Create a chat group and let the Miyou character be broken by the second creation

[Xing: I remember you said you would give me a Star Destroyer, Estelle]

[Esther: Sorry, just like in this video, I always wanted to buy it, but I just couldn’t.]

Tesla: I envy the world that sells Star Destroyers.

Tesla: Oh right! I remember there's a Star Destroyer for sale in the group mall, right? Let's save up and buy it! Then we can modify it so it can transform into an Arahato!

Walter Yang: That's a great idea... Ahem, that's not a good idea. If a Star Destroyer appears in the Honkai World, it will strengthen the Honkai to an unstoppable level.

[Tesla: What are you afraid of? We have Star Destroyers!]

[Einstein: Stop it, you'll attract a planetary-level Honkai Beast.]

Chapter 94: Tingyun has stopped operating

[March 7: Ester, don't you love stars? Stars and Star Destroyers are natural enemies!]

[Esther: Stars are beautiful whether they are born or destroyed]

[Aha: This child may become the Destroyer, and restore the glory of the Immortal God!]

[Su Che: The restrictions are too great. Why not come to me and become a Colonial Herrist? Explore the planet to your heart's content!]

[Esther: This...]

[Su Che: You should know that my world currently has no information on any celestial bodies outside of our home planet. If you come, every star you see will be named by you and recorded in the database. I'll open a memorial hall just for you... No, you can even transform a galaxy into your own astronomical research institute!]

[Esther: Wow——]

[Su Che: From now on, the people who set out from Deberg into the universe, when they stroll among the stars, will praise your name. How romantic!]

[Esther: Are there any requirements to become a Herrscher?]

[Su Che: No conditions. Just being moved and taking action is enough.]

[Black Tower: You're actually trying to poach my employees right in front of me?]

[Su Che: It's the 2158th century of Amber. How can we still call it poaching? This is called free employment.]

[Esther: It's okay, Ms. Heita. I can work part-time like Ms. Tingyun.]

[(Bengtie) Kokolia: You reminded me. @Tingyun, when will the supplies I requested be delivered?]

[Tingyun: Almost there... To obtain the rare materials you requested, I traveled tens of thousands of light years in just two weeks, almost across half the galaxy. During this time, I even returned to Luofu three times to conduct business negotiations with the Chamber of Commerce...]

[Su Che: Look, after becoming a Herrscher, even if I maintain this workload for a long time, I won't die from overwork. How convenient!]

[Tingyun: Wuuwuwu… Although I won't die no matter how sleepy or tired I am, my heart is about to die. I beg you to be more tolerant and caring towards me. If this continues, I will…]

[Sino: out of service]

[Tingyun:?]

[Ahaha: Hahahaha!]

[Xing: Hahahaha you, you are so golden hahaha!]

[Ying: Ice God Senor used his authority, but it was funny hahaha!]

[Fu Xiaoshi: How did you come up with that? Haha!]

Xingqiu: This is a brilliant joke! The character for "yun" with the character for "yun" (yun) next to it, "zōng," suggests that Tingyun is slipping away and slacking off, ultimately halting all purchases for the Chamber of Commerce and Daiberg. It also rhymes with the same sound, which is really neat!

[Tinari: Is there anyone who is willing to help Seno explain his bad jokes now?]

[Kavi: Alas, what will be the future of Xumi?]

Xing sits on the toilet, hugging her legs, lost in emo: "After tonight, I'll probably just be a microbe... If I had known, I should have followed the train."

Then she clasped her hands together and began an impromptu prayer: "Star God! If I can survive this crisis, I must be a good person, work hard, stop lying, stop giving up, and stop spitting in the coffee of people I hate!"

After Xing shed a tear of regret, the door behind her suddenly opened due to the high temperature, creating a circle that could drive someone with obsessive compulsive disorder to death. Then, Sambo walked in.

"Hey, hey, hey, I don't know why everyone here has run away, but this gives me a good opportunity. Let me see what treasures are here."

[The next second, Sambo and Xing, who was sitting dumbfounded on the toilet, exchanged awkward glances.]

"Oops, we went the wrong way," Sambo, sweating profusely, said to himself, turning and leaving naturally, "Isn't this the men's restroom?"

[Xing quickly called out to him: "Wait a minute, brother!"]

Sambo thought Xing didn't want to let him go, so he raised his hands in surrender: "Oh my god, I really just took the wrong road!"

"I didn't mean to see your face. Please don't kill me!" Xing hugged her head and pretended to be scared.

Sambo was stunned: "Huh?"

Xing holds the Food of Desire in both hands and hands to Sangbo: "Here! This is the most precious treasure in the Black Tower's collection. I'll use it in exchange for my life!"

Sambo cleared his throat, slowly extended his hand, and asked tentatively, "Then I... will take it?"

"Really? Big Brother? You must accept it!" Xing cried as she stuffed the Food of Desire into Sangbo's hand, leaving Sangbo completely bewildered. "Oh, okay, okay."

"I'm just a salaried worker. Don't kill me to silence me!" Xing cried, showing off her superb acting skills.

[Sangbo pinched his waist and said, "I'm in a good mood today, so I'll spare your life~"]

Xing happily sends Sambo off: "Sir, take care~"

Sambo was also very happy: "Hey, don't see me off. We'll see each other again if we're lucky."

After Sambo disappeared, Xing proudly gave herself a thumbs-up: "Hey, it's me!"

A few days later, Xing returned to her workstation. "I'm Xing, a staff member at the Black Tower Space Station. Because I prevented significant financial loss to the station, I've been promoted to honorary staff member. Hehe, I love it here."

[Xing clenched his fists and worked hard: "I will devote my whole life to the space station project--!"]

[Then the Silver Wolf appears: "5 Black, missing 1."]

