After a while, Yaejinko opened the door of Ying's room, holding a book in one hand and a flesh-colored cow lantern in the other. She said to Ying, who was playing a game, "Guobeng ran away from home."
[Shadow was stunned for two seconds before reacting: "Ah!?"]
[Ahaha: Hahahaha this light hahaha!]
[Tartaria: I always thought you had a bad temper, but it turns out you have this unspeakable secret. I suddenly understand you—hahahaha!]
[Scattered Soldier: Do you want to die?]
[Ying: @Sanbing, is it really that bright? Let me see it quickly~]
[Skirmisher: Get lost! My body doesn't have that kind of crap!]
[Xing: Damn it! From now on, if I see lights flickering in a room, I'll definitely think of the soldiers inside doing something like that.]
[Skirmisher: Get lost!]
[(Bengtie) Xier: There are a lot of bad light bulbs on the streets of downtown that keep flashing all day long. Now that you mention it...]
[Su Che: Like there's a skirmisher standing on the other side of the corner?]
[Fireworks: It flashes all day long! Hahahaha!]
[Sambo: Come on, it's really cool that it glows! Hahahaha!]
[Xing: Is this a weapon? It's clearly a flashbang! If you can't defeat them, just take off your pants and blind the enemy!]
[Aha: Why bother taking off your pants? Didn't you see the light Yaejinko is holding? It's a detachable version! She can just pull it out and throw it away when she needs it, causing both psychophysical and physical blindness!]
[Kaeya: It's detachable, hahahaha!]
[Aha: Lord Lei Shen's skill in puppet manufacturing aside, just for this idea alone I would call you the best!]
[Shadow: Have I...ever installed this thing?]
[Scattered Soldier: Deny it! Don’t you remember whether you’ve ever pretended or not?! You have Alzheimer’s disease!!!]
[Funina: What are you all talking about? I don’t understand.]
[Su Che: We are discussing the issue of installing lighting on the puppets]
[Funina: Lights? They seem quite practical! Then, Villette, how about we also install lights on the guard towers, so they can double as streetlights while on patrol!]
[Navilette: ...we'll discuss this later]
[Ying: Speaking of which, are there any other books as exciting as this in the Yaedo that Xingqiu submitted?]
[Xingqiu: Probably not?]
[Yaejinko: Yes, but it’s a special edition. If you want to see it, come and get it from me, little one.]
[Ying: I will definitely go!]
[Next Scene]
[Sora blew air onto his red, frozen hands and sighed, "Wow, this weather is so bad, my hands and feet are freezing."]
Upon hearing this, the soldier let out a smug smile and sneered, "It's obvious you're lacking in exercise. What a scumbag! Haha~~"
[“Tsk!” Sora watched the stragglers run away in dismay.]
Paimon quickly came over to remind her, "Don't forget what Nashida told you before you left."
"It's okay. I have my own ways among men." Sora said as he grabbed two large lumps of snow from the ground. With a sneer on his face, he quietly approached the skirmisher and stuffed the snow into his pants.
"Eat my White Album!"
"Ah!!!!" The soldier screamed, his face red.
"Hehehehe...eh?" Sora laughed triumphantly, then suddenly froze when he felt something on his hand. A brainstorming session immediately erupted in his mind.
[The soldier butts his head against Sora's nose and angrily shouts, "Are you sick?"]
[Sora ignored his nose. He looked at the scattered soldiers in disbelief, and slowly retreated with trembling hands.]
[Paimon approaches suspiciously and asks, "Why are you stunned?"]
[Sora whispered something to Paimon, who then blushed and covered her mouth, saying, "I'm sorry... This kid doesn't know..."]
[The soldier saw Sora's nose bleed and roared in shame and anger, "You two are crazy!"]
[Congratulations to Sanbing for receiving a set of adult books; Ying for receiving a Rocket Fist puppet plug-in; Yaejinko for receiving a bowl of fried tofu; Paimon for receiving the skill "Manned Flight"]
[Ahaha: Hahaha that scream! So if you break that off, your gender will change?]
[Su Che: The doll's body is amazing, isn't it?]
[Xing: If the puppet in the black tower...]
[Black Tower: Shut up, or I'll help you clear your mind]
[Ying: @Sanbing, my brother has his ways with men, and I have my ways with women! Let me take responsibility for what my brother has done!]
[Scattered Soldier: Go to hell!]
[Ye Lan: I finally understand. Does that mean he dismantled that thing before he ran away from home, and it has been gone ever since?]
[Su Che: That’s right, true vacuum!]
[Sambo: Vacuum, hahaha!]
[Xiao Gong: Well... well, I don't think it's entirely his fault that Sanbing ran away from home.]
[Shadow: I also think this is wrong. @Sanbing, how about you come back and I can change it for you?]
[Skirmisher: &¥@#*%¥¥@#!#]
[Yaejinko: Hehehe, look how happy the child is]
[Cole: Is this still the Fatui I know? Rosaline before, and this Skirmisher, why are they all like comedians?]
