatisfied with the Sorting Hat for a long time.

What's more, this hat sings so badly.

Retracting her gaze, Professor McGonagall took a few steps forward, holding a roll of parchment in her hand.

"Whoever's name I call now will put on his hat, sit on the stool, and be sorted."

Professor McGonagall read to the parchment: "Hannah Abbott!"

A ruddy-faced little girl with two golden braids stumbled out of the line. She put on a hat that just covered her eyes.

"Hufflepuff!" yelled the Sorting Hat.

The people at the rightmost table clapped and cheered, and the ghost of the fat monk also waved to her happily.

"Susan Bones!"

"Hufflepuff!"

"Terry Butt!"

"Ravenclaw!"

This time it was the second table on the left who clapped, and when Terry walked to the long table, several Ravenclaw students stood up and shook his hand.

The sorting went quickly, and Andy didn't have to wait long before he heard Professor McGonagall calling his name.

"Andy Collins!"

Andy tried his best to empty his mind and not think about anything - this was a strategy Andy had thought of long ago.

Sitting on the four-legged stool, Andy put the Sorting Hat on his head.

To be honest, Andy felt a little stupid at this moment.

"Hey! Boy, you don't look stupid. Let me see... You are talented, hardworking, and passionate about magic. I know where you should go."

"Ravenclaw!"

Applause immediately broke out at the long table of Ravenclaw. Andy exhaled lightly, carefully took off his hat, and placed it on the four-legged stool.

Although Andy didn't know how the Sorting Hat worked, there were too many things in his mind that didn't belong to the era of this thing.

Andy really didn't want the Sorting Hat to read his thoughts unless it was necessary.

Fortunately, everything went smoothly.

In fact, for Andy, it doesn’t matter which college he goes to, after all, what he learns in the four colleges is the same.

However, the atmosphere of the college sometimes does affect others.

Professor McGonagall looked at Andy with a little surprise. This naughty little wizard was not a Gryffindor?

The Sorting Hat made a mistake?

But it’s also good this way, the Sorting Hat finally did something human.

Feeling Professor McGonagall's gaze, Andy turned around, but Professor McGonagall continued with the sorting as if nothing had happened.

"That just now... shouldn't it be an illusion?"

Andy was a little surprised. Could it be that Professor McGonagall had discovered his one-in-a-million talent?

When Andy reached the Ravenclaw table, several older seniors enthusiastically asked him to sit next to them. After Andy thanked them, he found a random seat and sat down.

The sorting continued, and soon someone familiar to Andy arrived.

"Hermione Granger!" said Professor McGonagall.

Hermione almost ran to the stool and hurriedly put the hat on her head.

This sorting lasted a long time, and Andy saw that Hermione seemed to be talking to the Sorting Hat in a low voice.

After about two or three minutes, the Sorting Hat shouted, "Ravenclaw!"

puff--

Fortunately, Andy didn't drink the water, otherwise he might have sprayed it on the face of the person opposite him.

what's the situation?

Shouldn't Hermione be a Gryffindor?

How did she get into Ravenclaw?

For the first time, Andy clearly realized that the butterfly effect caused by the time traveler had begun.

Fortunately, all this has nothing to do with Andy.

As early as the beginning of the time travel, Andy had already regarded this place as a completely new world, rather than a movie he had seen in his previous life.

Since it is a brand new world, there is naturally no so-called plot.

As for the grievances between the Savior and Voldemort, that is just someone else's story.

And Andy will have his own story.

The world is big, and even at the peak of Voldemort’s power, he was unable to conquer the British Ministry of Magic. This savior is actually very unrealistic.

only…

The original Salvation Trio has already been complained by fans in the previous life as "Hermione and her two useless men". Now that Hermione has left, there are only two useless men left.

How miserable!

Wish you guys good luck.

Hermione walked over to Andy and sat down amid applause.

Andy chuckled and said, "Welcome to Ravenclaw!"

"Thank you!"

Hermione raised her chin proudly, "I think you're right. A quieter study environment might be more suitable for me. The Sorting Hat said that both Ravenclaw and Gryffindor are suitable for me, but I chose Ravenclaw."

Chapter 16: I am a professional in discrediting Dumbledore

"Harry Potter!"

