After thinking for three seconds, Hongli reacted instantly and subconsciously showed a funny smile: "Good guy, I almost got fooled by you.
Just bear it, eh? Just pretend, eh? I want to see how long you can hold on."
"what are you talking about."
There was a trace of confusion in Heiyang's eyes: "I don't quite understand."
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand. You and I both know it."
Hongli smiled slightly, supported her head with her hands, and lay on her side on the bed, looking like she was watching a good show.
"Well, your will is commendable, but I have good news for you. The effect will only last for a whole day before disappearing. Isn't that a very short time? I think so too. It should last at least a year!"
"I don't know what you're talking about though."
Heiyang showed disdain on his face: "But just the tone of your voice makes me want to beat you up."
"Oh, yes, yes, I always deserve a beating."
Hongli smiled and pointed at her own face: "Come on, hit me and make me cry!"
"Fuck, you are sick!"
Heiyang couldn't help but curse out loud.
"Yeah, indeed."
Hong Li nodded in agreement, stretched out her hand to pull a pile of snacks from the bedside, picked out a candy and threw it into her mouth: "I have a serious disease that makes me feel uncomfortable if I don't hear you beg for mercy, do you want one too?"
[Hongli sends you a candy*1, do you want to accept it?]
Hei Yang: "..."
"Yes."
Hongli urged softly, "Why don't you accept it? Don't you like food too?"
"recent……"
Heiyang said calmly: "I quit."
"Ha, really?"
Hong Li looked suspicious: "Or is it that someone has a toothache and dares not eat?"
"Ok?"
Heiyang scratched his head, took the candy, and threw it into his mouth: "But it's okay to eat it occasionally."
Hongli: "!!!"
"Okay, cruel enough!"
Hongli showed an admiring expression: "I respect you as a man!"
"baffling."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and said, "If you keep talking nonsense like this, I will turn off the video and go back to sleep."
"you dare!?"
Hongli's face sank: "Just chat with me for a while. How can you sleep peacefully when I can't sleep?!"
"If you can't sleep, count sheep."
"Strange talk, totally unfounded!"
“Then count the black sheep.”
"It doesn't matter. The more I count, the more excited I get!"
"..."
Awkward chat...
Five minutes of awkward chat...
Ten minutes of awkward chat...
Two hours of awkward chatting...
"Oh, no, I really can't open my eyes."
Heiyang yawned loudly: "It's almost dawn, I'm going to catch up on some sleep..."
"Well……"
Hongli wanted to say something but stopped herself, a look of surprise appeared on her face, and a feeling of frustration surged in her heart.
Why doesn’t it work? Is it because it has not been used for a long time and has expired?
Or, the posture of cursing just now is wrong, do you need to recite some special spells, or do you need to perform some mysterious rituals?
For example, offering souls, flesh and blood to evil gods, is it okay to offer pigeon soup...
"Hey!"
Heiyang's voice brought Hongli back to her senses. She rubbed her brows and said, "I'm going to turn it off. You can take a nap. If you don't want to sleep, go and practice. Wake me up in the afternoon."
"Wait a moment!"
Hong Li stretched out one hand and picked up another curse card between her fingers: "Wait for me a moment, maybe I didn't perform well just now, I'll use a stomachache curse card this time, if it still doesn't work, I'll admit defeat!
You should also cooperate a little and show some reaction, don't make me look like a clown!"
"Xiao Li..."
Heiyang spoke softly.
"what?"
Hongli looked confused: "What's wrong?"
"Does it have to be this way?"
Heiyang whispered softly: "Must we kill them all?"
"Hmm? Are you talking about..."
Before she finished speaking, Hongli suddenly froze, then her eyes lit up slightly and she smiled sweetly: "Oh, huh?"
"Ugh."
Heiyang sighed, took a deep breath, and sank his energy into his dantian: "Hongli, are you fucking ************? Aaaaaaa, you're so stupid, it hurts me to death************ How could there be such a cruel and heartless prop? Aaaaaa!"