"Team!" Xing skillfully took out his phone and started playing games with Silver Wolf.

Silver Wolf said while playing the game, "Come to think of it, that cassette you gave me suddenly disappeared."

Elsewhere, Sambo, holding the Food of Desire, reveals his true form: Hanabi. She examines the cube and mutters to herself, "I forgot to ask what this thing is for. Anyway, let's go to Pinocchio first! I really want to eat a hundred-layer sundae soon, hahaha~"

[The Food of Desire flashed with golden light, and a hundred-layer sundae with fireworks appeared in her hands.]

[Hanabi was stunned and surprised: "What the hell (Konone)?"]

[Hanabi:? ]

[Sambo: I knew it wasn't me, right? But Hanabi's "WTF" at the end was so hilarious, hahahaha!]

[Silver Wolf: The Masked Fool was actually tricked by others in the end. This is what we call fun.]

[Hanabi: Stop kidding! How could I possibly be fooled by her with such exaggerated acting skills?]

[Aha: You prayed to the Star Gods, but the only one who responded was the Masked Fool sent by Aha. Now you know who cares for you the most, right?]

[Xing: I understand. Hanabi is someone who can be my wife!]

[Fireworks: Little Gray Hair, do you owe me a big favor now? You must show up immediately when I call you~]

[Xing: Next time for sure!]

[Xing: But finally, what does this video have to do with the Imperial Cooking Competition we talked about earlier?]

[Su Che: With this amazing item, the Food of Desire, all you have to do during the competition is wish for "give me a dish that tastes better than the other contestants'," and you can easily win the championship, right?]

[Xing: Unfortunately, I don’t have this thing in real life, and…]

[Congratulations to Xing for obtaining the rare item "Food of Desire"]

[Xing: And even if it existed, I definitely wouldn't use it! Ahhhh, how come this thing is bound to me the moment it appears?!]

Chapter 95: Customized Advertisement for Wangsheng Hall

[March 7: I'm going to check my shopping wish list!]

[Xing: Stop it!!!]

[Hanabi: I want a Star Destroyer that can destroy 80 planets with one shot!]

[Xing: Hanabi, you bastard! I will definitely...eh?]

[Hanabi: Huh? Why didn't you show up?]

[Xing: Great! It turns out this thing needs my permission to grant wishes. That really scared me...]

[Su Che: I’ve already said that nothing harmful will ever appear in this chat group.]

[Xing: But if I make a wish, it will still cause harm to me, right?]

[Su Che: Even if the chat group gave you a piece of tofu, if you left it outside Beloberg to freeze for an hour, it could kill someone with a brick. The chat group only ensures that the item is delivered to you in a harmless manner, but they have no control over your subsequent use.]

[Xing: Doesn’t that mean you can only watch but not use it?]

[Su Che: Come on, a mysterious black cube on your head is super cool! Such an accessory would definitely be a paid item in the game.]

[star:……]

[Black Tower: Bring that strange object to the space station so I can study it, and I'll give you the doll.]

[Xing: How about I just give this to you?]

[Black Tower: You don't want to make a bunch of wishes first and then give them to me?]

[Xing: Um... That's right! @(Bengtie) Walter Yang, we're getting ready to go to Pinocchio. Uncle Yang, please come back quickly!]

[(Broken Iron) Walter Young: Immediately]

[Ying: Then let’s go too! To Inazuma!]

[Paimon: Let’s go!]

[Beidou: The boat leaves tonight. If you want to go to Inazuma, hurry to Guyun Pavilion.]

[Kiana: Should we set off too?]

[Raiden Mei: Where to?]

[Kiana: Rice Wife]

[Theresa: What are you thinking? Even if we go, it will be a month later. You want to run away now?]

[Murata Himeko: Kiana, don't think you can skip class by pretending to be stupid]

[Kiana: Uh...hahahaha...]

[Hu Tao: I suddenly feel like I should do some preparation before going to Inazuma. @Su Che, Su Keqing, can you help me come up with a couple of slogans?]

Yaejinko: We're having a cooking competition. Advertising for Wangshengtang seems a bit... inappropriate, doesn't it? I don't mean to dislike Wangshengtang's business. I just think that even if Hall Master Hu spends money, it might not have much of an impact.

[Hu Tao: It's okay. I have great confidence in all the contestants in this competition!]

[Yaejinko: This... okay]

[Su Che: I don’t have any good ideas for now, but I can try to filter out a video.]

Su Che set up several filtering conditions this time and successfully found the video he needed randomly.

[Start playing - "Walnut: A Pristine, High-End Cemetery, Wangsheng Hall Awaits Your Visit"]

[Hu Tao: This is a great slogan! It's simple and highlights the key points. It's catchy and rhymes.]

[Gui Naifen: Wait a minute! Aren’t Yinzhai places haunted? Is there really anyone who would dare to buy this?]

[Xingqiu: The term "yinzhai" was originally a term in feng shui, and later came to describe a haunted place. Some people also believe that locating a yinzhai in a blessed place can bring prosperity to their descendants.]

[Hu Tao: This statement is not without reason. After all, I have never seen anyone who can afford to hire a Feng Shui master to look at the Feng Shui and build a tomb poor.]

In the video, Hu Tao begins to recite the advertising slogan: "Taozi Secondhand Grave Direct Sales Network, no middlemen taking a profit. Tomb owners get more money, victims pay less."

"Choose a good Teyvat tomb online and have it delivered to your door for a 7-day trial. Transfer ownership if you're satisfied, or get a full refund if you're not. Over 100 million tombs have been sold, leading the way in transaction volume. For buying and selling second-hand tombs, come to Taozi Second-hand Tomb Direct Sales Network!"

[Qingque: Good boy, this opening speech left me stunned.]