[Fu Xuan: Really? Then where is the remaining 20%?]
[Su Che: (?ω?)]
[Aha: (?ω?)]
[Sambo: (?ω?)]
[Fu Xuan: You three bad guys!]
[Su Che: We didn’t say anything]
[Ahaha: I can only say that Fu Taibu is truly a genius. He can understand everything without even needing words! Hahahahaha!]
[Bai Lu: I can see what you guys want to say!]
[Theresa: @Su Che, I'm going to ask Ai-chan to delete your meal ticket number from the system right now!]
[Su Che: Ahem, well… let’s quickly watch the next video!]
Su Che quickly picked a random video and ran towards the cafeteria, trying to use up the meal ticket before Theresa finished deleting it.
[Start playing - "The most detailed tutorial and practical application of Liyue Thunder God's Pixie Sword Technique on the entire network, guaranteed to teach you until you master it"]
[Yan Qing: Bullshit… Slanting Sword Technique? What a weird name.]
Chongyun: I think it's about exorcism, right? There are many demonic and bizarre stories in Liyue, hence the profession of exorcist. If I'm guessing correctly, this "Thunder God Exorcism Sword Technique" was created by the ancestors of a certain family of exorcists.
Maple Leaf: The creator of this sword technique, who dared to add the name of the Thunder God, seems very confident. It is really exciting.
[Yan Qing: I see, it's actually a sword technique for slaying demons and exorcising evil spirits. I must observe it carefully.]
[Su Che: If it really is the Exorcism Sword Technique...it's best if you don't learn it.]
[Yanqing: Why?]
[Su Che: Because the Exorcism Sword Technique has another name—no JJ book]
[Yan Qing: ...Huh?!]
[Chongyun:?]
[Maple Leaf:?]
[The video begins with the player controlling Keqing, dressed in a colorful dress, running around on the bridge outside Mondstadt]
"Welcome to Master Keqing, the Liyue Thunder God's Piss Sword Technique instruction. This is your sparring partner today, Apprentice Timmy."
[Keqing: Why me again?]
[Su Che: Doesn’t this mean you’re very popular?]
[Keqing: But in the last video, weren't you saying I was a lightning-type Gua Sha? How come I'm the Thunder God now?]
[Su Che: There's nothing I can do. In the entire Liyue world, there are only two Thunder-types, you and Beidou. But Beidou's strength lies in parrying, so the title of Thunder God belongs to you.]
[Keqing: ...But I'm using the Yunlai Sword Technique, inherited from my family. I've never heard of the Bixie Sword Technique.]
[Su Che: Ahem... you'll know if you keep reading]
"Let's first take a look at the complete sequence of Pi Xie Sword Technique moves." The video shows Keqing's normal attacks from both the front and back perspectives.
“First, we can see that the opening move of this sword technique is a thrust, with the sword thrusting forward, pointing directly at the forehead.”
In the game, Keqing holds her head and chest high, legs together and straight, her left hand behind her back, and with her right hand holding the one-handed sword in the sheath, she thrusts forward, pointing the tip of the sword at Timmy's head.
"In this sword technique, this move is often used to taunt or threaten the enemy. When drawing the sword, the arm holding the sword should be straight, the back of the other hand should be placed against the waist, and the body should be upright. The emphasis is on elegance."
"The second move consists of two parts: the upper body and the lower body. Let's talk about the lower body first."
"The lower body movement is to lift the hips, tilting them towards the enemy, confusing them and forcing them to reveal a weakness. Then, with the upper body, swing the sword to kill the enemy."
The scene freezes on Keqing's most essential pose using the Pi Xie Sword Technique, and the camera then shifts to show this pose from various angles.
Keqing's shame threshold was broken by the unstoppable steam at this moment, and her face turned red in an instant.
[Keqing:*&……%&*@#@(*&!!!]
