What kind of Journey to the West is this?

I ate some cakes and drank some wine.

The bird was drunk and couldn't tell the directions.

Yan Xia asked the golden sparrow to land on her hand and asked, "I have many delicious pastries here. Would you like to consider working for me?"

After saying that, An Yanxia took out Zhang Zhengyi's imperial seal talisman.

As long as the Golden Sparrow Fairy raised her claws and pressed down, Yanxia would happily gain a new jar entrance.

Golden Bird Fairy: "Gugugugu~"

An Yanxia: “…”

I don’t know if this bird is really drunk or just pretending to be drunk, and it’s not cooperating very much.

So he whispered in her ear, "Quexian'er, I will give you ten liters of popcorn every month."

"Master Duo? It's settled!"

The Golden Sparrow Fairy was so surprised that she sobered up. Without thinking, she pressed her claws on the talisman.

An Yanxia was surprised and asked, "You're not drunk?"

"Humph, I am the Holy Bird of Wine."

"Then you still agreed?"

"But that's ten liters of popcorn!"

An Yanxia: (ノ｀Д)ノ

Goldfinch Fairy: (?＞?＜)☆

Donghuang Suddenly Receives Jade Talisman: Chapter 135 [Rumors]

Que Xian'er landed on Yan Xia's shoulder, holding a talisman in her mouth.

"Taoist, there have been a lot of rumors about you lately, so be careful!"

"What rumors?"

Que Xian'er said, "I heard rumors that you are a Yuanti who has practiced for ten lifetimes."

Yan Xia nodded and said, "It is indeed a rumor."

This news is a bit delayed! She is already 20 years old...

Que Xian'er was suspicious for a moment, then shook her head and said, "True or false, who knows? You even lied to me and said your name was Luo Sushang."

This bird is indeed smarter than the snow lion. It has great wisdom hidden in its small head.

"But that's not the point. The rumormongers claim that eating your flesh will grant you immortality for a thousand years and eternal youth! It's clear they're targeting you, so you'd better be careful."

Jinquexian'er is worthy of being a friend, and she reminded An Yanxia very carefully.

When Yan Xia heard that she had become Tang Monk's flesh, she was speechless. She didn't expect that the rumor about Tang Monk's flesh had come out before the Journey to the West even started.

"Can you identify the source?"

She instinctively felt that something was wrong and immediately had a fortune told.

She had read the "Three Changes Annotations" by Dong Wanggong and had some experience in divination. But even so, she still couldn't get anything.

I counted with my fingers and felt that there was a layer of gray fog in front of my eyes, making everything hazy.

"How can we be sure of this? If word spreads from one person to ten, and from ten to a hundred, the secret will be hidden among all living beings."

Que Xian'er looked at Yan Xia counting on her fingers and muttered, "A fortune teller shouldn't tell his own fortune!"

"That's right! Quexian'er is a divine bird that carries messages, so please help me listen to the news."

Yanxia couldn't figure it out, so she had to give up.

But this rumor only surfaced recently, clearly fresh in the air. Actually, guessing who's behind it isn't difficult. Whoever benefits from the rumor is the culprit.

But the key is not this. What’s important is how to get rid of this rumor.

Otherwise, wouldn’t he really have to be made into Tang Monk’s meat?

Yan Xia's brain raced, and she came up with a plan. She said to Jin Que Xian, "There's no rush. I'll go to Bi Bo Tan and discuss it with Bamboo Cutter's Lady. Can you please go to the city?"

Que Xian'er asked blankly, "What are you going to do in the city?"

"The Snow Lion's temple is almost finished. I'll treat you to a good meal."

Quexian was happy now, nodded and flew to Cangzhou City.

After sending the little bird away, Yan Xia thought of a conspiracy to deal with the rumors, and she couldn't help but smile and flew to Bibotan.

Outside Bibotan Lake is a dense bamboo forest, consisting of tall and strong old bamboos. It is also the place where the Bamboo Goddess lives.

As long as this bamboo forest is not "uprooted", even if the bamboo's Dharma body is destroyed ten thousand times, the bamboo will still be able to grow again in the spring breeze without being burned by wildfire.

When it comes to saving lives, the monsters in Wuhe Mountain are all experts.

Yanxia greeted a few red pandas in the woods, and after passing through the dense bamboo forest, she saw the head of the Bamboo Cutter Goddess floating on the lake.

Sitting at a stone table by the lake was the body of the Taketori Goddess, pouring tea.

Yanxia's eyelids twitched as she watched.

The beauty's head flew up and landed on her body. The Bamboo Cutter Lady reached out and straightened her head, smiling and saying, "Is An Bazui here for an inspection?"

This scene is somewhat scary.

Yan Xia was not polite either. She drank a sip of tea to calm herself down and complained, "My lady! Can you be more normal next time when you meet guests..."

"Excuse me." Zhu laughed and explained, "I used bamboo to decorate this body. It floats up as soon as it hits the water, and I can never wash it clean, so I put it on the ground and asked the little demons to wipe it."

"But those little nine-section wolves are always clumsy. I got bored waiting, so I just flew over and found a cool place to catch some fresh air."

An Yanxia: “…”

As an ordinary person, she really doesn't understand it.

Seeing Yanxia remained silent, Zhuqu smiled and stopped explaining. He simply said, "I see that Bazui is coming from the direction of Jinquexian'er."

"Indeed. Your Majesty, do you know that little bird?"

