Homelander Comics

"Brother Bai Ye, you are such a good person."

Parker gratefully gave Bai Ye a good guy card.

Midtown High School.

Gwen came to school wearing a JK outfit.

She had a pretty face, pure and charming, but she walked with a slight limp.

Just at the campus gate, she met Ken.

Kenm saw Gwen's appearance, walked up and asked with concern: "Gwen, what's wrong with you?"

Gwen's face flashed with embarrassment, she lowered her head, bit her lip, and said softly: "I'm fine, I just accidentally sprained my ankle yesterday."

Ken: "Do you need me to take you to the infirmary?"

"No thanks." Gwen quickly waved her hand to refuse, saying, "It's a small problem. I've already applied the medicine."

"That's good." Kenm looked at Gwen, tilted his head and looked at her, and said, "I don't know why, but I always feel like you've become a different person, Gwen?"

"Really?" Gwen brushed her hair to hide the blush on her cheeks. "Maybe it's because of what happened yesterday. I was a little scared."

"Oh oh..." Kenm nodded and was about to speak, but he stared at the side of Gwen's cheek and shouted, "Don't move!"

"What, what's wrong?"

Gwen froze.

"Why is the skin on your face peeling? Is your skin too dry?" Ken approached Gwen, pointed and said, "Gwen, even if you are naturally beautiful, you still have to take good care of your skin!"

"Peeling?"

Gwen was so scared that she quickly took out a small mirror to take a look, and then she didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This was not peeling, but protein. It was probably because the soy milk she drank for breakfast accidentally got on her face and then dried up, so she didn't wash her face cleanly, and it became like this.

Chapter 111 Even if the Bull Demon King comes, he has to go to the fields and plow two acres of land

"Take care of Aunt May. Even if you don't tell me, Parker, I will definitely take care of her."

Walking out of Parker's laboratory, Bai Ye chuckled.

Parker is not at home. This is a great opportunity to hook up with Aunt May. How could it be wasted?

We can’t let Aunt Mei continue to be a widow.

"We're going to Aunt Mei's house later. Do you want to bring any gifts?"

Bai Ye is thinking.

Suddenly.

Giorgi Casas, who was coming towards him, stopped him.

"Master, Mr. Osborne asked you to go to his office."

"What's going on?" Bai Ye said with disdain, "There are so many things going on all day long!"

Giorgi Casas looked at his nose with his eyes and at his heart with his nose. He dared not ask anything and dared not say anything.

"Forget it, let's go."

Bai Ye waved his hand and signaled Giorgi Casas to lead the way.

When Bai Ye arrived at Norman Osborn's office, he found that there was not only Norman Osborn in the office, but also an acquaintance, Phil Coulson from SHIELD. Following Coulson were several SHIELD agents, including someone Bai Ye knew, Grant Ward, a member of Hydra.

SHIELD is really rotten, there are Hydra's spies everywhere.

There is no such thing as SHIELD. It's just a Serpent Shield.

"What do you want from me?"

Bai Ye found a place to sit down, put his legs on the coffee table, crossed his hands on his chest, looked like a real second-rate person, and asked impatiently.

The corner of Norman Osborn's eye twitched, and he resisted the urge to pull out his belt and use the chaotic cape style. He pointed at Coulson and said:

"It's not me who's looking for you, but the people from these official organizations who want to ask you something."

"Oh?" Bai Ye glanced at Coulson with his eyes tilted sideways and said, "If you have any questions, ask them now. I'm very pressed for time. I'm dealing with billions of dollars every minute. I don't have time to talk nonsense with you."

"It seems that Master Bai Ye is really busy. Let's get straight to the point." Coulson said with a professional smile, "The Blue Devil who confronted Black Superman on the top floor of Osborn Building last night must be Master Bai Ye himself, right?"

"Yes, it's me." Bai Ye nodded: "As expected of an official, your intelligence is very strong. You found out what happened on the top floor of Osborne Building so quickly. So what?"

Coulson smiled and said, "We want to know what happened between Master Bai Ye and Black Superman. Can you please tell us the truth?"

Bai Ye's mouth curled up slightly: "It seems that you are very interested in this matter."

"Yes, we are very concerned about the truth of this matter." Coulson said, "After all, this may be related to the safety of the entire world. We are extremely short of information about this Black Superman. What happened between you and him last night is one of our few sources of information. If possible, please tell us in detail what happened between you and Black Superman."