[Chongyun: So that’s what you meant… Sorry…]
Chapter 66: The Most Terrifying Killing Move of the Pixie Sword Technique
[Ying: What a terrifying sword technique! If I were to fight him, I wouldn't be able to react at all and would be pierced through the throat by the sword while I was distracted!]
[Xing: Integrating psychology into every sword move is truly a rare and superior sword technique! If I were to fight Miss Keqing, I wouldn't even dare to blink!]
[Paimon: You two are simply mesmerized and can't bear to blink!]
[March 7: You guys are so bad!]
[The video continues to explain the second trick]
"These two movements need to be coordinated. The muscles from the hips to the hands contract to make the sword swing more powerful."
[“The lifted buttocks of the lower body are the soul of the entire sword technique. Ordinary enemies cannot withstand this move.”]
[“It’s worth mentioning that wearing a skirt doubles your damage.”]
[Keqing: Nonsense... Nonsense! While the Yunlai Sword Technique does have similar moves, it's definitely not as obvious as in the video...!]
Ningguang: Please don't misunderstand me. I've watched Keqing's swordsmanship many times, but I've never seen this kind of posture.
Yanqing: Miss Keqing's first attack is fast but lacks power. Just like the video, it's more of a deterrent than an offensive move. Generally, enemies will retreat or block after the first attack, so the second attack must have a longer range and greater force to break through the enemy's defense.
[Yanqing: Twisting the waist and lifting from behind can satisfy both needs simultaneously, and this posture also provides excellent balance. However, the posture in the video has obviously been reworked, making Miss Keqing's movements a little larger in places where they are unnecessary.]
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[Ningguang: Sure enough, an expert knows the ins and outs.]
[Paimon: Compared to that guy who also uses a sword but has a brain full of crap, Brother Yanqing is much more professional]
[Ying: Actually, I already knew what Yanqing said, but I just hadn’t figured out how to say it yet.]
[Paimon: Bah! I don't believe it]
[Ying: Really! Think about it, if Keqing's second move was to be performed in the exact same position as in the video, most people, myself included, would definitely concentrate and wait for the moment her skirt rises, then immediately drop to the ground for the best viewing angle. Then the follow-up attack wouldn't be an upward thrust, but a downward thrust.]
[Ying: Keqing is undoubtedly a master of swordsmanship. With her strength, how could she make such an obvious mistake?]
[Xing: Compared to Yanqing's analysis, I think Ying's words are more understandable and immersive. This shows that Ying's swordsmanship attainments are no less than Yanqing and Keqing's!]
[Ying: Brother Xing, thank you for your compliment]
[Xing: Brother Ying is too modest]
[March 7: You two idiots are actually sympathetic to each other?!]
"The third move is to attack the opponent's lower body. After performing the sword strike, quickly retract your hips, squat down 360 degrees clockwise and chop the sword horizontally, finishing with the move of spreading wings."
[“The fourth move consists of three parts. It is quite complex and difficult, requiring considerable practice to master. However, it is incredibly powerful and versatile.”]
[“After completing the Great Peng Spreading Wings pose, immediately leap up and perform a cross slash in the air.”]
"As for why the inverted cross slash is necessary, Master Ke's explanation is that it looks cooler this way."
[“After the cross slash, you need to disappear into the sword shadow. How can you do this? This requires personal attainments. Those who understand will understand, but those who don’t understand will not be able to help.”]
[In the game, Keqing vanished into thin air after performing a cross slash in the air, leaving behind only two fleeting flashes of sword light]
[Su Shang: I can learn the first few moves, but how do you do this "Hide in the Sword Shadow" move?]
[Xing: This is a sword technique, and you must master every move. So, please demonstrate the second move to me first, and I'll help you observe. Maybe I can find a way to disappear into the sword shadow.]
[Su Shang: Even if you want to lie to me, can you at least find a better excuse?]
Keqing: This requires the incantation of the Yunlai Sword Technique, the unity of mind and sword... Sorry, this is the part that can't be explained in words. If we can meet again in the future, I can teach you in person.
[Su Shang: Really? It’s a deal!]
