[Xing: But you have already won everyone's respect!]

[Keqing: …]

"The above moves have basically completed the Pi Xie Sword Technique. Next comes the finishing touches—the weapon display phase."

After stabbing the enemy with a rapier, switch the weapon to your right hand, with the blade pointing downward, so that the fallen enemy can clearly see which weapon killed them.

[“Finally, the enemy was defeated, and the sword was sheathed.”]

[Aha: Ya~]

[Yan Qing: This sword-sheathing action is worth learning from; it's truly elegant!]

[Su Shang: So handsome!]

[Kaia: I never thought it would be possible, very elegant!]

Maple Leaf: The battle was clean and sharp, and afterward, the enemy was silenced by a display of weaponry. Liyue truly possesses a wealth of martial virtue! I've learned a lesson.

Kamisato Ayato: The last thing I saw was a powerful sword. Such a romantic death is what a samurai would have wished for. I've learned a lesson!

[Elhaisen: Using a sword to respond to the loser's gaze does feel quite convenient.]

[Xing: Are all swordsmen this charming?]

[Keqing: Actually, that’s… never mind…]

"Finally, the enemy is defeated, and the sword is sheathed. Have you mastered all the above Pi Xie Sword Technique moves? If there are any parts you don't understand, please review them a few more times."

"Once you've mastered this sword technique, only a true warrior can contend with it."

"Of course, Master Ke has also prepared a killer move for us. Ordinary people can just watch the next two moves; they can't be learned without extremely advanced swordsmanship."

[Ying: No way, that move just now wasn't a killer move?]

[Hu Tao: Since Keqing is called the Liyue Thunder God, her ultimate move must involve elemental power!]

[Keqing: Hall Master Hu is right. My most proud move is...]

[Sambo: Is it that after stabbing the opponent's vital points, they use electric shock to paralyze or stun them directly in order to avoid too much pain?]

[Keqing: …]

[Xing: Keqing, really, I'm crying]

[Hanabi: I thought a swordsman who could use that kind of move would be cold and heartless, but I didn't expect Master Ke to be so compassionate.]

"The first move is Flying Thunder God Stage 2. Flying Thunder God Stage 2 is an A-rank space-time swordsmanship developed by Liyue's Thunder God."

[“The swordsman throws a lightning wedge at a location, marking it. Then, they instantly move to the location and strike the opponent with a horizontal slash using their lightning-enchanted sword, giving them no time to react and taking their life.”]

"Because Flying Thunder God's second stage is so fast, you should close your eyes and use your mind to sense the position when attacking. This is a state of mind."

The screen zooms in, revealing Keqing's eyes closed during the second phase of her elemental skill, "Return of the Stars."

If Flying Thunder God's second stage is an A-rank sword technique, then the following move can be considered an S-rank forbidden technique—Invincible Slash.

Keqing unleashes the power of lightning, slashing at surrounding enemies with lightning-fast slashes.

"According to her, this move is the fastest in her swordsmanship, capable of severing stars. It truly lives up to its name—invincible."

"Master Ke would like to clarify here that the line during the outburst was: 'My sword shines like a blade, cutting through all the debris,' not beef."

"Alright, the tutorial is over now. From now on, it's up to you. How far you can go depends entirely on your own ability."

"I personally think that learning the third form is generally sufficient. Let's go to Mondstadt with Master Ke to practice it."

[The player then controls Keqing in Mondstadt, attacking various NPCs and watching them dodge in fear.]

Keqing suddenly thought of the original T0 video where she was given a bowl of beef offal, and then she realized that the beef offal was a meme.

However, Keqing was quite satisfied with this more serious introduction. This should surely improve her image in the group...

[Ying: How terrifying!]

[Keqing:?]

[Hanabi: A-level swordsmanship - faster horizontal slash at vital points, unavoidable. S-level forbidden technique - instantly cuts off multiple vital points, invincible!]

[Xing: It seems we all misunderstood. Since Master Ke follows the "Dustless" sword path, he must adhere to it throughout.]

[Keqing: What does Dustless Sword Dao mean?]

[Tartaria: When I first came to Liyue, I wanted to challenge all the warriors in Liyue. Fortunately, I didn't do that.]

[Paimeng: You martial arts fanatic, are you still afraid of losing?]

Tartaglia: I'm not afraid of losing. But even I couldn't see the trajectory of Master Ko's final move. If I'm not careful... even if I win, I'll definitely pay a heavy price.

[Keqing: My reputation...]

Congratulations to Keqing for receiving a set of Geo King peripherals!

Keqing was holding her head with her hand, full of resentment, and wanted to find her bad friend Ying to come over and chop her with a few swords to vent her anger, but when the pillow, teacup and paperweight printed with the pattern of the Immortal Ancestor of the Rock King's transformation appeared, Keqing's mood instantly improved.

Especially when she saw through the window that there was a life-size figurine of Rock God in the yard, she was overjoyed.

……

After the video finished playing, Su Che had just arrived at the cafeteria. It was lunchtime, and the place was already packed with young, beautiful, and toned Valkyries.

Su Che, who appeared here wearing a mask, attracted a lot of attention, but when they saw the teacher certificate hanging on his chest that Su Che constructed with his power, they all looked away.

In a world like Honkai, who wouldn't be crazy? There are plenty of people who like wearing masks.

