Chapter 139: With the development of the times, Sadako needs to keep up with the times so as not to fall into the hands of perverts
“Ahhhhh, how could this happen?!”
Hong Li was lying on the bed in Huobu's house, feeling a little manic: "I feel like they are targeting me on purpose! Humans can't always be unlucky!"
"Mom, Xiaohuo's nest is not big enough!"
Xiao Huo beside the bed patted his nest aggrievedly, wanting to squeeze in but feeling that he would break the nest: "Xiao Huo has grown too much, he needs to move to a new nest!"
"Ah, I'll get that for you another day.
Or you can do it yourself, after all, you are grown up now.”
Hongli waved her hand and said casually: "Besides, you can sleep on the bed. Isn't it comfortable to have a soft bed in your little nest?"
"But mommy rolls around in her sleep in the middle of the night!"
Xiao Huo said seriously: "Xiao Huo might be crushed to death!"
Hongli: "..."
"I'm too lazy to talk to you."
Hongli rolled her eyes. She was upset and wanted to find someone to talk to. But it was already three o'clock in the morning. Who else could she find?
Is this even worth thinking about?!
[Hongli: Heiyang, Heiyang, wake up! Your brother Hei Xiaolong has done something big.]
【Hei Yang: Uh huh, what are you doing...
Sending messages in the middle of the night to disturb people's sleep is a sign of a bad conscience...】
[Heiyang: What happened to Xiaolong? Is he sleepwalking again? ]
[Hongli: Hmm? He can sleepwalk?]
[Heiyang: Ah, yes. When he was a kid, he came to my house to play. He sleepwalked to the toilet in the middle of the night and somehow found his way into my kitchen. He started beating up the cooking pot...
Otherwise, why do you think Xiaolong wanted my aunt to accompany him when he came to practice? It was because he was afraid that he would plot against his fellow disciples in the middle of the night. 】
[Hongli:...]
【Hongli: Did you get caught? 】
[Hei Yang: Nonsense, only a fool would fall for it...]
[Heiyang: Um, that's not right. Didn't you say Xiaolong went surfing in the northwest sea area? How did it become such a big deal? ]
[Hei Yang: Is it outputting to the sea?
It's okay, sea water is naturally bitter and salty, you can't taste it. 】
【Hong Li: Are you fucking sleepy? If it was really this kind of thing, would I be so excited to send you a message in the middle of the night?
I tell you, Hei Xiaolong has become famous this time, and everyone in the sect is going crazy about it! 】
[Hei Yang:? ? ? 】
[Hei Yang: Everyone in the sect knows about Xiao Long's sleepwalking?! His training career is probably coming to an end! (Sad)]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Wake up first, go wash your face and then talk to me.]
[Hei Yang: You are going to trap me to death... Ugh... Wait, let me find some clothes...]
[Hongli:! ! ! 】
[Hongli: You are not wearing any clothes now?!]
[Heiyang: Nonsense, it would be so comfortable to take off clothes and sleep...]
[Video request from Hongli]
[Heiyang rejected the video request]
[Hei Yang:? ? ? 】
【Hongli: Tsk.】
[Heiyang: Okay, now you’re awake. Tell me, what big mess did Xiaolong cause this time?
Well, he has grown up. If anything goes wrong, he should bear the consequences himself. It has nothing to do with me, his brother...】
[Hong Li: It's not that he caused a big mess. Hei Xiaolong has made great contributions. I heard that he will even be awarded the title of Honorary Elder! ]
[Hei Yang: You are worthy of being my younger brother. I have known since he was young that he will become a great man!
But if jade is not carved, it will not become a useful object. Xiaolong’s success today is definitely inseparable from the excellent guidance he received from his brother since he was a child! 】
[Hongli:...]
[Video request from Hongli]
[Hongli: Try to reject me again! ]
【Video connected】
Seeing Heiyang fully dressed at the other end of the screen, Hongli sighed regretfully and explained.
"The story goes like this. Some time ago, Hei Xiaolong and my aunt teamed up to explore the ruins dungeon in the northwest sea area.
My aunt cut off the connection halfway, and Hei Xiaolong and the others continued to move forward, only to discover that the ruins were actually a legacy left behind by a Yuanying stage master in ancient times.
Since they couldn't make up their minds, they quickly sent people back to inform the sect. However, they didn't expect that the news would soon be known by the local bully, the Juanlang Sect. The reason was that there was also an expedition team from the Juanlang Sect nearby, and the leader was also a cultivator in the Foundation Establishment Stage.
The people from the Juanlang Sect wanted to rely on their large numbers to clear the area and drive Xiaolong and his men away, but they didn't expect that Xiaolong could fight one against three of them, and using his earth-level magical power, Glacial Heavy Water, he managed to delay the battle until the arrival of the sect elders.
