The fifth one, gold, feels good.
Item: Calming Incense
Quality: purple
Effect: Enter the state of enlightenment, speed up the fusion of magical powers, and greatly shorten the time required for fusion.
Introduction: To be honest, this thing can also be used as a mosquito coil, I'm serious.
Item: Anxiety Generator
Quality: purple
Effect: Cause and effect deduction, predict the future, and create your own sense of anxiety!
Introduction: As for prophecies, ten out of ten are bad...
Item: Realm Map Hanging
Quality: gold
Effect: Scan the cultivation levels of all creatures within range, and mark their locations and cultivation levels.
Applicable realm: Qi Refining Stage - Tribulation Crossing Stage.
Scope of application: One world (traveling world)
Introduction: That’s right, I won’t act anymore, this time I really turned on the cheat my friend gave me!
Item: Life and Death Contract (for two people)
Quality: gold
Effect: Health points are shared evenly.
Introduction: Are you really sure you want to gamble your life with another person?
Do you really have someone you trust absolutely enough to sign a contract with? You have to know that the term is called forever.
Item: Absolute Pass*2
Quality: gold
Effect: A one-time consumable item. Using this item in any "barrier", "array", "special space", "world gap" or "space-time turbulence" allows you to pass freely without any obstacles.
Introduction: Our original intention was to help those explorers who strayed into dangerous places to escape danger, but there are always some bastards who use it to peek!
"..."
"Hoo, ha, hoo, ha..."
Hongli muttered slogans softly while her hands continued to hit Heiyang's legs.
"How is it, Heiyang? Is our ancestral Hong family massage method comfortable?!"
"If my memory has not been tampered with, I remember that the Hong family does not have any ancestral massage methods..."
Heiyang looked down at Hongli expressionlessly.
"I feel like you are using my legs as a punching bag, Miss Hongli. Thanks to you, I can no longer feel the existence of my legs."
"Ha, I'm overthinking it. This is normal..."
Hong Li smiled and said, "It proves that your legs are so happy that you don't even care about your waist anymore. You feel like you are floating in the air!"
"Climb, climb, climb..."
Heiyang rolled his eyes and said, "I'm lazy if I want to be lazy. My legs are numb from being pressed by your body, and you're still pretending!"
"Oh, oh, it's really because my husband's strong legs are so warm and reliable!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Heiyang curled his lips, took out the life and death contract and handed it to Hongli.
"Girl, sign a contract with me immediately and become a magical girl!"
"Aha?"
A question mark popped up above Hongli's head. She quickly glanced at the item information and looked surprised.
"So, if we sign this contract, we can truly die together?"
"Fuck, why do you talk so unlucky every day!"
Heiyang rolled his eyes: "Hurry up!"
"Hey, I know, I know."
Hong Li signed the contract with a smile, and said casually as she signed, "If this is the case, if your life is in danger, won't I have to be sent along with you?
I thought you would rather sacrifice yourself than let the person you love die or something like that!"
"Humph, you are such a loser. You can't do anything without me. What's the point of you living if I die?"
Heiyang said viciously: "Let's just die together quickly."
"Yes, yes, I will die with you, my husband."
Hongli couldn't stop smiling.
Die together? No way.
Signing a contract is a reminder to each other: take it easy, because your life belongs to more than just yourself!
"..."
"..."
At 3:50 in the morning, Hong Qiao was quietly waiting for dawn in front of Yang Li's house.
"Second uncle said that Brother Heiyang and Sister Hongli might be able to give me some help, but I don't know if it will work..."
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 272 The more you want to do something well, the more likely you are to run into trouble...
"The gun is yours, the sword is mine..."
"The fire crystal is small, this cup is for my parents to use for self-defense..."
"One pass for you and one for me..."
On the big bed, the boy and the girl sat cross-legged, whispering in a voice that only the other party could hear. They were sorting out the props that had been opened.
"To be honest, this medicinal wine is of little use to me."
Heiyang snorted and said proudly: "Maybe we can see some changes if we add a cup of water to the basin.
But if you pour it into rivers, lakes, or ponds, you won’t see any difference at all!”