"Well, since you are so concerned, I will briefly explain it." Bai Ye nodded, and then told the lie again: "...That's it, he was touched by my noble character, expressed his admiration for me, and then let me go."

"..." Coulson said with a headache: "Master Bai Ye, could you please be less subjective when narrating?"

"What do you mean? You don't believe that my character can convince Black Superman?" Bai Ye's smiling face immediately turned cold, and he said, "Since you don't want to believe me, then why did you come to me? I have something else to do, so I won't accompany you anymore."

He stood up and was about to leave.

"and many more!"

Coulson immediately stopped Bai Ye and said with a shy smile:

"I don't mean to disbelieve you, Master Bai Ye. Do you have anything to add about what happened last night?"

There is no way. Bai Ye is not a commoner that SHIELD can control at will. He is the eldest son of the Osborn family and the top Celestial Dragon in America. If the other party is unwilling to cooperate, he can really be treated as a fart.

"That's all, there's nothing to add." Bai Ye sat back, changed his posture, and said lazily.

He didn't want to cooperate with SHIELD in the first place, and he didn't say anything... Why don't you just ask directly when you come to ask? Don't you want to bring any benefits? Then why should I cooperate with you?

In a place like Bai Ye's, where there are black-hearted capitalists, even if Bull Demon King comes, he has to plow two acres of land; even if Sun Wukong comes, he has to perform two monkey tricks; even if Tang Monk comes, he has to explode his relics; even if Ultraman comes, he has to do some demolition work. And you actually want to come here and get something for nothing... I haven't even taken off my clothes, what gives you the right?

Coulson really had no way to deal with Bai Ye, but at least he learned some information about Black Superman's movements from Bai Ye, which was considered a gain.

He asked again:

"We can turn the page on Black Superman, but we still have a question for you, Master Bai Ye."

"put!"

"..." Coulson said: "Tony Stark is your best friend, Master Bai Ye, right?"

"Yes, I only have Tony as my brother. Our brotherhood is like a surging river, endless. Who knew he would die young!" Bai Ye shook his head sadly and said, "Tony was loyal to his country and sacrificed his life for the country. I think we must bury him with a grand ceremony, find a golden coffin, golden clothes, and retire with a golden basin... Since you also asked about Tony, you must have a close relationship with him, so why not contribute a bit and cash in."

"what?"

"Also, Tony loved beautiful women when he was alive. Maybe he would come to me in a dream. I don't know what to find to accompany him, so I can only find ten or eight beautiful women to sleep with me."

Coulson was speechless and said, "Master Bai Ye is really thoughtful. If Stark knew about this, he would definitely be very touched."

Bai Ye sighed: "It's my duty, but I'm such a decent person, it's too difficult for me to ask ten or eight beauties to sleep with me..."

"..."

"So, if you have something to fart, do it now. I have to go find Tony's widow, Pepper, to comfort her. Alas, there is no other way, considering my relationship with Tony. As long as it's Tony's ass, I'm willing to wipe it!"

"..." Coulson looked at Bai Ye with a look that showed he had seen something scum in a human being, and advised him, "Master Bai Ye, please don't worry. Stark might not be dead yet! The U.S. military in Afghanistan has never given up on searching for Stark. We have to find him alive or dead."

"Those lousy American troops in Afghanistan have been fighting in that remote area for so many years, spending hundreds of billions of dollars, and ended up reducing Afghanistan's population from 2000 million to 4000 million. What else can we expect from them except to kill the accountants who come to check the accounts?" Bai Ye said disdainfully, "I really can't imagine that they can find Tony who has been missing for so long. Okay, Tony has been missing for so long, so don't lie to yourselves. You should prepare for the discount. I'm already helping to prepare for Tony's funeral."

Coulson originally wanted to ask Bai Ye if he knew whether he had noticed any abnormality in Tony before and after the accident, but Bai Ye interrupted him and he couldn't ask any more questions. He kept talking about cash discounts... He didn't approve the case funds this time, and his annual income was only $40. How could he use the cash discount for Tony's funeral? Sell a kidney?

With Bai Ye's long and rambling talk, Coulson and others were successfully fooled away.

