[Raiden Mei:?]

[Sambo: If it's a spiritual connection, then Izumi's conditions are indeed more complete than Kiana's, which is not surprising.]

[Alicea: Then I have to prepare some gifts for my niece~]

[Padofils: @Hua, congratulations!]

[Hua: I think there must be something... Anyway, I can't believe it.]

[Eden: Why don’t we go out and take a look?]

[magnificent:……]

[Fu Xiaoshi: I remember you, the memories of my former comrades. By the way, you can leave the paradise now, right? Since Fu Hua is my mother, then Hua is too, right?]

[Fu Hua: What... did you call me?]

[Hua: Eh?]

[Alicea: Wow~ She screamed! She really called Hua "Mom"!]

[Padofils: I, I'm suddenly so moved, so moved that I want to cry...]

[Aponia: This era is truly full of miracles]

[Su Che: As Fu Xiaoshi's uncle, I've decided to host a dinner at Daiberg tomorrow at noon to celebrate this event. Anyone interested is welcome to come!]

[March 7: How did you become the uncle of Fu Hua's daughter? You and Fu Hua are not related.]

[Su Che: That’s a long story. We’ll talk about it in detail when we meet.]

[(Broken Iron) Cocolia: This is too sudden. Daiberg is busy with construction everywhere right now. It might not be possible to find a suitable place before tomorrow.]

[Su Che: Isn't there a flowering forest in the southern suburbs? We can just dispatch two Tooth Wolf-type mechas to clear the area. An open-air banquet would be great.]

[(Bengtie) Cocolia: Isn't this a bit too casual?]

[Su Che: You're being a bit too formal. Didn't you see our group name is "A Loving Family"? Do we as a family really care about this?]

[(Bengtie) Kokolia: ...]

[Su Che: Besides, isn't there a herd of wild beasts outside the city that's been destroying the road construction lately? If we send the mechas out there and they damage it, we'll have to spend resources repairing it. This will give the people who come to eat... ahem, you understand?]

[(Broken Iron) Cocolia: This... isn't good, right?]

[Su Che: I think it kills two birds with one stone, it's perfect!]

Seeing so many Valkyries in the cafeteria just now, Su Che began to think about how to invite these kind-hearted guests with extraordinary physical fitness to work for free to visit Dai Berg.

This is a good opportunity to implement the household registration system that has been prepared before, making the central city of Dayberg more standardized.

[March 7: The plan is good, but the only flaw is—isn't it a bit too much to say these words in front of everyone?]

[Su Che: Then just tell me whether you’re coming or not]

[March 7: Humph! Oh my gosh!]

[Ying: That’s great, free meals and stuff, I really want to go too]

[Su Che: Sure~ I'll post a few more videos now, and once my activity level is up, I'll collect the prizes I won. I'll try to build the gate to the Genshin Impact world before tomorrow.]

[Ying: Play it quickly!]

This time I’ll just post a video related to Fu Xiaoshi.

Su Che set the filter conditions and clicked play——

[Start playing: "What should I do if I get lost on my spring outing and can't find my destination?" (From the official anime "Hinoki Academia" episode 7)]

An eagle soars across a sea of clouds toward a distant mountain peak. Three calligraphy characters, resembling flying phoenixes, appear in the video. A red kite-shaped seal appears in the lower right corner.

Chapter 73: Pokémon...Palu?

[Narrator: "The unique geographical location of Taixu Mountain has created abundant resources and a unique ecological environment."]

[“The red kite is a rare creature native to Mount Taixu, mostly found among the bushes and grasses of the mountains. Its meat is delicate and delicious, making it an excellent tonic for martial artists.”]

[A red kite pecked at a stone, breaking it into pieces and revealing a crystal.]

[“The professional breeder, the Immortal Red Kites, has been raising red kites in Taixu Mountain for…”]

[Fu Hua, who was dozing off at the desk, suddenly woke up and smacked her lips.]

“…Many years.”

"Scientific breeding methods, an excellent growing environment, pollution-free food and water, and the years of meticulous breeding by the Red Kite Immortal have resulted in the excellent quality and rich variety of the free-range Red Kite in the forest."

