Create a chat group and let the Miyou character be broken by the second creation

Chapter 92: The Hidden Rules of Becoming a God

[Hanabi: Is Sambo a fart? And it makes a "poof" sound~ Hahaha!]

[Sambo: Miss Hanabi, please be a lady. I think magician is a more appropriate description.]

[Xing: Your magic stinks!]

[Sambo:…]

"It's from Ms. Heita." The courier placed a cardboard box with the word "Please" written on it directly on the front counter and said to Xing, "Please open the box, inspect the contents, and sign for them."

[Xing opened the cardboard box and took out three more boxes one by one, like nesting dolls. They were labeled "Do Not," "Touch," and "Feel" respectively. Then he took out a black cube with a glowing blue core.]

After the cube made contact with Xing, it hovered above her head. Xing jumped back and forth a few times, realizing the cube was following her closely. She scratched her head in confusion, "What's this? I'll go ask the Black Tower later."

"I'm so hungry! I want to have lunch first~" Xing said, clutching her rumbling stomach. Suddenly, the edges of the cube flashed with golden light, and a cafeteria meal appeared out of thin air.

"Eh? What's going on?" Xing glanced at the plate, then at the cube, and gestured tentatively towards the table: "Want a cup...of coffee?"

A steaming cup of coffee appears immediately. Xing is shocked. "What the hell?"

[She then points to the right and says, "Here's a good deal!", and a small volume of "Star Maid" appears on the table.]

[“Give me a sofa!”, “Give me a trash can filled with stars and with wings and a handsome face!”]

After all her wishes were granted, Xing looked at the cube with sparkling eyes: "I, I'm invincible."

[Xing: @Black Tower, I was too loud before. I will return the doll to you immediately. As for your collection, I want this one.]

[Black Tower: It's a pity I don't have this item. And cosmic wonders like these usually cost many times the price, so you should be more careful.]

[March 7: Where is your integrity that cannot be corrupted by wealth and status? Is your love so fragile that it cannot withstand the test?]

[Xing: But with this, I can have more Black Tower dolls. My love hasn't changed, it's just become broader and more generous, allowing me to love more Black Tower dolls.]

[Su Che: God loves the world. Every time a star loves another person, it brings it one step closer to God.]

[Ying: Our respected group leader, Mr. Su Che, has coined another wise saying! Yeah, is loving someone a sin? I just want to get closer to God.]

[Qin: Although the gods do love their people equally, I don't think the love you're talking about is the same as this kind of love.]

[Ying: Captain Jean, you are from the freest country in Teyvat, why don't you understand romance?]

[Qin: Not really that free]

[Su Che: The pattern is too small]

[Qin:?]

[Su Che: We use love to give meaning to everything in the world, and this in itself is a miracle. When an inorganic object becomes the sustenance of a human life, does it matter what kind of love gives it meaning? All we have to do is... no, we just have to applaud this—celebrate it!]

[Qin: What are you celebrating?]

[Su Che: Since a miracle has appeared, of course we should celebrate the birth of a god!]

Zhongli: If emotions allow mortals to transcend other life forms, can they be called gods? This is indeed a novel theory.

[Wendy: Oh? Since every holder of the Eye of God is a Proto-God, then to truly become a god, does it have to be a contest of who loves the most people?]

[Su Che: I was reluctant to tell you this, after all, it would cause countless people to follow suit, even at the cost of their lives. But I never expected you to deduce this shocking truth from my casual remark.]

[Su Che: You guessed it right. The Sky Island on the continent of Teyvat is a holy temple that only those with the largest harem in the world, spanning seven kingdoms, have the right to set foot on!]

[Falusan:??? What kind of horrible truth have you deduced?]

[Kaeya: Putting aside other things, if he can really conquer such a large harem, I would like to call him the Kidney of God]

[Su Che: That’s right!]

[Kaia: Huh?]

