[Tardalia: It seems to make sense.]

[Paimon: Come to think of it, Dada Duck's Demon King Arms look so powerful, but they've never defeated anyone?]

[Ying: Actually, we’ve won before, right? Like… the Thousand Rocks Army, the Treasure Thieves, and so on.]

[Zhongli: From a universal perspective, Young Master's strength has surpassed the vast majority of people, but he only challenges the remaining few powerful ones.]

Yan Qing: Only by challenging the strong can one improve their strength. I think Mr. Lunda Daria is right. If you want to become stronger, you must have the spirit of fighting again and again despite repeated failures!

[Tartaria: As expected, only those who share my pursuit of the pinnacle of martial arts can understand me.]

[Su Che: Don't think Dada Duck is just a reckless man. Although he loses a lot, he lives longer than the lady. Dada Duck is actually very worldly-wise—at least better than the lady.]

[Tartaria: You also think I'm better than the ladies? I also think my seat should be higher than the ladies'.]

[Rosaline: I have time to accept your challenge now, Dada!]

[Su Che: @Yanqing, see? You can't just keep your head down at this point. Otherwise, even if you win, you might get dragged into a one-for-one trade by this furious woman.]

[Yanqing: …]

[March 7: Doesn't anyone think this video is fake? The video's title is "The Wild Survival History of Dada Ducks." Isn't that the shorthand for "The Wild History of Dada Ducks"? Wild history is either wild or history, so this one should be wild.]

[Tartaria: Well, there are some things that are not realistic. For example, the reason I joined the Fatui was actually because my father sent me to the Fatui Recruitment Corps because he didn't want me to cause trouble anymore.]

[Paimon: You actually have a father?]

[Tartaria: Why do you think I don't have a father?]

[Paimon: Because... you're a Fatui!]

[Tartaria: Do you have any misunderstandings about the Fatui?]

[Su Che: Paimon, your opinion of the Fatui is correct, but you've misunderstood Dada. Look, the Fatui's lady is the dignified Black Widow, the skirmisher is the misguided teenager from Shining Niuzi, the doctor is Tokisaki Kurumi, a humanoid with a dark past, and the servant is Whitebeard, a fatherly figure. Among this group, Tartaglia is the purest, bright, cheerful boy.]

Chapter 89: Raiden Mei, the Herrscher of the Wish-Eater

[Arecino: Whitebeard?]

[Cole: What is Tokisaki Kurumi?]

[Su Che: These are not important. What is important is what we have learned from this incident.]

[Cole: What?]

[Su Che: The world is just a bunch of ragtag groups. Don't put filters on those who are high and mighty. Look at the majestic Thunder God in the eyes of the rice wives. She spent hundreds of years and still couldn't learn to cook.]

[Kiana: Huh? She looks so much like Mei, but she can't even cook?]

[Su Che: According to gossip, Ying has been meditating in the Pure Land for five hundred years, constantly imagining himself cooking. The immense power of his will generated from this even penetrated the barrier between worlds and entered the Honkai World.]

[Su Che: This pure power of will even moved the Cocoon of the End, causing it to create the fourteenth Herrscher—the Herrscher of the Wish-Eater. Rumor has it that after eating the meal cooked by the Herrscher of the Wish-Eater, even the Herrschers would give up on destroying the world for fear of not having their next meal.]

[Padofilis: The Fourteenth Herrscher?]

[Kiana: You don’t mean to say…]

[Aha: Raiden Mei, awaken your true power. This is the key to defeating Honkai!]

[Raiden Mei: …]

[Su Che: Raiden Mei sent a string of ellipsis, indicating that she doesn't believe what I said. This isn't surprising, as your Herrscher of Wish-Eater's power hasn't fully awakened.]

[Fu Xiaoshi: So how can we make her awaken?]

[Su Che: The reason Ying's wish was able to enter the Honkai World and lead to the birth of Raiden Mei is partly because of its immense power, and partly because of Yae Miko. Yae Miko is the renowned nine-tailed fox demon and the shrine maiden of Narujin Taisha Shrine. Because she constantly accompanies Ying and listens to the prayers of countless beings on his behalf, her nine tails already possess a power comparable to Ying's.]

[Su Che: In order to help Ying achieve her wish, she sacrificed all nine tails and integrated all her strength into Ying's wish. This is why Yaejinko only has ears but no tail.]

[Kirara: So that's how it is! I've always wondered why Miko-sama doesn't have a tail, but I never dared to ask. Miko-sama's loyalty to Thunder God is truly touching!]

[Yaejinko: ...No]

[Su Che: @Yae Shenzi, I know you don't want Ying to know about this, but she will meet Raiden Mei one day, and she will eventually find out. There's no point in hiding it any longer.]

[Yaejinko: It would be a waste of such a brilliant little brain if you don't come to Yaedo to submit your work]

[Fu Xiaoshi: Are we off topic? You haven't explained how to awaken Mei yet.]

[Su Che: The key to Mei's awakening is the power of the Eightfold God Child, who came to the Collapse World along with Ying's will!]

[Su Che: After all, Cocoon of the End is also responsible for the collapse. She can't just do it if you ask her to. She has to try it first. So, she pulled out the Eightfold Divine Son part from it and tried to make the Thirteenth Herrscher.]

[Su Che: To avoid copyright disputes, she also gave the 13th Herrscher a name that sounds similar to the Herrscher of Wish-Eater, the Herrscher of Origin. That's right, 13 heroes of the previous civilization, haven't you always been puzzled by the existence of Alicia as the 13th Herrscher? Now I'll tell you the truth. @Otto, please write it into the history books.]