The camera follows Fu Hua as she enters an enclosure marked "Taixu Mountain Red Kite Ecological Park." Inside, there's a muscular red kite lifting a hundred-ton dumbbell, a mountain-sized red kite, square-shaped red kites, triangular red kites, a snake-shaped red kite, and a kite that uses its head feathers as propellers. Each of these bizarre red kites is showcased in the video.

[“You only need to invest a small seed to harvest this wonderful gift from nature the following year.”]

Fu Hua buried the crystal in the cultivated vegetable patch. After a while, the ground moved a few times, and then a red kite "grew" out of the ground. When Fu Hua pulled it out by its feathers, a new red kite was born.

"But sometimes, there are small accidents."

A cabbage similar to Ai-chan's appeared in the field where the red kites were growing. It wasn't wasted, though; it was immediately surrounded by drooling red kites.

[Padofilis: I thought Hua had been living a life of meditation all day long in Taixu Mountain for so many years, occasionally getting up to practice boxing. I didn't expect she actually opened a farm.]

[Alicea: After all, Hua needs to eat too. If you stay in the mountains for a long time, you have to consider being self-sufficient.]

[Paimon: I can tell right away that these red kites have amazing meat! I wonder what sweet flower-stuffed chicken with red kites would taste like… slurp~]

[Ying: Wait a minute, are these red kites really raised for food? I feel like they could punch me in two, and who knows who would eat who then.]

[Kiana: Does the title "Red Kite Immortal" actually mean the immortal who raises red kites?]

[Fu Hua: Although I have raised red kites, there is no ecological park on Taixu Mountain... and red kites can't be grown in the ground.]

[Fu Xiaoshi: What's the point of worrying about this? Let's just go back and start one. We'll breed more varieties, and then we can compete with the Ghost Beetles from the Genshin Impact world!]

[Aha: Ambitious! If that's the case, I'll invest in the red kite breeding business too!]

Aha is worthy of being an angel investor. He immediately put another star god fragment of Taiz Yuros on the mall.

[Fu Xiaoshi: Hahaha, you have good vision! Just wait and see when I use the Red Kite to defeat all of Inazuma's ghost beetles!]

[Arata Ichito: Interesting! I accept this challenge!]

[Su Che: Xiao Shi, a trainer from Taixu Mountain, brings the local Flying-type Pokémon to challenge Inazuma's Bug-type Pokémon Gym Leader, Arataki Ichito... How could I have such a dream?]

[Arataki Ichito: What is Pokémon?]

[Su Che: A general term. I suggest calling both the Pokemon and the Crimson Kite Pokémon. From now on, everyone can raise their own Pokémon and battle them. We can then hold the World's Greatest Pokémon Martial Arts Tournament regularly in Deburg.]

[Topa: Great idea! Interstellar Peace Corporation is willing to sponsor the first World Pokémon Martial Arts Tournament!]

[Su Che: Great, let’s meet tomorrow to discuss in detail!]

[Topa: No problem!]

[Su Che: I feel like if this story continues, it will be enough to fill a whole beast taming novel.]

[March 7: The world of Genshin Impact has the Ghost Beetle, the world of Honkai Impact has the Red Kite, do we have such a rich variety of species in our world of Honkai Impact?]

[Xing: Antimatter Legion?]

[Silver Wolf: There are indeed many types of those things, but they can't be raised, right?]

[March 7: Is that a question of whether or not you can keep it? It could kill you!]

[Topa: I recommend everyone to keep a piggy bank]

[Esther: But there is only one type of dimensional piggy bank.]

[Xing: Although piggy banks look the same, there are actually many different types of piggy banks, such as the preservation piggy bank, the destruction piggy bank, the abundance piggy bank, etc.]

[Black Tower: That's just a fictional creature I placed in the simulated universe. The real piggy bank has no life force.]

[Xing: There wasn’t one originally?!]

[Silver Wolf: How about silverfish? I think real stinging insects are pretty cool.]

[Bluebird: I don’t think it’s good. Other than the stinging beetle, the other species are disgusting. Compared to them, the ghost beetle is just a small animal from a cartoon.]

