[Eden: Are these little guys in the video armed puppets?]

[Alicea: People in this era actually open schools for armed puppets. Are they raising these little cuties like children? @Mebius, I was worried you'd have trouble fitting in, but now you've found common ground with the people here~]

[Mebius: Stop talking, Alicia]

[Alicea: Hehe~?]

[Ying: Armed puppet? It looks like Paimon.]

[Paimon: How is it similar? I'm not a puppet!]

[Su Che: @Ying, if nothing else, at least one thing is that armed puppets will never be as good as Paimon’s]

[Paimon: Humph, I can fly!]

[Su Che: Paimon can be used as food reserve, but armed puppets cannot be eaten]

[Ying: That’s right, Paimon is still the best!]

[Paimon: I'm not happy at all when you praise me for that reason! And I can't eat it either!]

"That's enough!" Xiaoyue Requiem slammed a handful of crystals onto the table and struck a few cool poses with the sword. "Oh~ I feel the power of the ancients!"

She grasped the sword with both hands and swung it vigorously, unleashing a powerful sword energy that directly chopped down the distant mountaintop.

"As long as you possess this magical weapon, you will all become my servants!"

Xiao Yue Zhen Que Ge began to imagine herself sitting on a throne, with Bella and Cang Xuan Zhi Shu standing behind her, holding ceremonial fans. Below her, Chi Yuan Yi, Judas-like Blood Embrace, and Ruo Shui knelt before her, saying, "My Lord lives forever!"

Meanwhile, Fu Xiaoshi was trying to trick Bella into buying friendship points: "With this magic weapon, your loved one will be in eternal marriage with you."

"Really?!" Bella held the friendship points and imagined Celine doing a wall-dong on her.

[For some reason, Akatsuki's Requiem's fantasy flew to the school bus parked outside, and then merged into the dream of Cang Xuan Zhi Shu, who was sleeping on the bus.]

Cang Xuan Zhishu, who was happily eating a meat bun in her dream, suddenly found that the bun in her mouth had turned into Xiao Yue Zhen Lei Ge's head. Then, countless cute Xiao Yue Zhen Lei Ge heads, muttering "meat bun", buried her tightly.

Afterward, everyone's fantasies merged. In the dream, Cang Xuan Shu finally crawled out of Xiao Yue's Requiem, only to see a group of Judas-like figures in suits, leading a group of big men in suits, firing guns at Xiao Yue's Requiem, who kept shouting "Meat Buns." Among them were countless cabbage heads with legs walking around.

[On the other side, Bella held Sirin's waist and stood on the head of the Honkai Beast Benares, imitating the posture of the Titanic]

Cang Xuanzhishu stared blankly at the chaotic scene. Ruoshui, riding a phoenix-like red kite, flew over her head. She held out books titled "Inch Power Opens the Sky," "Light Wings Spread," and "Super Headbutt." She closed her eyes and said, "My dear friend, I have some treasured martial arts manuals. Since we meet today, I will pass them on to you."

"No, no, I don't need it." Cang Xuan Shu shook her head repeatedly. Suddenly, a Titan mecha with Tesla Zero's twin ponytails and bionic ears grabbed her, and then a huge black kite suddenly appeared from behind.

The scene shifts, and the surroundings of the Cangxuan Book transform into the interior of a claw machine. Black Kite uses the joystick to control the Titan mecha, grabbing her and attempting to eat her.

"Don't eat me!" Cang Xuan Zhi Shu cried out in fear, but she quickly sniffed the black kite and said, "Wait, this smell is... roasted chicken!"

The Cangxuan Book suddenly opened its mouth, and its head suddenly became larger than the black kite, swallowing the black kite in one gulp.

[Ying: What did I just watch? Why do I suddenly not remember anything?]

[Qingque: I seem to have received a huge amount of information in an instant, and I feel a little dizzy...]

[Padofilis: Are all the armed puppets this era so abstract? Sister Snake, could it be the result of a technological gap?]

[Mebius: This is the work of the Herrscher of Knowledge, who trapped the armed puppets in an illusion and then connected their consciousnesses.]

[Fu Xiaoshi: I didn’t know it could be used this way… I learned something!]

[Teresa: Huh? What did you learn?]

[Fu Xiaoshi: If I ever start a business, I could put a meme on my products. When people see it, they'll imagine all the happy things that will happen to them after buying the product. That way, whatever I sell will definitely sell like hotcakes!]

[Padofils: Quick! @Fu Hua, @Hua, correct her quickly!]

[Fu Hua: This is wrong]

[Hua: Be honest]

[Pattofilis: My cans are more eloquent than you!]

Eden: Don't get so excited, Padu. Compared to the Herrschers of Knowledge we've met before, Xiaozhi is already a very good child.

