[Arata Ichito: My blood is boiling! Okay, I'll go set up a beetle farm right now!]

[Xiao Gong: He's just going to run a farm, right? Why do I feel like I'm witnessing an uprising?]

[Yatae Shenzi:...]

[Kamisato Ayaka: …]

[Kamizato Ayato:...]

[Jiuqi Shinobu: Boss, think twice before you act.]

[Shanhu Palace Xinhai: Mr. Yidou, please wait a moment. The enemy is strong and we are weak right now. We must act with caution. I have a plan to help you.]

[Kujo Sara: Araki Ichito, how dare you collude with foreign forces to rebel!]

[Xing: @九条裟羅, you're wrong. We just want to run a farm. Is there a law in Inazuma that prohibits farming?]

[Kujo Sara: ...]

[Xing: No~]

[Kujo Sara: The Shogun has ordered that no one is allowed to enter Inazuma!]

[Ying: Don't worry, we're all in the group, I won't make it hard for you~ As long as I sneak in carefully, if you don't notice me entering Inazuma, then I haven't entered Inazuma. We're professional at this job and we're guaranteed to do it!]

[Wendy: Speaking of which, isn't Inazuma's Thunder God Shadow in this group? Why hasn't she expressed anything?]

[Shadow: No matter who it is, if they want to become my eternal enemy, I will kill them.]

[Huahu: Translated, it means—"You can open the farm, I don't care~"]

[Kujo Sara: Don't misinterpret the General's meaning!]

The video continues as Sora leads Arataki Ichito to the Tenryo Bugyo. Inside, a prominent sign hangs on the wall. It features a chibi-style portrait of Shikanoin Heizo and a slogan: "Ping'an Deer reminds you: No krypton gold, no card draws, no artifact farming. Beware of telecom scams."

Sora held Kujo Sara's hand and said helplessly, "No matter how much I tell him, he won't listen, so I'm asking you to teach him a lesson."

Elsewhere, Aratake Ichito was explaining his plans to get rich to Shikanoin Heizo: "Hey, think about it, if I go to Xumi, I can earn over 400,000 in two days. I can invest that money in the scorpion beetle and earn 800,000 in a week! I'll give that 800,000 to my best friend. And then I'll earn 20 million, a huge sum for having a child. Is that a problem?"

Lunoin Heizo said, "This is a serious problem. So, give me the contact information of these people, and we, the Tenryo Bugyo, will come and talk to them."

"You wish." Arata Ichito laughed. "How could I tell you such a great way to make money? Hahahaha!"

[End of video]

[Ying: As expected of a boss like Ichidou, you're so thoughtful!]

[Xing: Let's see who still calls our boss stupid. The boss knows that the secrets to getting rich shouldn't be shared with others casually!]

[Arakaki Ichito: Those Tenryo Bugyo guys are so ungrateful that they tore up my pictures. Of course I won't tell them!]

[Dolly: Intelligence is a businessman's lifeblood. Looks like I need to be careful of scams this time when I go to Inazuma.]

[Kujo Sara: There is no such fraud gang in Inazuma]

[March 7: So the fraud gang is actually in Xumi?]

[Seno: Xumi is so far away from Inazuma. Even if there really is a fraud gang, it is impossible for them to defraud Inazuma people of their money.]

[(Genshin Impact) Falushan: What is telephone customer service? There are so many new things happening in Xumi right now.]

[Su Che: Actually, there's no such thing on Xumi. Simply put, a phone is a communicator that everyone has, and customer service is a profession that uses that communicator to promote products or provide after-sales service.]

[Topa: The main energy source in the Genshin Impact world seems to be elemental force? Perhaps after our two worlds are connected, we can promote our company's technology in the Genshin Impact world.]

[Su Che: @Topa, I advise you not to do this, it is meaningless]

[Topa: Why?]

[Su Che: Look at Liyue, then look at Xianzhou. Don’t you think they look very similar?]

[Topa: They are quite similar, but the galaxy is so vast, there are countless civilizations with similar cultural styles to Xianzhou.]

[Su Che: Those are just coincidences. But the three worlds that the chat group specifically connected are not coincidences.]

[Jing Yuan: Oh? Brother Su Che, are you going to reveal some important information again?]

