[March 7: Have you already arrived at Xianzhou? Come to Changletian! We're waiting for you here!]
[Kiana: Okay, we'll be there soon!]
Jing Yuan: When friends come from afar, I, Jing Yuan, must show courtesy. Everyone, please wait a moment. Today, I will take you on a culinary tour of Luofu!
[Qingque: After dinner, come play a few rounds of Diyuan Qiongyu, and you'll be able to experience 70% of the essence of Xianzhou culture.]
[Fu Xuan: The Xingcha Sea Central is so busy right now, and you two are actually going to play cards with someone and have dinner with someone?]
Jing Yuan: Mr. Fu, this is Brother Su Che's request. He's done Luofu such a great favor. If we can't even do this little thing, wouldn't that be disheartening to Brother Su Che? Alas, Huanlong's destruction of Xingcha Sea is naturally painful to me, but even though I care deeply about Luofu, I have no choice but to leave in order to avoid being branded ungrateful!
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Chapter 64: A Day in the Life of New General Fu Xuan
[Qingque: As expected of a General, you know how to choose and give up! Master Taibu, please think about this: if we, Luofu, fail to show proper courtesy to our benefactor, wouldn't others find out and stab us in the back?]
[Su Che: @Fu Xuan, haven't you figured it out yet? General Jing Yuan is looking for an excuse to delegate power to you. He wants to train your ability to coordinate the overall situation.]
[Jingyuan: Brother Su is the one who understands me~]
[Fu Xuan: …]
[Su Che: Come, I'll show you a video so you can get a taste of what life is like as a general.]
[Start playing - "A Day of Self-Discipline for General Luofu's New General"]
The video begins from Fu Xuan's perspective. She opens her eyes, gets out of bed, and walks out the door. "Today is my first day as a general. I woke up early at 10:30 AM to go to work."
[In the next scene, Bai Lu gave Fu Xuan a thumbs-up and then handed him a white drink with a smile.]
"I got today's medicinal food from Bai Lu on the way. It's juice squeezed from the tallest sugarcane in the Immortal Boat. Bai Lu said it might be useful." Fu Xuan raised his head and drank it all.
[Fu Xuan: Although the Bailu herbal tea I prepared is just sugar, it does have a refreshing and fatigue-relieving effect. It's very useful! However, I haven't tried juice squeezed directly from sugarcane.]
White Dew: Sugarcane juice can dispel heat and relieve thirst, but sugar water can replenish energy more effectively. It is most suitable for those who are worried and have liver fire stagnation.
[Fu Xuan: So that's how it is. He's drugging people. He's truly a genius, nurtured by the Dan Ding Division!]
[Yanqing: I think the point of the sugarcane juice in the video is…]
[Jing Yuan: Hush! Yanqing, a wise man has his say and his leave it unsaid. Just pretend you didn't see it.]
[Theresa: Um... can the juice squeezed from the tallest sugarcane really help you grow taller?]
[Fu Xuan:?]
[Bai Lu:?]
[Xing: Hahaha! I can’t help it!]
[(Genshin Impact) Zaoyou: The tallest sugarcane... I remember it]
[(Bengtie) Hu Ke: Using tall plants to make sugar water can make you grow taller? This method is too simple!]
[Fu Xuan: Bai Lu, could this method really be useful?]
[Bai Lu: The Xianzhou people have always believed that like cures like, and using the highest quality sugarcane to promote growth... Although there's no evidence to support this, it actually... actually does make some sense...]
[Ahaha: A little bit, but not much! Hahahahahaha!]
[Sambo: Reality is cruel~ huh? Hanabi, why are you silent?]
[Hanabi: Hehehe... I don't care about that kind of thing~]
[Bai Lu: Okay, okay, it's useless, okay? If it were useful, would I still be like this? The person who made this video should have come to me and had their brain checked out first!]
[Theresa: It’s no use…]
[Zaoyou: Hit...]