[Alicia: Yeah, yeah, she actually thought of making a meme that makes people want to shop. Oh, so cute! It makes my heart melt.]

[Su Che: You truly are worthy of being my incredibly talented and insightful niece. Come work with me, and I'll make you the Herr of Sales!]

Chapter 75: Immortal Chiyuan, use the Taixu Sword God on him!

[Fu Xiaoshi: Let’s forget about this…]

Although he was born not long ago, Fu Hua's memory told Fu Xiaoshi that working under Su Che was anti-human... and very anti-herrscher.

After all, even a Herrscher only has one liver.

[Fu Xiaoshi: Oh right, the Cang Xuan Book! I need to go back to Taixu Mountain and dig Xiao Xuan out! @Mobius, you definitely know how to get Xiao Xuan to move when he's out of power, right?]

[Mebius: Of course~ But since you want my help, what kind of reward can you offer? If you come to work as my lab assistant for a week, I might be able to grant your wish~]

[Alicea: Grandma Mobius, please don't be so stingy. Just consider it a gift for the younger generation~]

[Mobius: This name... Grayshu was taught by you after all!]

Cang Xuan Zhi Shu finally woke up from her dream. After removing the blindfold, she found herself lying on top of a black kite, biting its head, while the black kite held her meat bun in its hand.

"Isn't that my meat bun?" Cang Xuan Zhi Shu and Hei Yuan exchanged glances, and immediately started fighting with Hei Yuan: "Give me back my meat bun! Give me my meat bun, do you hear me!"

Outside the bus, the Black Kites carried boxes of crystals to Fu Xiaoshi. Fu Xiaoshi felt the crystals to see their quality, then laughed triumphantly, "Hahaha! I easily made so much money just by using an illusion."

"Hey! Time to call it a day! I'm going to take you guys out for some delicious food!" Fu Xiaoshi called out to the Black Kites, "Hey! The one in the car, it's time to leave!"

Suddenly, a police siren sounded nearby. The next moment, countless armed Kevin puppets, holding the Heavenly Fire Holy Judge Heavenly Fire Greatsword, surrounded Fu Xiaoshi and Hei Yuan.

[A Kevin armed puppet holds a megaphone: "Listen, Herrschers over there! You are surrounded! Lower your weapons immediately!"]

Fu Xiaoshi picked up Hei Yuan, his face filled with disdain: "Just the few of you? Look at me—I'll turn everything around!"

"Behave yourself, don't do anything unnecessary..." Kevin's armed puppet shouted. Suddenly, the ground shook, and a mountain suddenly shot up like a rocket, blazing with fire.

"Bye-bye~" Fu Xiaoshi fled down the mountain, and Kevin's armed puppets followed closely in their planes.

On the real Taixu Mountain, a banner reading "Warmly welcome students from the Puppet Academy" hung above the dojo's gate. Fu Hua sat outside the dojo, spreading bait for Chi Yuan and sighing, "Alas, why haven't the children who said they were coming to visit arrived yet?"

[At this moment, the mountain that Fu Xiaoshi was riding on crashed down from the sky like a meteorite, and the explosion caused it to turn the video screen black.]

"It hurts... I should be able to shake off those guys this time, right?" Fu Xiaoshi rubbed his head, feeling dizzy from the fall.

Several dark figures slowly approached. Fu Xiaoshi immediately regained consciousness upon seeing what was happening. "You..."

Several giant red kites appeared angrily in front of Fu Xiaoshi. One of them, a devilishly muscled red kite, carried the still dazed Fu Hua.

“That… it’s a misunderstanding!” Fu Xiaoshi, sweating profusely, said with a wry smile, “I’m also quite pitiful…”

Finally, not knowing how to defend himself, Fu Xiaoshi knocked his head with his hand and stuck out his tongue: "Hey~"

The Red Kites immediately rushed forward. Amidst the chaos, Fu Hua's mournful cry could be heard: "My Chun Bu Lao, my vegetable patch... they're all destroyed!!!"

[Su Che: Most people can run away with the monk but not the temple, but Xiaozhi can make the monk run away with the temple. This kind of person is exactly what I need!]

[(Bengtie) Kokolia: We don't commit fraud, so why are we running away?]

[Su Che: There's a fine line between fraud and a brilliant marketing strategy, so this is just in case.]

Bronya: It's already suspicious that a marketing strategy could even be linked to fraud!

[Hua: @Fu Xiaoshi, we can make money honestly with our abilities. There's no need to resort to such shady practices.]

[Fu Hua: Since you claim to be the Black Kite Immortal, you should uphold the dignity of an immortal and treat others with sincerity.]

