[Su: I dare not say it, I dare not think about it, but I dare not forget it]

[Padofilis: The power of the Herrscher of Constraint in this era has become like this? It looks a bit like the Herrscher of Corrosion.]

[Su Che: No, no, what are you thinking? This stupid virus is caused by Delisha drinking too much bitter melon juice.]

[Theresa: ...What?]

[Su Che: Deli, silly, do you remember how much bitter melon juice you drank?]

[Theresa: Do you remember how much bread you ate? What kind of question is that?]

[Su Che: There must be at least a few hundred kilograms.]

[Theresa: This...]

[Rita: Yes]

[Teresa: How do you know?]

[Rita: It is my job to pay attention to Theresa-sama's daily diet]

[Theresa: …]

[Su Che: Even across the entire planet, it's hard to find someone who loves bitter melon as much as Delisha. Her love for bitter melon is so intense that her brainwaves traveled thousands of light years and were picked up by a civilization made up of bitter melons. This ultimately led to this alien civilization invading Earth, aiming to convert everyone into bitter melon lovers like Delisha and then populate the Earth with their own kind.]

[Theresa: Are you kidding me? This is some kind of fairy tale villain setting!]

[Su Che: It might sound a bit unrealistic at first to think that aliens are bitter melons, but that's actually the case. You can ask Uncle Yang or Shigure Kirara, the last aliens to come to Earth were the black coal balls with candy names.]

Chapter 69 Angel Investor Aha

[Shigure Kirara: Hey, have you also seen the Shugs civilization?]

[Theresa: What? Are there really aliens who look like black coal balls and have names made of candy?]

[(Broken) Walter Yang: This... does exist, and their technological level is even superior to ours in some aspects.]

[Su Che: You see?]

[Theresa: But... just because I like bitter melon juice, it will lead to the end of the world? This is too outrageous.]

[Su Che: The universe is inherently crazy, my friend]

[In a laboratory, Kiana used a baseball bat to knock a Drilda away, then held up the bat covered in bitter melon juice to continue guarding against the Drildas wandering outside the door]

"How's it going, Dr. Dawei?" Kiana asked softly.

"Almost... done!" Dr. Dawei pulled out a leg model with a leg ring from a device and cheered happily, "Got it, got it!"

His cheers immediately attracted the Delisha outside, including a burly and unusual creature. Seeing the situation was not good, Kiana quickly called Dr. Dawei to run away.

Kiana glanced at the crowd of people behind her who kept yelling "teri, teri," and asked as she ran, "What are you looking for?"

Dr. Dawei said proudly, "This is the Trans-Time and Space Ring that I painstakingly created!"

"I understand the principle, but why do you have to wear it on your thighs?" Kiana asked.

[“Uh…” Dr. Dawei said vaguely: “After all, it’s just a semi-finished product…”]

[At this moment, a large version of Drilissa suddenly crashed through the wall. Dr. Dawei and Kiana reacted very quickly and jumped up to avoid the attack of Drilissa.]

"...But the time travel function is already available! The outside world has been taken over by Delisha. We need to activate the space-time portal quickly!"

Following Dr. Dawei's words, the video cuts to the Drilsha army outside. The Drilsha army, including Colossus Drilsha, Giant Drilsha, and other variants, is wreaking havoc on the city, creating a scene of hell.

"The leg ring is our only hope, so..." Dr. Dawei is suddenly grabbed by a Delisha and tripped.

He glanced back, and was frightened by the strange smile on Delisha's face. He screamed and instinctively used his leg to kick Delisha away: "Go away!"

[Kiana: Uwaa ...

Theresa: Humph! When you fall asleep tonight, I'll crawl into your bed and scare you to death with this expression!

[Xing: I suddenly feel that it’s not impossible]

[Theresa: ???]