"Well done." Norman Osborn nodded and said, "If they come to you to ask any questions in the future, just talk to them like this. Don't believe what these official agencies say. Don't believe a single word, because when they need you, they will support you, but when they need to sell you, they will not hesitate at all."

"I don't even trust my women, so I don't plan to get married. How can I trust a bunch of idiots who came out of nowhere?" Bai Ye laughed and said, "Did they ask you about the Green Goblin armor?"

"I did." Norman Osborn said, "The Green Goblin Armor's various numerical indicators are far superior to the Vulture Armor. S.H.I.E.L.D. wants the Vulture Armor, so how could they not want the Green Goblin Armor? The Green Goblin Armor has too high requirements for the driver and is not very practical. I think there is nothing that cannot be sold. It just happens to spread the cost and have money to continue to deepen the research on the Green Goblin Armor. It's just that my offer was too high and they couldn't afford it. The negotiations broke down, so forget it."

"The Green Goblin Armor should indeed be upgraded." Bai Ye said: "The neural link technology may be fine for close combat, but the long-range attack power is too weak. We should get some laser cannons, missiles and other long-range weapons."

"It's easy for you to say it." Norman Osborn glanced at Bai Ye and said, "Do you think I don't know that the Green Goblin Armor has some flaws in long-range attacks? But the energy problem of the Green Goblin Armor can only support the Green Goblin Armor to this point. If it carries more things, the operating time will be greatly shortened, which is not worth the loss. The Green Goblin Armor itself is a long-lasting life-sustaining armor, not a combat armor for fighting. It's just a trade-off. Unless we can find a more advanced energy source, we can start to transform the Green Goblin Armor's long-range attack method."

"Advanced energy?"

Bai Ye seemed to be thinking about something. Isn't this talking about Tony's Ark Reactor? Then when Tony comes back, he can buy a few from him and use them as energy for the Green Goblin Armor. This will surely take the Green Goblin Armor's capabilities to the next level.

The Green Goblin armor, which is developed in depth on the road of biological armor, may not be much worse than Tony's mechanical armor in the end as long as it can be fed with enough resources. If we can build a Green Goblin armor the same size as the Storm and Red in the Pacific Rim world, it seems not bad, and we can really play Gundam.

"The people from SHIELD just asked about Tony Stark. It might not be unintentional." Norman Osborn thought for a while and said, "Tell me the truth, Tony Stark's incident was not yours, was it?"

"What are you thinking? I'm going to kill Tony for no reason?" Bai Ye rolled his eyes: "Am I such a crazy person?"

"Then how do you explain that just before Tony Stark went to Afghanistan, your Galaxy Capital suddenly started to short the Stark Group on a large scale?" Norman Osborn said, "Unless you have received accurate information, something will definitely happen to the Stark Group!"

"Yes, I knew that something bad would happen to Tony, but that doesn't mean I was the one who did it." Bai Ye said, "I just happened to know that someone was going to make Tony get into trouble, so I just took advantage of the situation and made some money. In fact, I had reminded Tony implicitly at the time, but he was obsessed with finding beautiful women and didn't think deeply about what I said, so he got into trouble."

"Who did it?"

"Obadi."

"The Obadiah who is as close to Tony Stark as his son?"

Even Norman Osborn was surprised.

"Yes." Bai Ye said, "I also extorted 30 billion US dollars in bearer bonds from Obadi!"

"..." Norman Osborn said, "You've beaten the master to death with your random punches. I've fought with Obadi and both suffered some minor losses at his hands. You were able to force him to this extent and cut off his flesh to save his life..."

"Who told him to collude with terrorists to kill Tony? The evidence is in my hands." Bai Ye smiled proudly and said, "Not only the 30 billion US dollars, I can also extort more from him!"

"So much time has passed. Even if you have real evidence, it could be fake by now." Norman Osborn warned, "Don't go too far. Be careful not to get burned."

"You're so nagging. I know how to do my own things. I don't need you to teach me." Bai Ye waved his hand and said, "Is there anything else? If not, I'll leave. I'm very busy now. There are still many things waiting for me to do!"

"One more thing." Norman Osborn said, "You have acquired several film companies in Hollywood and are preparing to release a movie called Spider-Man, right?"

"When did you become interested in these little things?" Bai Ye looked at him puzzledly: "What's wrong? Is there any problem?"