"Ah, yes, yes..."
Hongli remained silent and pretended nothing had happened.
"Put it by the bed. Maybe someone will need it in the future."
Hei Yang: "..."
Heiyang: "I'm too lazy to argue with you..."
Hong Li: "Ah, yes, yes, that's what it means to lack confidence."
Hei Yang: "Who are you looking down on? Who are you looking down on?
With your tiny arms and legs, I'm afraid I'd break them with just a little force!
And you asked me to drink medicinal wine, don't cry and call daddy when the time comes!"
Hong Li: "Tsk, if you don't practice, you have no right to speak. Anyway, you haven't tried it yet, so you can brag as much as you want."
Heiyang: "This is called stating the facts."
"hope so……"
Hongli curled her lips, suddenly thought of something, and sighed.
"So how do we deal with that coffin? I get so angry when I see it."
"Who can I blame for something I created myself?"
"Then we'll just..."
Hongli scratched her head and said, "Put it on the bedside too, waiting to be used later?"
"You put it next to the bed, don't you think it's unlucky?"
Heiyang held his forehead helplessly and sighed, "Hide it in the storage bag. It can be regarded as a life-saving trump card. I can deceive myself and think of it as a turtle shell or something..."
"Fine……"
Hongli nodded and continued sorting.
"Little Peach Tree, this one needs no further explanation as to its priority. Before we have other ways to increase our family's lifespan, this is our lifeblood..."
"That's true."
Heiyang was holding something that looked like a tablet and kept poking at it. He couldn't help but complain, "This anxiety-making device can't play games or watch anime, but it has to look like it can connect to the Internet. It's really a bit outrageous...
I can only say that it is worthy of being called an anxiety-generating device. It hasn’t even been activated yet, but it’s already making me anxious just by its appearance.”
"Alright, alright, I've never played those games you mentioned, nor watched those anime since I was born..."
Hongli rolled her eyes, took the anxiety generator from Heiyang, and looked at the only start button on it with curiosity.
"But so what? Miss Hongli is still alive and well, isn't she?"
“It’s normal that it’s hard to go from extravagance to frugality!
How does that sentence go? I can endure darkness if I have never seen the light, or to give a more intuitive example..."
Heiyang pointed at Hongli and said quietly: "If I want to sleep peacefully now, I have to hold you, otherwise I won't be able to sleep well!"
"I understand. I am your mother. After all, it is normal for a child to rely on his mother."
"Climb, climb, crawl."
"It's urgent. It's urgent."
Hongli sneered and pressed the start button.
[Instructions for use: 1. The anxiety generator connects to the world's cause and effect nodes through legal means to perform calculations and is non-toxic and harmless. ]
[Second, the anxiety prediction is for reference only, not an established fact, please treat it rationally.]
[Connecting the world's cause and effect nodes, please wait...]
[Connection successful, started, click the screen to make an anxiety prediction. ]
"Ha, so this is how we play..."
Hongli nodded in understanding and smiled confidently: "You want to make me anxious? No way. I'm not a stress-prone girl like Qiao Qiao!"
.........
"Ah!"
Hong Qiao, who was standing at the gate of Yang Li's house, rubbed her red nose and murmured softly, "Because I've been in a bad mood recently and my work and rest schedule is irregular, did I catch a cold...
Well, I remember my brother and sister said that when visiting, you can shout through the lazy dog statue at the door...
Well, let's wait a little longer. They should be sleeping now. I'll knock on the door in the morning. I still have some perseverance..."
.........
[Anxiety creation: Your family is getting old, and your peach tree project will take sixty years to harvest the first batch of fruits, and your father has a bad habit of drinking. Maybe you should think of other ways, such as starting to practice hard now? ]
Hongli: "..."
"Damn, I'm getting anxious. What should I do with Black Sun? What it said makes so much sense!"
"Don't panic, it's only sixty years..."
Hei Yang snorted disdainfully: "Before that, with the help of elixirs, skills and spirit stones, I can definitely increase my parents' lifespans!"
【Anxiety relieved...】
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