What kind of Journey to the West is this?

Seeing that no one objected, Yan Xia looked at Cang Yue and reminded him, "Cang Yue, stop eating. Go get a small drum."

Snapped!

Bai Zhu hit her neck with his knife again. Cang Yue felt pain and said goodbye to Da Jitui with tears in her eyes to lift the drum.

The drum was brought over, and Yanxia conjured up a blooming peony. When Cangyue started beating the drum, she immediately passed it to Zhuang Zhou.

dong dong dong dong!

Boom boom boom!

Zhuang Zhou threw it casually and passed it to Honghai, who passed it to Yu Qinghuai. Yu Qinghuai was in a hurry and delivered it to Xue Shier's table the moment the drum stopped.

Xue Shi'er was holding the peony flowers, still at a loss.

Yu Qinghuai and Xue Shi'er had only known each other for a short time, so he curiously asked Jinquexian, "Does Xue Shi'er have any magical powers?"

Jinquexian'er asked doubtfully, "Magic power? Robbing bird nests? This big cat does more than rob nests or catch birds. Oh, she also has the magical power of changing her appearance."

Yu Qinghuai couldn't help feeling embarrassed.

Changing appearance, this kind of illusion can barely be considered a magical power, but it is too common.

She felt that Xue Shier was about to lose face.

The situation was pretty much what she thought.

After a while, Xue Shi'er mumbled, "I don't have any talent. How about I drink a glass as punishment?"

Yan Xia smiled and said, "The spells Xue Shi'er writes are so beautiful, how could he not have any talent? Since I invited Xue Shi'er here, how about I perform Painting the Moon with Xue Shi'er?"

Zhuang Zhou asked curiously, "Why paint the moon?"

"Let's see."

Yanxia took out a piece of rice paper, splashed ink on it, and with a few strokes, she drew a row of ink-and-wash osmanthus trees on the paper. She then cut it into a circle and gave it to Xueshier.

"Please ask Xue Shi'er to help me write the cloud seal."

The little girl was stunned for a moment, nodded slightly, and took the paper and pen, and wrote directly on the paper with the wolf hair brush without even dipping it in ink.

After writing a few strange words, Xue Shier chanted a spell to create a shape, picked up the round paper, blew on it, and threw it into the air.

As the breath blew, the round paper flew into the air, emitting soft moonlight.

Looking again, there was no glowing or round paper anywhere.

All I could see was a full moon three feet overhead, bright yellow and emitting the glow of a toad.

And on the moon, you can vaguely see palaces, osmanthus trees, toads, and jade rabbits. It is truly a beautiful fairy palace scene.

Que Xian'er widened her eyes. She didn't expect that the snow lion had such ability.

She whispered to Yu Qinghuai: "Xiao Yu'er, do you have such a skill?"

Yu Qinghuai exclaimed in surprise, "Quexian'er thinks too highly of me. While I certainly have a good foundation in calligraphy and talisman paper, I can't even begin to compare to your ability to draw talismans, write spells, and create shapes! Such fine talismans are probably hard to come by."

Zhuang Zhou also clapped his hands and said, "On the fifteenth day of the eighth month, we enjoyed the glow of the moon, and today we did it again. This fake moon is really no different from the real one! Twin moons in the sky, how wonderful!"

Chapter 69: The Jade Talisman of the Eastern Emperor Arrives Suddenly

"See, I told you Snow Lion was capable, didn't I? She's hiding something valuable and won't show it to you!"

Yanxia clapped her hands and laughed.

Yu Qinghuai and Xue Shi'er were also acquaintances. She covered her mouth and laughed, "Xue Shi'er, you're so shy, you deserve a drink."

"Yes!"

After being stirred up by Yanxia and Qinghuai, Xueshier was also aroused by the atmosphere and her face flushed red.

Yan Xia stood up and poured a glass of wine herself. Xue Shi'er did not refuse, but said cunningly: "Taoist, I just wrote a talisman, but my hands are tired."

"I want you to feed me."

A hint of amusement rose in Yanxia's heart.

"Then how about I take a pair of scallion-white jade chopsticks and dip them in wine to feed you?"

Xue Shi'er asked curiously, "What are scallion-white fat jade chopsticks?"

Yanxia smiled.

I only saw her stretching out her index and middle fingers, closing them together and dipping them into the wine glass, then taking it out. The sparkling wine did not drip at all, and it wrapped around her fingers like jelly.

"This is my scallion-white jade chopsticks. Snow Lion, would you like to try some?"

As soon as the voice fell, several eyes turned to look at him.

Monk Hong Hai laughed and said, "The world is becoming more and more corrupt."

Zhuang Zhou also joked: "I say, fellow Taoist, it seems to me that what you are practicing is the Yin-Yang Alchemy Method, not the Golden Elixir Dao."

The little girl's face flushed crimson, and she whispered, "How embarrassing!"

Then he quickly said, "You don't need to help me, I can drink it myself."

As he spoke, Xue Shier picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.

Only Yu Qinghuai looked at Yanxia and responded with a forced smile.

Being too affectionate will only lead to being disturbed by the heartless.

Pushing cups and changing cups, drinking and drinking together.

Practicing Buddhism is inherently a rather difficult thing, but practitioners can find joy in suffering.

Over there, Cangyue picked up the drumstick again.

The peony flower was passed to Xue Shier's hand. As soon as the drumstick was struck, Xue Shier snapped his fingers and threw the peony flower in front of Jinquexianer.

Jinquexian'er slapped it away without thinking.

