"Tsk, tsk."
Heiyang loosened his hand and naturally took Hongli's hand. He turned his head to look at Hong Butian and Elder Piao Ah Piao, who would have wrestled with each other if they hadn't been able to touch each other. He said speechlessly, "Speaking of that Elder Piao Ah Piao, do you still want to reshape your body...
Ah, of course, I am not in a hurry. If you two have the leisure time..."
"Yes! Of course!"
The Great Elder abandoned Hong Butian and rushed to Hei Yang: "Please make arrangements for me!"
"Tsk tsk, did Zhuji see that?..."
Hong Butian curled his lips in disdain and pointed at the Great Elder: "Look at that stinky old man, he calls himself an old man in front of me and takes advantage of his age.
When Xiao Yang needs help from others, he instantly changes his attitude to that of an old man. Humph, he is a playboy and a sycophant. How despicable!"
"Ah ha ha..."
A few drops of cold sweat ran down Zhao Zhuji's head. She felt like a wolf that had sneaked into a pack of huskies, a feeling that she didn't fit in.
Will she be polluted like that in the future? No, absolutely not!
Zhao Zhuji gave an awkward yet polite smile.
"But so..."
Hong Li showed dead fish eyes and looked at the elder expressionlessly: "May I ask what this person's name is? It can't really be called Piao A Piao, right?"
"Well, I wasn't born to float..."
The elder said speechlessly: "I have my own name, my name is..."
"Phew, forget it."
The great elder sighed: "The past is like smoke. Looking forward, we will no longer care about the past. It doesn't matter what it is called."
“Correct, positive energy!”
Hei Yang gave a thumbs up and praised: "This saves the memory of a name for the operation of the world. The elder's character is truly noble!"
"Uh……"
Hongli leaned close to Heiyang's ear and whispered, "Actually, I'm just too lazy to think of a name..."
"Hush! Be careful!"
Heiyang covered Hongli's mouth and whispered, "Life 8 wants spicy?!"
"Ahem, hehehe..."
Hongli coughed twice and smiled: "It's not a big problem!"
"really!"
Heiyang nodded, turned his head to look at Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji who were laughing foolishly, and kindly reminded them: "Oh, by the way, brother Butian, we saw uncle and aunt when we came here just now.
They heard you were back and are rushing home."
"???"
A bunch of question marks popped up above the heads of the two people who were watching at the same time.
"It's true!"
Hongli casually reached to Heiyang's waist and skillfully grabbed a bag of melon seeds from the storage bags hanging on his waist. She said leisurely, "But those two couldn't run as fast as us, and they had other things on hand at the time and couldn't leave, so they were delayed for a minute or two."
"Well, but if we calculate the time..."
Hongli chuckled: "It's time."
"!!!"
As soon as Hong Li finished speaking, Zhao Zhuji's eyes widened, his hair stood on end, and he ran into the house.
"Bang!" "Bang!" "Ping!" "Pang!"
A burst of chaotic noise came from the house.
"Zhuji, hurry up, hurry up and get rid of that thing!"
"What is that?"
"I don't know! But I feel like I have to do something before my parents do!"
"That makes sense!"
"Xiaoyang and Xiaoli, I won't see you off!"
"Help us stop it, thank you thank you!"
"Uh……"
The Great Elder watched the two people rush in, revealed his half-moon eyes, and turned to look at Heiyang Hongli: "Then we're leaving too... What are you doing?!"
"what?"
Hongli pulled the white pointed hat on her head with the words "Make Money at First Sight" written on it.
Heiyang was wearing a small black hat with "Peace in the World" written on it.
"what happened?"
Heiyang Hongli looked at the elder suspiciously: "Is there any problem?"
Great Elder: "..."
"Ha, should I say it or not..."
Hongli looked at Heiyang, then looked at herself, and laughed: "It looks like a couple's outfit!"
"That's that's..."
Heiyang muttered quietly, "Last time I went to the underworld, I saw a couple of Black and White Impermanence. They looked like a perfect match!"
"Huh? Male or female?"