However, the Juanlang Sect was no pushover. Since the site was close to their territory, they were able to mobilize people quite quickly. Both sects had not produced a Nascent Soul stage leader for many years, so neither was willing to give in and they looked determined to take this site.
Fortunately, both sides were decent people. As upright immortal sects, they resisted the urge to engage in direct physical combat. After reaching an agreement, the two sides set a bunch of rules.
The specific details are that each sect will send two Jindan-stage leaders and a maximum of thirty foundation-building stage members. The two teams will enter the ruins together, and then each sect will test their abilities.
During this period, both sects must strictly control their disciples and elders to prevent the conflict from escalating and unnecessary bloodshed from occurring. "
"Hmm, that sounds good. Both parties have exercised restraint. This is the best compromise, right?"
Heiyang commented weakly: "But what does this have to do with you? Don't tell me you were drafted."
"Not really. I'm a new disciple who has been here for less than a year. It would be a waste of time to recruit me."
Hongli waved her hands and held her forehead helplessly.
"But that's not the point. The point is that I just found out that I can directly apply for long-term residence outside the sect without even leaving the sect. I was so happy about it when your brother stabbed me in the back from a distance.
The sect has now closed the mountain. Until the problem is resolved, the disciples inside the mountain cannot go out, and the disciples outside cannot go back..."
"Then just wait."
Heiyang yawned and said, "You don't have to take over. I'm still with you at the foot of the mountain. Your parents haven't replied yet, so just lie down in the sect."
"That being said, I just feel a little unwilling..."
Hong Li sighed, and suddenly thought of something: "Oh, by the way, my aunt also said that she could teach her family members how to practice in the Jindan stage!"
"Oh ho?"
Heiyang raised his eyebrows and became more energetic: "Is there such a thing?"
"Well, in this way, the big problem in front of us will be solved!"
Hong Li clenched her fists excitedly: "As long as you work hard to cultivate to the Golden Core stage, you can help mom and dad. Aren't you excited?"
"As long as you work hard to cultivate to the Golden Core Stage."
Heiyang grasped the key words expressionlessly: "What, Miss Hong is disassociating herself from the matter now, right?"
"Ah, that's not the point."
Hong Li smiled awkwardly and said, "The point is, our wonderful life is just around the corner!
In such a happy moment, don’t worry about the little details!
Damn, don’t lip-sync to me! Don’t look at me with contempt! Don’t give me the middle finger! Don’t… Damn, you want to fight, don’t you! "
Hong Li couldn't help but roll up her sleeves in frustration, revealing her white and thin arms: "Do you believe that I will jump out of the screen and punch you right now!"
"Ok?"
Heiyang retracted his middle finger, raised his eyebrows, and gently patted the bed sheet beside him with a provocative look on his face.
"Come on if you have the guts. You can teleport here anyway. But I want to see how you jump back after you jump out.
Well, I can’t guarantee what will happen at that time, but please don’t cry. You will bear the consequences at your own risk, so you have to think carefully…”
"!!!"
Hong Li glared at him: "Threatening me, right? I was scared of your sister, right?"
"Come on then."
Heiyang continued to pat the bed sheet: "Well, this bed is pretty sturdy. Come on, don't be scared. We are both about the same strength, so it's a 50-50 match."
"..."
Hong Li was silent for a moment. 50-50 meant that there was a 50% chance of losing, and the battlefield was not favorable for her...
but……
"Heh, a mere Black Sun, do you think I will surrender so easily?"
Hongli curled her lips and a card slipped into her hand: "If I can't teach you a lesson this time, I'll take your last name!"
"Wait, what are you doing?!"
Heiyang's eyebrows suddenly jumped, and he had a bad feeling in his heart: "Xiao Li, calm down, let's talk it over nicely!
Well, once you are married, you are bound by love for a hundred days, when will the cycle of revenge end..."
"Oh, you're scared?"
Hongli turned the card over and smiled like a villain: "It's too late! We should root out the problem as soon as possible!"
Item: [Toothache Curse Card]
Effect: Make the selected target suffer from unbearable toothache that lasts for the whole day!
Scope: Foundation Establishment Stage and below
"Heiyang, pay the price!"
Under the boy's horrified gaze, the girl activated the card with an evil smile!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 140: It’s impossible for people to be unlucky all the time, right?
"Ahhhhhh, my dear wife, I was wrong, please don't torture me anymore!"
"Humph, it's good that you know you're wrong. Who will be the boss of the family from now on?"
"You decide. You decide, okay?"
"Oh ho ho ho ho ho!"
Hongli smiled and activated the card in her hand while imagining what would happen next.
She looked at the black sun on the screen expectantly, waiting for the moment when the curse would take effect.
"..."
Heiyang looked at Hongli expressionlessly: "And then?"
"Ah?"
Hongli frowned. Heiyang's calmness was unreasonable...
The curse should have taken effect, but why...
Could it be that a fake product was sold? No way!
"..."
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