Bang!

The peony flower hit Zhuang Zhou's face completely.

dong dong dong dong!

The drumming stopped suddenly.

Yan Xia looked at Jin Que Xian with a strange expression.

Jinquexianer swallowed her saliva and whispered, "Will this immortal roast me later?"

There was a slight silence in the air.

"You little bird!"

Zhuang Zhou took down the peony and said, "I am so embarrassed. I can't get off the stage anymore."

Yan Xia complained: "Master, with your character, forget about saving face."

The other day she met this old man who was fortune-telling her, she almost became a super ancient grandmother...

With Zhuang Zhou's virtue, Yanxia felt that he would really call her grandma when they met in the future.

——Then she would be really embarrassed.

The great master shook his head and said:

"The flower has been passed to me. There's really nothing I can do about it. Then I'll use my magical powers of the sun and the moon in a pot. Give me a wine pot and I'll pour out the rivers for you."

"Get the wine!"

Yanxia was delighted when she heard this and immediately took off a gourd and handed it to Zhuang Zhou.

"Master, stop playing around with all that sun and moon in a pot. This gourd contains eighty-year-old monkey wine. Just pour it from my cellar and fill up those jars."

This is a good plan.

The eighty-year-old Monkey Wine in a wine cellar is priceless.

Zhuang Zhou laughed and scolded, "You are here to collect your debt."

After saying this, he took the gourd, patted the bottom of the gourd, pulled out the cork, and then a bunch of golden little fish flew out from the mouth of the gourd, flying back and forth, and then suddenly flew away.

There are about a thousand fish in front of me, all swimming in the air with nowhere to go.

There is a bright moon in the sky, and fish are swimming in the shallow water.

It feels like being in the ocean world.

Xue Shi'er said in a trance, "What a beautiful day."

Yan Xia was also shocked by what she saw, and said: "When drunk, one does not know that the sky is in the water."

Monk Honghai was puzzled and asked, "This sentence is good, but why is there only half a sentence?"

Yu Qinghuai was a lady from a prominent family. Seeing that there were finally things like couplets, and that it was Yanxia who started it, she looked at Yanxia quietly and said:

"Let me make a counterpoint: In my dreams I still see the moon as frost."

Monk Hong Hai smiled and shook his head. "It's neat, but lacks artistic conception. What do you think, benefactor?"

That's quite true.

After all, the original text is not a couplet, but a poem.

These days, poetry and prose are slightly inferior. Literati love parallel prose the most, followed by poetry and prose.

Yu Qinghuai reflected on it and felt that it was not good, so he said awkwardly: "How dare you climb up the social ladder."

Yan Xia smiled and said, "That's not too high a target. There's no such thing as the best in literature."

"However, with such a beautiful scene and beautiful scenery, we still need a beautiful woman to dance with us. How about inviting the fairy Chang'e from the Moon Palace to come down and dance for us?"

Zhuang Zhou laughed and said, "I heard that the one who asked Chang'e to dance last time has now been reborn as a black pig in the animal realm."

Yanxia chuckled.

She really forgot about this. Second Senior Brother's precedent is clear and clear, so she must not go astray!

He had no choice but to change his words and said, "Since the fairy is not convenient, how about asking the fairies from the Moon Palace to come down and dance with you? Qinghuai, I remember you are a temple keeper, so you should know something about this, right?"

Yu Qinghuai was a little surprised, but timidly said, "Senior, I only know some rituals, but I don't have the ability to invite fairies to come down to earth."

Yanxia thought the temple girl was quite cute.

Even if Yu Qinghuai dared to set up an altar to invite fairies, she would not dare to let them dance in front of her!

How capable is that he can even listen to music in the brothel and hear it in Guanghan Palace?

"I'm not asking you to invite people, I'm asking you to help me dance and sing."

The temple keeper is a shaman and a sacrificial offering.

Things like sacrifices are often inseparable from dance and music.

This Yu Qinghuai is really good at it. She breathed a sigh of relief and said happily, "Since it is what you want, then I will do some dancing."

The ancient Chu State jade talisman between Yanxia's sleeves radiated warmth, and a blessing came to her mind. She said to Xue Shi'er, "I want to start painting. Xue Shi'er, can you help me draw another talisman and chant an incantation?"

Xue Shier naturally agreed.

Yanxia started to draw a picture of a maid in the fairy palace, while Xueshier drew talismans and chanted spells to inject magic power.

Yanxia grabbed the white gauze used for wiping hands on the table and wrapped the painting of the lady in it.

Throw them together.

This thin and long veil crossed the sky like the Milky Way, and then there was the sound of magpies.

Everyone was startled and saw fairies in beautiful clothes walking out from the moon.

Fairies, with rouge makeup and fluttering clothes, walked out of the Moon Palace one after another, with magpies flying under their feet, crossing the Milky Way and landing in this house.

Fortunately, the main hall was spacious and could accommodate more than ten people without feeling crowded.

Yanxia stood up, took the bronze mace, and used it as a sword. She stood in front of the fairies and danced gracefully.

It is obviously a heavy weapon with great power, but in Yanxia's hands, it is easy to use, and even makes her feel a little ethereal.

The good way is: practice to make your body look like a crane.

Yu Qinghuai sensed something and went to the west wing to change into a high crown and gorgeous clothes, a jade robe, and a pair of beautiful jades, and put on Ruyi shoes, and walked in the square steps, just like the Queen Mother of the Yaochi Lake and the Taiyin Star God of the Moon Palace.