Homelander Comics

After Aunt Mei opened the gift, she tried it on. The silk scarf matched with the slim-fitting sweater on her upper body, making her look very gentle, and the color combination was fresh and elegant.

"So beautiful." Bai Ye praised: "With your beauty and figure, Aunt Mei, no matter what kind of clothes or accessories, they will look so good on you. Other women rely on these things to decorate themselves, but you decorate these things by yourself."

"You have such a powerful mouth. You can even praise a stone into a gem." Aunt Mei shook her head and chuckled.

"No way!" Bai Ye said, "If Aunt Mei is considered a stone, then all other women in this world are just dirt."

Aunt Mei waved her hands quickly: "Alright, alright, stop talking. If you keep praising me, I will think I am the most beautiful woman in the world."

Bai Ye: “Isn’t it?”

"..." Aunt Mei was so happy that she couldn't stop smiling because of Bai Ye. She said, "Really, stop talking. You've been delayed for so long helping Parker deliver gifts. It's almost noon. Why don't you have lunch before leaving?"

"Okay."

Bai Ye nodded immediately:

"It's a good opportunity to try your cooking skills, Aunt Mei."

"It just so happens that there are a lot of vegetables in the refrigerator that I bought. I originally planned to give him some nutritional supplements because Parker was studying hard. Now it seems that all of them are yours."

Aunt Mei put on an apron, and she exuded the aura of a good wife and mother, which made Bai Ye think even more.

"I'm not used to you asking me to sit all the time, so I'd better come and help Aunt Mei and take care of the cooking." Bai Ye rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile, "I may not be a good cook, but I'm not completely clueless. I should be able to help you a lot, Aunt Mei."

Aunt Mei looked at Bai Ye hesitantly for a moment.

Because this reminded Aunt Mei of the day when they had a barbecue and Bai Ye used some tricks to hold her in his arms and take advantage of her.

"Is this bastard going to use his old tricks again?"

Aunt Mei was a little worried.

She is Parker's aunt and Bai Ye's elder. No matter what, she should not be too close to Bai Ye. Even if Bai Ye has some extra thoughts, he is just a child who is ignorant and it is understandable for him to have some absurd fantasies. As an adult, she must not follow suit!

But after thinking about it, Aunt Mei became worried that she might be overthinking. What if Bai Ye didn't mean that? Her overly defensive look made her seem like she was trying to hide something.

"Then...please help me wash these cucumbers and other vegetables."

Aunt Mei instructed. After thinking about it, she decided not to keep people at a distance, but just keep her distance.

"OK."

Bai Ye was not picky. He picked up a cucumber with the best appearance, stretched out his hand to rub the thorns on it, and said:

"Cucumbers are good things. They can be eaten and used..."

Aunt Mei looked at Bai Ye in shock, her mouth opened wide into an "O" shape.

"If you use it as a facial mask, the effect is better than many real facial masks. It can whiten and rejuvenate the skin, increase skin elasticity and radiance..." Bai Ye took a deep breath and said, "Aunt Mei, you can stock up some more cucumbers at home."

"Why would I stock up on cucumbers? There are so many in the market, I can always buy fresh ones!"

Aunt Mei now seriously suspects that Bai Ye is teasing her, this bad boy!

"That's right, cucumbers are better when they are fresh."

Bai Ye sighed.

Aunt Mei stopped talking. How come every word this guy said was meaningful and profound? Are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination?

She started to get busy.

With slender fingers, one hand holding the vegetables and the other hand holding the knife, she started cutting the vegetables on the chopping board. She was so neat and tidy that it was obvious that she was someone who often stayed in the kitchen.

The first course was Pot Roast, which was made with beef, onions, carrots and tomato sauce.

Take out the chopped beef and sprinkle it evenly with salt, black pepper and flour.

Heat oil in a pan, then put the meat sprinkled with seasonings on it and fry until both sides are deep golden brown.

"..."

American dishes are quickly prepared by Aunt Mei.

The cucumbers washed by Bai Ye are also used for American-style smashed cucumbers. Unlike the Chinese-style smashed cucumbers, which add seasonings such as soy sauce, vinegar, garlic and sesame oil, Aunt Mei's method is to add sesame paste containing lime, cumin and oregano powder to the smashed cucumbers... In short, it is quite different.

