What, I'm not even a human now? !
What, I still need help?!
That’s okay!
The Great Elder immediately withdrew the idea of scolding them and continued to choose to be deaf, blind and dumb.
As I said before, it was only after the Great Elder met these two that he realized how good Hong Butian was.
Alas, alas!
"Hey, Piao-ah-Piao, senior, over there, over there."
Heiyang pointed in a certain direction of the yard and explained, "See it? It's right in front.
That's where I'm going to pinch your face. No, I mean the place where I'm going to reshape your body!"
"uh-huh."
Hongli nodded and said faintly, "And elder, you have a fellow patient there too. Well, to be more precise, a fellow horse patient."
"Ah, I've heard of this old man."
Elder Piaopiao said that he had done his homework in advance and knew that the horse that was reshaping its body was a big horse that had a good relationship with the two of them. The elder had also heard of its sad story.
Although the Great Elder had lost his entire physical body, he still felt that he was much luckier than that child.
For some things, there is a difference between not having them all and not having them partially!
For example, if three or four cards are dropped from a pile of cards, the whole soul of poker is not perfect!
"But I don't know how he is doing now?"
The Great Elder asked curiously, "How far have you progressed in rebuilding your physical body?
By the way, his partial reconstruction should be simpler than my complete renovation, right? "
"Who knows."
Hong Li spread her hands and said lazily, "No matter which one was easier or harder before, after my Hei Yang's manipulation, the difficulty is now almost the same."
"???"
Question marks appeared above the elder's head: "What do you mean?"
"Heiyang was not paying attention. Instead of rebuilding the body, he broke the whole body apart."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, revealing a horrified expression, and said faintly: "At that time, the scene was extremely bloody and miserable. Hei Yang dug out bones from piles of rotten meat, and then...ah!"
Hongli covered her head, snorted, shut up obediently, and looked at the great elder.
got it?
I can only say that everyone understands. If I continue, I will be forgotten. The information at that time has been almost deleted, and only I, Hongli, knows about it.
However, we have vested interests, so I'll just shut up.
"Uh, Senior Piao-ah-Piao, please don't listen to Hongli's nonsense, tampering with facts, artistic processing and lies!"
Heiyang stretched out his hands from behind Hongli and grabbed both sides of Hongli's face. He kept pulling and pulling, gritting his teeth and said, "She is a person who needs to listen to what she says dialectically, otherwise she will lead you into trouble sooner or later."
“Wuwu, hahaha, ah, even if, I am defeated by your Heiyang’s dark forces, wuwuwu…”
Hongli spoke incoherently with a passionate resistance line: "I, Hongli, will not give in, I will not give in!"
"Hooah!"
Hongli suddenly shrank her head, got out from under the Black Sun's clutches, and laughed: "I still have to use my strong will to reveal myself...ah!"
"boom!"
"All right."
Heiyang picked up Hongli, who was lying on the ground with a big swelling on her head and smoking, and was unconscious, and held her in his arms. He turned his head to look at the Great Elder and said dimly, "Now our biggest problem has been solved, let's start the operation!"
"Ah, wait, wait..."
The elder's soul trembled, and a panicked expression appeared on his face: "I think I still need to prepare myself mentally. Would it be a bit hasty to go straight in..."
"what?"
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "What's so hasty about this? There is a successful example right in front of us.
If I can succeed the first time, I can naturally succeed the second time!
And practice makes perfect, the second time with experience will definitely be more reliable than the first time!"
"Well, that seems to be true..."
The Great Elder was stunned for a moment, looking at the gray fog that was getting closer and closer, and felt panic in his heart.
"Can I meet with my fellow patients first, exchange experiences about illness, comfort and encourage each other, and strengthen my confidence in recovery and discharge from hospital?"
"Makes sense!"
Heiyang nodded and said in agreement, "The patient's emotions also need special attention during treatment."
"Since you have said so, if you are so enthusiastic, if I don't let Da Ma come and chat with you, it will appear that I am not human."
Hei Yang waved his hand at the gray fog and shouted, "Hey, Da Ma, I brought you another patient who has rebuilt his body. Come out and meet each other."
"Creak, creak, creak..."
A sound of movement that made the Great Elder's teeth ache was heard, and he had a vague feeling that something bad was going to happen.
The Great Elder turned his head and looked, then froze in place without moving.
He saw it, what a huge pile of horses... Psych!
"what is that?"