[March 7: Ah Ha didn’t say anything this time, so it must be true]

[Aha: Ahem~]

[Su Che: Liyue is the predecessor of the Immortal Ship, which means—Teyvat is the home planet of the Immortal Ship!]

[Zhongli:?]

[Ningguang:?]

[March 7: Damn it, Aha just coughed. The fictional historian is online again]

Jing Yuan: Haha, Brother Su Che's statement is truly unexpected. Could you please provide any evidence to support this?

[Su Che: That's certainly Cave Heaven Technique. 哳@映, have you already obtained the Dust Song Pot?]

[Ying: Yes, it was given to me by Grandma Ping]

[Su Che: The Dust Song Pot is a product crafted using Dongtian technology, primarily made of Emerald Jadeite. Ying's Dust Song Pot, using only a piece of Emerald Jadeite the size of a fingernail, has created a space nearly half the size of Liyue Harbor, a testament to the advanced technology of Liyue Dongtian.]

[Ying: But the Cuijue Rock is almost completely mined out, and this small piece was taken from a piece of jewelry.]

[Su Che: Look, the immortals of Liyue have almost dug out all of the Emerald Jade Rock. How many caves and heavens must they have created by now? I dare say the existing caves and heavens in Liyue are already as large as the immortal ship itself, even larger than the planet it's on.]

[Su Che: Why is such a vast cave unknown to anyone? What's the reason behind the Liyue Immortals doing this?]

[Su Che: Because they have anticipated a great disaster in the future. When the disaster strikes, the Dongtian will form nine immortal ships, carrying all the Liyue people away from the Genshin Impact world, while the immortals will stay behind to buy time for the Liyue people. To prevent the Liyue people from being lost after leaving their homeland, the immortals have established the goal of "finding immortality," motivating the Liyue people to embark on interstellar voyages.]

Fu Xuan: Don't try to trick me. Xianzhou was ordered by the emperor who unified the home planet to seek immortality. This is clearly recorded in history books.

[Su Che: Is what you wrote in history books reasonable?]

[Fu Xuan: Of course it makes sense!]

[Su Che: That's the problem. The Immortal Ship has experienced so many disasters in its history, so it stands to reason that some historical data would be omitted. Why is it that the records about your origins are completely complete, and every detail perfectly matches and corroborates each other? Don't you think this is...abnormal?]

[Su Che: You remember everything, but why have you forgotten the location of the home planet, even the name of the emperor who sent the Immortal Ship? Because if you do that, no matter how advanced the civilization of the Immortal Ship becomes, it will never be able to find its home planet, and the history fabricated by the fictional historians for the Immortal Ship will forever be unbreakable!]

Chapter 63: Seno, go to the toilet and talk

[Esther: @Su Che, you are actually the mysterious Star God, right?]

[Fu Xuan: I think he is the emissary of Changle Tianjun. They are so well-coordinated.]

[Su Che: Just tell me if what I said makes sense.]

[Xing: That makes sense]

[Ying: I also think it makes sense, nothing wrong with it]

[March 7: Hey, aren't you just setting yourself up for failure? You just said that being too reasonable would seem abnormal, so the history you're talking about is also fake!]

[Kiana: What is the true history of the Immortal Boat?]

[Ningguang: But it's a good idea. We've never considered looking to the stars.]

Keqing: If a disaster truly arises in the future that even the combined strength of all Liyue people, including the immortals, cannot withstand, we should start preparing for it now.

[Fu Xuan: You've led all of Liyue's friends astray. Are you happy now? @Su Che]

[Su Che: Sigh. I recall the first time I entered the Collapse Iron World. The Memory Star God crowned me, naming me Grand Master of the Flowing Light Memory Court and a master of the master of the master of the incinerator, and commanded me to stop the fictional historians from destroying the universe's memory. I knew then that fighting the fictional historians would inevitably lead to misunderstandings and slander, but I pressed forward. Perhaps this is my mission.]

[Aha: Originally I wanted to help Su Che, but you all heard what Su Che said, that Mi Si has always coveted my body, so I can’t do anything about this matter~ The only thing I can do now is to prove Su Che’s innocence and urge everyone to contribute to Su Che’s cause.]

[Hua Huo: Not 10,000 or 20,000, not 1,000 or 2,000!]