[Otto: Uh...]

[Padofils: That's fine? But why not Sakura? I think Sakura is more like Yae Kamiko.]

[Wei Weiwei: There seems to be no logical problem?]

[Su Che: @Raiden Meiyi, quickly go find Alicia to obtain the power of origin and become a complete Herrscher of the Wish-Eater!]

[Raiden Mei: Sigh…]

[Alicea: I felt an inexplicable urge when I first saw Mei. So this is why~]

[Kiana: Wait, what do you mean by inexplicable impulse!?]

Mei Raiden: Kiana, Alcia must be joking.

[Ahaha: Hahaha! Now there's a new Kiana character, it's called "Raiden Mei in Paradise"!]

[Masked Fool J: As expected of Aha, this one is sure to be a hit!]

[Su Che: You all misunderstood. Alicia's impulse towards Raiden Mei is because she inherited Yae Shinko's feelings for Ying. What she wants to do to Raiden Mei is actually what Yae Shinko wants to do to Ying.]

[Ye Shenzi:? ]

[Su Che: @Ailixia, come on, speak out your impulse towards Raiden Mei! Don't worry, everyone knows this has nothing to do with you, you don't have to take responsibility!]

[Alisa: You really don't have to take responsibility? Then... I want to rub Mei's face!]

[Ahaha: Pass it on! Yaejinko wants to rub Ying's face!]

[Hanabi: It’s spreading, it’s spreading!]

[Kujo Sara: How disrespectful!]

[Yae Shenzi: You don’t really believe this, do you? Please stop joking, Mr. Su Che]

[Su Che: So you want to give up this wish?]

[Aha: Yaejinko has given up. The wish for "Ruying's Face" is now up for auction. The starting price is 10 points!]

[Ye Shenzi:? ]

[Star: 25 points!]

[Ying: 30 points!]

[Fireworks: 35 points!]

[Kujo Sara: Do not disrespect the General! 45 points!]

[Yaejinko: You're so stupid! What's the point of taking a photo of this wish?]

[Aha: I'll use the auction proceeds to establish a dream-fulfilling fund. Anyone willing to help the buyer achieve their wish will receive a portion of the proceeds as a reward. If nothing else, I, Aha, will definitely help out!]

[Su Che: I've been a group leader for so long and haven't helped any of the group members. I definitely support this!]

[Kamisato Ayaka: 55 points!]

[Coral Palace Heart Sea: 60 points!]

[Wanderer: 80!]

[Kujo Sara: 100!]

[Eight God Son: 150 points]

The crowd suddenly quieted down.

[Ahaha: 150 points once! 150 points twice! 150 points three times—Congratulations to Yae Miko for successfully obtaining her wish! Let's give her a big laugh! Hahahahaha!]

[Yaejinko: I feel like an idiot...]

[Shadow: Son of God, you...]

[Yaejinko: I just... just got fooled by them]

[March 7: You guys are almost turning deception into an art form. So, what was our initial discussion?]

[Ying: I think it’s about Ying not being able to cook?]

[Paimon: It seems so]

[Funina: I have an objection! As a god, what's wrong with not being able to cook? Food will be prepared and offered to me by others.]

I will stop updating for one day today and make up for it tomorrow.

I have to figure out a way to fix this...

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Chapter 90: The Inazuma Cooking Competition is about to begin!

[Su Che: You might not understand what I'm talking about. Even things like omelets, rice balls, and macaroni noodles, things that even children can make while playing house, Ying can't make. If you force her to cook, she'll just produce a walnut-colored paste.]

[Walnut: What is Walnut Happy Purple Paste?]

[Su Che: After eating, he went straight to the Rebirth Hall as a VIP]

[Hu Tao: @Ying, I want to open a restaurant for you in Inazuma. I'll pay for it, but you can run the restaurant. How's that?]

[Shadow: I can cook normal meals]

[Yaejinko: This is the first time I've heard of this. What does the General do?]

[Shadow: I can make tea]

[Paimon: But tea doesn't count as food, right?]

[Yingfu: Drinking too much tea can still make you feel full]

[Funina: I know the kind of meal you're talking about, but in Fontaine, we usually call it afternoon tea.]

[film:……]

[Alicea: Criticizing a girl's cooking in front of so many people is truly cruel. @Ying, why don't you come learn to cook from Mei!]

[Shadow: ...Food is meaningless to eternity]

[Aha: @Ying, as a fellow deity, your pursuit truly makes me laugh. It seems that for you, "eternity" is nothing more than an excuse for "not being able to do it."]

Kujo Sara: Nonsense! Giving up all uncertainty is the only way for the General to achieve eternity! The General pursues an eternity without thoughts or attachments, abandoning worldly obsessions and clinging to an unchanging eternity! How can a mere meal compare to that?

[Su Che: I've said before, don't put too much of a fan filter on others. Just like Yan Shen looks like he's understanding the people's sentiments, but he's actually just trying to hang out on the street; Jing Yuan looks like he's playing a big game of chess, but he's actually just trying to slack off; Kiana looks wise but foolish in the second part, but she's actually really foolish—Ying has been isolated for five hundred years, so is the eternity she pursues truly the right one?]

[Kiana: What do you mean by truly stupid?!?]

[Shadow: What do you want to say?]

[Su Che: Of course it is——]

[Aha: At Inazuma’s meeting—]

[Su Che: Imperial Cooking Competition!]

[Aha: I don't believe in eternity. If you want to prove that the eternity you're pursuing exists, then use your cooking skills to conquer me!]

[Sambo: Defeat all challengers as a god and carry out your eternal way!]

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