[March 7: Ugh, you're such a pervert]

[Sambo: Brother, you are really hungry]

[Xing: Think about it, if you just let these average-sized Deli close their eyes, wouldn't they just be a group of light and soft white silk lolita?]

[Ying: It seems... is that the case?]

[Amber: Ying, you...]

[Ying: From this perspective, the effect of the stupid virus is to turn everyone into white-haired loli? Or is it the silly and cute kind?]

[Paimon: Don't be ridiculous, Ying]

[Xing: Damn it, the chat group mall doesn't even sell the stupidity virus!]

[March 7: Luckily I didn't sell it! You're thinking of something dangerous!]

[Aha: @Xing, I, Aha, have invested in this project!]

[Sambo: What are angel investors? Companies just want to have fun. Real investment depends on Aha!]

[Topa:...]

[Star: Ahaha!!!]

[Ying: From now on, if someone asks me who I admire most, I will politely ask for five minutes to introduce my great Heavenly Father and Savior of the world—Aha.]

[Ahaha: Hahahaha! As long as it's fun, I support it unconditionally!]

[Theresa: Why does it feel like things have gotten so drastic all of a sudden?]

[Xing: Theresa, Fu Xuan, Bai Lu, and all the friends and family members who were previously upset by the "Tallest Sugarcane"! Imagine for a moment, if one day in the future, everyone turned into a lolita the same size as you, and no one could look down on you anymore, what kind of paradise would that be?]

[Ying: That would be a world where everyone is born equal, where height is no longer a concern, a utopia where everyone can be happy!]

[Theresa: …]

[Fu Xuan: …]

[Bai Lu: …]

At this moment, Theresa thought of Siegfried who always laughed at her height and Himeko Murata who always used brain waves on her.

At this moment, Fu Xuan thought of Jing Yuan, who always lowered his head and showed a hateful smile in front of him.

At this moment, Bai Lu thought of Ting Yun, who always took advantage of his height to bully her and rub her face.

At this moment, they were stuck in a quagmire of hesitation.

[Su Che: If there really is a virus that can ignore the power of Honkai and transform all humans into lolita, if it is well controlled, perhaps it can be another solution to Honkai?]

[(Broken Iron) Walter Yang: @Su Che, you are kidding, right?]

[Ahaha: The association to turn all humans into lolita has officially been established!]

[Su Che: Our "Human Luo Club" will be a responsible, transnational organization. We will strive for the well-being of people all over the world!]

[Xing: Long live the Human Lolita Club!]

[Ying: Long live the Human Lolita Society!]

[Kiana: Is our world about to end?]

[March 7: They're probably just talking about it. How could they actually do something this troublesome?]

[Kiana: I thought the same thing before I saw the spaceship with my photo on it]

[March 7: …]

Kiana and Dr. Dawei finally arrived at the lab. As soon as Kiana secured the doorknob with a baseball bat, the door was immediately rammed with the heads of the Deli idiots, leaving bumps on the door. Their hairstyles could even be clearly seen through the bumps.

Dr. Dawei hurriedly placed the leg ring into the groove of the device. "Although the leg ring is still in the testing phase, I can only take a gamble."

After his operation, the space-time gate was activated, and the system prompted: "Preparation process has been initiated, awaiting completion and final verification."

At this moment, the door to the laboratory suddenly cracked open. Lilia, who had been infected by the idiocy virus, was holding the equally infected Rosalia. She used her rocket hammer to hit the iron door hard. After a few hits, the baseball bat that served as the door bolt was broken.

Seeing that the progress had just reached 30%, Dr. Dawei pushed Kiana into the space-time gate, threw the leg ring to Kiana, and stayed behind to delay time.

"The leg ring will lead you to the wrong world line. Kiana," Dr. Dawei turned around and gave Kiana a thumbs-up, "Go and pull this world with no future back on track!"

[After leaving behind a self-sacrificing smile, Dr. Dawei swung his leg and rushed towards Delisha, who had already broken through the door.]