When Professor McGonagall read out the name, the entire hall fell silent instantly, and then there was a buzzing sound, everyone was whispering, talking about Harry Potter.

Andy saw many people standing up, as if they wanted to see what was so special about the 'Boy Who Lived' who was said to have defeated the mysterious man.

Even Dumbledore set his sights on Harry and seemed to be looking forward to Harry Potter's sorting.

Although the prophecy about Harry Potter and Voldemort was a secret in the wizarding world, in Andy's previous life, this prophecy had already spread throughout the streets and alleys, and even many people who had not read "Harry Potter" knew this prophecy.

At first Andy was a little confused. Why would a powerful wizard like Voldemort believe in a so-called prophecy?

Until this moment, Andy finally solved the case.

It turned out that Dumbledore believed it.

Just think about it, an originally unknown witch (although Trelawney came from a family of prophets, she was indeed unknown) predicted the death of the great Dark Lord Voldemort.

According to the normal script, Voldemort should reward her with an Avatar.

However, the witch who made the prophecy was hired by Dumbledore to teach Divination at Hogwarts.

It's totally unexpected!

When Voldemort saw this, he realized that Dumbledore actually believed that ridiculous prophecy was true!

Okay, then I believe it too.

This is the so-called celebrity effect.

Of course, Andy hoped more than anyone else that the prophecy would come true.

Even though the world has been messed up by the butterfly effect, that prophecy can still come true.

Because in this way, Andy can feel at ease leaving Voldemort to Harry to deal with, while he can just sit aside and watch the show quietly.

The sorting of Harry Potter took a long time. Harry kept whispering something to the Sorting Hat. It was not until a long time later that the Sorting Hat shouted loudly: "Gryffindor!"

"We got Potter, we got Potter!"

The cheers from the Gryffindor table echoed throughout the hall, and they all rushed to shake Harry's hand and were proud of it.

Andy glanced at the teaching staff. All the professors were very happy, and Dumbledore was also looking at the scene with a pleased expression.

Only Snape's already ugly expression seemed to become even uglier. It was as if in his eyes, Harry Potter was not a human being, but a maggot living in a stinking ditch.

It's so disgusting that I can't eat.

When all the freshmen were sorted, Professor McGonagall rolled up the parchment, picked up the Sorting Hat and left.

Dumbledore stood up, looked at the students with a smile on his face and opened his arms to them. It seemed that nothing could make him happier than seeing all the students gathered together.

"welcome!"

Dumbledore said: "Welcome everyone to Hogwarts to start the new school year. Before the banquet begins, I want to say a few words. That is: Idiot! Crybaby! Scum! Twist!"

"thank you all!"

Dumbledore sat down again.

Andy felt that the leaders in his previous life should really learn from Dumbledore how to speak as a leader.

Even if it's cursing, it's better than chattering nonsense!

Hermione poked Andy with her finger and said hesitantly, "Is he a little bit—"

Hermione pointed her eyes in Dumbledore's direction and pointed her finger at her head.

What that means is: Is there something wrong with Dumbledore's brain?

Andy nodded and gave Hermione a definite answer. "After all, Headmaster Dumbledore is over a hundred years old. We have to understand him. No matter what he says, we just have to agree with him."

"What more can we ask for from a centenarian?"

Andy said: "He can still eat by himself, which is great."

"I thought he was wearing dentures!" Hermione's parents were both dentists. Logically, an old man of Dumbledore's age would have lost all his teeth long ago.

While chatting, a variety of delicious food suddenly appeared on the long table.

Roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, steak, boiled potatoes, baked potatoes, chips, Yorkshire puddings, pea shoots, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some odd reason, mint candies.

Andy has been eating English food for eleven years and can barely accept this.

Although he missed Chinese food very much, Andy didn't want to expose his differences from others just because of a little taste buds.

After all, Andy has never been exposed to those things in this life.

The large amount of delicious food immediately livened up the atmosphere. Everyone toasted each other and talked about the interesting things they had experienced.

After everyone had filled their stomachs, the leftover food suddenly disappeared from the table and the plates became as clean as before.

After a while, the pudding came out, and there were all kinds of ice cream and desserts of various flavors.

Andy gave Hogwarts a thumbs up.