[Su Che: Becoming a god isn't something that happens overnight. The first step to becoming a god is to deify your kidneys. This is the first test that everyone who wants to become a god must face. In fact, everyone has this unspoken rule, but the process is so painful that those who have successfully become gods don't want to recall it, so you don't know it.]

[Aha: Oh, this one was truly difficult. I had to think of many ways to take this first step. The whole process was like walking a tightrope. One misstep could lead to a tragic outcome of kidney damage and death. Thinking back on the initial difficulties, I still break out in a cold sweat.]

[Sambo: Even Aha is still afraid of it?!]

[Aha: I'm already pretty good. Look at Xuwu, because he took a shortcut in the first level, he'll be stuck in the Sage state for the rest of his life. And Taiziyuros, because he got obsessed in the first level, he went astray and ended up in disaster.]

[Kiana: Although it's inappropriate to say this now, I still want to ask - are the gods in your world too strange?]

[Su Che: Kiana, you... I don't know how to say hello to you.]

[Kiana: Me? What happened to me?]

[Su Che: It's okay for you to sleep and get distracted during class, but how can you not pay attention during such an important time? Senior Ah Ha is sharing his personal experience, why don't you learn from him?]

[Kiana: Why would I learn this? I don't want to be some harem god!]

[Mebius: Hmm? @Su Che, you mean... Kiana?]

[Otto: I see. That's not surprising.]

[Kiana: What riddles are you all talking about?]

[Su Che: Anyway, go ask Ahado for advice later. It will definitely be useful when you fight the End.]

[Ahaha: My way, whoever wants to learn, I will teach ~ Hahahahaha!]

[Xing: Coach, I want to be the Star God of Universal Love! Do you think I have the qualifications?]

[Aha: Of course, but you need to let go a little more]

[Xing: I see, am I still too reserved?]

[March 7: @Xing, you know Aha is joking with you, right?]

Xing happily tossed the cube around: "Hey, I thought of a way to kill two birds with one stone! I can test this thing's abilities, and it can also help me regain my popularity!"

Afterwards, Xing used the cube to give the defense staff a new weapon, Section Chief Meir a Doraemon, Wen Shiqi a bomb to perm his hair, Silver Wolf a cassette of "Silver Wolf Legend 2", and Alan a five-star light cone. He also told Wen Shiling a Cyno joke to cheer her up, which made his popularity return to the top of the space station.

Chapter 93: What are you afraid of? You have a star destroyer!

"Haha, not bad! After a year, I've reached the summit again." Xing was delighted and began to ponder the black cube floating beside him.

"By the way, what on earth is this amazing thing?"

Suddenly, Xing heard someone next to him complain, "I'm so sleepy. I really want to slack off."

[As soon as he finished speaking, a fish so big that it could keep a fisherman away from his home for three days fell from the sky and hit the man.]

"What the hell? What's going on?" Xing stared in amazement at the unfortunate person being slapped by the fish's tail. Someone nearby started shouting frantically:

"I can't figure it out! I wish I had a supercomputer!"

[Then, a Wandering Earth-style blackened MOSS, made up of three server cabinets, appears behind the man.]

[Then Xing overheard a girl with glasses acting coquettishly to her boyfriend: "Hey, you give me whatever I say? Then I want a star, hahahaha~"]

[Then a round meteorite fell directly on the floor of the reception center]

"Ahhhhhh?" Xing screamed in bewilderment. "What's going on? Can even what I heard come true?"

Finally, Heita came over: "You bastard, I finally found you! Come here!"

Heita angrily drags Xing into the office. Xing quickly asks, "Heita, what's going on?"

"This is the strange item [Food of Desire]. As you can see, it can conjure up whatever you desire." Black Tower introduced.

[Xing is anxious: "Wait a but..."]

【Black Tower: "But it comes at a price."】

[Xing asked in horror: "What is the price, Black Tower?"]

"Your body." The black tower raised a finger. "Depending on the number of wishes you fulfill each day, at midnight it will absorb your body and shrink you."

[“Wha-what?” Xing was shocked.]