[Hook: Ugh...]
[Xing: Hook is still young, so there's no need to worry for now. But Bai Lu and Fu Xuan... sigh]
[Fu Xuan: What?!]
[Kiana: My aunt also...sigh]
Theresa: Kiana, I see you've had enough fun and want to go back to school for some extra lessons, right?
Kiana: I'm just kidding! Auntie, you actually have a lot of potential. For example... Oh, right, aren't there still Fusion Warriors? Auntie, you can ask Squad Leader Fu Hua to teach you how to become a Fusion Warrior. Maybe fusing with a giant Honkai Beast will even help you grow taller!
[Theresa: You! Come back here right now!]
[Kiana: Huh? Why?]
[Su Che: Actually, Theresa is a fusion warrior. You've really broken Theresa's defense.]
[Kiana: I’m sorry, Auntie!]
Fu Xuan arrives at the Shen Ce Mansion and begins sawing off the table legs with a chainsaw under the moonlight. "I arrived at the Shen Ce Mansion at 11 o'clock and started sawing off the table legs. There's no other way. The former general wasn't of normal size."
[Jing Yuan: Ahem... Mr. Fu, the table in the Shen Ce Mansion has been passed down through the generations and is very commemorative. If you become a general in the future...]
[Fu Xuan: I must have grown taller by then!]
[Jing Yuan: Yes, it is possible. I was not thoughtful enough.]
[Xing: Everything has two sides. Fu Xuan, you should also think about the bright side.]
[Fu Xuan: What good can this do?]
[Xing: Doesn’t Jingyuan have to bow his head every time he talks to you?]
[Jingyuan: Wonderful]
[Fu Xuan: What a wonderful thing!]
[Aha: As long as you talk to Jingyuan more, maybe one day Jingyuan will develop cervical spondylosis and retire early, hahahaha!]
[Fu Xuan: …]
"At 12:30, teach the Cloud Cavalry about divination. If some people knew a little about divination, they wouldn't always risk their lives." Fu Xuan stood in front of the blackboard and threw a piece of chalk, waking Yan Qing, who was asleep on the table below.
[Then Fu Xuan pushed the wheelchair to Jing Yuan's bedside, and Jing Yuan lay on the bed with his legs crossed, looking very relaxed.]
"At 2 pm, I visited the former general and advised him not to waste money if his injury couldn't be cured. Retirement is a good thing."
"At 2:40 PM, handling a security issue on the Immortal Boat. Two people got into a fight over combat skill points."
[In the video, Dan Heng Yin Yue and Qing Que Wu engaged in a fierce exchange of blows before being captured and interrogated by Fu Xuan. As Fu Xuan angrily slammed the table, both men simultaneously pointed at each other to indicate they were not the first to strike.]
Tesla: Why do you Xianzhou divinations use fluid mechanics... Hmm? Did I see Einstein's mass-energy equation on the blackboard?
[Einstein: It seems that the divination of the Immortal Boat is a scientific calculation involving multiple fields. No wonder it can be used as a weapon to defeat the enemy.]
[Fu Xuan: Divination does involve a lot of knowledge, but with the Great Evolution and Observation Formation, it can save a lot of trouble.]
[Yan Qing: I admit that divination is useful, but it would be even better if Fu Taibu could change her habit of making everyone fall asleep as soon as she speaks.]
[Kiana: I think so too. If the teacher didn’t make me sleepy as soon as he started teaching, I wouldn’t be failing the course so often.]
[Muraita Himeko: If I want you to stay alert, I might have to hold a chicken drumstick in my hand during class.]
[Su Che: Qingque and Yinyuejun can actually fight evenly, the real person never reveals his true identity]
[Aha: What do you mean by fifty-fifty? Look at her using her advance as a retreat to attack his lower body. If Fu Xuan hadn't arrived in time, Lord Yinyue would have lost his balance in the next move and been captured by General Qing!]
