(Go on!)
a ha ha ha……
(Ahahahaha…)
Bang! (Door slams)
Huh——(Relieved breath)
Well, Heiyang knew without thinking that it would turn out like this in the end. Everyone knew it, but they still had to cooperate with each other in the performance...
The world of adults is too complicated. Heiyang just wants to go back to the bedroom and hug Hongli...
[Heiyang: Li, are you still alive? I miss you so much~~]
[Hongli: Ha, look at your little achievements, can you not survive without sister Hongli? Hahahaha, what a little trash. ]
[Hei Yang: Forget it, just lie there by yourself. I'd better join the adults' conversation...]
[Hongli:! ! ! 】
【Hongli: No———】
[Hongli: Heiyang! Brother! Husband! I am trash! Don’t leave me! I haven’t seen you for fifty-seven minutes, oh, fifty-eight minutes…]
[Hongli: Hahahahahahaha… I, I can’t take it anymore. I have Black Sun Withdrawal Syndrome. I’m about to die. I need a Black Sun to kiss me, hug me, and lift me up high! ]
[Hongli: It's so lonely lying here alone! Ahhh, I want to tear this broken dragon tendon rope apart and go play with you. I feel like my instant kill ability is ready now.]
[Hei Yang: Uh, what are you doing? I used a normal attack, but you used up all your skills? ]
[Hei Yang: Ha, how come I didn't know you were so clingy to me? You were able to calmly read novels for a whole month and ignore me before...]
【Hongli: Ah, I don’t know when it started.
There is no need to hide my inner thoughts from you. Right now, you are all on my mind! 】
[Hongli: I don’t want to think too much. Maybe I was blinded by the handsomeness of men.
I was young and ignorant before, and I didn’t know the good of men, so I mistakenly regarded novels as treasures.
Of course, novels and comics are still my lifeblood, but I want to read them with you, double the joy! Maybe this is what it feels like to be in love! 】
[Heiyang: Tsk tsk, you are quite honest this time. I thought you would be tough on me.]
[Hongli: What? This is called daring to love and daring to hate, okay? Being shy doesn’t stop me from bragging. My love for you will never change!]
【Hei Yang: All right.】
[Hei Yang: But you should be careful about the instant kill ability. You can't defend against the dragon tendon rope. Don't flash directly from the bed to the ceiling.]
[Hongli: Speaking of this, I was just wondering if the instant kill would allow me to pass through walls everywhere and wander around the house, and then you would suddenly glance and see me wandering around the house...]
[Hei Yang: What haunted house ghost?]
[Heiyang: Why didn't you say you were stuck in the wall? ]
[Hongli:? ? ? 】
[Hongli: Then it's the classic plot, right? Hongli's head is outside, and her lower body is inside, and you can do whatever you want? ]
[Hei Yang: Damn, I really didn’t expect it if you hadn’t said it. What I wanted to say was that your health would continue to drop if you were stuck in the wall…]
[Hongli: Tsk, even though our wall is really strong, it is impossible for me to get stuck inside and not get out. I can get out with a little effort.]
[Heiyang: What you said was an ordinary wall. Have you forgotten what's on the roof of our bedroom? ]
"Ok?"
Hongli blinked, stared at the ceiling for a few seconds, and suddenly her pupils shrank and she shuddered violently.
[Hongli: Damn, that's not possible, you can't trap me in that wall that even a Yuanying stage can't break, right?]
[Heiyang: Uh... Imagine, I push open the bedroom door, and your head is hanging on the ceiling, with your lower body swinging weakly in the air...]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli:? ? ? 】
[Hongli: You, Heiyang, why don’t you just die! Can’t you just hope for me to be better?]
[Hongli: Oh no, oh no, now that you say that, I'm already scared looking at the ceiling, I don't want to die in such a miserable way! ]
[Hong Li: When the news gets out, it will be said that the talented leader of the Five Elements Sect died stuck on the roof of his bedroom.
Damn, I can't even afford to be embarrassed by this person even if I die, I'll just be full of resentment and pretend to be dead! 】
[Hei Yang: And then kill everyone who knows about it? ]
【Hongli: Yes, that's the truth.】
[Hongli: You are next! Heiyang!]
[Hei Yang: Tsk, I was just kidding. That kind of thing will never happen, right?]
[Hongli: I thought so too! ]
Hongli immediately breathed a sigh of relief and responded excitedly.
[Hongli: There's no way I can get stuck in the wall above my head. It doesn't make sense, right?]
[Hei Yang: Uh, what I mean is, even if you get stuck, we can split up and act separately. With the Nirvana Beyond and the vitality of the Golden Core Stage, and I feed you regularly, you shouldn't die!]
