What kind of Journey to the West is this?

"That monster was a honey dog transformed into a spirit. He used my name to deceive the gatekeeper monk, broke into the palace, and stole the oil from the eternal lamp dedicated to Vajra Yaksha Mingwang. Therefore, we were both punished and expelled from Lingshan Mountain."

Honey dog is a yellow-throated marten. She made the wrong friends and was implicated.

No wonder Snow Lion has such a big complaint against the Buddhas of Lingshan.

Xue Shier said angrily, "Because of this, I hate mink dogs!"

Yan Xia was stunned. If she remembered correctly, the yellow-throated marten should belong to the mustelid family...

Could it be that honey dogs are also considered dogs?

Considering that Xue Shi'er was uneducated, she didn't dwell on it too much and just said:

"I think you should read more books."

Xue Shi'er was skeptical. He measured his chest, then thought of his own cultivation and said to himself, "I really should read more books."

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After Yanxia's persuasion to study, Xueshier said that he no longer wanted to be the A'mon of Wu.

Then he read for half an hour, but his eyes couldn't hold on any longer, so he closed his eyes and fell asleep on the desk.

Yanxia felt that if things continued like this, she would sooner or later have to pick up the whip and give this school-averse lion a good whirl.

You can cultivate immortality and climb to the sacred mountain, but you can’t be a husband!

You can do without knowledge, but you can’t live without it!

She decided to ask Master Feng the next day to learn how his family raised their children...

"I don't want to think about that."

An Yanxia looked at the little girl sleeping soundly behind the window, shook her head slightly, and said to herself: "I'll be gone for several days, so it's time to go to Wuhe Mountain. I also need to practice a magic, so I'll finish it at Wuhe Mountain."

She was talking about the technique of using a flying sword to slay a dragon.

This spell requires tempering the male and female swords. In her hands, they are the male and female maces.

The female mace needs to be refined with water for a total of twenty-four days, while the male mace needs to be refined with fire for a total of thirty-six days. After refining, she can use the flying sword technique.

Water refining was easy, as Bi Bo Tan was a water storage area. As for fire refining, the Five Monsters all knew fire magic, and Huilong Peak happened to be geographically close to fire, so fire refining was not difficult either.

The only problem was that she lacked a suitable weapon while refining the male and female maces.

But that's not a big deal.

An Yanxia had an idea, so she summoned the Bull-Headed Dharma Body and asked the Bull-Headed Man to transform her into a big spear.

In the yard, she twirled the six-foot-long silver spear and practiced it with great vigor.

It's quite handy.

As she walked, she rode on the clouds and went straight to Wuhe Mountain.

We went to Huilong Peak first. This time the leaders were inspecting the grassroots work.

When the five monsters heard that An Yanxia had arrived, they were terrified and set up a sedan chair at the foot of the mountain with a dozen little monsters.

Two bamboo poles, with a leather-covered wooden chair tied to them, were carried by four deer demons, while eight mixed-haired demons stood on either side, holding umbrellas and carrying flags.

There are also little monsters who turn into boys and girls, holding flower baskets and scattering flowers as they walk.

Nondescript.

Yan Xia landed on the ground, bewildered, "What are you doing?"

All the little demons shouted in unison: "Welcome the Heavenly Official to Huilong Peak!"

Shu Dalang smiled flatteringly and said, "Please ask the Heavenly Official to get into the sedan chair."

Yan Xia had never seen such a scene before, and said speechlessly: "Retreat. Where did they learn this messed up stuff..."

The rat demon immediately learned his lesson and turned around and shouted, "Remove the ceremonial procession!"

Shu Dalang really understands human nature and is very good at adapting.

Seeing that An Yanxia was unhappy, he didn't even need to fly on the clouds, and followed Yanxia up the mountain on foot.

"I heard from Xue Shi'er that there are still some Chi Pan followers in Huilong Peak."

"Reporting to the Heavenly Official, the Divine Lord has eradicated all of them. A total of eighty-four demons, both large and small, have been taken into custody at the City God's Mansion and are under the watchful eye of the officials."

Shu Dalang followed behind Yan Xia. Every time Yan Xia took a few steps, he followed a few steps, not daring to cross the line at all.

——This mouse is really good at doing things. His desire for progress is almost jumping out of his chest.

Yan Xia shook her head slightly and said:

"Yes. I will teach you the rituals of water and fire refining. You will bring out these demons, and their sinful souls will be sent to the underworld for judgment. The dregs will be refined into rampant soldiers."

She paused and added, "Remember to go to the City God Temple before arranging the ritual and ask the temple priest to stamp the talisman."

The Prime Minister said it well: promotion and punishment should not be different from each other.

Dong Huang suddenly received a jade talisman: Chapter 134 [The New Sparrow Fairy is Drunk]

After reaching Huilong Peak, An Yanxia inspected the area and gathered the four monsters except Hu Asi.

The white snake, hedgehog, mouse and weasel each practiced a fire technique.

An Yanxia asked them to bring bricks and build a kiln in the cave.

Originally, fire refining was best done with a furnace or a cauldron, preferably a large cauldron that was as tall as a person.

But An Yanxia didn't have the conditions, so she had to build a brick kiln to make do.

The white snake followed Yan Xia's feet and saw Yan Xia asking the little demons to bring a pile of black stones. It asked in confusion, "Great Immortal, what are these for?"

"This thing is called coal, also known as stone brilliance. It's the fuel I use to train my soldiers."

The history of coal use is very early. Coal was also used in steelmaking in the Tang Dynasty, but it was not widespread and wood was still the main fuel.

