The lady in charge pushed her sunglasses hard, trying to calm herself down in this way.
——The misunderstanding has deepened...!
Miss Joan of Arc wanted to cry but had no tears. She just wanted to wrap herself up in a rest and roll into the corner.
"Damn you, Exiah... You're supposed to be bombing schools all day, but why are you so familiar with the little details of Lateran law?"
"Hehe, why do you think I was able to graduate safely after bombing the campus 17 times?"
The lady in charge had completely lost the cool and relaxed attitude she had a few minutes ago. Almost half of her thoughts were focused on "how to rub Miss Jeanne", while Exia puffed out her chest with a look of pride.
"Anyway, that's it. From now on, I, Brother Sildenaard, codenamed Kongxian, will wholeheartedly assist Miss Jeanne in the upcoming nun assessment, so that she can successfully obtain the title of nun of the Landon Abbey within a week."
Kong Xian swore an oath to everyone in a very serious manner, and at the same time, he took the opportunity to rub "Miss Nun" with his right hand.
"This is just wishful thinking...! It's irrational. You guys are just clinging to unrealistic dreams. Face reality in a week!"
Faced with the unexpected resistance from Kong Xian and his group, and the sudden appearance of the "Saint Lady", the lady in charge lost her composure and yelled at the two of them.
"But, uh... well, I hope you can enjoy your life in Rutland, and I wish you success in your assessment."
After shouting at the two of them, the lady in charge came closer to 'Miss Sister Jian Diao' and gave her blessings with a satisfied smile.
Being the Fierce Angel Kong Xian is my job, and supporting 'Meet Sister Diao' is my life.
"Thank you for your encouragement. I will try my best to live up to your expectations."
Although Sister Jianxi was full of questions, she nodded slightly and smiled at the other party.
"Gu...! How can you be so cute... No, let's go! Since you want to create a miracle, we will start the test from tomorrow! No matter how cute you are, Miss Jeanne, we will never let you off!"
The lady in charge said this viciously, then glared at Archangel with particular force and led the group out of the monastery.
"Wow..."
After confirming that the group had left, Sister Jianxi, who had maintained her "cold and holy" persona from the beginning, immediately let out a cry of grief, then immediately hid behind Archangel, burying her head in Archangel's back.
Miss Sister knew very well how she would be exploited if she showed weakness during negotiations, so even though she was about to explode with shame, she still tempered herself and forced herself to hold on in this way. The price she paid was that her true colors were immediately exposed after the outsiders left.
"What's going on? Exia, Brother Sildegard...?"
The dean was completely confused by this. She looked at Archangel, or more precisely, the 'Sister Jianxi' who was hiding behind Archangel, and asked.
"This is the only way, Dean...! Miss Jeanne has come all the way from Longmen to Aneng to help us. We must seize this opportunity at all costs! We must personally protect this wheat field!"
Kong Xian said this very seriously, and the dean sighed. Although she wanted to say something, she just nodded in the end.
"We are deeply grateful to you, Miss Jeanne. Regardless of whether Langdon Abbey can protect these wheat fields, your beliefs, your actions, and your irresistible demeanor have been deeply engraved in my heart."
"...Don't say that."
Miss Jeanne d'Arc half-peeked out from behind the Archangel and responded softly.
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"Ahhhhh...my stomach hurts..."
After leaving the meeting room and returning to the makeshift bedroom, 'Miss Jeanne' immediately crawled into the bed and turned into a caterpillar, groaning bitterly.
Kong Xian and Exiah were sitting on another bed. Exiah was swallowing his saliva and secretly taking pictures with his mobile phone, while Kong Xian looked at the Sister Jianxi in front of him with a happy face as if someone was petting his hair.
"I didn't expect Miss Jeanne to have such an approachable side. I always thought you were the perfect, untouchable velvet flower on the top of a snowy mountain. Or are you actually acting this way just to take care of me?"
Kong Xian happily asked 'Miss Jeanne', who then slowly got up from her caterpillar state and wrapped her body in the quilt, enclosing the nun's uniform.
The nun's uniform that Angelus got for her wasn't known for its material, but it was thin and breathable. During the previous negotiations, 'Miss Jeanne' had to suppress her urge to lower her head to check if the clothes were properly fitted.
"No, it's just... well, there are also personal reasons..."
Miss Jeanne only managed to poke her head out and whispered a response.
"You and your brother have helped so much for Langdon Abbey. If we can successfully overcome this crisis, please let me join your brother's company! I only want half... No, I don't need any salary!"
Kong Xian said to "Miss Jeanne" seriously.
"Even Rhodes Island wouldn't do that now... I've received your kindness, and I'm sure brother... well, brother will be very happy too."
"Speaking of brother, where is Mr. Orson? Miss Jeanne, do you have any clue?"
Kong Xian asked 'Miss Jeanne' excitedly. Perhaps because "Orson" was not here, Kong Xian's tone was more purposeful than when he spoke to "Orson" before.