Chapter 70: Determines the superior and inferior, and also determines the attacker and the receiver

[However, there were too many Deli fools, and Dr. Dawei was knocked down after just a few attempts.]

After desperately using the "Wei" character on his face for a final verification, Dr. Dawei decisively pressed the self-destruct button to prevent Deli from interfering with Kiana's journey.

[Rosalia: Why am I being held like a battering ram by Lillia? I've lost all my dignity as a big sister!]

[Lilia: My responsibility is to help Rosalia maximize her unique advantage.]

[Rosalia: My hard head isn't my only advantage!]

[Congratulations to Theresa for receiving a Magical Girl Transformation Staff; Kiana for receiving an indestructible wooden baseball bat.]

Theresa looked at the overly gorgeous magic wand in her hand and felt that it looked familiar. "What is this..."

(Broken) Walter Yang pushed up his glasses: "This is the transformation device of the magical girl Teriri."

"Oh yes! This is Teriri who appeared in the anniversary special of Hoom and is dedicated to protecting Hoom... Huh? How did you know?" Theresa looked at him strangely.

"Because he's the author of the Homunculus manga," said Tesla, who was participating in the meeting remotely via a screen. "I don't know why he suddenly became interested in magical girls and even drew a bunch of them. Maybe every man has a period like this when he's full of girlish thoughts."

"That's a marketing strategy derived from market research!" the two Walters argued in unison.

Fu Hua looked at the two Walters in confusion and started to say something like "Can the things of cartoonists be considered girlish?" Suddenly, she heard a ding, as if someone in the group was @ing her.

[Fireworks: I originally thought Delisha would become the fourth idiot after Sushang, Aizumi, and Arataki Ichito, but it's a pity that this video doesn't reflect her IQ level]

[Spring Spirit: Who are you calling stupid? You're looking for death, aren't you?]

[Hua Huo: You can't blame me for this. Ever since you challenged Fu Hua to a fight and then backed off, your image has been ruined.]

[Spring Spirit: I'm not a coward! If that little jerk Kiana hadn't been begging me, I would have taken action long ago!]

[Hua Huo: Everyone can boast, but right now everyone thinks you can't beat Fu Hua. Why don't you fight her and prove it! @Fu Hua, A Quan is challenging you again!]

[Spring Spirit: Hit me if you dare!]

[Fu Hua: …]

Fu Hua felt very helpless towards the Spring Spirit.

The reason why she accepted the challenge of the Spring Elf was entirely because Otto contacted her secretly at that time and asked her to test whether the Spring Elf's strength was really comparable to that of the Herrscher.

But now Fu Hua has fully recovered. She no longer needs to be hypocritical to Otto, and there is no reason for her to fight the Spring Spirit again.

But if a fight was unavoidable, Fu Hua didn't mind. She also wanted to experience the feeling of exercising with a healthy body, and a Herrscher was the perfect opponent.

[Spring Spirit: But first, we need to establish a few rules! Fu Hua is, after all, a 50,000-year-old goblin. Even if she wins head-on, it's an unfair victory. So... let her fight me in the consciousness realm!]

[Kiana: Are you kidding me? You two are fighting in my head? What if I get beaten into a pulp by you?]

[Fu Hua: Don't be afraid, Kiana. I will protect you.]

[Spring Spirit: I don't need your protection. I'm the master of my consciousness, and I can fight you with just one hand!]

[Kiana: Don't forget that the squad leader is the future Herrscher of Knowledge, and is best at spiritual combat.]

[Spring Spirit: Then don't forget that I'm also a Herrscher! And she isn't one yet, so what's there to be afraid of?]

[Kiana: No way!]

[Spring Elf: If you insist on stopping me, I'll wait until tonight when you and Mei are together and then start a live stream in the group chat.]

[Kiana: There's something wrong with you!]

[Raiden Mei: I already told you...don't talk about this kind of thing in the group chat!]

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