The two of them worked for nearly two hours and finally prepared this sumptuous lunch.

During this time, Aunt Mei was surprised that Bai Ye was really working honestly instead of trying to take advantage of her in every way possible.

"Am I really being sentimental and thinking too much?"

Aunt Mei felt very embarrassed.

The two were eating lunch at the dining table.

"I heard that your Osborn company had a big incident last night. A monster attacked and several nearby streets were closed. Did your Osborn Group suffer a big loss?"

Aunt Mei asked curiously.

"It's okay, just some bottles and jars, no big deal, the important things are well protected, nothing's wrong."

Bai Ye smiled slightly.

"What's going on with those monsters?" Aunt May said, "I was saying on the Internet that they were created by the biochemical laboratory of your Osborne Group, and then they accidentally escaped. After that, these monsters were upset about the experiment, so they tried their best to attack the Osborne Building."

"Don't listen to the nonsense on the Internet. It's not that mysterious." Bai Ye said, "The creation of these monsters has no direct connection with the Osborn Group. It's just a small group of terrorists who hold a grudge against Osborn and are dissatisfied that Osborn did not accept their threats, so they launched a terrorist attack on Osborn. This is not the first time, and it may not be the last."

"Ah? Is Osborn so dangerous?" Aunt May asked worriedly, "Why do you have so many enemies?"

She also thought that if Parker could work for the Osborne Group after graduation, then she wouldn't have to worry about Parker anymore. This was an offer from a big company, and Parker's interest was in biology. So, was there any company more suitable for Parker than the Osborne Group?

"It's not that we Osborn have many enemies, but... America has many enemies. Haven't you noticed that New York has become more and more turbulent recently? This is not just a problem for the Osborn family. Moreover, it is not easy to make money these days. Large companies are prone to offend a few crazy people. Just like Tony Stark, the world's richest man, with a military-industrial complex, didn't he still offend terrorists and is missing now?" Bai Ye said: "But don't worry, those terrorists didn't cause many casualties last night. In the future, Osborn will strengthen air defense in this area and increase security measures to prevent such incidents from happening."

Aunt Mei thought about it, the chairman of Stark Group was attacked, and the Morgan Stanley building was bombed some time ago. Which of these big companies dares to say that they are 100% safe? The bigger the company, the more people it offends in the business world. It is not so easy to work in a big company and get a high salary. Otherwise, if you go to a small or medium-sized enterprise, you won't get a high salary, and you may suffer even worse.

In May's opinion, according to the theory during World War II that there would not be a second bomb in a gun pit, the Osborne Group has already suffered a setback once, so it won't be unlucky enough to suffer setbacks one after another in the future, right?

"Aunt Mei, your roast pork ribs are delicious!"

Bai Ye didn't stop talking while he was talking.

The sauce of the grilled ribs is sweet. After you take a bite, the smoky aroma immediately bursts out of your nose. Gently pull the bones and meat apart, and the crystal clear gravy hangs in the gaps between the meat... It is really delicious, not just flattery.

"Is it delicious?" Aunt Mei smiled proudly: "Of course it is. This is my specialty. If this dish is not delicious, then there is nothing to praise about my cooking skills."

The two of them ate and talked, and Bai Ye had a very filling meal. Since Aunt Mei didn't eat much, Bai Ye basically finished all the food on the table.

"You have a big appetite, don't you?"

Aunt Mei looked at the empty plate and exclaimed in amazement.

"Haha, it's because I'm growing up again."

Bai Ye smiled.

A meal where both guest and host enjoy themselves.

It's time for Bai Ye to leave.

Aunt Mei sent Bai Ye to the door.

She breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that she had really misunderstood Bai Ye. The two of them had been together for most of the day, and Bai Ye had not done anything inappropriate. What happened last time... was most likely an unintentional act, but she had misinterpreted it.

"Just tell me, how could this kid have any idea about his elders?"

Aunt Mei laughed secretly in her heart.

but……

Why do I feel a little lost at the same time?

Am I really old, so I am no longer attractive to men?

In many cases, people are not controlled by their own thoughts as they imagine, but are manipulated by hormones and become puppets of hormones. Aunt Mei has been single for more than two years. She is in her golden age of around 40 and has never had a boyfriend. How can she keep her heart as calm as water? It is inevitable that there will be some ripples sometimes.