[Hongli:? 】
[Hongli: The small question mark is filled with great fear! ]
【Hongli: Isn’t that even more terrifying? Being trapped in there would be worse than death!
Just kill me, and then hold my head and remember me. This will also be considered as dying in your arms, wuwuwu...】
[Hei Yang: You have to be optimistic. Trust me. I will practice hard and reach a higher level to rescue you. Wouldn't that be a big win for you?]
[Hongli: Damn, what do you mean by splitting the mountain to save my mother...]
[Hei Yang: You're taking advantage of me, right?]
[Hongli: What's wrong with taking advantage of you?! ]
[Hongli: Oh, I've figured it out now. Even if I'm stuck inside, I can still teleport to your side at any time. Good man, you almost fooled me.]
[Hei Yang: You weren’t very smart originally…]
[Hongli: That’s because you have a halo on your head that specifically suppresses Hongli’s intelligence…]
[Hei Yang: Then have you ever thought of a possibility, that is, after you are stuck inside, I will choose to teleport you, and then get stuck next to you, how would you escape in this case? ]
[Hongli:? ? ? 】
[Hongli: What's the limit? One for one?!]
"Xiaoyang, we'll leave first then."
Mother's voice suddenly came from the side, bringing Heiyang back to his senses while whispering to Hongli.
He saw everyone standing up and quickly stood up as well.
"That's it..."
Heiyang was surprised and coughed, looking reluctant: "Are you ready to leave now?"
"right--"
Qing Yiyi could tell what her son was thinking at a glance and couldn't help but roll her eyes.
"Your father, your grandfather and I are going to Yuying's house to check on Lianlian and see if she has been cursed or anything like that. If not, everyone will be happy. If there is, the sooner it is discovered, the sooner it can be resolved."
"Yes, there are also me, the elders and disciples."
Shi Xing said with a smile: "The matter of rebuilding the sect still needs long-term planning, and we need to stay in Five Colors City for a while.
Well, by the way, I can take advantage of the New Year to visit relatives and help the residents here to check their health for free. This can be regarded as a way to hone my skills and also to better integrate into this place."
"Um... is that so?"
Heiyang looked surprised. Why did he feel that Sect Master Shi was looking at him with a slightly fiery look?
Even if the Yaowang Sect encountered a disaster, it shouldn't be so bad that they don't even have a place to live. They still have to treat the residents... I always feel like there is something wrong!
"The apologies are all in the warehouse..."
Yao Yang came close to Hei Yang and whispered, "You can check it out. These are the supplies you mentioned before. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us."
"Oh my, you're welcome."
Heiyang smiled. What's the problem? Heiyang was just being mean and judging others by his own standards. Doctors have a kind heart. How could a commoner like him understand that?
"..."
"Just deliver it to the door, no need to continue delivering it."
Hei Muguang waved his hand: "Go back and continue sleeping."
"Haha, no need, I'll walk you a little further!"
Heiyang said with a smile: "I am so hardworking, why would I sleep at this time!"
"If your dad tells you not to, then don't send me off."
Qing Yiyi gave him a look and said, "Xiao Li, she's not feeling well, go take care of her!"
"Hey, okay, okay, I'll drop you off here then. Bye, hahaha!"
Heiyang watched everyone disappear around the corner with a smile on his face.
"boom!"
Then he quickly closed the door, with a look of gratitude on Heiyang's face.
"Mom! You are really my mom!"
【Heiyang: Xiaoli.】
[Hongli: Huh? What happened? Why did you suddenly stop talking? ]
【Heiyang: Look above your head.】
"Ah?"
Hongli moved her gaze upwards with a confused look on her face, and then her pupils shrank sharply.
"Hahaha! Your dad is here!"
Heiyang instantly appeared above Hongli and rushed towards her with his arms open.
"Justice from heaven!!!"
"Fuck, what's wrong with you..."
Hongli looked at the black sun falling from the sky with horror on her face and subconsciously wanted to struggle.
"what?"
Hongli looked at her body and her expression returned to calm.
"Oh, I'm tied up. That's fine. I can't resist..."
"Ha! You just took advantage of me, didn't you? Call me daddy now!"
"Come on, stop making trouble, let me untie you first..."
"Alright, alright, don't move. The more you move, the harder it will be to solve. I'll do it... Hmm? How did you get out?"
"Well, I have an idea to kill it instantly..."
"Ah this..."
"Fuck!"*2
"boom!"
Heiyang bumped his head against the corner of the bed while holding Hongli.
"Paji"
Upturned bed
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