What kind of Journey to the West is this?

"Hehe, I told you you weren't a good person. Look, if you had been more filial, you might have been enlightened by him!"

Jinquexianer and Yanxia were arguing.

Xue Shi'er felt that his relationship with Jin Que Xian and Hong Hai was average, so he watched alone and didn't want to join the discussion. He just felt that the whole world was noisy.

Yanxia also had a premonition that Zhuang Zhou would definitely come back.

She said to Bai Zhu, "Sister, please help me get two wooden tablets. Didn't General Zheng send me the four treasures of the study? Bring them to me as well."

Baizhu agreed and brought all the things over.

Yanxia took the sign and looked at Xue Shier specifically, asking, "Xue Shier, can you write a talisman for me?"

Snow Lion was confused.

Why did she suddenly become involved?

Although a little confused, Xue Shier still took the brush.

Yan Xia said: "Just draw an exorcism talisman, no need to inject magic power."

Xue Shier nodded, and quickly wrote a few beautiful cloud seals, and then two high-quality semi-finished talismans came out.

Yanxia took the carving knife and wrote a line of words on a wooden sign: "Welcome Master Nanhua to your humble home."

Then, ruthlessly, she carved two small animals on another wooden plaque.

They are all in the style of kindergarten simple drawings, but they are vivid and have some spirit.

One is a little turtle and the other is a little dog.

Then, a diagonal line was fiercely drawn, and a yellow talisman was taken out and nailed on, and a line of words was added at the bottom of the sign:

"Zhuang Zhou and the dog are not allowed to enter."

There is also a big smiling face next to it.

Even though the Golden Bird Fairy was so bold, she was a little scared after seeing this and said, "Isn't it a bit too radical?"

............

Far away, in the sky.

Zhuang Zhou almost stumbled and fell.

Hui Shi, holding the scroll of documents, said with amusement, "Zhuang Zhou, it's a relief that you've been recognized. It's surprising that your name has been linked to a dog! Haha, Zhuang Zhou and dog are quite fitting!"

Zhuang Zhou said, "Well, it seems I can't buy the sinus medicine worth a hundred taels."

Hui Shi felt that An Yanxia had a kind nature and suggested, "Why don't you go down and try again? She has already recognized you as an immortal, so she will definitely treat you better."

"Ha! Hui Shi, you are using the heart of a villain to judge the belly of a gentleman." Zhuang Zhou pointed at his friend's face, laughed and said:

"Don't even mention Zhuang Zhou being a deity. Even if he were the Three Pure Ones, the Four Imperial Gods, the innate gods, the Buddha of the West, the devil king of hell, or the ghosts and gods of the underworld, if he came to An Yanxia's door, he would be treated like a dog!"

Hui Shi didn't quite believe it.

how can that be possible?

Is it true that there are people who would not be greedy when faced with the opportunity to become an immortal?

People fear death and value life. Although they often seek death and indulge in wine and sex, human nature, that is, the primordial spirit, desires to achieve enlightenment and become immortal.

Staying alive is the logic rooted in the most basic level of life.

"I'll go too."

Seeing that his friend didn't believe him, Zhuang Zhou burst into laughter.

Hui Shi said, "You already know she doesn't like you, so why are you still going?"

"Wrong, wrong, it's not Zhuang Zhou who went this time, it's Nanhua Zhenren."

After saying that, Zhuang Zhou transformed himself into an old beggar and knocked on the door of Qing'anju.

This time it was Cangyue who opened the door.

When Cang Yue saw the old beggar, he said stupidly, "My lady asked: Are you Zhuang Zhou, or the Taoist Master Nanhua? If you are the Taoist Master, please come in. If you are Zhuang Zhou, my lady said there is a dog hole, you can go through that way."

The old beggar said, "Little girl, I am not Zhuang Zhou, nor am I the Master of Nanhua... Hey, please don't close the door!"

Zhuang Zhou was startled. He blocked the door with his foot and feigned anger, saying, "Why did you just close the door? That's so rude."

Cang Yue scratched his head and said, "The young lady only told me to entertain Zhuang Zhou or Nan Hua Zhenren. My mother said that I can't open the door to strangers. Don't you have a mother?"

Zhuang Zhou: “…”

This is the case of a dark side meeting a natural one, with every strike resulting in a critical hit.

Zhuang Zhou said, "I am the Immortal Nanhua, but I am also Zhuang Zhou. So, young lady, where do you think I should go?"

Cang Yue repeated seriously: "If you are a real person, then please come in. If you are Zhuang Zhou, you can go through the dog hole."

When it comes to being a repeater, Cangyue is serious.

Zhuang Zhou understood that this little girl had some problems with her brain...

There was no point in continuing to argue like this, so Zhuang Zhou could only admit defeat and sighed, "Alright, I am the Master of Nanhua."

Cangyue looked at Zhuang Zhou, who was so skinny, and felt a sense of sympathy for him.

The immortal was so hungry that her stomach started to growl.

Cangyue grabbed the half chicken leg that he had been reluctant to eat, tore off some meat, and handed it to Zhuang Zhou with saliva in his mouth.

"I'm hungry. Take your share. Eat the meat and you'll grow stronger."

Zhuang Zhou was speechless.

He smiled bitterly and said, "No wonder the verbal battles were ineffective. I actually encountered a living Buddha."

...........

Qing'anju, main hall.

"Sister Baishu, please add another table."

Bai Zhu agreed and asked someone to set up a new table and a small table.