Black Tower rested his chin on his hand and analyzed, "Thank goodness you have a star core in your body. Judging from the current situation, you should be able to shrink into Pepe tonight."

[Xing: When I heard Heita say the price was my body, I thought he was secretly harboring feelings for me. I didn't expect that this was all?]

[Black Tower: It would be great if there really was such a strange thing that could even generate organic life forms.]

[Ying: Yeah, that way we don't need to deal with the dolls, we can just wish for a loli black tower.]

[Black Tower: Have you forgotten the price? If you tried to create a genius like me, I'm afraid not a single cell would be left of you by the end of the night.]

[Ying: If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die in the evening!]

[Black Tower: ???]

[Ahaha: Hahahaha! Good! Good! You said it well!]

[Xing: I haven't heard such sensible words in a long time. Brother Ying, please allow me to follow you forever!]

[Esther: To be able to go to such lengths for knowledge, such a thirst for knowledge is truly admirable.]

[Xing: I see you don’t understand anything~]

[Esther:?]

Alan: If such a thing existed, I think many people would be willing to use it, even at the cost of their lives.

Bronya: Compared to the scarce supplies of wartime weapons, food, and even the technological achievements that could revolutionize the battlefield and entire civilizations, a single human life is truly…

Einstein: If this strange object appeared in the real world, it would surely obey certain rules. If a mere ordinary life could create something like the Cocoon of Death, I can't imagine what the world would be like.

[Xing: Rules are meant to be broken!]

[Su Che: Did you forget about the chat group mall?]

Tesla: Since this wonder doesn't exist, we can't determine its limit. Maybe it can even create the Imaginary Tree and the Quantum Ocean? There are no Imaginary Trees or Quantum Oceans in the mall.

[Tree of Imaginary Numbers] and [Quantum Sea] are now available in the mall.

[Tesla: 6]

Su Che opened the group mall and took a look. Sure enough, the prices of these two products were not even 0 - it directly used "Jing" as the unit.

[Einster: 3 Jing points? How long will it take to accumulate enough?]

[Kiana: But doesn't Su Che have a lottery for level-up rewards in the mall? Maybe he'll get one someday in the future?]

[Aha: @Su Che, wait until the day you get the lottery and help your brother]

[Su Che: I don't know why, but I suddenly have a feeling that there might not be any more prizes from the mall lottery...]

After hearing what Heita said, Xing felt completely hopeless: "Will I just be a dwarf from now on?"

"Who told you to touch it? Didn't it say 'Do Not Touch'?" Black Tower said.

[Xing angrily said: "Please write them together next time!"]

[Just then, Ester happened to pass by while talking on the phone, and Xing heard her words clearly: "Hello? Are the new Star Destroyers sold out again? Yes, the kind that can destroy 8 planets with one shot. Ugh, sad..."]

“I really want it—”

[Accompanied by the "Imperial March" of Star Wars, a huge star destroyer suddenly appeared outside the space station]

[Heita closes his eyes: "You should be dead."]

[Xing holds her head and bursts into tears: "Help!"]

[“Unless,” Black Tower finally offered a solution, “someone is willing to take it from you. The price will also be passed on to that person.”]

Xing immediately revealed a flattering smile: "Heita, you must be eager to try this, right?"

"Not really." Heita put his hand on Xing's face to prevent her from getting any closer. "Find a place to hide first. I'll think of another solution."

At this moment, Xing's phone suddenly buzzed with messages. She opened the work chat group and saw her colleagues discussing what she had just done with the magical item. They immediately agreed to find Xing and make a wish.

Xing saw the rumbling crowd rushing towards her in the distance and immediately began to run, not forgetting to cover her ears to avoid becoming a wishing well. As she was surrounded, she luckily came across the toilet belonging to "Experimental Subject 13" and used it to teleport into the collection room of the Black Tower.

[(Broken) Walter Young: This Star Destroyer...]

[(Broken) Bronya: Cool!]