Su Che walked through the crowd to the window, swiped his meal ticket on the cafeteria's card reader, pointed at the pizza and barbecue set in the window and was about to speak, but he heard two beeps and the card reader prompted that there was no such ticket.

He was stunned for a moment, then quickly chatted privately with Theresa:

[Su Che: You really deleted my meal ticket?]

[Theresa: Humph, this is your punishment for mocking someone's height!]

[Su Che: Then don’t regret it]

[Theresa: Regret what... Wait, you're not thinking?!]

[Su Che: The protagonist of the next video is decided to be you, Theresa!]

[Theresa: I'm going to restore your meal ticket right now, stop now!]

The examples of Walter and Keqing made Theresa terrified.

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Chapter 68: The Invasion of the Bitter Melon People

She didn't want to be publicly ridiculed and then get another nickname or something.

[Su Che: It’s too late]

[Theresa: Stop it!]

"what happened?"

Theresa suddenly slammed her forehead on the table with a loud "bang", startling (Broken Iron) Walter who was talking about the Thousand Herrscher.

Theresa grabbed her hair, her face full of despair: "That stinky Su Che is going to show my video!"

“…” The two Walters took a breath at the same time.

The shadow cast by the previous Adol Story video has not completely faded away...or perhaps it will follow them for the rest of their lives.

"It's okay, Theresa." Wuliangta Jizi tried to comfort her. "No one will take it to heart. After all, you are the most reliable principal. Your image of strict... self-discipline... has long been... well... deeply rooted in everyone's heart."

"Why are you doubting yourself already?" Theresa said angrily.

[Start Playing - "The Stupid Virus Spreads: A Glimmer of Hope in the Demonic Ring" (Excerpt from "Project Ring: Stupidity" 0:01)]

After seeing the title of the video, Theresa suddenly felt relieved.

Although she didn't know what the stupid virus was, and what terms like the Demon Ring and the Ring Project meant, this topic had nothing to do with her.

It seems that Su Che is a man who is tough on the outside but soft on the inside. He must still be thinking about the favor I promised him to build a cross-border gate in Hyperion!

He still has some conscience... although not much.

Theresa thought.

Then--

[“In a certain year of the Honkai Era, the former Bishop of Heaven’s Mandate, Otto, abdicated. Since then, the world has been plunged into a devastating disaster.”]

[A devastated city appears in the video, accompanied by a voiceover commentary]

A black eagle falls from the sky, its eyes suddenly turning red, and it searches around with a sound like a camera focusing. It is clearly not a normal creature.

[Narrator: "How can those fleeing everywhere save this world on the verge of collapse?"]

A Hidamaru scurried away in panic. Several figures, clearly Theresa, emerged from the ruins on either side of the road, silently watching her.

Hiyomaru ran breathlessly, and eventually collapsed to the ground, trembling all over and unable to stand up. She could only turn her head and look behind her, screaming in fear, "No, don't come over here!"

[From behind, a group of Theresa's with "intelligent" eyes, like the walking dead, are slowly approaching.]

The foremost Theresa made a "teri~teri~" sound, and suddenly, a golden light flashed from her large, "wise" eyes, and a beam of light shot out, striking Hitamaru, causing him to scream in pain.

After the flash, the seemingly unharmed Higyokumaru suddenly turned her head. Her eyes had become as "wise" as those of Theresa: "teriteri!"

[Funina: Ugh!!! I was so scared that my heart almost stopped!]

[Kiana: I thought my period's eyes were funny, but I ended up getting really scared...]

[Theresa: What?! These silly, creepy things aren't me!]

[March 7: Will infected people become stupid? So this is what the stupid virus means...]

[Theresa: It’s Theresa!]

[March 7: Oh, sorry! I accidentally made a typo!]

[Xing: Sanyueqi definitely didn't mean it. Deli is stupid, just forgive her.]

[Kiana: Aunt Deli isn't a stingy person, don't worry, she definitely won't mind.]

[Ying: I feel like putting Deli's silly look on Paimon's face wouldn't be out of place at all.]

[Paimon: I wouldn't make such a silly expression!]

[Theresa: I can't either! And don't call me Deli stupid!]

[Murata Himeko: Actually, this is quite cute. Delisha, can you imitate it? I want to see it.]

[Kiana: I want to see it too!]

[Tesla: Can you make that look? Try it!]

Theresa: You're a genius! This is clearly a parody video. Don't connect it to reality, you guys!

[Su Che: You are wrong about this, Deli is stupid, this is not a spoof video]

[Teresa: You want to see how many ways Judas can be used?! Don't call me silly, Deli!]

[Su Che: This matter is of great importance, Deli, I'm not kidding you.]

[Theresa: If you want me to trust you, at least write the words correctly first!]

[Padofilis: I remember you said before that Theresa is the Herrscher of Constraint? Could this stupidity virus be the reappearance of the "tragedy of constraint" in this era?]

[Teresa: Tragedy of restraint? What does that mean?]

[Otto: An event created by the eleventh Herrscher, the Herrscher of Constraint, in the last civilization era. Her power is the same as Judas's Zeroth Rated Power, capable of creating a barrier with a radius of 100 kilometers that negates all Houkai energy and weakens other forms of energy.]

[Otto: In the battle against the Eleventh Herrscher, the Fusion Warriors of the previous civilization suffered heavy losses, hence the name "The Tragedy of Constraint." I believe this is the most painful memory for everyone in Paradise.]

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