The Great Elder swallowed hard, looking at the horse-shaped ancient god in front of him, with skin, flesh, tendons and muscles hanging loosely on his body, his internal organs and bones exposed and blood dripping.
He couldn't help but stutter, "Don't tell me this is the patient!"
"Hahahaha, impossible, impossible, what am I thinking about!"
The Great Elder laughed out loud. He knew what his fellow patient looked like. It was just an ordinary tall horse.
"I see. It must be because an alien demon has invaded your yard. This is an alien demon, right?"
Hei Yang: "..."
Malaysia: “…”
"To be honest, for a moment I didn't know whether you were a demon from the Black Horse or the Black Family."
Heiyang sighed and walked over to comfort Dama: "Brother Ma, don't mind it, it will be fine soon. This is the sign of recovery."
“Squeak, squeak.”
Dama turned his head to look at Heiyang, his eyes rolling 360 degrees, and finally closed his eyelids peacefully.
Anyway, he doesn't care. Let's get started. If Heiyang feels that he is not embarrassing himself like this, then he will take Heiyang to get married in this way.
"Ahem, this is not fun!"
Heiyang chuckled a few times, holding Hongli in one hand, and using the other hand to apply layer after layer of gray mist on Dama's body.
"Don't let your imagination run wild. We'll surprise everyone when the time comes!
Brother Ma, in this life, no, in two lives, no, there will only be this one wedding for you, you must not mess with it!
Ah, don't worry, I will definitely make you alive!"
Da Ma said nothing and started to recover his health.
"Ahem, good job!"
Heiyang gave Dama a thumbs up, turned around and looked at the great elder who wanted to sneak away, showing a dead fish eye: "Hey! Where are you escaping?!"
"!!!"
The Great Elder's soul trembled, and he saw a flash before his eyes, and Hei Yang appeared in front of him.
"That, that..."
The Great Elder still wanted to struggle.
"Hehe, stop talking nonsense. You have to agree today whether you agree or not."
Heiyang sneered: "If you walk out of this yard like this, I will never let you go!"
"That's not the case..."
The Great Elder said weakly.
"Ha, do you think I'm willing to hold my wife in my arms and not run into the house, but instead be here and whine with you?"
Heiyang rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"Come on, don't talk nonsense. Don't worry, there will be no problem. Da Ma is still in the recovery period."
"I'll tell you the truth."
Heiyang snorted and said, "You will become like Dama in a few days. This is the only way.
But don't worry, in a few days, the skin and flesh will be firm, the internal organs will be in place, and the blood circulation will be restored. It will be just like a new one. You won't even be able to see any signs of renovation!"
"Why do I sound like a second-hand ..."
The elder complained silently, raised his arm, pointed at his face, and said faintly: "Then I don't ask for my original appearance to be restored 100%, but at least I want to look like a human being. Is this not too much to ask?"
"It's not excessive at all. It's not good enough as it is!"
Hei Yang waved his hand and said proudly: "This will be your true form at that time. The art of transformation cannot change the essence, so you must be given a good look, and you can't just make do with it!"
"Uh……"
The Great Elder was stunned for a moment, then said weakly, "Then make it look like when I was young, okay?"
"no problem!"
Heiyang nodded and stretched out his hand.
"Tell me what you looked like when you were young. Bring me the photo so I can see it."
"Well, I didn't have a photo stone back then..."
The Great Elder explained: "But I can roughly describe it."
"Uh……"
Heiyang frowned: "Description..."
"I me me!"
Hongli in Heiyang's arms finally couldn't help but speak. She looked up at Heiyang and said expectantly, "Let him describe it and I'll draw his portrait. Heiyang, just follow my instructions!"
"what!"
The elder's eyes lit up: "Good idea!"
"What a good idea! Do you think every lady from a noble family is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting?"
Heiyang retorted to the Great Elder, then closed Hongli's eyes again as she struggled, and spoke softly.
"Little Li, be good, don't make trouble, just take a nap in daddy's arms and then we'll go back to the room."
"Wow! Who are you looking down on!"
Hongli jumped out of Heiyang's arms and pointed at herself.
"I, Hongli, can do anything. Is there anything more difficult than cooking?
I have conquered cooking, so what else should I be afraid of? Come on! "
Hei Yang: "..."
Great Elder: "..."
"walk slowly."
Heiyang took out a piece of paper and a pen and handed them to Hongli: "If you can do it, come on."
"what!"
Hongli smiled triumphantly: "Let's go!"
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