"In a place as big as Wuhe Mountain, you can see it everywhere you look. You can always see it."

The Bamboo Cutter paused and said, "I suppose the Sparrow Fairy has told you about the rumor, right?"

Yan Xia was slightly stunned. She didn't expect the rumor to have spread here.

A few green bamboo leaves fell and flew to Yanxia's ears.

Then a voice came from somewhere, sometimes near and sometimes far away, "Bazui, someone has followed you into the bamboo forest."

Yan Xia's eyes were reserved, what a courage!

She just thought it was an absurd rumor. After all, eating the flesh of good people in ten lifetimes could make one immortal. Unless one was a vicious person who ate raw meat and drank blood and committed evil, no one with a brain would believe it.

I don’t know when this thief followed me, whether he left Cangzhou City, returned to Longfeng, or went to Jinsonglin?

I'm about to ask.

All she saw was the Bamboo Cutter Lady smiling and raising the teapot, signaling Yanxia not to say anything.

"Would you like some tea?"

"Pour another cup, please. Madam, I wish to refine a copper mace with cold water. Could you lend me Bi Bo Tan for a while?"

Hurala!

The wind blows, bringing news.

The sound of the bamboo pickers seemed near and far, blowing into Yanxia's ears.

"To remove the sin, at a time like this, I'm afraid I shouldn't give up my weapons."

"I have my own sense of proportion."

Yan Xia clenched her fists slightly. She knew more than just one killer move!

Taketori nodded and asked, "What are the requirements for this water refinement?"

"It requires the cold water of a deep pond, and it must be refined for 24 days. Every eight days, it must be fished out and brought down to the moonlight. A young girl will then wipe the bronze mace with a white silk cloth dipped in vinegar. It must then be returned to the cold water before sunrise the next day."

This step was not complicated. Taketori wrote it down, and Yanxia handed the bronze mace to her.

A set of weapons and two bronze maces all fell from his hands.

Yanxia smiled and said goodbye.

This time she did not fly on clouds, but walked to Cangzhou City on foot.

It took us half a day to reach the outside of Kaiyuan Temple.

Yanxia took a look and found that the temple was a little lonely and the bells were dull. It seemed that the monks had not returned yet.

It was dusk now, and she did not stay, but left quickly.

On the way, she came across an inn, paid a bribe, rented a horse, and continued walking for half the night.

It was a late night and the moon was bright. Yanxia rested her head on the pine roots, took out her wine gourd, and gulped down a few gulps.

Over there, the horse was tied to a tree, looking a little frightened and impatient, walking around the tree restlessly.

The moonlight fell under the tree, creating a vague, dark and distorted scene.

Yan Xia smiled and said, "It's a pleasure to have guests coming from afar!"

"The Master of Sins and Sufferings of Miaoyan Palace, the Wind-Worshipped Spiritual Officer of Mount Tai, the reincarnation of a good person for ten generations, is you, right, Anyan Xia'an Tianguan?"

"Huh? Why did you call me by the wrong name? I am the first guardian under the seat of the True Lord of Hundred Poisons and the chief disciple of the Hehuan Sect. I am An Lushan!"

"That's interesting!"

A scholar in white came from a distance, with a naked eye on his forehead, staring at An Yanxia restlessly.

His eyes rolled.

He said happily, "Wonderful, wonderful! With such a high golden light of good karma, I'm afraid he must have been a good person for more than ten lifetimes. Eating you will be a great achievement!"

The scholar in white licked his lips and stretched out his two-foot-long tongue, which was long and thin.

Yan Xia said with a smile, "I was wondering which demon king was following me. Turns out it's a snake monster transformed into a spirit!"

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My friend dragged me to play Star Citizen. The next chapter will be posted tonight.

The Jade Talisman of the Eastern Emperor Arrives Suddenly: Chapter 136 [White Python of Nanzhao]

"I came with you, intending to investigate your background. Unexpectedly, you lost your bronze maces, which gave me a good opportunity. Without those maces, you still dared to be so confident...

The scholar in white laughed, and there was some viciousness in his three vertical pupils.

"You flat-headed, long-tongued monster, tell me your name, or you'll die. I don't know your name!"

Yan Xia laughed, chanted the Tianxin Method, and summoned a six-foot-long silver spear.

With a bang, the silver-tipped spear shook and created a small hole.

When she smelled the scent of the python spirit, she knew that it was not a righteous one.

The scholar in white jingled his swords and drew his precious sword from his waist. He also said with a smile, "Good temper, good temper. When you reach the palace of the King of Hell, just tell me the name of the White-haired Master Wenshan of Nanzhao. I will forgive you the sufferings of the three paths and redeem your nine grave sins!"

"I don't want a distinguished guest from afar."

When Yan Xia heard that it was a white python from the Nanzhao Kingdom, she tried to claim kinship with him, saying, "I have a subordinate who is also a white snake, from the same clan as you. She obeys me, so you can just call me Auntie."

This girl is smiling playfully, adding to her generational status for no reason.

The scholar in white danced with his sword and angrily scolded, "You, Mage, are such a chatterbox. Let's fight first!"

After saying that, the man in white used his body skills, and his sword was like a poisonous dragon, stabbing at Yanxia's left rib with a tricky move.

The girl here also does the Flash Step, but she is busy at home and not busy at home.

Easily dodging the sword thrust, she raised the spear tip and hummed:

"You little bastard, you don't know what's going on. Who asked you to come?"