[Qingque: Don't talk nonsense, how could I possibly defeat Lord Longzun? But what are combat skill points?]
[Su Che: In the game, using skills requires consuming combat points. In the game, General Qing and Dragon Lord are both main Cs. I think this is foreshadowing!]
[Qingque: That’s enough…]
"At 4 PM, I'm here to inspect Jinren Lane and handle a civil dispute. Someone's been betting on someone else to imitate a dog's bark, and it looks like they lost today."
[Su Chang pinched her waist, raised her eyebrows and shouted: "I've shipped it!"]
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Chapter 65: Pi Xie Sword Technique Tutorial Video
[“At 6:00 PM, repatriate the short-lived foreigners who mistakenly entered the Immortal Boat.”]
[A golden meteor streaked across the sky, and then a Cloud Cavalry soldier carried Qiqi out.]
[Su Shang: Why do you have to bark like a dog to say I've shipped something?]
[Silver Wolf: There's a type of dog person who, when they get a rare item or character in the game, will shout "I got it" and show it off to others, feeling the envy and jealousy of others to satisfy themselves.]
[Su Shang: That’s really abominable.]
[March 1: @Silver Wolf, for example, Su Che said in the group chat that he won an item worth million points?]
[Silver Wolf: Yes, he is just barking like a dog.]
[Su Che: ...Hey]
[Ying: Isn't Qiqi a zombie? She should be able to live for a very long time, right?]
[Paimon: Since she's a zombie, is she considered alive now?]
[Xingqiu: Is a dead but still active zombie considered alive? This seems like a philosophical question.]
[Hu Tao: Oh, every time I see Qiqi, I feel so tired for her.]
[Qiqi: Qiqi is a zombie, death...hateful]
[Xing: Eh? If Qiqi really went to the Immortal Boat, would she be considered a rich evil creature?]
[Paimon: Qiqi just has a bad memory, but she's actually a good kid, right?]
Jing Yuan: The Abundant Creature is a fanatical believer in abundance, having lost all reason and morality, completely abandoning all human ethics and acting recklessly. If you are a person who values virtue and is kind, the Immortal Boat will certainly welcome you warmly.
[Ying: General Jingyuan is indeed clear about right and wrong!]
"7 PM, off duty." Fu Xuan left the Divine Strategy Mansion, sighing as he walked, "This first day on the job has been truly fulfilling."
Yan Qing stood by the roadside and bowed to Fu Xuan, "Farewell, General... no, Acting General."
[Fu Xuan suddenly stopped and looked back at Yan Qing with an unfriendly look]
[Yan Qing was completely unaware of the danger and continued to smile]
[Then Yanqing was suddenly knocked away, letting out Teacher Tom's classic scream]
[End of video]
[Congratulations to Fu Xuan for obtaining a pill that can eliminate the pain of the Heavenly Eye; Bai Lu for obtaining a map of the secret passage of the Dan Ding Division; Jing Yuan for obtaining a set of Immortal Boat Star Array chess made of hunting stone; Yan Qing for obtaining a Sky Blade.]
[Hua Huo: On the first day, being a general was truly fulfilling; on the second day, Fu Xuan arrived at the Shen Ce Mansion and discovered that Jing Yuan had recovered from his injury and resumed his duties.]
[Sangbo: On the third day, Jing Yuan repaired the table; on the fourth day, Jing Yuan pushed the wheelchair to see Yan Qing who was injured by Fu Xuan]
[Ahaha: General Luofu and I are both very fond of fun, hahahaha!]
[Qingque: Yanqing is still too young. He needs to learn more about the ways of the world.]
[Yanqing: But isn’t this telling the truth?]
Fu Xuan: I won't get angry about this kind of title issue. An acting general is an acting general. However, since I can act as a general, I can become a real general one day.
[Jing Yuan: The fact that Fu Qing thinks this way is already 80% complete.]
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