Zhuang Zhou arrived at the main hall and bowed to Yan Xia, who was seated at the head of the table. He said jokingly, "My fellow Taoist, you are so cunning in your attempts to tease me. One day I will report you to the Heavenly Court."

Yan Xia wasn't afraid at all, and asked with a smile, "May I ask if the person in front of me is the Taoist Grandmaster Zhuang Zhou, or the Immortal Nanhua?"

"I dare not tease the Immortal! The Immortal is really flattering me. I dare not call him a Taoist friend. Zhuang Zhou and I are indeed good Taoist friends. We even regard each other as grandparents."

Yanxia was talking about the day she encountered Zhuang Zhou fortune-telling, and how they almost recognized each other as grandfathers that day.

"But..."

Yan Xia glanced around and said with a smile, "Zhuang Zhou didn't come today."

Zhuang Zhou laughed and said, "You really have the talent for sophistry like Hui Shi."

Donghuang Suddenly Receives Jade Talisman: Chapter 68 [Enjoying the Toad's Glow on the 15th Day of the Eighth Month]

He was wearing a cross-collared robe, with dark blue hair tied with a square scarf, and he looked steady and dignified, with an air of an immortal.

It is true that a real person does not reveal his true face. When Yanxia saw him dressed so formally, she remembered the "Zhuangzi" in the textbook.

I can only say that some people are only suitable to appear in books...

Zhuang Zhou sat down, looked around, and said with a smile, "Sure enough, all the wise men have arrived, young and old alike."

Xue Shier, Yu Qinghuai and Bai Zhu felt a little embarrassed after being praised by the Taoist grandmaster.

Seeing that he finally said something nice, Yan Xia jokingly said, "I am a demon, monster, warrior, witch, immortal, and Buddha, all gathered together to form a grand event. It's rare to see this in a thousand years."

When Monk Honghai saw the Nanhua Zhenren, he was not shy and said with a smile, "Excuse me, benefactor, which ones are the demons and which ones are the martial arts, sorcerers, immortals, and Buddhas?"

Yan Xia said: "We have two martial arts masters here."

Baizhu immediately became nervous.

Of course, she was an expert in martial arts, but she was nothing compared to this bunch of gods and monsters. Moreover, there was a "grand master" who looked like he came out of a storybook, which made her even more embarrassed.

Cangyue didn't care. She was gnawing on a chicken leg with her eyes narrowed, enjoying it very much.

Bai Zhu attacked with a knife.

"Ew! Why are you hitting me?"

"Eat slowly, it's a bit embarrassing."

"it is good......"

Cangyue was holding a chicken leg, looking aggrieved.

"There are two more big monsters"

"I have another Arhat beside me."

"There's a wizard present."

Quexian'er teased, "There are still two immortals. Taoist priest, you are just bragging about yourself."

Everyone laughed.

What Yan Xia meant was roughly "I am on the same level as the Grand Master."

But Yan Xia smiled and said, "You are wrong. There is only one immortal."

Zhuang Zhou said, "Then it's naturally me."

Hong Hai shook his head, "Master, I don't think so."

"Could it be that there is someone else?" Zhuang Zhou shook his head and looked at Yan Xia unintentionally, his intention of joking was obvious.

Yan Xia smiled and said, "I am that immortal."

Zhuang Zhou quipped, "I am Nanhua Zhenren. If I'm not an immortal, then what am I?"

The girl pretended to be distressed, counting on her fingers with a smile on her face, "No, that's not right. Martial arts, demons, Buddhas, witches, immortals. Oh, there's another monster. Now I remember, there was also a dragging turtle spirit causing trouble at our banquet!"

"Haha, you guy!"

Zhuang Zhou was not annoyed, but pointed at Yan Xia and laughed.

Everyone couldn't help laughing, and the atmosphere became lively.

The food tastes delicious.

Yan Xia smiled at Bai Zhu and said, "Now that we've all been introduced, how about we each perform a talent?"

Bai Zhu was embarrassed: "I'm afraid it will make people laugh."

Yu Qinghuai nodded in agreement, that was what she meant.

Que Xian'er was a teasing person. She clapped her hands and said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. We don't have many martial arts experts here. I heard that the Taoist priest also learned martial arts from you, sister. Since Yan Xia is so good at it, it must be that a great disciple has a famous teacher. How dare we be disrespectful!"

Yu Qinghuai had no choice but to suggest, "But this alone lacks some fun. Why don't we add some rules?"

Yan Xia asked, "What rules?"

"How about the Flying Flower Order?"

Yan Xia laughed and said, "Then I'm afraid that little bird will have to drink three glasses of wine as punishment."

Quexian'er, who was making a fuss just now, stopped talking now. She has lived in the woods for many years and has no idea how to compose poetry.

When the flying flower order comes, she will directly say "Mount Tai looks black from a distance, thin on top and thick at the bottom", which is expected to make everyone in the audience laugh.

Yu Qinghuai added, "Then why not try to guess the object by hiding the hook?"

Monk Honghai laughed and said, "I am an arhat who has attained the five manifestations and six supernatural powers and who ascended Mount Lingshan and opened his divine eyes. Let alone hiding something, even a small flying insect can be seen clearly by me."

Yu Qinghuai was in a dilemma.

Xue Shi'er said nothing, drinking alone. Seeing everyone having fun, he felt homesick.

Just now, when Honghai mentioned the word Lingshan again, her eyes became red again and she refused to speak anymore.

Yanxia had a good suggestion and said, "How about playing the game of passing the flower?"

"This is good."

Que Xian'er was very happy that she finally found something she was good at.