Heiyang couldn't hold it in any longer, so he waved his hand and condensed a handful of cold water, and poured it into his mouth: "Shashasha, what is this? It doesn't make sense. I have been doing good deeds all my life and keeping my oral hygiene, so why do I have a toothache?
You bastard, you plotted against me and made me eat your candy, I’m fucking ******”
“Hahaha! No, don’t be like this, Mr. Hei, please regain your calm and composed look. You’re like this now, hahahahaha!”
Hongli couldn't help laughing wildly, causing Xiaohuo beside the bed to quietly hold on to the bed with his wings, and poked his head out with a confused look on his face: "What's wrong with mom? Did you encounter something happy? You laughed until tears came out..."
"No, it's okay, you don't need to worry about me, hahaha..."
Hongli covered her stomach, gasping for breath: "Hu, haha, I can't take it anymore... hu, calm down, calm down... hahahaha!"
"Hongli!!!"
Heiyang's roar rang in his ears: "Remember this, don't fall into my hands, or I will make you pay!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hong Li curled her lips, looking nonchalant: "I don't know how many times you have said this since I was a child, but I have lived smoothly until now, right?
Besides, even if nothing happened today, if I really fell into your hands, I would still not have a good ending...
Humph, I still have some self-awareness.
So, just bear with the toothache!
Oh, I forgot to mention, I still have eight curse cards like this.
Let me tell you a little secret. Once you reach the Golden Core Stage, this curse card will be useless. Uh-huh, do you understand what I mean?"
"Change, can you change the conditions?"
"you sure?"
"You're not giving me a chance to live, are you?"
Heiyang covered his cheek with his hands, his face fierce, and lined up the four gift boxes he had accumulated since the seventh level of Qi Refining: "Just wait, I'll give you something fun!"
"Brother, you are dreaming."
Hong Li couldn't help but laugh, "You can get whatever you want? Do you think this gift box belongs to us? It's all random!"
【Black Sun: [Picture]】
Item: A very solid wall
Quality: purple
Size: 6 meters long, 0.5 meters wide, 4 meters high (normal form)
Length 0.06m, width 0.005m, height 0.04m (portable form)
Effect: It is really strong and can resist attacks from the Nascent Soul stage and below!
Introduction: A wall may be able to block the wind, but it would be difficult to block the rain.
[Hongli: Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. That's it. Purple quality isn't good enough. You might as well just run into it head-on. I'm embarrassed for you. Hahaha!]
[Hei Yang: Ha, come again! ]
【Black Sun: [Picture]】
Skills: High Frequency Warrior
Quality: blue
Effect: Turn on the high-frequency mode. During use, the position will be reset every five seconds. No matter how far you move, you will return to the origin.
In high-frequency form, you are immune to 70% of the damage received and your dodge rate is greatly increased!
In high frequency form, your attacks have a 70% chance of missing damage.
Introduction: Come on! Let's see who is the most unpredictable! (Thick fog)
[Hongli: Ah, so what? If you learn this skill, I can also synchronize with you.]
[Hongli: Give up. As a human being, sometimes you just have to accept your fate. People are not always blessed by good luck. I think I have a say in this...]
[Black Sun: [Picture] [Picture]]
Props: Dancing Youth Gift Pack
Quality: green
Effect: Dance Card*6 (Let the selected target dance the dance you specify, lasting for one hour)
Scope: Foundation Establishment Stage and below
Introduction: The third set of national radio gymnastics for middle school students, dancing youth, starts now!
[Hongli:? 】
Props: Double Happiness
Quality: green
Effect: Truth card*2 (Specified...if you understand, you will understand!)
Adventure Card*2 (…I know!)
Introduction: No matter from which angle you look at it, this kind of prop will not bring happiness to people! (Sad)
[Hongli:? ? ? 】
【Hongli:? ! ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[Hongli: Brother, I was wrong. I am your Xiaoli, boohoo…]
[Hei Yang: Hehehehe…]
(End of this chapter)
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