[Fu Xiaoshi: My mom has a point. It's really shameful for an immortal to commit fraud.]

[Su Che: What's a scam? Getting the money is your own skill! It's like a duel between martial arts masters. The victim should admit their inferiority and then pay tribute to our superior deception.]

[Su Che: Blaming others when you're clearly the one being scammed is a willful and narrow-minded approach that makes it difficult for you to adapt to society. By sacrificing our own time to help the victim gain social experience, we not only accomplish the goal of doing a good deed every day, but also gain benefits. It's a win-win situation!]

[Xing: I learned it]

[Ying: I learned it]

[March 7: You two, you can’t learn this!]

[Padofils: Win-win is an art form! I'm impressed. Su Che is my spiritual mentor!]

[Dolly: I know everyone likes to call me a profiteer, but profiteers also need a profiteer savior! @Su Che, please be sure to visit my El Casazale Palace for guidance in the future!]

[Su Che: Sure, sure. I’ll definitely go if I get a chance.]

[Fu Xiaoshi: What my uncle said makes a lot of sense!]

[Qiana: @Fu Hua, I'll lend you my body. Go beat up Su Che. I can't stand it anymore!]

[Su Che: Hey hey hey… No violence, everyone’s watching.]

[(Broken Iron) Walter Yang: Red Kite Immortal, use the Grand Void Sword Divine on him!]

[Theresa: Red Kite Immortal, use the Grand Void Sword Divine on him!]

[March 7: Red Kite Immortal, use the Taixu Sword Divine on him!]

[Yan Qing: Taixu Sword God...what a cool name!]

[Su Che: If you want to learn, I’ll let Xiao Shi teach you.]

[Yanqing: Really?]

[Fu Xiaoshi: I see you're also a martial arts enthusiast, so of course there's no problem!]

Fu Xiaoshi: This is outrageous! Taixu Mountain is my territory, and those red kites actually dared to attack me? I'm going to train them hard when I get back!

[Funina: Eh? So it was Chi Yuan who hit me? I thought it was Fu Hua who was domestically abusing me.]

[Kiana: Why do you think so?]

[Funina: Isn't Fu Hua's characterization that of a taciturn martial artist? If her children are naughty, perhaps she'll use her fists to correct them?]

[Alicea: Hua is the most gentle and reasonable person among us. He would never commit domestic violence.]

Kiana: My Mei is the descendant of the Hokushin Ittoryu school and a martial artist, but she's the most easygoing and kind person among all of us. She has absolutely nothing to do with domestic violence. You're just being biased.

Chapter 76: Lixue, I can only accompany you here

[The video didn't end after the main film was over, and the music started to play and entered the ED of the show]

[The first to join the music was Xiaoyue's Requiem, who patted Cang Xuanzhishu's belly. Cang Xuanzhishu, lying on the ground acting as a drum, had eaten so much that his belly was bloated, and he was biting a piece of Aijiang cabbage in his mouth.]

Next came the Judas Blood Embrace imitation, holding the Judas co-branded guitar, followed by Bella playing the harp, Tesla Zero playing the piano, and Ruoshui playing DJ.

After all the members appeared, the lighting engineer immediately followed, turning on all the lighting effects. The atmosphere group, Hiyomaru, was tied up and swung in the air while breathing fire.

[All kinds of diehards below the stage swayed wildly to the rhythm of the music. Bronya covered her mouth with her hands, her face filled with emotion, and waved her light sticks along with the others. Also cheering was Celine, who was wearing a T-shirt with "Bella Love" written on it.]

[Then, the OL-styled Chi Yuan Zhi Yi appeared on the platform in the center of the stage as the main dancer. Everyone switched between pixel art, prototype, and stickman styles.]

[Finally, the audience and band members all moved away from the stage, and the Red Kite Wings transformed back into armed puppets, being chased by six Kevins dressed as security guards.]

[Kiana: What's all this chaos? My eyes are blurry...]

[Teresa: Imitating Judas playing Judas? Judas can also be turned into a guitar. I have a new understanding of the use of Judas.]

[Murata Himeko: I originally thought this ED was called "Akatobe-sensei is not in the classroom", but I didn't expect that even the teacher would join in the end.]

[Ahaha: I didn’t expect the official work to be so advanced, hahaha!]

[Xing: A great ending song, makes my bat spin, love comes from Luofu]

[March 7: Why do you sound weird?]

[Siegfried: What's going on with that Silin? Could it be that she...will be resurrected in the future?]

[Su Che: The Xilin in the game is from another world, but it’s not clear in this animation. Don’t take funny animations too seriously.]

[Siegfried: Alas... you are right]

Siegfried pinched his brows.

The Second Collapse was already in the past and could not be reversed. He should prioritize the present and the future.

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