[Xing: Let's wait for Aha to create a variant of the stupid virus, so that we can have a wide variety of lolis.]

[March Seven: You haven't given up yet... And this style of painting is wrong! Others are insects and birds, why are we sending people up directly?]

[Xing: Because I think the idea proposed by Su Che is not perfect, it should include a rule that allows trainers to participate in the game themselves]

[Su Che: Good boy, Palu!]

"Dear students, we are about to arrive at the Taixu Mountain Scenic Area."

On a bus, the onboard TV was playing the Taixu Mountain promotional video. The armed puppet, Red Kite Wing, stood in the middle, holding a small red flag with the word "Hom" printed on it. He said:

"We'll go to the famous shopping street first to experience the local customs and culture, and then visit the Red Kite Immortal..."

[The bus passed a bend, and the wind blew away the sticker on the road sign, changing the "Taixu Mountain" written on it to "Daxu Mountain"]

Soon, everyone arrived at a shopping street. All the vendors and tourists were Black Kites.

"Classmates, the Taixu Mountain shopping street is just ahead!" Scarlet Kite Wings spread its wings and said, "Then, now it's time for some free time..."

Before he could finish his words, the excited Xiaoyue Requiem rushed in impatiently.

Suddenly, she was drawn to a stall and picked up a sword. "Wow! Is this the mysterious weapon from the East? So cool!"

[At this moment, Xiao Shi's figure suddenly appeared on the sword. She was wearing a pair of Prince's glasses and held her chin up as she said, "Oh, my friend, you have good taste~"]

Xiao Shi, who appeared behind Xiao Yue Zhen Requiem, looked at the sword in her hand seriously and said, "From what I've observed, this might be the sword used by the Red Kite Immortal!"

Xiaoyue Requiem was completely moved. She tucked the sword under her arm and began to dig into her wallet: "Okay! I'll buy this sword!"

[Padofilis: This guy... why is he dressed like a profiteer? This is so unprofessional. In business, you have to be honest and sincere to gain others' trust.]

[Dolly: My tone is a bit exaggerated, so I can only fool children~]

[March 7: Xiaoshi has only been born recently, right? Don't teach her anything rashly!]

Theresa: I think it's too late. Don't forget that when Xiaoshi was first born, the biggest liar in the group was right there. If Xiaoshi has become like this, it's definitely Su Che's "contribution."

Chapter 74: Children's education must be carefully considered

[March 7: That’s all]

Walter Yang: Ahem... Su Che's methods may have some issues, but he always manages to lead things to better outcomes. So I think he knows what he's doing and wouldn't mess around.

[Su Che: Uncle Yang sees things most clearly! You really misunderstood me. Xiao Shi and I are conceptually family. This relationship is a hundred times stronger than any blood relationship or bond. I can cheat anyone but her.]

[Su Che: And have you all forgotten that Fu Hua is Xiao Shi's biological mother? What kind of person Xiao Shi will grow up to be depends largely on Fu Hua's future parenting style.]

[Fu Hua: I…I don’t have any experience in this area]

[Fu Xiaoshi: I don't need to be taught! I inherited everything from Fu Hua, and I'm better than her in every aspect. I am... I am...]

[Su Che: Fu Hua's PLUS version!]

[Fu Xiaoshi: That’s right, I’m the PLUS version of Fu Hua!]

[Su Che: You embody all of Fu Hua's virtues, a brand new being of supreme goodness—the Black Kite Immortal!]

[Fu Xiaoshi: That’s right, I am the Black Kite Immortal!]

[Su Che: You must do what Fu Hua can do, and you must do even more of what Fu Hua cannot do! In a word, Taixu Sword God, who can turn everything around, is Fu Xiaoshi, the Ruler of Knowledge!]

[Fu Xiaoshi: It has to be my uncle! Well said!]

Theresa: @(Broken Iron) Walter Yang, could you please repeat what you just said?

[(Broken Iron) Walter Young: ...]

[Padofils: @Fu Hua, @Hua, you guys have to take responsibility! Don't just leave Xiao Shi to Su Che, or something terrible will happen!]

[Hua: This...]

[Fu Hua: I...will try my best]

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