"Brother...oh, my brother...he has other things to deal with, so he may not be able to come over these few days, so I'm here to help fill in."
"I see...! No wonder you suddenly showed up, Miss Jeanne. Hmm, as expected of Mr. Orson, you handle everything so precisely—your brother is quite handsome!"
"Ah? Ah... well, thank you, Miss Kongxian."
When talking about her 'brother', the temperature in 'Miss Jeanne's' cheeks instantly surged again, and her brain was on the verge of a breakdown due to overheating.
In the past, the best I could do was COS as someone I didn’t know, but I would just hide their gender a little bit.
But this situation where I have to play two roles by myself and have to cover up my own lies... what kind of weird torture is this!
"Your brother is handsome and reliable, yet he doesn't put on any intimidating airs. He's quite impressive! And you, Miss Jeanne, are both pure and adorable. I even feel like I want to bully you... well, not really, of course! What a wonderful pair of siblings~~"
"Wow wow wow..."
Listening to Kong Xian's heartfelt praise, Orson/Miss Joan of Arc simply hid her head in the quilt to escape. However, because her body temperature was overheated and she had no way to dissipate the heat, Orson didn't act like a caterpillar for long before she had to come out from the protection of the quilt again. Because of the ordeal just now, his already thin nun's uniform was soaked with sweat and was almost sticking to his arms and back.
"puff--!"
The nose of the Archangel standing by bleeds immediately. Archangel originally thought that after the experience of Longmen Monastery, he would be more or less immune to 'Sister Orson', but in fact he was still easily crushed by the Orson of the Sister Ver.
"Ah Neng, are you okay?"
Kong Xian was startled by the Archangel who was bleeding from his nose.
"It's okay, it's okay. Anyway... you're right. Both Orson and Jeanne are very popular. But our focus now should be on the upcoming nun assessment."
Exia wiped the blood from his nose, pretended to be serious and tried to get back to the topic.
"Well... that's true, but, um... Miss Jeanne, do you know... uh, the type of girl your brother likes?"
Kong Xian blushed and asked Orson in a low voice.
"puff--!"
As Kong Xian asked, the paper plug that Exiah had just stuffed into his nostrils sprayed out again.
19. The nun's assessment, Xiao Mo "ruins the scene"
"Tomorrow we'll start with the first test. You should be fine, oh... uh, Miss Jeanne."
At the Langdon Monastery, the Archangel almost accidentally revealed the true identity of Joan of Arc, who was wearing a nun's uniform and shyly disguising herself as "Orson's sister".
"Well, I will try my best to prepare. Also...um, Miss Kongxian, is there anything I can help you with?"
Jeanne nodded slightly, indicating that she would prepare for battle diligently. She then looked at the little griffin beside her, whose ears were fluttering and whose gaze had been fixed on her since the beginning.
"Well, this may sound strange... but Miss Jeanne, can I, can I rub you?!"
"Eh!?"
Kong Xian's overly straightforward O's harassing remarks scared Jeanne so much that she retreated behind Archangel, while constantly casting helpless glances at Archangel as if she didn't know how to handle Kong Xian's request.
"Bliss... I have no regrets in my death..."
Exia was directly sunk by 'Miss Joan of Arc' and fell on the bed with satisfaction. She was 19 years old and died of cardiac arrest, rip.
Orson is not a specific race, or rather, Orson is a "Chimera".
As a Chimera, Orson's special physique is that he can change other people's cognition and make them regard his image as the race they like the most.
Normally, Orson would often be misunderstood because of this physique, but if the clothing was strongly suggestive, then the people affected would most likely be affected by the same "hallucination".
In other words, Orson in a nun's uniform is so obviously misleading that almost everyone will mistake her for a girl from the Sakota tribe. In addition, Orson can use virtual vocal cords to simulate a 'girl's voice that doesn't sound irritating', coupled with the 'Sister Orson personality' that Orson has developed to fight against shame, it almost directly breaks through the armor and shatters the empty string, allowing the empty string to say what it wants to say.
“Exia!? Well, well, well… Miss Sora, come and help…!”
The sudden and adorable Archangel frightened Joan of Arc again. He quickly came to Kong Xian, held the little griffin in both hands, and begged sincerely.
"I have no regrets in my life—"
"Whoa!"
As a result, Kong Xian fell on the bed with a satisfied look, and the two monks from the Landon Monastery were killed easily.
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At night, in a bedroom in the Langdon Monastery, Exiah and Kongxian were lying on two beds respectively.
"Um... why is Miss Jeanne so adamant about living alone? Is it because of some belief? Because my previous request was too strange? Or is she simply shy? Hehehe... At first, I thought Miss Jeanne would be aloof, sacred yet distant, but I didn't expect her to be so easy to get along with! But sometimes she's like a little animal, easily scared... I have to resist the urge to bully her, and I have to resist the urge to rub her head - haha, Mr. Orson's sister is really amazing."
