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"Uh, I want this big bed..."
Hongli stretched out an arm with difficulty.
"It's to lie on it, not to let it lie on us..."
"You should be thankful that the other person gave you face..."
Heiyang also stretched out an arm and said weakly: "At least it only made a fuss after the guests left..."
"Ah..."*2
Both arms fell limply.
Best of the match, bed, double kill!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 268 Actually, the one who pays more attention to the ceremony before the lottery tends to have a darker face...
"Heiyang, I feel like my waist is broken, seriously!"
Hongli whispered, "It's probably broken into several pieces. It's a serious injury. It will be paralyzed in bed and unable to work. You have to work hard to take care of me."
"Go away..."
Heiyang re-laid the bed sheet and said casually: "How can a child have a waist?!"
Hong Li: "???"
"Oh my goodness, this is truly a classic line from my parents, right?"
Hong Li snorted lightly, raised her head and chest, stood up straight, and said unconvincedly: "But that was in the past, now I am not a little girl, but a grown-up girl.
Look at this perfect figure, this charming curve, this slender waist, and you still dare to say that I don’t have a waist?!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Heiyang stretched, threw the pillow and quilt back on the bed, and glanced at Hongli.
"The bed is ready, you can lie down."
"Yeah, Black Sun is the best!"
Hongli buried her face in the quilt and rubbed it comfortably.
"Welcome back, my beloved bed!"
"Weird..."
Heiyang looked at the corner of the bed carefully, frowned, and patted it lightly with his hands, then took a few steps back, measured the angle with his fingers, his face full of confusion.
"This is weird. How did we do that just now? No matter how you think about it, the bed shouldn't have been knocked over at this angle, right?"
"Hey, why do you care about those things?"
Hongli turned sideways against the wall, and patted the empty space beside her.
"Come on, come on, don't just stand there like an idiot!"
"But if I don't understand, I will feel uncomfortable..."
"Oh, what's the big deal!"
Hongli turned sideways, held her chin with one hand, and looked at Heiyang helplessly.
"If you don't come over, I won't pay attention to you anymore."
"As if you could really help ignoring me."
Heiyang was fearless and didn't take it seriously. He still held his chin and analyzed the angle and strength.
"Let's be honest. It flipped over for the first time today when we were making a fuss. Maybe it will flip over for the second time someday when we do something bad."
"Ah this..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment and curled her lips.
"You have a lot of experience, knowledge, and theoretical preparation, and you talk a lot, but in fact you are just a talker. Why are you pretending to be an expert?"
"Isn't it the same for you?"
The serious expression on Heiyang's face disappeared, and he looked at Hongli with dead eyes. He sighed, crawled to her side, and hugged her.
"Forget it, forget it. I'm too lazy to think about it. I'll talk about it when the time comes."
"Tsk, it should have been like this a long time ago."
Hongli snorted softly, moved her slender waist, and moved closer to Heiyang. She then lowered her head, crawled out from under his arm, and rested her head on his arm, looking very comfortable.
"So what do we do now?"
"You can do anything, or you can do nothing."
Heiyang narrowed his eyes and hugged the girl tighter.
"So when will your magical powers merge..."
[Your contract partner (Hongli) has been promoted to the third level of the Golden Core Stage, and the cultivation is being synchronized. ]
"uh-huh."
The corners of Hongli's mouth rose slightly.
"Any questions, bro?"
"Ah, it's good. My waist is really good."
"Fuck, wake up."
Hongli showed her dead fish eyes and two blushes appeared on her cheeks.
"I told you I made a breakthrough, come and praise me!"
"Aren't I praising you?"
"It seems... so?"
"uh-huh."
Heiyang opened his eyes, looked at the solid ceiling, and suddenly thought of something.
"Do you still remember how many gift boxes we have now with this addition?"
"I have eight."
"I'm seven."
"Fifteen in total."
"so……?"
Hongli opened her eyes, looked at her boyfriend, and nodded.
"Let's go together and see if there's anything fun!"
"Let's get together first."
Heiyang turned over and turned Hongli over with his arm around her waist. The two of them changed from lying down to lying prone and stood up the big pillow to make room.
Hongli on the side hummed softly, took out the gift boxes one by one and placed them in front of the two people's heads, and stacked them together with Heiyang on the side.
There are fifteen of them, five at the bottom and one at the top, stacked up into a five-story tower.
"call……"
Hongli looked at the pyramid in front of her and couldn't help but sigh.
"You look very wealthy. With fifteen, I wonder if you can get enough money for your retirement."
"Would you like to know if you try it?"
Heiyang stretched out his hand halfway and suddenly looked at Hongli.
"You first or me first?"
"Oh, I must be first!"
Hongli waved her fair right hand confidently.
"Look at my little red hand, I'll give you a good start!"
"Is there a possibility..."
Heiyang couldn't help but complain: "Little Red Hand isn't the hand of some guy named Hong?"
"Heiyang, just shut up and watch my show."
Hongli snorted softly and reached out to open the gift box on top.
"Come on, open the door!"
"send!"
Heiyang cursed beside him.
"Send you a big head ghost."
Hongli looked at the purple light in the gift box, raised her eyebrows, and was delighted.
"Look, the first piece is purple, so I said I'm a little red hand!"
Hongli checks the item information.
Item: Open the coffin to see the joy
Quality: purple
Effect: A moisture-proof, insect-proof, decay-resistant and hard coffin. As long as you lie inside and close the lid, even a cultivator in the Nascent Soul stage will be unable to do anything to you!
Note: Once the coffin is closed, it can only be opened from the inside, so make sure you are inside before closing it.
Introduction: Even if I were dead and nailed in a coffin, I would still shout out with a rotten voice: Who the hell stuffed a coffin into this gift box! Stand up!
Ahem, actually, coffins are a symbol of auspiciousness in many worlds in the heavens and myriad realms. Really, believe me, I’m the introduction, I won’t lie!
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"boom!"
Hongli opened her hands expressionlessly, and a ball of Nirvana fire stretched out towards the coffin and burned, but the latter was bathed in the Nirvana fire without any damage, which was extremely provocative.
"Ha, hu..."
Hongli took a deep breath and continued to burn the coffin.
"Ahem, um, Xiaoli..."
Hei Yang reminded cautiously: "This one of theirs can protect against Nascent Soul Stage, we two should not be able to burn it."
"I know, so what? I don't like it."
Hong Li said calmly: "If I can't burn it in a short time, I will burn it for hundreds of years...
Even if I can’t burn it, I will let our children burn it. If the children can’t burn it, I will let my grandchildren burn it. The coffin will not be restored, and my descendants will be endless…”
"Sister Li, don't do that..."
Heiyang's forehead was sweating and his mouth twitched as he grabbed Hongli's shoulders.
"There's no need to sacrifice our family tree for this thing, right?"
"Ugh..."
Hong Li was stunned and turned her expressionless face towards Hei Yang, quietly looking at her boyfriend's helpless expression. Tears quickly gathered in her eyes, and then she burst into tears and hugged Hei Yang's neck.
"But it bullies me, it bullies me! Black Sun!
I want retirement money, not money for my coffin!
Damn it, damn it, damn it! Woo woo woo, I’m so mad! "
"Okay, okay, it's just opening a box, no need to break the defense."
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