[Sambo: Only ninety-eight!]

[Su Che: Yes, you don't need to donate too much to me, just 98 points will do! Believe in yourself, you too can become light. Join Liuguang Yiting and become a guardian of memory with me!]

[Padofils: After joining this group, I realized that my previous business methods were too conservative.]

[Topa: I now suspect that Su Che is the leader of the Xumi fraud gang]

[Su Che: How could that be? I can’t enter the world of Genshin Impact right now.]

[Fu Xuan: He didn't deny that he would run a fraud ring. All Xumi friends in the group better be careful.]

[Seno: As the Chief Disciplinary Officer of the Xumi Order Academy, I will not sit idly by.]

[Su Che: @Fu Xuan, do you know what Tartaglia likes to throw when he fights?]

[Tartaria:?]

[Fu Xuan: Huh? What does he like to throw?]

[Su Che: Winter Melon]

[Fu Xuan: Why?]

[Su Che: Because he is from the Winter Realm]

[Fu Xuan: Huh?]

[Su Che: @Senuo, please help me explain]

[Seno: Throw (to) Winterman]

[Fu Xuan: …]

[Tartaria: ...]

[Tinari: Hiss——]

[Xing: Sanyueqi, are you using Six-phase Ice? Why is it so cold all of a sudden?]

[Padofils: A-choo! I thought it was Kevin just passing by, but it turns out you guys were just telling jokes.]

[Su Che: As expected of Sino, it really made me feel like I’ve known you for a long time.]

[Sino: You are indeed the group leader, able to come up with such a clever joke. If we are lucky enough to meet in the future, please do come and exchange ideas with me.]

[Su Che: Actually, I also have some experience with the Seven Saints Summoning. We must study together all night long!]

[Sino: It’s a deal!]

[March 7: Oh no, they're in cahoots!]

When Shui Qun was having fun, Su Che happened to meet Kiana and Raiden Mei coming out of the cross-border door.

"Why are you back so soon? Where's Bronya?" Su Che asked.

"She was left behind by Cocolia over there," Kiana said as she ate some of Daberg's specialty kebabs. "She was quite happy to see Bronya at first, but when she found out why Bronya's legs couldn't move, she hugged her and cried. It was a bit awkward for us to stay there, but it was time for dinner, so we came back."

"Well," Su Che nodded, "Do you want to go to Xianzhou and try the local specialties?"

"Okay, okay! I want to try the food in Xianzhou!" Kiana nodded repeatedly, "What's delicious in Xianzhou?"

"There's a snack called Mingou Cake, which uses a type of lotus root that's a specialty of Xianzhou. It's said to make a sound of laughter when you bite into it. There's also a dessert called Sugar Ball Fried Meat, which uses alien monsters that Xianzhou once considered its greatest enemy. These monsters seem to be nearly extinct these days, and I wonder if they'll still be available."

"Wow--" Kiana's mouth was watering after hearing that, even the skewers in her hand didn't smell good anymore.

Mei Lei Dian was still thinking about whether she could learn some recipes from the Immortal Boat and make them for Kiana, but after hearing what Su Che said, she wanted to give up.

Even former enemies were made into dishes. Is the food culture of this fairy boat aimed at novelty?

Su Che gave all his credit points to them, and sent a message to Jing Yuan asking him to help take care of the family. Then he asked Ai-chan for a meal ticket, and under Ai-chan's guidance, he left Hyperion and went to the cafeteria of St. Freya Academy.

As for why he went there to eat, it was definitely not because Su Che wanted to appreciate the scenery of St. Freya Academy, which was full of Valkyries.

Before he could even reach the cafeteria, Kiana had already arrived on the train.

[Kiana: Why is there a spaceship with my photo printed on it?!]

[Ahaha: The Kiana vacation spaceship, produced by the Joyful Star God, is now on sale!]

[Kiana: Ah... I remember now...]

[Raiden Mei: I thought it was just a joke...]

[Sambo: Dear Madam, please allow me to introduce to you the most trustworthy and absolutely faithful Lord of Joy in the universe—Aha]

[Kiana: This... this infringes on my portrait rights!]

[Aha: How could I do such a shameless thing? @Qiana, the endorsement fee is on the way, please wait a moment~]

[Kiana: Eh?]

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