[Wendy: I think we should be grateful to this group. I used to think the Fatui were scary, but now I realize that even Fatui are people who use their lives and bodies to bring happiness to us.]
[Rosaline: Ha!]
[Tartaria: Hey, hey, don't lump me in with those two. I'm a serious warrior!]
[Su Che: Since Mr. Young Master has spoken, let's take a look at Tartaglia's life story!]
[Tartaria:?! Wait a moment!]
[Start playing——"The History of Dada Duck's Survival in the Wild"]
Chapter 88: Legend of the Unbeatable Winter
[Paimon: Dada Duck sounds like a creature from Mondstadt. Unfortunately, I've never seen one, and I don't know if it tastes good.]
[Ying: Why don't you try pronouncing the name Tartaglia a little faster?]
[Paimon: Tartaglia Tartaglia Dada... Dada?]
[Tartaria: ...]
[Kiana: Bronya Bronya Bronya Blo-a ...
[(Broken) Bronya: You...Kina!]
[Aha: Coco Duck, Kai Duck, Navi Duck, Rosa Duck, Rosa Duck, Li Duck, and Elise Duck]
[March 7: I almost don’t recognize the word “duck” anymore]
[Su Che: To commemorate this great discovery, I declare that I will name my world Duck Universe!]
[(Bengtie) Kokolia: You're not serious, are you?]
[Su Che: Use it first, and change it later when a better name comes up]
[The video begins with Tartaglia, a man-headed duck, emerging from a duck egg]
"Fourteen-year-old Dada, who loves adventure, confidently runs away from home. However, his first stop is where he falls into an abyss and meets a woman named Silk."
"Daddy gave Silkcock a beating—but he didn't win."
"Silkcock saw that Dada Duck seemed to have some talent, so he taught him a few tricks and then left him alone."
[“Later, Dada Duck finally emerged from the abyss and was spotted by the Faintids’ rooster, who recruited Dada Duck into the Faintids.”]
"But Dada Duck wasn't content with being at the bottom, so he beat up all the Fatui officers—but he couldn't win. In the end, he only got the last place."
"The belligerent Dada Duck was so angry that he couldn't defeat the other officers that he started crying and making a scene. The General Officer couldn't stand it anymore and sent Dada Duck to Liyue to carry out his mission."
"Upon arriving in Liyue, Dada Duck relied on his keen intuition to find Liyue's strongest opponent, Zhongli. However, Zhongli refused to fight him."
[Hu Tao: When did the guest Zhongli become the strongest in Liyue?]
Keqing: If Zhongli is the strongest, then that means he's even stronger than the Geo King? Could he really be the one who assassinated the Geo King?
[Ying: It’s fine if Hu Tao doesn’t know, but how come you don’t know either? @Keqing]
[Keqing: Huh? You know what?]
[Ningguang: Didn’t you dream about it?]
[Keqing: What did you dream about?]
[Zhongli: Ahem... I've tried to send her messages in her dreams, but every time I find her, she's still awake.]
[Hu Tao: What do you mean? A dream? Zhongli, you're not dead, so why would you dream?]
[Ying: After the Whirlpool Demon God incident, Zhongli said he had hinted to the immortals and Qixing in his dreams that he was really the Rock King.]
[Keqing:? ! ]
[Ningguang: It’s true]
[Keqing: No wonder the Emperor's assassination attempt was so abruptly resolved...]
[Ganyu: I, I don’t think I was dreamt of…]
[Ahaha: There's no need to vote for Liyue's hardworking model. If it's not these two, there must be something fishy going on!]
[Ying: If Zhongli really leaves, won't Keqing and Ganyu die of exhaustion?]
[Aha: What are you afraid of? We have Atractylodes macrocephala and walnuts.]
[Keqing: …]
[Walnut: This is the end.]
[Wendy: What? Did you offend Zhongli?]
Hu Tao: I was thinking of giving Zhongli a funeral even grander than the one I gave to the Geo King. Alas, now that I can't even think about giving it to him, who knows who will be the one to give it to him in the future.
[Wendy: Hahaha, you are indeed Master Hu!]
[Zhongli: …]
[“Later, he met the traveler again, and Dada Duck beat him up again—but he didn’t win.”]
"Furious, Dada Duck traveled to Danfeng for a trip, but was inexplicably brought to court. The 19-year-old Dada Duck was convicted as a suspect in a case that occurred 20 years ago."
[“In a fit of rage, Dada Duck beat up Violet—but he lost.”]
[“Later, he fell into the Primordial Sea again. Dada Duck beat up the Star-Eating Whale—but still couldn’t defeat it.”]
"In the end, Master Silkcock threw it away like a chicken."
[End of video]
[Funina: Our Fontaine trials are absolutely fair. How could they wrongly accuse him for no reason? There must be something wrong with him!]
[Tartaria: I lost to Villette? @Su Che, didn't you say he was just a civilian?]
[Su Che: Civil servants have easier jobs than field work, so if you want to be a civil servant, you have to defeat other competitors first. So, it's no surprise that Villette is the strongest person in Fontaine besides Funinna.]
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