"Aunt Mei!"

Bai Ye stood at the door of Parker's house and suddenly shouted.

"what?"

Aunt Mei raised her head curiously and blinked.

"You are so beautiful!"

Bai Ye kissed her directly, and without waiting for Aunt Mei to react, he smiled triumphantly, then jumped up and ran away quickly, disappearing from Aunt Mei's sight in the blink of an eye.

"boom--!"

Aunt Mei's head seemed to explode, and everything went blank.

"That bastard, how could he...how could he kiss me?"

The relationship between her and Bai Ye is that of an aunt and a child. She is Bai Ye's elder, so why did Bai Ye's filial piety suddenly change?

It is not right to do so.

But he has already kissed me...what should I do now?

Go to him seriously and talk things out, firmly rejecting his confession?

Or……

Aunt Mei stared blankly at the direction where Bai Ye left. She reached out and touched her lips that were kissed by Bai Ye. After a long while, she murmured:

"I am the elder, I am the elder..."

……

"Haha, you've been on guard against me for so long, but you didn't expect that I would surprise you in the end!"

Bai Ye was driving the car, speeding on the road, laughing.

He had not come here today with the intention of taking Aunt Mei down in one go, let alone finding ways to take advantage of Aunt Mei. That was too vulgar, and this way of doing things would only make women disgusted from the bottom of their hearts. Bai Ye always thought that he was a romantic man, and it was enough for him to do things with a finishing touch. Anything more would be superfluous.

Bai Ye was sure that this kiss of his would be enough to make Aunt Mei savor it for a long time, and would also make Aunt Mei's self-frozen heart begin to show signs of melting. On the contrary, if he only thought about taking advantage of Aunt Mei, he would probably just be a little silver stick with a golden bug in his brain like Aunt Mei.

"The emotions are almost brewing. When we meet again next time, I will be able to take Aunt Mei down in one fell swoop."

Bai Ye drove to the set where Tangtang was shooting a commercial and picked her up from get off work.

"elder brother!"

As soon as they met, Tangtang gave Bai Ye a deep kiss, then happily got into Bai Ye's car and said:

"I recently found a really good Japanese eel restaurant. Let's go there and eat eel rice together!"

"Uh..." Bai Ye said, "It's so late, Tangtang, haven't you had lunch yet?"

"No." Tangtang said, "I was delayed for a while at work today, and then I thought that you, my brother, would be here soon, so I waited for you and we went to have lunch together."

"OK."

Bai Ye smiled awkwardly in his heart. He had just had lunch with Aunt Mei, and now he had to have lunch with Tangtang again. To be honest, if it weren't for his different physique now, he would be able to consume any amount of food. These two lunches would have caused problems with his stomach.

The car started moving. Tangtang leaned back in the chair and took off her high heels. A pair of slender and beautiful legs wrapped in black stockings appeared in front of Bai Ye.

"My legs are sore from standing in high heels for so long."

Tangtang was rubbing her beautiful feet. Even through the black stockings, she could still see her soft toes. Her feet were slender and delicate, her ankles were white and delicate, her heels were round and smooth, and her long, white toes were neatly arranged.

Because Tangtang pays great attention to hygiene, there is no peculiar smell. On the contrary, there is a faint fragrance.

"Brother, can you massage my feet for me?"

Tangtang playfully stretched her feet in front of Bai Ye.

"Stop it, I'm driving. Be careful, or we'll both flip over and die."

Bai Ye said.

"Brother, you said before that you are the driving god of Akina Mountain. If you are the driving god, how can you easily fail?" Tangtang said, "Please help me."

"Oh, I really can't do anything about you."

Bai Ye was driving with only one hand, and he used the other hand to massage Tangtang's feet.

A sly smile flashed in Tangtang's eyes.

Having been with Bai Ye for so long, how could Tangtang not know that Bai Ye is also a bit of a foot fetishist.

Bai Ye also loves to play with her beautiful feet, so she pays great attention to their maintenance. Her toes are trimmed very neatly, the skin on her feet is as smooth as milk, and the shape of her feet is also the most perfect.

"I've rubbed it, is it okay?"

"And this one too!"