Lying on the bed, Kong Xian had a healed smile on his face as he lamented the wonderful feeling he felt with 'Miss Jeanne', while the Archangel who was lying on the other bed across the width of the table was a little absent-minded.
"Yeah...it took all my strength just to hold back from pushing him down...No, no, that's not right, I didn't say anything—more than that, what's wrong with you, Kong Xian? Why are you suddenly asking about Orsen's type of women? You must be trying to get this information to make future cooperation easier, right?"
The Archangel, who was about to speak out his inner thoughts, quickly shook his head to prevent himself from being exposed. At the same time, he tentatively and with a hint of fantasy asked Kongxian whether his previous words had any other intentions.
"Hmm? I wouldn't do that. A contract requires honesty, and I won't deliberately disguise myself. It's just... well, if possible, I really hope to leave a deeper impression on Mr. Orson, preferably that kind of... that kind of... Wow, anyway, you should understand, Aneng!"
Feeling overly shy, Kong Xian followed the example of 'Miss Jeanne' and wrapped herself in a blanket as armor. This blanket was the same one 'Miss Jeanne' had crawled into before, so Kong Xian could even smell a faint, strange fragrance.
"Anyway, I was just asking casually. Don't take it too seriously, Aneng! Speaking of which, you looked a little uneasy just now. Is there something on your mind?"
Kong Xian realized that he shouldn't have talked about this topic with Angelica, and for some reason, Angelica looked very strange just now.
"No, I was just thinking about how to attack the little nun at night——ah."
Faced with Kong Xian's questioning, the Archangel, who had been buffering in his mind ever since he learned that the little griffin had feelings for Orson, finally couldn't suppress his instinct that had been suppressed for a long time, and accidentally revealed the crime warnings in his mind.
“I see… Ehhhhh!?”
Kong Xian nodded politely at first, and then took a second to react. He immediately crawled out from the caterpillar quilt and stared at the Archangel with his eyes.
"No... that, uh—"
"People always say that Aneng, your sexual preferences might be... different from those of ordinary people. Could it be that what they said wasn't a lie? Gu... Well, even so, I won't let you defile Miss Jeanne! Come on, come after me...!"
Before Exiah had time to think about how to reasonably explain that she was not a lesbian but wanted to seduce Orson, Kong Xian had already opened his arms to block the door of the room, with an expression that said "You can take my body but you can't take my heart", ready to die.
"It's not what you think! Speaking of which, you're taking the initiative to sacrifice yourself at a time like this. There's something a little off about you, Kong Xian!"
"Well……!"
Exiah complained loudly, and the effect was outstanding.
"Anyway, you misunderstood. I just wanted to bully Jeanne. Don't you think she looks like she wants to be bullied?"
Exiah managed to fool Kong Xian, and started to lie. After all, Exiah really wanted to push 'Miss Jeanne' to the ground and strip her naked. It would be better to say that she almost succeeded at Longmen before.
"Bullying, bullying... How could you be so disrespectful to the savior of Langdon Abbey! I just wanted to pounce on her and rub her hard, that's all."
Kong Xian's answer was somewhat ambiguous. To be honest, after seeing Miss Jeanne's unexpectedly shy look, some "not so holy" thoughts did emerge in Kong Xian's mind.
"I just want to rub it!"
——It’s just the kind where you take off your clothes.
"Is that really the case..."
Kong Xian still glanced at the Archangel with some uncertainty.
"But Miss Jeanne does have a saintly vibe! Even that always-snarky manager became much more docile after seeing Miss Jeanne. Hmm... I'm so envious. Mr. Orson and his sister Jeanne simply embody all the most captivating qualities of both men and women."
Kong Xian lay back on the bed, looking at the ceiling and sighing with a slightly flushed face.
"Ah... Really? They'll definitely be happy to hear you, Kong Xian, give them such high praise."
Exia scratched her hair awkwardly. She wasn't sure if Orson would be really happy after hearing the comment that she had "both masculine and feminine power".
I don't think so... When Exia was in Longmen before, she saw Orson secretly watching those tough guy movies in the office, and then imitating the protagonist's lines and postures in xi.
"Speaking of which, Aneng, how did you meet Miss Jeanne? I heard that you two prayed together for the infected and the sick at Longmen Monastery. Did anything interesting happen during that time?"
Kong Xian turned over curiously and asked Angel whether anything had happened when she met Sister Jianxi.
"Interesting things..."
Hearing Kongxian's question, Angel instantly recalled the experience when he and Orson squeezed together in the quilt to avoid the inspection of the patrolling nuns, with their sticky skin pressed tightly together, and he kissed each other hard with his tongue.
"Hmm... uh, how should I put it..."
Recalling that extremely exciting moment, the RGB on Angel's cheeks and head once again turned red.
“You really are a lesbian, aren’t you?!”
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