[Yan Qing: I thought it was just too fast to see clearly, but I didn't expect it to actually make its body disappear into the sword's shadow? The swordsmanship in the world of Genshin Impact is truly incredible.]
"Let's take a look at the sword's form."
[At this moment, Keqing, who had disappeared from the video, suddenly appeared in the air after some manipulation, facing down and almost parallel to the ground as if falling, with her head facing Timmy.]
[“You can use the Rocket Headbutt at this point. If you push someone against a wall, it will deal damage and stun them for 1.5 seconds.”]
[“The final part, when not using Rocket Headbutt, is a dashing display. At this point, you should hold the sword in your backhand, with the blade facing the enemy. This move can be used for both offense and defense, requiring on-the-spot judgment.”]
Keqing suddenly appears after completing her fourth move, half-crouching with her sword in hand, ready to strike.
"At the same time, the ground is covered with dust. If there is no dust, please bring your own cement mat."
[Rosalia: You can also use the Rocket Headbutt? If it comes to a head-scratching contest, I won't lose!]
[Lilia: Rosalia is right, she is the most stubborn person in the orphanage]
[Rosalia: Hehehe~]
[Lilia: I dare to mess with anyone and I don't hesitate to cause trouble]
[Rosalia: You're talking about this stubborn guy!]
[Kiana: Is your headbutt really based on your headstrongness and not your horns? I feel like if I were to get headbutted by you, it would definitely leave a hole in my body!]
[Rosalia: My horns are as hard as my head!]
[Keqing: Please don't take this video seriously. I've never heard of the name "Rocket Headbutt," and it's not a move in Yunlai Swordsmanship.]
[Padofilis: Then could you stir up cement dust on the ground? If it were a toxic powder, it would definitely be more lethal!]
[Keqing: ...I don't have the ability to control the wind element to stir up dust.]
[Ying: I think Padu's idea is great. Why don't you try to develop a move like that? I can be your sparring partner!]
[Paimon: You better just want to be a sparring partner]
[Keqing: @Feng, come on, I'm waiting for you at Chihuyan. Let's practice some good moves!]
[Ying: Um… I see you’re feeling unstable. Let’s wait until you’ve recovered a bit before we talk. Hahahaha…]
[“The fifth move is the thrust, which focuses on catching the opponent off guard.”]
[“Once again, the sword shadow disappears into the dust. While the enemy is still pondering their next move, a sudden surprise attack is launched, using the rapier to strike directly at the enemy’s vitals.”]
Keqing uses the final part of her normal attack, thrusting her sword forward a long distance, piercing Timmy's legs and protruding through his hips.
[“This time, the rapier isn’t just a taunt or a threat. Note that this time, the rapier is used with the left hand.”]
[Ying: Ti-mi-! ! ! !]
[Kaeya: Hiss—what a terrifying sword technique, it pierced right through!]
[Xing: @Yanqing, can you analyze this sword move?]
[Yan Qing: This sword... I really can't comment on it...]
[Sambo: Is this the true power of the "no J♂J book" mentioned by the group leader? I would call it the Great Terror!]
Chapter 67: The Persecution of Theresa Begins
[Aha: It's said that if Heaven hadn't given birth to me, the Jade Heng Star, the sword path would have endured forever! This one move alone, no JJ book, I daresay anyone who can grasp its meaning and form will surely be able to sweep the world of swordsmen (male)]
[Arata Ichito: Oh my god, this gives me chills!]
[Su Che: You know why I built the gate to the Honkai world first instead of the Genshin world? I'm not only afraid of the invincible Lady Funina, I'm even more afraid that I won't be able to block Master Ke's sword.]
[Sambo: I don't blame you. Not everyone dares to try this sword.]
[Su Che: But I believe there will always be true warriors who dare to face the cold light of the Liyue Thunder God!]
Keqing: Stop talking nonsense! I've never pierced anyone... anywhere! I only pierce their legs or stomachs!
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