"In the movie, you set the main villain as the Roxxon Group. There is no need for that. Change it to the Osborn Group," said Norman Osborn.

"what?"

"Two super villains have recently appeared in New York, Vulture and Dr. Lizard. Even though legally, they were no longer employees of the Osborn Group when the incident occurred, and anything they did had nothing to do with Osborn, but rationally, the public will not care so much and will inevitably think that they are inextricably linked to the Osborn Group. If the incident gets out of hand, the reputation of the Osborn Group will plummet, so it's time to do a wave of marketing." Norman Osborn said: "It will be difficult for the public to accept the Osborn Group simply by whitewashing it in a short period of time, and it will be a waste of time. But what if we change our thinking and adopt a self-deprecating marketing method? In marketing, self-deprecation is actually a more advanced way of whitewashing."

"By setting up the Osborne Group as the villain boss and letting people know that this film company is invested by the Osborne Group, this self-deprecating spirit can be conveyed to the public, which can muddy the public opinion that is one-sidedly criticizing the Osborne Group, thus allowing the Osborne Group to survive this public relations crisis."

Bai Ye was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered what Principal Wang had posted on Weibo complaining about his own hotel: cnmlgb, Xiangtan Wangda Wenhua Hotel is the most stupid hotel I have ever stayed in, and it is owned by my family, amazing! After this Weibo post was posted, it received tens of millions of views, and the occupancy rate of this hotel in Changsha doubled. Undoubtedly, Principal Wang is a master of self-deprecating marketing.

He looked at Norman Osborn and sighed, "You know how to make fun of yourself!"

The fact is, for Bai Ye and Norman Osborn, the reputation of the Osborn Group is important or not. As long as there are more practical benefits in front of them, what does it matter if they sacrifice a little goodwill? If they can earn it back twice as much from other places, then it will not be a loss at all!

"Got it. I'll inform them about this matter and ask them to fine-tune the script. It's a small matter."

Bai Ye turned around, waved, and left Norman Osborn's office.

Norman Osborn's eyes showed a thoughtful look: "He actually knew so much about Obadiah's plot against Tony Stark... Could it be that Black Superman told him? Wait, if Tony Stark is not dead, with Black Superman's super vision, it should not be difficult to find him in Afghanistan? Then when Tony Stark is most desperate, Black Superman will reach out and help Tony Stark... What a good plan, a really good plan!"

……

After leaving Osborne Building, Bai Ye drove to Aunt May's house.

Not long after Bai Ye rang the doorbell, Aunt Mei came and opened the door.

So, Bai Ye saw that Aunt Mei was wearing a white slim-fit sweater on her upper body, which had a kind of elegant beauty and outlined the round outline of Aunt Mei's chest. She was wearing a narrow skirt and black stockings on her lower body. Her pair of beautiful legs were long and well-proportioned, and looked very fleshy under the black stockings.

"Is it you, Bai Ye?"

Aunt Mei was surprised:

"Parker, what's the matter that made you come to me?"

"Yes." Bai Ye nodded and smiled, "After Parker called you before, he thought about it and forgot to call you, making you worry for so long. So in order to apologize to you, he took out a part of the income he earned as an assistant during this period and bought you a gift."

"Ah? Parker bought me a gift?" Aunt Mei was relieved, but she also complained: "If he has money, he can just spend it himself. Why would he buy me a gift? I will buy what I want. What if the gift he buys is not what I want? Isn't it a waste of money?"

"Parker knew you would say that. You'd be afraid that he would spend money recklessly. Besides, according to Osborne's confidentiality regulations, he can't leave Osborne Building for the time being." Bai Ye smiled and said, "So Parker just paid the money, and I helped him pick the gift. If you don't like it, then it's mine. I'll use Parker's money to buy you a new gift until I get the one you like."

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Aunt Mei glared at Bai Ye and said, "What if you buy all the gifts in the world and I don't like any of them? Why don't you buy me the Earth?"

"If you want, Aunt Mei, I can help you buy the earth!" Bai Ye said with a smile.

"Stop talking nonsense." Aunt Mei rolled her eyes at Bai Ye and said, "Come inside first."

The gift that Bai Ye chose for Aunt Mei was an Hermès scarf from the ballet series, in white. It looked extremely beautiful, with dancing ballet figures and a pink color scheme, making the overall look sweet and dreamy.