"Nonsense, of course it's a man and a woman!"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and complained, "I don't know if they have any relationship in the underworld. They can still be a couple even after death."
"Huh? Stop making dark assumptions about people all the time."
Hongli glanced at Heiyang and said, "Who knows? Maybe they got to know each other after they died?"
“I don’t think so…”
"What you think is what you think?"
"How are they going to have kids then?"
"Well, the underworld also needs to pass on its lineage..."
"I said……"
Looking at the "reliable" couple in front of him, the Great Elder's soul became unstable and the figure of Hong Butian suddenly flashed through his mind.
Sometimes, it only takes a moment to understand how good a person is!
"Butian! Butian!"
"Mom and Dad are back to see you!"
"Ok?"
Heiyang was startled and looked out through the wall: "Are uncle and aunt back yet?"
"Ah this..."
Hongli blinked: "So do you want to help Brother Butian block it for a while?"
"What do you think?"
"I don't think it's necessary!"
"really!"
Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other and nodded.
Heiyang stretched out his hand and waved, covering the Great Elder in the gray mist.
Hongli burned the two small hats and a handful of melon seed shells with fire.
"Swish!" With two sounds, two figures rushed in the opposite direction of the gate, stepped lightly on the corner of the wall, climbed over the wall, and quickly disappeared into the distance.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 335 It is hard to imagine what kind of mental state I was in when I wrote the chapter title
"Look, look, this is the benefit of having your own home."
In the courtyard of Yangli's house, Hongli was holding Heiyang's hand while showing off to the elder elder floating beside her: "Look at Brother Butian and the others, they look so guilty, and then look at us."
"One thing to say, it's true!"
Heiyang nodded and said, "We have no guilt in being thieves!"
"Hey, hey, don't say it like that. If you do that, people will think we are just thick-skinned."
Hong Li patted Hei Yang speechlessly and corrected him, "We now have our own independent private space. No matter what we do, we don't have to worry about our parents suddenly barging in!"
"really."
Heiyang gave a thumbs up and said seriously, "That means no matter how lazy you are, you won't be scolded, and no matter how much you play, nothing will happen!"
"Well, there will still be problems, right?"
Hongli's eyes looked weak and she stood on tiptoe to get close to Heiyang's ear.
“I think some people play too hard and end up having problems, so we still need to be safety conscious.
Of course, we are practitioners, so our moral bottom line can be lowered a little bit!"
"If the practitioners in the world heard you say this, their blood pressure would soar."
Heiyang rolled his eyes, slapped Hongli back to her original altitude, and looked at her with contempt.
"Also, why do you keep thinking of weird things all the time?"
Heiyang narrowed his eyes and said seriously: "Besides, didn't I tell you not to peek at those things anymore!"
"Ha, let me see what's going on!"
Hongli snorted lightly and patted her chest. She was not ashamed but proud of it.
"Young people are full of energy and should be proud of themselves. Why should they be embarrassed?
Of course, we are immortal cultivators, so it is normal for us to be younger for a little longer than usual!"
"Has the term 'cultivation of immortality' been misinterpreted like this?"
Heiyang showed half-moon eyes: "Hongli, you have committed a heinous crime!"
"Huh? I'm guilty of a heinous crime? I misinterpreted it?"
Hong Li said with an unconvinced look: "I am trying to find its original meaning. You must know that the instinct of living things is to survive and reproduce.
Cultivating immortals is for better survival and avoiding death. They are all vibrant words, so what's the twist? "
"On the contrary, I think those who force various definitions on it are incomprehensible."
Hong Li said disdainfully: "That's right, I just like vulgar tastes, a waste that has deviated from noble sentiments!"
"Tsk tsk, what you said is a bit unreasonable."
Heiyang rubbed Hongli's head and said with a smile: "But in my eyes, you are very cute."
"Hey hey hey..."
Hongli smiled.
"..."
The elder who was following along was very upset. He said that people's joys and sorrows are not something they can relate to, and he just thought that they were being immoral.
In broad daylight, in the open air, they actually did such a thing...
What, this is their house?!
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