The charcoal seller, written by the Buddhist monk Letian, was actually wood charcoal. Coal wasn't widely used until the Song Dynasty.

Seeing that the kiln was ready, she put in a copper mace and recited the Fire Official's Edict, which made the golden hedgehog spit fire into the kiln.

This hedgehog is cultivating from the perspective of a visualiser, but due to the lack of a systematic inheritance, his skill tree is a mess.

He transformed his body of sharp spikes into acupuncture needles.

He used Fang Ritu's fire method to ignite cupping and disinfect acupuncture.

In a way, this hedgehog is quite talented...

Yan Xia said, "You all take turns guarding here. Every day at noon, you must regularly add fuel to the fire in the kiln. Don't delay!"

After saying that, all the monsters agreed.

Seeing that the Xiong Mace had been found, Yan Xia briefly listened to the work of the four monsters in Wuhe Mountain and urged them to grow bigger and stronger and create greater glory.

After drawing the pancake, she didn't stay any longer and went to Bibotan to find Bamboo Cutter Goddess and borrow her water.

Huilong Peak is located in the Lihuo position, in the south of the mountain.

Bibotan is located at the Kan water level, to the north of the mountain.

From Huilong Peak to Bibotan, the road winds and turns.

Yanxia calculated with her fingers and found that she did not fly away on the clouds, but turned west halfway and went to the Golden Pine Forest first.

The bird fairy lived in the golden pine forest and was lying on a pile of pine cones, stretching her wings.

Suddenly, she felt a powerful aura rushing into the golden pine forest, knocking open several strange formations that detected qi.

"Where did this demon king come from?"

The Golden Bird Fairy was startled and flapped its wings and flew away.

A group of squirrels below cried out bitterly, "King War Eagle, please reduce the interest rate! We still need food to survive the winter!"

Jinquexian'er was furious. "You guys are so greedy! I even reduced the interest you pay from two pine cones to half a pine cone! And I'm still reducing the interest. Can you please return the grains you stole the other day?"

A squirrel was shocked and said, "The stupid chicken actually remembered where she hid the grains!"

The other squirrel immediately threw away the pine cone and shouted, "Run for your life!"

A group of squirrels ran very fast and immediately disappeared into the grass.

The Golden Bird Fairy flapped its wings and flew high, looking around, but couldn't find which blind demon had trespassed into the golden pine forest.

She thought to herself: Maybe it’s the great monk from Kaiyuan Temple who has returned.

Honghai, Daoming and others from Kaiyuan Temple had been in Chang'an City for a long time, and it was time for them to return.

Quexian'er cooed twice and turned to fly.

A loud shout came from the air, scaring the little bird so much that its feathers stood on end.

"Quexian'er!"

"Where did this ugly monster come from!"

"Are you confused after sleeping?" An Yanxia walked over on the clouds and saw the Golden Sparrow Fairy flying around in the air, looking as if she was afraid of everything.

Que Xian'er took a quick look and said angrily, "You Taoist priest, why did you come uninvited again? You really scared me."

"Since you were sound asleep, I didn't post a visit."

Yan Xia laughed and said affectionately, "We're just friends!"

"Hey! Don't have any ulterior motives."

Quexian'er flapped her wings at Yanxia's shoulders and said, "If you have something to say, just say it. I'm not a stupid cat like Xueshi'er who will be fooled by you and can't find my way around."

Seeing that the bird was estranged from her, Yan Xia sneered, with a hint of temptation and threat in her voice.

"I brought food."

"what!"

The Golden Bird Immortal immediately landed on Yan Xia's shoulder, rubbed Yan Xia's cheek, and said affectionately: "Taoist, we are good friends for life!"

"Almost got it."

An Yanxia was speechless for a while, and first took out a plate of cheese cake decorated with honey and fruit.

What good food had that little bird ever eaten in this forest? She was so greedy that she flew over, but Yanxia took it away.

She said, "I'm not giving this to you for free."

"I will agree to whatever conditions you have..."

When the glutton came up, the Golden Sparrow Fairy threw all her moral principles aside.

"Okay! Since you've said that... Quexian'er, are you a messenger for the gods in heaven?"

“Not entirely. The gods in heaven don’t really care about human affairs. They also have their own small groups, so it’s rare to send them letters.

“But delivering messages between the Three Mountains, Ten Islands, and the blessed lands, among the many immortals, depends on us.

"There are also officials from the Yuefu, Fengdu, and Exorcism Courts. They also rely on us to send some unimportant letters."

Yanxia was very surprised when she heard this.

She had only known birds as messengers of the gods, but she had never imagined their services were so widespread. She had previously been surprised to hear that foxes were required to learn twelve bird languages during their exams, but now that she thought about it, it was indeed the case.

——This is not bird language at all, it is clearly twelve types of encrypted communication security protocols!

An Yanxia wanted to trick Jinquexianer into following her.

"Let me have a bite first..."

This greedy bird, his soul has been hooked by the exquisite and delicious cheese cake, and his mouth is full of nonsense.

Yanxia was not stingy and pinched a small piece for Jinquexianer.

The girl was afraid that the bird would change its mind, so she took out the wine gourd, poured a thin layer of wine on it, and beckoned, "Quexian'er, don't just eat, drink some too, or you might choke."

"You are such a good person!" Jinquexian'er lowered her head to peck at the wine, but touched the wine and suddenly looked up.

She asked suspiciously, "You don't want to get me drunk?"

Yan Xia laughed and said, "Que Xian'er isn't the Saint Bird among wine lovers. How can you get her drunk with just this little bit of wine?"

Hearing this, the bird's competitive spirit was aroused, and it beat its chest and shouted, "How is this possible?"